H3 Fans For Palestine — 12 Hour Fundraiser

4:45Welcome in to the H3 Fans for Palestine fundraiser stream. We're going to get started in just a second here. Thank you so much for joining us today.

5:16Alrighty, everyone. Welcome in. Welcome in. Welcome to the H3 Fans for Palestine 12-h hour charity fundraiser. Uh, I did write a little intro here just in case I forgot to talk. Oh my god, everyone.

5:27Thank you so much for the donations. This is incredible so far. Um, but yeah,

5:31let me just briefly introduce you guys before we start jumping into the activities today. I have roosters in the backyard, so apologies if you hear them making noise at any time throughout the

5:39stream. It's probably going to happen a lot. But anyways, um, again, hello. Welcome to 12-h hour fundraiser stream.

5:44We're going to be having a lot of fun today, and it's going to be for a very good cause. We, the H3 podcast fans, are raising money uh for the Palestine

5:51Children's Relief Fund. Um, we're going to start out pretty ambitious here with a $5,000 goal. Uh, please make sure to read the description for our list of uh

6:00our schedule and our list of donation incentives.

6:04I wanted to start out today by playing a video from PCRF. Uh, it's called uh Milk for Gaza. Um, the text goes by pretty

6:12fast, so there's going to be certain moments where I'm going to be pausing and narrating for you. So, let's enjoy this video together. Unfortunately, it only has 206 views, so I wanted to make

6:20sure to watch this at the top of the stream just to make sure um I got as many eyes on it as possible and also to let you guys know where hardearned money is going to be going towards. So, let's watch it together.

6:36Oh, sorry. I hear I hear music going on still in the background. One moment.

6:45Oh, I hear an echo. What is happening? Oh, it is my own stream.

6:50All right. Sorry. Let me uh rewind this really quick and let's start again.

7:35I feel hopeless. I can't do anything for them.

7:39When their dad was alive, we couldn't afford anything. How can we afford anything now that he's gone?

7:49I don't know where to get milk for them.

7:53He looked everywhere and asked neighbors for milk.

8:17The health condition of the two children Muhammad and Mustafa Al Jawahi has been diagnosed as severe mal malnutrition.

8:27Their case is currently being monitored.

8:36We urgently need to provide milk if possible along with nutritional supplements and healthy food for the children.

9:14So yeah, I really I I briefly wanted to introduce that video just to get a sort of sense of where our hard earning money is going to be going towards. Um but yeah, thank you so much for watching

9:22that with me everyone and thank you so much for everyone who has donated so far. It's hard for me to kind of see on screen like who's donated what, but we're almost at our first donation goal

9:30of $800. Look at you guys are so incredible already. Shout out to everyone in chat. Shout out to all the donators. So yeah. Um I guess it's time to get started with our first activity.

9:38We're going to be doing the 600 plus soundbite tournament. Let me go to that screen really quick here. That's right.

9:46And we have several amazing participants that are going to be joining us in just a second here. But the 600 sound tournament is a project we here on this channel have been working on for a few

9:54months. I've been inviting creators from the H3 space and mega fans and H3 celebrities to determine which out of

10:02all the 600 sound bites on the hreord.com website is the best. We are at the top 48 and we're going to be going through them one by one and

10:10determine which soundbite is ultimately best. So, everyone please feel free to join in now. Let me see if I can uh uh we're we're just working out on this

10:19here. This is our my first time doing like waiting rooms on Discord. So, let me see if I can bring all of our

10:25participants in. So, let me move you guys in here.

10:34Can I do that? Oh, I can. Oh, I can just drag and drop you guys in here.

10:37Fantastic. Hello. You may unmute yourself. Test, test, test.

10:46Hello, Carissa. Can you hear me?

10:49Oh, you know what? I have to change my audio output settings really quick. One moment. Hello girl with the microphone.

10:57Audio output. There we go. I should be able to hear you now. Please speak. Check. Check.

11:05I can hear you.

11:06Hello girl with the microphone. And hello Cararissa. Thank you so much for joining us today. Hi.

11:12Let me ping the others really quick. I know I drink H3 is in the chat and I believe Unreligion should be joining us shortly as well. Thank you so much for

11:19the donations everyone. Oh my god, we're at $1,19.

11:23I should I should have said our our goals way higher. I have to light the butthole candle.

11:27I told you this is I said we're blasting that. We're blasting that 5k in the first two hours.

11:33We're going to make so much money today for Palestinians. I'm so excited. We're going to make so much money.

11:38Um yeah, let me know when you want cameras on.

11:40Yeah, cameras on right now would be great. Please let me uh DM uh the rest of the participants who are supposed to be joining us today. We're supposed to

11:48be accompanied by unreligion and I drink H3 as well. Thank you so much. A girl with microphone, please uh take it away.

11:54In terms of audio, please chat it up with the chat as I prepare this segment.

11:59Hi everybody. Okay, I'm loud. They're saying I'm loud. [ __ ] [ __ ] Sorry. Turning it down.

12:06That's on me too. I also have to do some mixing and mastering on my end.

12:09Um I can You sound good.

12:11How is that? Sorry. I'm also like I'm just a loud person. So, I'll try I'll try and be less less loud. Uh, let me

12:20see. I'm gonna look at my my audio as well. Audio. Audio. You sound good. Audio.

12:28How's this gang? How's this gang? Is that better everyone? I could lower just a little more.

12:34I'll lower you just just a touch more. I think it's Hi, everyone.

12:37It's just the Windows audio sound that just comes in really loud for the viewers. I sound great now. Okay. Hi, everybody.

12:44how are you doing? Welcome. Thank you.

12:46Make sure you're donating. I just put in my donation, so make sure you do yours. Um,

12:53yeah, the the link is pinned for the donations. Let's get uh let's get a purple heart in chat if you've already donated.

13:03Purple hearts in chat. Purple hearts in chat if you've donated.

13:12Yeah. What are we at? I I had it pulled up. Let me see here. We are at 1,00 $1,6467.

13:20Let's go, bro. That's awesome.

13:25Okay, we got one purple heart. Let's keep them purple hearts going. If you donate, drop a purple heart. Hey.

13:33Yeah. Hell yeah, brothers. This is awesome.

13:40This is awesome. Uh, I am exhausted if you guys Yeah, you did a really good job yesterday weren't watching. We went over the

13:48entire uh motion to quash last night and I am so tired. Uh, but thank you everybody

13:56for donating here today. That video was so moving. Um,

14:03it's just so sad. It's sad and I wish there was more that we could do, but at

14:10least we're here together. We're talking about Palestine. We're talking about the people. Uh we're talking about what they need and trying to get it to them,

14:19right? And that's that's what we can do from this far away. Just keep standing up. Keep talking to each other about it.

14:27Keep pushing back. Uh talk to your talk to your reps, too.

14:32Make sure you talk to your your um people in Congress, people in the Senate,

14:38and push on them, right? Let them know that you don't you do not agree with what's happening in Palestine. You do not agree how your tax dollars are being

14:48used to fund this to fund this genocide.

14:52Right. We got to we got to make our voices heard.

14:57Yes, I did stay up late and now I'm being cared by this. I thought H3 fans were pro genocide. Well, Alex, you would be wrong.

15:05We are not progenocide despite despite what the what the the dark corners of the internet might think, right? We are

15:14we are people who care about other people. We just don't want we don't want civilians to die, right? And and that's

15:23happening in in droves right now. And it's not getting any better. And our our I mean in the US for the US fans that are here,

15:34our government is is supporting it. Our government is is basically giving Netanyahu whatever he wants. So it's very important for Americans

15:41specifically to donate and also to talk to your Congress people um and also get out and get involved. Like I think a big I've

15:50talked about I think a big problem with like the online activist community is they don't have any roots in real

15:59activism like in the world. And that kind of like gives you tunnel vision.

16:08And so you got to get out there and actually make a difference. And you'll feel so much better. Like you'll feel like you are helping. And so that way

16:17you won't have to like be an [ __ ] on the internet, right? You can like actually make a difference in real life and not feel as helpless. So donate,

16:27um, and do other do other things and and drop in the chat if if there are things you're doing in your real life,

16:34uh, when it comes to activism, either for Palestine or for other causes right now, because it's so it's so important for us to stay active in the real world.

16:46Warning, this might be hard to hear for someone with mental illness. What? What?

16:50Will to go out in public? Jenna and her side can [ __ ] itself. Boo.

17:03Oh my goodness. Uh, so Cararissa, how are you?

17:07I'm very good. How are you? It's so exciting to get to talk to you. like actually talking cuz I've been in several of your streams so I join

17:15whenever I can. I really enjoy everything you have to say. You're such an intelligent, insightful person and I love having you as a part of the community. It's just Oh, thank you.

17:24Such a ray of sunshine.

17:27Thank you so much. I appreciate it and I'm so glad that you're participating in this. So are you're doing what? You're going to be in the soundbite competition.

17:34I am in quite a few things. I'm in the soundbite competition. I Jeopardy. I'm in a couple of the story times and I'll be doing the makeup tutorial later on.

17:43Awesome. Um, can we see the painting on your wall?

17:47Okay. So, it's not like a painting I did or like I don't know anything about where it's from. It's just my parents bought it. I know. But I love it. Oh my god,

17:57I actually have I have two pet tree frogs at home. Frogs are my favorite animals. So, yeah, I have many many frog decorations all around my apartment.

18:06Tree frogs. That is freaking cool.

18:08I do. I do. Their names are sausage and gravy.

18:12Oh my god. Let's get Let's get frogs in chat for sausage and gravy, please.

18:16The good frogs because we've had many bad frogs and good frogs only. Good frogs.

18:24All right, the scales.

18:26I'm ready to get started with zombie tournament. Unreligion. Feel free to unmute yourself and turn on your camera.

18:30I'm sure the fans would love to see you with us today. In the meantime, um again, like I said,

18:35we've been working on this project for a few months. I have every sound bite lined up for us to judge. So, the way this is going to work is um the three of you are going to be deliberating which

18:43sound bite deserves to move on to the next round and I'll I'll make a poll for the audience to vote which sound bite actually moves forward. So, your job

18:51today is going to be to sway the audience one way or the other. So, let's get started with the first two sound bites. We have a and chestnut slurping over open fire.

19:03Ah, that might be super loud actually.

19:06Let me this film in particular for whatever reason was crazy loud. Let me say that again. And then next we have chestnuts.

19:17We can't hear it, Alex. Oh, you can't hear it. Say it.

19:20Oh. Uh uh. Click on the stream and for whatever Oh, you know what? It might be muted for whatever reason. Let me try again. Hello, Unreligion. Welcome in.

19:32There we go. I got it unmuted. How are you doing underwise? Hi guys. So, what are you guys doing? What are we up to?

19:40We are doing the soundbite tournament.

19:44Oh, okay. Okay. We're Are we getting Are we doing the sound tournament now?

19:47Yes, we're we're live and we're doing it right now. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Um, let me play the sound.

19:52Let me know if you guys can hear it. We might have to right click on the stream and turn up the audio. 16 is the age of consent.

20:00Nothing is the age of consent. like the actual stream in YouTube.

20:06No, the uh stream I'm sharing here on Discord. Oh. Oh. Oh, I see. I see. I've got the audio on Max.

20:16Did you hear that? I hear it's very soft, though. All right. Yeah, let me adjust that.

20:22I mean, I know the sound bites, but you want to right click on the stream and uh increase the audio, Kate. Okay.

20:35like on the on air thing. Yeah, here on the on air live stream. Got it. Okay. Yep. Got it.

20:42All right. Cool. Did you hear that? Yep. Got it. Okay. Let's start over. Yeah.

20:47All right, everyone. Here's the 600s plus soundbite tournament. Our first two sound bites are a versus chestnuts slurping over open fire. Oh, thank you so much for the donation.

21:07All right. What do you guys have to say? Please deliberate. Chestnuts. Chestnuts all the way. It's chestnuts.

21:14Okay. I was also I was going to make a rule. If we all agreed on one, we wouldn't have to pull the audience because I also agree it's going to be chestnuts. So, I'm okay moving chestnuts

21:23to the next round. If there's any discourse or discussion one way or another, then we'll pull the audience.

21:28So, let's move Chestnuts to the next round. Shout out Chestnuts.

21:32Chestnuts. Chestnuts. Oh, also I want to play playing some music in the background in the meantime.

21:37Apologies, ladies and gentlemen. We're just We're just putting this together here.

21:41It's top. It's top of the stream. We're all feeling good.

21:43Top of the stream. All right, next pair of sound bites. Stan the hater versus Dan is jealous of me. Dan to Dan.

21:55Dan is jealous of me. That one is hard.

22:03I'm team rich. Team Rich Lux for me.

22:06I'm saying she's rich Lux, too, because I actually like say that in my head sometimes.

22:10Oh, I guess two for being a contrarian. I actually the Dan the Hater soundbite popped into my head when I was getting ready this morning and I feel like there are just so many

22:19other better rich look sound bites that I'm voting for Dan the Hater. H yeah, I honestly don't know one way or another. We're going to leave it to the audience.

22:27Audience, what do you say? I'm going to start the poll in just a second here. So Dan is jealous versus Well, we're getting a spicy chip at 2K.

22:38Yes. Are we already almost at 2K?

22:40Alex, you're [ __ ] No, we're at like 1,200. But bro, you're going to be doing that chip early.

22:47We'll see. I'm not sure how spicy he's actually going to be. Like I consider like um I think I'm I'm okay with a bunch of Cholula on stuff, right? But like the blazing wings at Buffalo Wild,

22:57it's not hot, right?

22:59But the blazing at Buffalo Wild Wings and the mango habanero, that's that's too spicy for me personally. Oh, I think you're in trouble, bro.

23:06All right, we have an early lead for Dan is jealous of me. I think I'm going to close the poll right away. We're not going to These are are snap judgment polls right here.

23:13So is jealous of me. Moves forward to the next round.

23:17Get in early, guys. This is voter suppression.

23:20Up next, sorry about your dad passing away versus what the heck are we going to do without men?

23:29I'm sorry about your dad passing away.

23:32What the hell are we going to do without men?

23:38Uh, I got to vote for Gabe here as a member of the dead dad's club. Shout out. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha.

23:45I just love Gabe so much. I can't ever not vote Gabe.

23:49Yeah, Gabe is my I I have a soft vote for Gabe.

23:53All right, I'm also in agreeance with Gabe. Gab is going to be moving forward.

23:57Let's move on to the next round here. I got to close some of these tabs as I do this, too. How's the audio sounding, by the way,

24:04everyone? Sounding good to me. Yeah, sounds good to me. Awesome. Very good. Very good.

24:10Feel free to comment in chat too if anyone has issues.

24:15All right. Next pair of sound bites we're going to be looking to is hello versus I didn't think you could break a penis.

24:24Hello. I didn't think you could break a penis. Donna.

24:32Donna. It's the penis one.

24:36Yeah, this is going to this is going to break Haley's comment's heart, but I also got to go. I didn't know you could break a penis.

24:44Oh my god. Thank you so much for the donation. All right, next pair of sound bites.

24:49Trying to think but nothing happens versus why does it lie? I'm trying to think but nothing happens.

24:56Oh, why does it lie?

25:00Joe Rogan's such an idiot. I vote for him. Why does it lie? Lie.

25:05I'm going to go. Um I try to think but nothing happens. All right, let's do a poll. Oh, audience poll. Yes. Yes. Yes.

25:12Doing a poll. I'll look alive everyone. So, you get to vote.

25:17Oh, D just saying something. I'll look in the chat in Discord. Thank you. Because I'm the co-host.

25:25All right. Try to think, but nothing happens. De, where did you put it?

25:31Versus Why does it lie?

25:42any any reasons why you guys voted the way you did?

25:48I mean, I I just love when they I think the lie like the the way Zach uses it has a lot of applications. I do love them both,

25:57but I mean, that was just such an iconically stupid moment for Joe Rogan.

26:02It's hard to it's hard to top that for me.

26:07I just feel like people try to think and nothing happens. like me.

26:14All right, let's do I do I like I like both of them for sure, but I think I just the story behind the why does it lie? The whole video of him thinking that dad was

26:23actually beating up his son is just so hilarious. Yeah, the whole backtory is really good.

26:28Yeah. So, it looks like we have a very clear win for Why does it lie? Joe Rogan, you move on to the next round.

26:36Let's go. Big nipples.

26:37All right, let's check out the next two sound bites. Semen is another kind of milk versus I want to smell feet. Semen is is another kind of milk.

26:47I want to smell feet. Semen. I agree. Sean,

26:54I love that. I love that. Sean,

27:00I'm going to be contrarian again and I'm going to spot for a just cuz I really like if I was going to choose between the two big time. It's just it's just so iconic.

27:10All right, we're going to pull it up,

27:11ladies and gentlemen. And pull next poll here.

27:16Alex, uh I drink H3 is in the waiting room. Can I pull them in?

27:21Yeah. Oh, actually, I can just drag and drop him in here. Okay, cool.

27:25And I have to readjust the cameras. Let me set up this poll really quick. So, this was I want small feet.

27:30I want to versus what was the other one? Sean is another kind of milk. Simon is another kind of milk.

27:39I drink H3, welcome in. Can you hear us?

27:43Oh, there we go. Let me drag him back in here. I drink H3. Can you hear us? Hey. Hey.

27:51Yes, sir. Welcome in. Welcome in. Hey, so sorry to interrupt.

27:56No, no apologies at all. This is your segment, man. We're here for you.

28:01Let me just make sure I adjust the cameras.

28:04Yeah. So, sorry. I see uh girl with a mic cam. I don't see the stream.

28:14Click on on air. Yeah. On air. On air. There we go. Okay. Cool. Took me a while.

28:22All right. Well, everybody, sorry to interrupt. All good. All good.

28:26Y'all, we're stuck at 1,200. Let's Let's get them Let's get them numbers up.

28:30Let's up those numbers. If you're just joining and you haven't donated yet,

28:37you're in trouble. You're in trouble.

28:44So, drop drop your uh drop your donation in cuz at 2K, Alex begins to suffer.

28:51Yes, I will do all the um as we hit the donation incentives, I'll be doing it um between the main segments. So, the during story times, that's when I start

29:00to like light the BO candle. underneath the spicy chip and whatnot.

29:03Did you cover um what the the levels are at the top of this? Should we say what they are?

29:09Yes, actually. Uh I have it here in the description. So, if you're curious what the donation goals are, please read the description. I have that message.

29:16Yeah, I can read them out while you do the poll. Please go for it.

29:18Um 800, which we already passed. Lighting the butthole candle. So, we're going to get a butthole candle. Have you lit it before?

29:25I I lit it once when I first bought it just to test it out. Like, okay, I guess I won't spoil it.

29:31Do you have to have it on the whole stream? Are you just going to be sitting in butthole air the whole stream?

29:35I will have it on as long as I can. I'm I'm thinking maybe like 2 hours or so.

29:39I mean, was it really rancid when you lit it the first time, like unbearable?

29:42No, it it more like it you get kind of used to it for a sec. It's not very I wouldn't say it's very potent, you know.

29:51But it will be a mild nuisance throughout the whole stream. And the smoke. We passed. We passed the second one too,

29:57Alex. So, you're gonna have to do karaoke for dating and money. California Dreaming. Very good. Very good. Nirvana.

30:06Uh, and then we're going to have the spicy chip at 2K. 2500's a mayonnaise dump 3000 H3 application video. Did you make a video?

30:16Yes. So, the story behind that is I applied to work for H3 back when they were soliciting resumes in April. And I made a very special video for Dan. It's

30:24very funny and goofy and I've never shared it before. So, that's what we'll be doing. And Carissa, please turn your camera back on cuz the cameras the camera names are crazy.

30:34Dude, I need to see I need to see that video. So, let's get to 3K while I'm here.

30:39We have an hour and a half left. Let's do it. All right. Um, ready for the next one?

30:44Pad to say. Yeah. So, Stephen is another kind of milk wins narrowly at 53%.

30:49So, that's the one that will be moving forward. Good job everybody.

30:57Get your vocal cords warmed up. That's what I was doing last night. That was like the last thing I got ready was I I prepared a karaoke version of uh of of

31:06California Dreaming by Dating and Money 101. Next song bites. God,

31:10it's the first time for me in the Marvel universe versus a W. I got called a cuck online.

31:18This is the first time for me in the Marvel universe up against Bob Black.

31:26I got called online.

31:33It's Boby for me. I mean, how do you how do you top that? How many Bobies are going to win though? For real. It's going to be on Boby in the end.

31:42Bob just has so much passion. What say you? I drink H3.

31:50Uh, you know what? I think you're all with mics in this before. I can't hear the sound bites. So, I need to click on something to hear.

31:56I'm sharing a stream on Discord. You right click the stream and then you crank up the audio on that.

32:05Thank you for whoever just donated. We passed. We're up to 1300. Alex Tiffany Tutrill, thank you so much for the donation.

32:11Okay. I think I just did it. I think I just did it. All right. Very good. Cool.

32:14Uh, I closed the sound bites. So, we're just going to assume you know what the sound bites sound like. You're good.

32:20So, uh, yeah, it was between, "Is the first time for me in the Marvel universe versus when I got called a cuck online?" Uh, Marvel universe.

32:28Really? Okay. Very good. Let's pull the chat. I love that one. I don't know.

32:32Ladies and gentlemen, what do you have to say? Which sound bite deserves to move forward in this tournament?

32:37I got called a song online versus first time.

32:44for me in the Marvel universe. All righty, let's start the poll.

32:51I love this song. It's so good.

33:01Bobby Bites De I said drop a drop a dono if you love the Boby sound drops. Let's Let's go, bros.

33:09We're coming up on 1500. Let's go.

33:14I did not There was There's a character limit in making poles. Getting so close to spicy chip. So close to spicy chip.

33:21I'm kind of excited for the spicy chip. I hope Felix is awake.

33:24We're going to be eating the spicy whenever I I'm so bad with spice. I'm so weak.

33:30I think you're going to take it like a champ, Alex. I don't know, man.

33:34I am very worried for myself. I don't know how spicy it actually is.

33:38I saw people doing tutorials on the or like um taste test of spicy chip challenge and they all said it wasn't as spicy as they were expecting, but they kind of do that stuff for a living, so who knows?

33:48Um Bob's crushing.

33:50Bob's [ __ ] crushing. So Bob's going to move forward in the tournament for sure.

33:56All right, next pair of sound bites. All I need is the Risen Divine versus God Bless America with the voice crack.

34:03All I need is the rhythm divide.

34:09Lost in the music. Your heart will be my bless.

34:20My home sweet home.

34:27Very two very musical sound bites. What do you guys have to say about these two?

34:33I was going to say they're kind of along a similar theme, but I think I have to go for Rhythm Divine. It's just so much fun.

34:42That my heart leans towards Rhythm Divine, too. But the second one's just funnier. I don't know.

34:47Yeah. Yeah. And he's and he's so dramatic about it. He really drags it out. He's really feeling himself. I'm going to vote God bless America. I think we need a poll.

34:55America me. Pulling it up, ladies and gentlemen. Please. Poll. Poll. Oh,

35:02express your opinions in the vote.

35:06The dude, the donations are just flying in. Thank you so much, everyone, for donating to this incredible cause. Shout out. Shout out. I did my donation.

35:15Did you guys do your donations?

35:16I sure did. I actually I donated like I have not yet, but I am definitely going to later. Oh my god. Felix the next with the $50.

35:24Thank you so much. Actually, I have some sound bites on deck provided by H3 chill. Free Valentine.

35:33And oops. Rhythm divine. Enrique is crushing. All right. Rhythm divine moves forward.

35:39Sorry, I accidentally hit the Hassan sound bite. Barf.

35:44All right. Very good. Very good. Rhythm divine moves forward. Next pair of sound bites. I can't wait to have your [ __ ] in my mouth and shark tang stinger number one.

35:56Let me close. Let me end the poll really quick here. Let's move forward sound bites.

36:02I can't wait to have your [ __ ] in my mouth.

36:13There are better stingers. So, I vote

36:17The only time in my life I'll vote [ __ ] Got to vote for the [ __ ]

36:26I like the shark tank one. I just like can use it in a lot of situations and it just adds a lot like comic relief

36:33and a lot of Okay, I'll go with All right, let's pull it up. Let's see.

36:39Ladies and gentlemen, what do you have to say? Which sound to cock's in chat, everyone in the ultimate 600 plus soundbite tournament.

36:49Under religion, you donated $300. You rock. Thank you so much under religion.

36:57That wasn't me.

37:00I got I can't I can't take that. But thank you for whoever did that under me. Someone did it on your behalf.

37:08Oh my. Damn, girl.

37:10In your honor. You got You got goat status.

37:15For almost a 1600. Well, we're at 1,600 now. Gang. Unreligion slave Dave. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. I kne I knew Dave.

37:26we love a sl we love a a voluntary slave, don't we, folks? So awesome.

37:30All right, we have a clear winner for cocking my mouth. I'm sorry to the Shark Tank Stinger fans out there, but it was quite definitive. Let's move on to the

37:39next pair of sound bites. We have Let's Go versus in a book. Huh? Let's go.

37:48And it was used in a book, huh?

37:54Wait, that was Let's Go versus in a book. Yeah, it was. Yeah, let's go versus in a book. I love it's in a book.

38:02I love it. Yeah, I'm going to vote Kimmy Drew me, too. Same book all the way. I also I also vote book.

38:11Keep starite god. Okay, he's he's got to move forward. I'm sorry, PMP. Love you,

38:17but we're moving forward to the next round. Next pair of sound bites. Excuse me,

38:22sir. Versus Jason Nashes. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Excuse me, sir.

38:29Go. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it.

38:37God, he's so pathetic. Get it. Get it. Get it.

38:40I'm going to You're doing Get it, get it, get it. Yeah, I'll go get it. Get it. Get it, too.

38:45I'm going with mobility Mary cuz I just had an encounter with scooter people yesterday and so kind of feeling the scooter people vibe.

38:56All right, we're pulling it up. Let's see, ladies and gentlemen, what you have to say? Which soundbite deserves to move forward?

39:03Thank you so much to everyone who's been participating in chat. Thank you to everyone who's been donating. And thank you to all my lovely participants here today. I'm having a lot of fun.

39:11This is the best. We passed 1,700. Keep it going everybody.

39:15This is crazy. This is just at the top of the show. I was not expecting almost anyone to be here at the top. Anyways, this is crazy.

39:23You getting cooked. Yeah, spicy chip is next. And then at 2500, we got the mayonnaise dump. 3K is the application video to H3. I can't wait to see that.

39:333500. Call an old contact from my phone and make it awkward.

39:38Dude, this is just like a humiliation stream. This is just a humiliation stream.

39:44I just So if that's your cake, stick around. We got to make use of those [ __ ]

39:48contacts at some point, right? They're just sitting, not doing anything. So we'll use them for entertainment, of course. I think that'd be really fun. That is great.

39:55The the vote is very close here. By the way,

39:57Alex is going to wax his chest, which is going to be really fun. Waxing my chest. Not Not too far.

40:02You're waxing your own chest. That's got to be I sure am. We have a bunch. We have secret donation goals past 5,000, which hopefully we can hit. So we're just

40:09This is a tight race, Alex. This is the the tightest race we've had.

40:13That's right. However, for the for the sake of time,

40:16I think we have to move forward to the next round here. Excuse me, sir. Congrat Oh my god, it's 50/50 right now. Holy crap.

40:26I'm going to call it as soon as it hits 1041.

40:29Wow, that was that it's it it went to it went to one and then it went back to 5050.

40:34It keeps going up for for mobility. It keeps going up for mobility, it looks like. Yeah.

40:41Mobility's got the slightest of edges.

40:44As the resident tiebreaker, I think I have to vote on this one. I think we're gonna have to Yeah, go ahead. We're going to have to go for Excuse me,

40:50sir. It's too iconic. I love mobility Mary to go. Rest in peace, her her seat, her mobility scooter. We'll move on to the next mobility.

40:58Thank you so much, everyone. Oh, damn girl.

41:01orry to the get voters, but we got to move on here. Poor one out for Mary.

41:06Next pair of sound bites. Rats will dance for money if you pay them versus up those two.

41:14Rats will dance for money if you pay them. Up. Rats.

41:20Jimmy. Oh, rats. I say Jimmy. I say Jimmy. Jimmy one's pretty iconic. Yeah.

41:29But I I love the rat sound. Damn. Wow.

41:36We we we need another poll. Alex,

41:39poll's coming up. Let's see what the fans have to say.

41:45Yeah, we're going to be we're going to be fighting by the end of this. Mhm.

41:48Guys, we're only $242 from uh Alex eating a hot chip.

41:54Man, the we're not going to have any time for story times the next segment.

41:56I'm just be doing all the donation incentives.

41:58Someone is got has to come up off like $200 or I mean a budget. You can donate $10. It doesn't matter how much you

42:05give. What matters is that you give. So if it's five bucks, 10 bucks, 300 bucks if you are someone's slave in chat. I mean, whatever.

42:14I will say if you want to participate in the raffle, we have some fantastic raffle prizes. Make sure to go to my YouTube channel and click on post.

42:21That's where you see all the donation prizes. Actually, I can pull them up in the meantime.

42:24Um, it's a good time to do that right now, I think.

42:26And is the raffle just like you're automatically entered if you donate? How does it work? the raffle. You get one raffle ticket for every five dollars you donate. Unless you want to opt out, make

42:35sure Oh, I got a lot of raffle tickets.

42:41Let's see here. Let me just show you the quick post here that I made. We have several amazing raffle prizes to give out. Um, we have signed posters. This is

42:49from the live show uh at the Ace Theater. See where are the other raffle prizes at? There we go. Throwback. Uh,

42:57we have been provided a custom painting by I believe his name is Yeders. Let me pull up his name really quick. I'll be shouting him out during the actual raffle which will be next week.

43:07And additionally, we have the sign poses from the Vermont live show. This is a very rare item because not many people were uh this the stadium was very small

43:15for this. Uh we have another custom painting. We have the Let's Go candle.

43:22This AB actually gave this to me while I was in the studio. And we have an open pack of the H Street Cards wave two.

43:30And Unreligion was kind enough kind enough to make a custom mug.

43:36So these are the fancy prizes mug. And it has the three is the handle. And then there's an H, but it's not out of the kiln yet. And so I can't like show you the mug, but it's cute. It's cute.

43:48It's very cool and very impressive how you did the H and three. Three is the little handle. I thought that was very clever. I love that.

43:55Thank you. See, I someone just donated 10 bucks. That's amazing. Thank you so much. Uh yeah, it looks like Jimmy wins by a by a mile.

44:03Up moves forward. I think maybe the Jordan Pearson ones.

44:07He has not been relevant on the show for quite a while. So, I think he's just been aged out. He's been lost.

44:13He needs a renaissance. He needs a renaissance. But he's Is he sick, right? Maybe he's dead. Well,

44:19he's dead to us. That's for sure. up next.

44:22I got to pee so bad versus what do you want from me? I got to pee so bad.

44:30What do you want from me?

44:36Ian was I'm voting. I got to pee so bad for me.

44:39I'm going Ian. I cannot stand the Louisis Saunderson stuff. Like that's something I always skip. It just makes me feel so uncomfortable. So it's Ian for me.

44:48It's Ian for me.

44:50Do we all agree? I I also agree Ianous. It's iconic for several reasons. One,

44:56Ian. We love Ian. Two, it's the first crew sound bite that started a chain reaction to what we see here today with Zach bullying Nate on a daily basis. So,

45:04we got to go. That's true. Yeah. I said donate if you got to pee so bad. Everyone,

45:11up next, the omelet of knowledge versus I can see you. I can see what you're doing.

45:16In order to comprehend, you're going to have to break some comprehenre. In order to comprehend and to eat the the the omelet of knowledge,

45:25you're going to need to break those eggshells. So true, King. So true.

45:31Yes, I can see you. I can see what you're doing.

45:35You're not listening, are you? You're not listening.

45:39All right. What do you have to say about those two? We got one omelette, though. The eggshells. Omelette for unreligion. Yeah,

45:49Yeah, I love I love the omelette. I just the visual of like ripping up a book and like folding it into eggs on a skillet.

45:56It's just so fun to me. I'm going to say vomit. Uh, sorry. Omelette. I said vomit.

46:01Omelette cuz everybody everybody else said omelette. So, I'm going to cap it off. Everyone said omelette. Like it wouldn't matter anymore. Wouldn't matter.

46:10All right. Omelette. Move forward. Shout outs.

46:14Next pair of sound bites. It's a disability mobility versus I've been listening to Olivia the entire time.

46:22So, I took a little break. It's a disability mobility.

46:27I've been listening to Olivia the entire time.

46:34Um, let's I I'm voting for Olivia and let's get let's get to 2K for Olivia so we get this hot chip. We We're under

46:42We're like $200 away from from 2K. So, I say vote for Olivia. Olivia.

46:51I also like the Olivia Trump one. It's just It's so creepy.

46:55It's just so strange. Such a strange thing. I mean, obviously the man said many, many strange things, but just iconic.

47:05All right, I think everyone's in unison for the Olivia one moving forward. I think this is the best Trump soundbite because it's not edited at all and he

47:13just hit the Olivia so interestingly. I remember the moment they played on the show for the first time. Everyone was like, "Wow." They're kind everyone kind of had their mind blown and Olivia was shocked, too.

47:21Yeah, it was creepy.

47:23The Trump Olivia sound bite and moves forward to the next round. Next pair of sound bites. Isolated fart.

47:29And A did that. Everyone saw that. A did that. Everyone saw that.

47:39A ab love. Yeah, that one. Yeah, I I vote AB.

47:48Yeah, I'll go AB.

47:49It was just such a funny moment when AB knocked over love bot. So funny.

47:54I personally would have gone for isolated part.

47:57I'm kind of feeling what the what the chat has to say about this one. Oh, you want to do a a poll? Let's do a poll.

48:04Okay, sounds good. Lux rolls with an iron fist. He says,

48:10"Okay, so isolated Wendy William fart versus Ay did that. Everyone saw that."

48:15Trying to hide my anxiety pin like Dean Withers. What did Dean Withers do?

48:23I was trying to like not I don't know if I can say it. So, okay.

48:30I was trying to not show like Dean Withers cuz Dean Wither's always like I'm hitting my anxiety pin. He like goes like this. Oh, I I don't know how I do not know he did. Oh, I see what you're doing. Okay, I see. I see.

48:41Lizzie Bean, thank you for the $15. They hit you with a H3 chill sound bite. Hey, let's go.

48:51Shout out Ch's not with me at all.

48:5592%. Holy crap. A did that is moving forward. But how the heck did Wendy make it this far if you guys feel this strongly about the other one? All right.

49:03I feel like there are better fart sounds. Are there I disagree. I think that's the best one.

49:09What about when she's like, "Ooh, I like that one better." Oh my god. Move. Thank you for the $25.

49:17All righty. Next pair of sound bites. I got my prostate milk by Ethan Klein. And have you visited Blacked?

49:24I got my prostate milked by Ethan Klein. Have you visited Blacked?

49:33Ela. Ela. He was so funny for that.

49:39I'm voting for the prostate one just because Alex always plays so many variations of it on his streams.

49:45What are you talking about? I don't I don't have variations on that song by it all. I got my prostate milk.

49:50I got my I got my prostate milk by Ethan Klein. I got my prostate milk by Ethan H3.

49:56Hole coming up here. Can you guys hear when I play the soundbite? Yeah.

50:01No, not not on the screen, but I'm on my soundboard. No, no.

50:05Oh, no. I don't interestingly. Okay. So, I drink H3. Which which one do you like?

50:18I'm not hearing sound bites.

50:20Oh, no worries. It's for It's for the audience at home to enjoy.

50:24I drink HD. I think you're Yeah, there you go.

50:28Ela's blacked that one. All right, starting up the poll.

50:36Hear what everyone has to say here.

50:42Oh my god. Ala's taking a commanding lead already.

50:48Let's go, girlies. Oh my gosh. We are about $100 from Alex eating a hot chip.

50:55This is It's at the start of the show.

50:56It's going to ruin the rest of the rest of the stream. You I told you you are in trouble, bro.

51:02I very much underestimated the fan base here.

51:06What happens after 5K? We need to put some new uh once we hit 5K, I'll reveal the Dude,

51:13the rest of the the rest of the goals are so insane. I don't even want to talk about them. But yeah. So, wait, you have more? I have more. Yeah.

51:22Holy [ __ ] Yeah,

51:24this is the easy stuff. The one the up to the $5,000 mark. That's the easy stuff, which was which is stuff I'd be 100% comfortable with.

51:32It starts getting really embarrassing and uncomfortable with me past the $5,000 point. I love that. I love that. Anyways, uh, have you visited the black? Holy crap.

51:40Looks like they're going to win today. 60%. Good job, Ela Klein.

51:46$67 from from Alex eating a spicy chip. Is that what the name of it?

51:54All right, next two pairs of sound bites. Sit versus Dan is the queen. Can't do nothing wrong.

52:04Dan is the queen. You can't do nothing wrong. It's Rich Lux for me for this one.

52:14I love Rich Lux, but that sit soundbite is just so iconic to me. Yeah. Yeah,

52:21it's so I really love that moment when Ethan first said that. Yeah, it's so funny.

52:27Just black out Ethan and no one can remember what it meant.

52:32Uh I got I I'll give it to Rich Lux, but I I I I think it's going to be a close one in the in the poll for sure.

52:41All right, let's see what the fans have to say. Oh, someone's bing bonging me. I could go either way on this, I think.

52:51By the way, guys, we are we have at least one Idubbbz's worth of viewership right now. Holy crap. Bill W, welcome

52:58in, good sir. We received $100 and we have just hit the $2,000 mark. I will be eating

53:06as soon as the tournament's over. I will be eating the spicy chips. So, thank you so much everyone for the donations. Jesus Christ. Oh yeah, brother.

53:13Here's the spicy chip again, by the way. Are you going to eat the whole thing?

53:20Oh, yeah. And I'm not going to do what they did on the show. They [ __ ] drink milk while they were eating the spicy chip. Insane.

53:28I'm scared. I'm scared, too. You have milk nearby just in case. I will have milk nearby. Thank you, everybody.

53:34The goal is to to see how long I could run the stream while while I I have not drinken the milk. It's possible. It's kind of not that strong of a chip, but we'll see.

53:44We'll see. Well, this is why you have co-host, right? Yes. Yes.

53:50I got so blindsided. The spelling of it is so accurate. Oh, sorry.

53:53I got so distracted by that we reached $2,000 already. Um, but yeah, Dan is the queen's moving forward to the next.

53:59Dan is the queen. Shout out, Rich. And thank you everybody for getting us past $2,000 in the first hour.

54:07Thank you. Thank you, everyone. All right.

54:08That's crazy. Oh, thank you. Anonymous donated $25. Thank you, Anonymous. Next two pairs of sound bites.

54:14At least I've seen what a vagina looks like versus Here's the thing. I like a pretty penis. The the the classic battle, penis versus vagina. Who's get to move forward?

54:26At least I've seen what a vagina looks like.

54:30Here's my thing. Here's my thing. I like a pretty penis. I like a penis that is cut, that has a good shape, has a good length.

54:38So true king. Hey, me too.

54:41I mean a PS got to have all those all those features. What can I say?

54:48That soundbite is crazy. I vote for wings. Yeah. All right. Wings all day. Let's [ __ ]

54:54go right now. Sorry, tipster.

54:58Next pair of no homo. You know what the problem is, though?

55:03It's definitely not me. Versus, you know, when you get that crotch drop. Oh god.

55:08You know what? You know what the problem is though? It's definitely not me. You know, you get that crotch rot.

55:19I'm voting I'm voting Tim Pool. That part is I mean the fact that that wasn't an ironic statement is just Yeah.

55:26Amazing. I really relate to that one.

55:32voting for crotch just because it paints such a disgusting picture.

55:36Let's see what the audience has to say about this one. We're going to be voting uh problem

55:43definitely not me versus crotch rock team bald in chat. Let's go vote for Timool.

55:53Oh my god. All right, let's see. Yeah, $2,100. We are slaying.

56:01I'm getting nervous, you guys. Like, if we actually hit like the final final goal here, I'll When are you When are you going to reveal the rest of the goals? When you hit 5K.

56:09We hit 5K. Yeah. Okay, guys. Alex is scared. He wants to suffer.

56:18He's shaking in his boots.

56:19All right, we have a commanding lead already for Tim P, if not me. So, I think I know which is going to move forward here.

56:26Congrats, Tim P. All right, next pair of sound bites.

56:32Let me speak versus the gay trilogy. Gay trilogy. Yes, the gay trilogy.

56:40Can't wait to hear what that is.

56:41Let me Yeah, let me speak for the gay trilogy.

56:44Where is today? I feel uh gay.

56:53I got to go gay. I got to go gay. It's the gay trilogy for me, too. Okay. Okay. Gay trilogy. Any votes for Bob?

57:03Bobish got to meet Vol in the last part of the zombie tournament. So, I drink H3 is homophobic.

57:10Pull it up. It's true. So true.

57:14And the poll. And we'll set it up. Set up a new poll here. Everyone donate for Pride Minute.

57:23But really, I would have no problem with Boax winning every single one. Yeah, same. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they're amazing. Yeah.

57:33Gay. Rainbow's in chat. Rainbow's in chat for gay.

57:41Let me check all my Discord messages here really quick.

57:46All right. Fantastic. No, no emergencies.

57:49Everything's running Everything's running smoothly as possible. Got to go. Okay.

57:53DJ's just is just camping in chat and and clipping me out of context.

57:59Thank you so much to the mods. Thank you so much for everyone participating today. Yeah. Go gay everyone.

58:08I totally messed up the cameras and I don't know how I do I do this.

58:11No, I messed up the cameras and I don't know what I did. [ __ ] Oh, wait. On the screen. On the stream.

58:18Yeah, on the stream. I have to adjust this really quick. One second, guys.

58:21Apolog It's okay. We're just gay. We're just gaying out in chat. It's fine. There's no rush.

58:26So much. Oh, I should have done a private goal.

58:30I got to go gay. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] edit is going to go crazy. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, lord.

58:40Alex, have you talked about um your time on H3 in your in your streams?

58:45I have not. I've not had the chance to talk about it yet. Feel free to ask me away any question. Oh, what the heck? He's too humble.

58:52Well, yeah. All right. I want to know how everyone smells. Is that weird?

58:56A little bit. I will say that I did not notice any odors. Any any od negative or anyone wearing like a nice cologne or perfume?

59:05that is not weird. That's exactly what I asked. I was like, how did they smell? Thank you. Thank you. The girlies know.

59:11I wasn't cuz I imagine Ethan smells like rich. Like I imagine he has like a nice colog.

59:18I like I said, I didn't notice any odors. I would love to say they all smelled amazing, but I didn't notice any smells.

59:24I I maybe I should have been more uh more paying attention to that.

59:29See, he's not used to people being able to smell him, you know? He's he's just online. So,

59:35next time I meet I'll take a big whiff next time I run into Ethan. I just I'll just go up there and take a big old whiff.

59:42You You didn't collect a hair from all the crew members. You didn't do that. Uh, you didn't just walk.

59:48That's between That's between you and me, Gay Street. I thought you weren't supposed to talk about that. Oh, yeah.

59:56Just hit the button where I can't speak.

1:00:01I told I don't know why, but smell like a moment. I smell like beef.

1:00:11Yeah, I think All right. I imagine I think AB probably smells great. I mean, he has he has talked about his cologne, right,

1:00:17game, right? No one else has really talked about it. Wears a cologne, too. Yeah. Thank you for the $25 donation.

1:00:26Zach, I think would be very musty smelling. Or wait,

1:00:33like a night nice like a nice smell. Not like bad, but like a like very musty with a K. Yeah.

1:00:40I thought you said musty like with a T. No. Musky. Yeah, I heard. I bet Zach smells like a basement. Smells like [ __ ]

1:00:49No, no, no, no, no. A nice smell like almost like a smoky smell.

1:00:54Ooh, yeah. Yeah. Like a rich like sandalwood situation, which I love. Like a tobacco in there. Yeah.

1:01:02Earthy, woodsy. Yes. That's my favorite. I love that [ __ ]

1:01:06Flavor, too. I love anything that's like perfume that's like wood.

1:01:10Yes. Yes. I like like an amber. I like like the deep the deep tones. I don't like a fruity perfume.

1:01:18Oh, like Old Spice. Old Spice is classic. I like Old Spice, too.

1:01:22Musty ass. Speaking of musty ass, on that video of of Idubbbz doing the worm. His jeans look like they smell so bad.

1:01:30That's like all I could think about.

1:01:32Like if you see there's like the clip of it on the subreddit and the first thought I have was like,

1:01:36I know those jeans smell crazy. They just look so worn in and I'm like, He needs to wash those pants.

1:01:43When did he do the worm video? Did he do the worm?

1:01:47He I There was a clip of it. He did it on stream, but like um he did it in a way that like his butthole was facing not like his

1:01:56butthole, but his butt was like facing the camera as he wormed away and his Yeah. his jeans just looked gnarly to me.

1:02:02Well, that sound where he's like he's like, "Look into my butthole." What's that soundbite where he says that?

1:02:08Oh, yeah. Yeah. Why don't you look into my butthole? Let me see if I can find the the clip.

1:02:12The cameras are all set up. Uh, so Gay Trilogy moves forward to the next round.

1:02:19All right, next pair of sound bites. Get your worst straight jack versus Do you see it?

1:02:29Oh, sorry. I didn't play the sound bites. Sorry. I was like, I was waiting. So, yeah, the gay trilogy moves forward.

1:02:36I actually have to pull up the next window of sound bites here. One second.

1:02:42Lots of moving parts here.

1:02:55All right. I might have to reshare the screen. Can you still see the brackets? Uh, it just says stream paused.

1:03:02Okay. Yeah, I'll have to reshare. One moment. Stop sharing. Re-share. There we go.

1:03:10Dude, DJ had a doggy.

1:03:12LB still looks great. All right, the next pair of sound bites.

1:03:16Get your work straight, Jack. Oh, we got a $100 donation from Kent. Thank you so much. Damn, we are We're not even done with the first segment. We're almost at $5,000, you guys. It's crazy.

1:03:26We're only an hour. We're only one hour into the 12 hours. Jesus Christ. All right, get your shake, Jack. Do you see it?

1:03:34Get your word straight, Jack. Do you see it? Do you see it?

1:03:41It's cop. It's Yeah, it's copless. I mean, do you see it? Do you see it? I was going to say Joe Biden.

1:03:48We got Biden. We got to We need another poll. Sweet Alex. Oh, coming up.

1:03:57Someone's name is Texas Pun Tappa. That's amazing.

1:04:02Get your What a great name. All right, all taps. Get your words straight,

1:04:09Jack. Do you see it? Starting up the poll.

1:04:18Oh my gosh. Silva. Y'all hear this song?

1:04:27Scandalous. Scandalous.

1:04:31I don't know who Cav is. He doesn't sound very cool. Yeah, sounds like um sounds like a demon.

1:04:38Yeah, we're at 20% has a commanding lead of 84%. I think I have to call the pull you guys also for the sake of time in this. We have several other rounds to get through.

1:04:49We see it moves forward. I hope we can finish this uh in the next hour. We'll try we'll do our best. Yeah, let's bang on. As they say,

1:04:56he takes that 5% versus [ __ ] Clap. He takes that 5%.

1:05:06[ __ ] clut 5%. Got to be 5%. 5%. 5%.

1:05:14Still iconic. All right, let's move forward with 5%.

1:05:19Very powerful sound bite. Probably has the potential of winning the whole goddamn thing if I'm being honest. Crazy.

1:05:24Next sound bites. I never did. I never did. I never did versus Dan. You [ __ ] you coward.

1:05:32I never did. I don't want to address group. I never did. Yeah, you did.

1:05:37I never did. I got a question. I never did. I never did. I never did.

1:05:44Dan, you [ __ ] You coward. I never did.

1:05:53I like Dan. You [ __ ] And you [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah.

1:05:58All right. I guess we have to pull it up, right? Let's see what the audience has to say. Here's audience. I never did. I never did.

1:06:07Versus Dan, you [ __ ] I think I have a feeling which way this is going to go. Personally,

1:06:17thank you for the $25 donation.

1:06:20This is so crazy. We are We are raising so much money so fast. So crazy.

1:06:26Shout out. Thank you everybody. Daniel [ __ ] takes an early lead. I think I'm just going to go for you guys. We have so many more sound bites to get through.

1:06:35All right, next two pairs of sound bites. I like it. I [ __ ] with that. Versus a car. And to pull.

1:06:47Sorry, Boogie. I like it. I [ __ ] with that. A character.

1:06:57a I vote for I like you with that. Yeah, this is so fun.

1:07:05Yeah, I pulling up.

1:07:14I mean, I will go with you guys. I think you guys do have the better one. I just have a personal I love carrots.

1:07:20Don't Don't be peer pressured. Don't be peer pressured.

1:07:23We don't have to do it. I'm talking your own opinions. Yeah. Wow. I love that one.

1:07:31They're both They're both wonderful. Ethan CL to 2500.

1:07:36I just don't guys. We're like $100 from the mayonnaise dump. Alex,

1:07:43we're just start. I just did my hair all morning, you guys. All right. I like it. I [ __ ] with that. It's moving forward.

1:07:53Next sound bites. Lunchtime versus your brother who passed away gets five big booms.

1:07:59My god. Lunchtime.

1:08:05Oh, we're so sorry to hear about your brother that passed away. He gets five big booms. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.

1:08:17That's so insane. Yeah, I'll go boom. I'll go boom. Yeah, the booms.

1:08:25Really? I I've never found that one to be funny, but I guess everyone loves the Booms one. Boom.

1:08:30It was a hard one though. I did like lunchtime a lot cuz it it just immediately gives me a vision of like Ethan and God.

1:08:38Oh my god, Burke with the $100 donation. Thank you so much.

1:08:41Oh, we're two we are $2 from the Mayo dump. Jeez. It's going to be a crazy next segment,

1:08:48you guys, for the story. We're not going to get through any stories. It's just going to be me doing crazy [ __ ] for an hour.

1:08:53The minimum is a dollar. You guys can give $2 and hit help us hit 2500 exactly right now.

1:09:00, 9 minutesAll right, next pair of sound by. Thank you for the gifted and yay, I got a subscriber. Thank you for the gift.

1:09:07Yay, I got a subscriber.

1:09:11Alex, Olivia's soundbite is going to be you. Oh, yeah. Like that.

1:09:17I'll try to recreate it if I if I get really spiced out. Like I said, I'm not really sure how spicy it's actually going to be. All right, ladies and gentlemen, what do you have to say for these two sound?

1:09:27I like Yay, I got a subscriber. Thank you for the gifted.

1:09:32I'll go Thank you for the gifted as well.

1:09:34Okay, then I'll I'll I'll agree. I'll agree. Okay. Yeah,

1:09:38no way Olivia is not going to win that anyway. So Oh crap. Delano Jennings with $12. Thank you so much. We're now at $2,600. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

1:09:50Holy crap, you guys. Thank you everybody.

1:09:53Really great. Thank you so much everyone for donating. Yeah, we're on pace to hit 5K by three. So, let's keep going.

1:10:01Up next, unemployment rant versus delete me from this conversation.

1:10:06Um, I did work at a small gaming store back in 2006, 2007. I am disabled. Uh,

1:10:13recognized by the state of Arkansas, but also the United States government.

1:10:16There's that. You know, the downside of that is I am extremely depressed. So,

1:10:20there's some mental health issues that we bring to the table. And then physically, I I am morbidly obese. I

1:10:27have no references, uh, no work history and no education. And when you Google my

1:10:35name, you might see rumors that I beat my ex-wife and I'm also a pedophile.

1:10:43Should mention I'm also a felon.

1:10:45That seems like it's going to be a little bit of a problem there for you, Bugs. And that's up against delete me. Delete me from this conversation. Nice, short, and sweet.

1:10:55I'm voting Boogie. It's just such a resume of horrible things about himself. Yeah. Yeah, I do. I I love it.

1:11:03All right. It's I think it's the answer's very clear here. Uh Addie with the $50. Girly, thank you so much. Looking forward to do makeup with you later.

1:11:12Unemployment rat moves forward. Next pair of sound bites.

1:11:17Talk about the allegations for versus look at what they're doing to that cow, bro. Eevee, thank you for the $10.

1:11:27Talk about the allegations. Look what they're doing to the cow, bro.

1:11:36I got Bo Black. Two bangers. But Boby, yeah. It's got to be the allegations. Not even close, you guys. Come on, Bob. [ __ ] sound bite. God,

1:11:45Boby. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's so good. Next pair of sound bites.

1:11:52Uh, you know the age where we used to burn the wits versus COVID 19?

1:11:59I'm trying to leave these tabs open cuz we're going to need them again in the future.

1:12:04You know, the era where we used to burn the witch, that era never really stopped. The type of witch we was

1:12:10burning changed. COVID 19.

1:12:18Which? The witch one for sure.

1:12:21I don't even recognize the CO 19 one that Well, yeah. All right. Which was forward.

1:12:29I love the easy ones where he just just bang him out. I got through them. I can see you singing religion.

1:12:36It's so good.

1:12:39Doing when they did it live. One of the best moments ever at the live show, dude. I'm so jealous.

1:12:44Oh, I can't believe you didn't make it to that unrelig to be in the room where it happened. Next pair of sound bites.

1:12:51Oh no. What a [ __ ] nightmare versus Shawn number two. Oops.

1:13:01The witch moved forward. Co 19. All right. Next two pairs of sound bites. Oh no.

1:13:05Oh, there he is. Oh no. Sam Cedar. What a what a [ __ ] nightmare.

1:13:16Sean Crow. I'll go Crowder.

1:13:23All right, I'm pulling it up here. Pull, pull, pull, pull.

1:13:28We got Shawn versus Oh no. What a

1:13:33They should do an an R. Kelly song remix contest. That'd be really fun, right? since it doesn't get claimed.

1:13:42Oh, yeah. Barberhop version of that one. Or am I thinking of a different song? They do.

1:13:50Yeah, they did a Well, they had that um that band come in, right, and do it? Was that after a band or something? Like after a suspension? That was so funny.

1:14:00, 14 minutesNo, that was for a Christmas special. They had They did two Christmas special.

1:14:04They had an ac capella version and a live like um gospel choir kind of performance. That was so good.

1:14:11Yes, that's right. All right, we have a It's very close,

1:14:15but Oh, no. What a [ __ ] nightmare is going to slightly edge it out here.

1:14:19So, we'll move forward and we're at the bottom. We're at the bottom of the bracket.

1:14:25We have Sorry, not be not beautiful versus USA. USA. Let me end the poll here.

1:14:35Sorry, not beautiful.

1:14:40USA, USA, USA, USA, USA.

1:14:49Yes. Horny ass. I like Jordan Peterson better. I like Jordan Peterson, too.

1:14:56Team Jordan. Yeah, agreed. Are you guys kidding me? Oh,

1:15:01I can't vote for a USA chant when I'm not American. It just doesn't.

1:15:04Very fair. Very fair. Have to have to abide by the rules of the tournaments.

1:15:08The judges have spoken. All right, we're going to have to scroll all the way back to the top here. We're down to the last 24 sound bites out of 600.

1:15:18And we're going to hit 3K. We're going to see that application video before this is over. We're going to have it. All righty.

1:15:27We're going to scroll all the way back to the top here. I did unfortunately close some of the tabs, so it might slow down on us a little bit uh to look up

1:15:35some of these. Oh, grape tickler with the $50. Thank you so much.

1:15:40All right, I have to use the restroom actually. So, uh growth microphone, take it away. Chat it up with chat. Chat it up with the co-hosts. I'll be right back in about 2 minutes.

1:15:48Just as I put a crunchy pretzel in my mouth. Hey, everybody.

1:15:52Welcome. Welcome. Thank you. Um put put a purple heart in chat if you've already donated today. We are.

1:16:00, 16 minutesI am also going to use the restroom for you. Yes, go for it.

1:16:06Take a pee break if you need it. We just hit $2,800. Drop a purple chat if you've donated.

1:16:14Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Um, let me go over the the uh tiers right here.

1:16:20The goals. So, we already are having one sec. We are already having Alex

1:16:29light the butthole candle. That's going to happen after this. He's also going to do karaoke to Dating and Money's uh

1:16:38smash pop hit California Dreaming and he's going to eat a spicy chip and he's going to dump mayonnaise on himself. So,

1:16:45we already have hit four goals in the first hour which is incredible. Coming up after that at 3K, which we are within spitting distance of at $2,800.

1:16:57uh at 3K. Uh Alex is going to show us his video that he made to apply to H3 and he's never shown it to anyone. Look at all those purple hearts in chat.

1:17:06Thank you everyone.

1:17:09Um and then at 3500 he's going to call an an old contact from his phone and make it awkward.

1:17:16That's going to be hard to watch in the best way. At 4K, you're going to want to stick around and keep donating because Alex is going to wax his own chest.

1:17:26He's going to do a second mayonnaise dump at $4,500 and then at 5K he's putting flock of stickers all over my

1:17:33face. And now we just got some uh some insider intel that these are not the only goals and that he has another list

1:17:41of even more humiliating things he's going to subject himself to, but we have to hit 5K in order to see the rest of

1:17:51them. Uh, let's get and and if you guys aren't familiar, we are donating to the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund. Um,

1:17:59so yeah, let's get some Palestinian flags in chat. Let's get free Palestine in chat. We are doing all of this for an

1:18:06amazing cause. That's why we're here today. We're having fun and we're donating money. So, open your wallets.

1:18:13I saw these requests. I wax my goosech. It's not happening. I don't have an assist to do so.

1:18:20Yeah, that would be hard. Chill with the fit with the $25. Thank you so much.

1:18:23I've been playing your song by throughout the stream. Unfortunately, my co-host can't hear it,

1:18:27but I know you guys.

1:18:29Hell yeah, brother. Um, and every $5 is a raffle is a raffle entry, Alex.

1:18:36Every$5 is a raffle. Did Chris use the restroom?

1:18:40You know what? Gives me time to set up sound bites. Yeah. Flags and watermelons in chat.

1:18:46Let's go. So, yeah. Every $5 you donate,

1:18:50you get entered to win or you get entered into uh the raffle. You get a ticket for every five $5. And the the

1:18:58minimum amount you can donate is a dollar. So even if you can donate a dollar or two, it all adds up. Um I

1:19:06don't know how many people have donated so far, but um Alex, whenever you're set, it would be cool to know that we have this $2,850.

1:19:17Do you know who how many people have donated? Oh, that's a good question. Does it say that? I don't.

1:19:22I like to track both. I like to track both because see if has that uh donation about you know what probably could

1:19:32um particular Yeah. Don't worry. Don't worry about it

1:19:39right now, but we can we can do it after. But it's just I just want to say thank you to everybody that's donated so far. Um, and yeah, donate as little or

1:19:48as much as you can. If you haven't donated to another cause for um, the Palestinian people this year, do it now.

1:19:56Drop Thank you for the 25.

1:19:58Drop a load on Alex. Drop a load on Alex.

1:20:00, 20 minutesDrop a load on me like how I'm about to dump mayonnaise on my head in a few minutes. Dude, $75. $75 from the next tier from 3K. Alex,

1:20:09you're in so much trouble. I'm in a lot of trouble. 77.

1:20:12You're going to see the application video.

1:20:14All righty. Let's move on to the next pair of sound bites. Let's try to get through this. We have chestnuts versus Dan is jealous of me.

1:20:32is jealous of me. Got to go chestnut. Oh, chestnuts.

1:20:40It's chestnuts. Chestnuts is good. I'm voting rich. Oh my god. If you're on the fence, I'm voting rich.

1:20:48All right, that means we have to have a poll. Dan is jealous of me versus chestnuts is jealous of me.

1:20:56I I think I know where this poll's going to go. We'll see. We'll see.

1:21:04Based off the emojis in chat, I think I know where this is going.

1:21:06We got We got Rich Lux fans in chat or what? Oh, Chestnuts is is crushing.

1:21:11Chestnut is just too powerful. It's has too much.

1:21:14It's great. It's great. Yeah, it's got a lot of lore. Chestnut's moving forward.

1:21:21Uh, Shug Leic, thank you for the $10.

1:21:25Next pair of sound bites. What the heck are we going to do Without Man versus I didn't think you could break a penis?

1:21:35Oh, without men. Great, great sound uh soundtrack today, Alex. Thank you so much.

1:21:40What the hell are we going to do without men? This is my H3 playlist on YouTube.

1:21:44Not public yet. I'm planning to do a video for it. Awesome. Kitty cat.

1:21:53I didn't think you could break a penis.

1:21:56All right, fellow judges, what do you have to say? The Dawn arc for me.

1:22:03Yeah, I just I love Donna so much. She's Donna.

1:22:07Like I go back and rewatch that time where they tried to call her from a car and she's like they told her that if they open up the top that she'll have

1:22:15better service. It was just so hilarious. All right, I'm Schvitzing. Get [ __ ] Jordan Peterson. Get [ __ ] JP.

1:22:24All right, next pair of sound bites.

1:22:26Why does it lie versus seaman is another kind of milk.

1:22:3130 bucks from 3K, guys. Oh my god, we just hit 3K. Oh, thank you so much.

1:22:41Semen is is another kind of milk versus Why does it lie?

1:22:48Party till I die. Oh, why does it lie?

1:22:52A crap. Lana with $100. Thank you so much. Wow. All right, fellow judges.

1:23:02I'm voting seaman. Sean is another kind of milk for sure.

1:23:07It's just such like who would say that except for Did everyone vote semen?

1:23:17I think so. Yeah. Three out of four. So yeah.

1:23:20Oh, three out of four. Okay. Uh let's leave it up to the chap till I die up high. Welcome. Welcome back.

1:23:29We need another We need another song from that diva. I think she's still making music.

1:23:34Sean is another milk.

1:23:46I forgot about the song.

1:23:47Guys, we have an Idubbbz and a half here watching today. Yeah, Idubbbz and a half. Oh yeah,

1:23:58$3,200 anonymous with the $100. Thank you so much. Keep it rolling. Thank you everybody.

1:24:05We're only $1,800 from the first h like big goal. Alex, that's crazy.

1:24:12I can't believe you are going to be in pain by the end of this day.

1:24:15I underestimated that fan big time. Oh my god. $250 for Mig. Wow. Oh my god.

1:24:22It's incredible. Thank you so much.

1:24:24So, the poll has decided why does it lie moves forward. Alex is in trouble. Wow. Okay.

1:24:32Up next, why I got called a cuck online versus all I need is the rhythm divine kind of rhymes. Easy one.

1:24:42Duplicate tab. We have Yeah. Cuck online.

1:24:57versus rhythm divine.

1:25:00, 25 minutesAll I need

1:25:12to vine. Rhythm divine.

1:25:19I think the rhythm, like I really love the rhythm divine, but I feel like the bobby just has so much more sound bite potential, like so much more flexibility in use.

1:25:28All right, time to pull it up.

1:25:31It's a good point. The point all They're both They're both so good.

1:25:41I mean, we're at the reaching the end where it's like really hard to choose between them. Mhm. It's getting harder and harder.

1:25:48That's why we're here, gang. We're here to make those tough decisions. Starting with the poll. Let's see.

1:25:55Cat, you have the power to decide where this turn goes.

1:26:03Ooh, it's kind it's kind of a tight close pull here. 56% right now for rhythm divine.

1:26:09It is fluctuating. Oh, it is down to 50.

1:26:18Let the poll run just for a minute longer. Get your votes in there, ladies and gentlemen. Boi.

1:26:25Bo. Looks like it looks like Enrique is edging it out. Enrique is edging Boby right now. Everyone,

1:26:33I'm going to close the poll here.

1:26:36Oh, 50/50. Oh, I just ended it. But unfortunately, Bob, you got [ __ ]

1:26:44before we got [ __ ] by a horse. All right, gonna make good here. 30 just just about 3500 right now,

1:26:54Thank you so much for being so generous of sound bites.

1:26:57I can't wait to have your [ __ ] in my mouth versus in a book. Huh?

1:27:07I can't wait to have your [ __ ] in my mouth. What was the other one? In a book.

1:27:17And it was used in a book. Huh? Book. I'm feeling book, too. Yeah.

1:27:26Yeah. I feel the same way. Book moves forward. Kimmy Dream. Kimmy Dreamy. Shout out sound bites. Excuse me, sir.

1:27:43again. I have short I have bad short-term memorories. I have to refer back to this. Excuse me, sir. Same.

1:27:52Excuse me, sir. How do you spell it?

1:28:00, 28 minutesVersus uh HHP. There you go. up.

1:28:10All right. Excuse me. Service is up. I know I voted mobility very earlier, but this time I'm voting Jimmy.

1:28:19Jimmy. Wow. Jimmy. Jimmy. It is. Did you vote on religion?

1:28:25You vote Jimmy. Okay, Jimmy moves forward. Jimmy, I'm so sorry. Mobility.

1:28:32Next pair of sound bites. I got a peep so bad versus the omelet of knowledge.

1:28:44This one's going to be hard for me. I got a piece so bad. Wow.

1:28:51And in order to comprehend, you're going to have to break some comprehend. In order to comprehend and to eat the the the omelet of knowledge,

1:29:00, 29 minutesyou're going to need to break those eggshells. So true, King.

1:29:06The almond one is so good, but like it feels criminal to make anything. I don't know. I'm going eggshells.

1:29:16I'm voting Ian. I just It's such a classic selfish. I miss him so much.

1:29:21Ian has finally met his match. Ian has been kind of dominating this whole sound tournament. He's finally met someone where another sound bite where it's kind

1:29:28of a tough choice here. All right. I got to pee so bad. I got to pee so bad.

1:29:36I have to pee so bad, too. Versus, don't we all?

1:29:39We are. Our our first break comes up in 30 minutes. Please. We got to make it through this tournament. The omelet

1:30:02All right, Ian's kind of dominating the first half of the vote here at 67%.

1:30:08Nostalgia is going down. Come on.

1:30:17But we love Ian, don't we? Folks, Ian, with 58% of the vote moves forward.

1:30:26Wait, why are Trisha Snarkers going to flood our subreddit? Our subreddit? What?

1:30:31Oh, the episode today for H3 was about Moses and Oh, about Moses. Oh, okay. Okay.

1:30:36Oh, yeah. That's right. That they just released. Gotcha. Gotcha. You already know the key on that, Alex. I do. Yeah.

1:30:44Up next. I've been listening to Olivia the entire time versus Abby did that. Everyone saw that. Let me go.

1:30:52Let me just have that on the ready here. I have it ready yet.

1:31:00, 31 minutesUh yeah, I've been listening to the entire time versus A did that. Everyone saw that.

1:31:10I've been listening to Olivia the entire time. Evie did that. Everyone saw that.

1:31:18Oh, this is hard. This is a really hard one. Really hard. I think I'm going to vote for Olivia.

1:31:27Olivia. Olivia. Yeah, I'm totally fine with that. Oh, everyone votes for Olivia. Let's go.

1:31:35We're all Olivia.

1:31:37I for sure. I'm okay with that. We love her so much. We love and miss you, Olivia. Up next, love you.

1:31:44Have you visited Black versus Dan as a queen? Can't do nothing wrong. Oh man.

1:31:50Today, guys, we bring you the most triggered woman I have ever seen. And we've seen triggered feminist. We've

1:31:57seen people get over this. I think I might accidentally be playing a video instead of a song.

1:32:03Is that the humongous video? Triggered.

1:32:10Oh, it's a remix back. Anyh who,

1:32:14what was I doing? Sorry, I got so distracted.

1:32:18Oh, have you visited Black versus Dan is the queen? Can't do nothing wrong.

1:32:25Dad is the queen. You can't do nothing wrong. And have you visited black?

1:32:34Have you visited blacked? I love it. I love Ela.

1:32:41Ela cuz she gets so upset whenever they play it. So good. All the way. I hate to vote, but it's you.

1:32:50All right, Ela. Let's go. All right, next pair of sound bites.

1:32:59Here's my thing. I like a pretty penis versus You know what the problem is, though? It's definitely not me.

1:33:13You know what? You know what the problem is, though? It's definitely not me. Here, here's my thing. Here's my thing.

1:33:23I like a pretty penis. I like a penis that is cut, that has a good shape, has a good length.

1:33:30This sexually harassed. I do love a pretty penis. I'm never the problems go.

1:33:39Yeah, I'm also voting for the problem. All right, I got to go pretty penis.

1:33:48So, I think we need a poll coming up. Poll time.

1:33:52Let's see. Ladies and gentlemen, what do you have to say?

1:33:55I'm going to check my Discord messages in case there's any emergencies.

1:34:04Oh wow. Wings commandingly. Oh wow. Yeah.

1:34:12Like pretty moving forward. I got a question by one of our mods asking if anyone else can uh help with poles. I I tried to figure it out before the

1:34:20stream, but I think only I can do that for now. Unfortunately.

1:34:23Yeah, I was wondering that too cuz I would have been happy to help with that. Um, pretty deep. That one was just for you.

1:34:32My cat loves to hide his face. I don't know why he does this.

1:34:36A next. So sweet.

1:34:40The gay trilogy versus Do you see it? Dash. Oh, tough one.

1:34:49Oh, little baby.

1:34:51Today I feel uh gay. Do you see it?

1:35:01Gay. I'm going for me. Gay trilogy.

1:35:06I I have to ask Guam which way she's going to go. Gay trilogy.

1:35:11Gay trilogy sounds like my Saturday night. Up next, he takes that 5% versus Dan. You [ __ ] you coward.

1:35:25Are we there yet? Waiting for the drop. Oh, we're here. Okay. Uh, yeah. Go.

1:35:33He takes that 5%. Dan, you [ __ ] You coward.

1:35:44I'm going to go with Dan. You [ __ ] Yeah, I think that's more powerful now. Yeah,

1:35:51it's if without context, it sounds so much like he's yelling at Dan's word love and it just sounds but then I'll go Dan.

1:35:59Yeah, everyone go Dan. We just knocked out a heavy hitter. Yeah, that one%

1:36:09the judges have spoken.

1:36:10Byebye. We don't need you guys. We're less than $200 from Alex waxing us to own chess. Really? Oh my god.

1:36:20All right. Wow. Doing it.

1:36:23I like it. I [ __ ] with that. And your brother who passed away gets five big booms. Oh, this is an easy one for me. I like it. I [ __ ] with that.

1:36:32Oh, we're so sorry to hear about your brother that passed away. He gets five big booms. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.

1:36:44Uh, Ethan's soundbite for me. Ethan for sure. I like it. I [ __ ] with that.

1:36:52I like it. I like it. I [ __ ] with that. All righty. I got to [ __ ] with that. Moose forward to the next round.

1:37:01Up next, thank you for the gifted versus the unemployment rats. Thank you for the gift.

1:37:13Um, I did work at a small gaming store back in 2006, 2007. I am disabled, uh,

1:37:20recognized by the state of Arkansas, but also the United States government.

1:37:23There's that. Now, the downside to that is I am extremely depressed. So, there's some mental health issues that we bring

1:37:30to the table. And then physically, I I am morbidly obese. I have no references,

1:37:37uh, no work history, and no education.

1:37:40And when you Google my name, you might see rumors that I beat my ex-wife and I

1:37:49am also a pedophile. Should mention I'm also a felon. So true. Okay. Love it. So true.

1:37:56All right. Who wins? Sorry, Liv. It's Boogie. Yeah, it's it's Boogie for sure. Boogie.

1:38:05That one's so good.

1:38:06I mean, who says this whole thing? I mean, it's perfect. Who would ever say that? I can swing boogie on this one.

1:38:14All right. Congratulations.

1:38:18It's totally not fair. There's like 10 amazing sound bites in that whole rant. Up next.

1:38:25Talk about the allegations for versus you know the age where we used to burn the witch. I got to close up.

1:38:34Thank you for the gifted.

1:38:36So sorry Olivia. Talk about the allegations.

1:38:40You know the era where we used to burn the witch? That era never really stopped.

1:38:46The type of witch we was burning changed. Talk about the allegations.

1:38:53For sure. Bo,

1:39:01we are Yeah, keep doing it everybody. We are at $3,873 for the Palestinian CH Children's Relief Fund.

1:39:09Thank you so much. Really appreciate it. Up next, we have Oh no. What a [ __ ] nightmare versus sorry, not beautiful. We're at the right tabs here.

1:39:18Oh, there he is. Oh no. Sam Cedar. What a Whoa. What a [ __ ] nightmare. Sorry, not beautiful.

1:39:26Sorry. We go Crowder. Yeah, I agree.

1:39:35I'm actually over those not beautiful. All right, poll time.

1:39:42Sorry, not beautiful versus Oh, no. What a [ __ ]

1:39:53Thank you, Alicia. Uh, we appreciate the the muted support, which you can't hear me say. So,

1:40:00, 40 minutesoh, I totally [ __ ] up the poll, but you guys know what I'm trying to say there. Oh. Oh,

1:40:08huck nightmare.

1:40:10I don't Sometimes uh I got to learn how to type without looking at the keyboard.

1:40:16Man, you need to take Mavis beacon teaches typing. Any old heads out there?

1:40:20I swear I typed it incorrectly. It just means the stupid YouTube poll is glitched out. All right, starting not beautiful. Blame it on YouTube.

1:40:28Moves on to the next round. Wow. With 60% of the vote.

1:40:35Next pairs of sound bites. Oh, that was the bottom of the bracket. We're at the top 12 sound bites.

1:40:43We're zinging through.

1:40:46Oh, we're going to have plenty of time here. I was worried that we're gonna have no time to even finish this thing,

1:40:49but we are just Yeah, we're zooming through here.

1:40:52Y All right, at the tippity top of the 600 plus sound tournament, which is taking about five months to get through.

1:41:01We're finally almost at the conclusion here. When I was when I was first doing this, I thought H3 Chill and H last week and I were going to be able to knock

1:41:08this out in one evening. No, this has been quite I don't know how you thought that. I didn't know either, honestly. Amazing.

1:41:18Chestnuts versus I didn't think you could break a penis. Ooh, now it's We're getting into it. That's hard. That's hard.

1:41:26Woo! We got another donut. We're almost to 4K. We're at 3900. 23.

1:41:32Let's hit 4K for for the donarchs.

1:41:36Thanks so much for the donation. Let's hit you with some H3 chill sound bites. Chestnuts.

1:41:50I didn't think you could break a penis.

1:41:55But say you I think Donna hurt me. I went for Donna. I'm voting chestnuts.

1:42:06I'm going to go Donna. So yeah, we need a we need a tiebreaker. This This is going to be hard, you guys. It's getting Yeah.

1:42:14Let's see what America says.

1:42:16We are all completely split here on on the on the judges panel.

1:42:21We are $62 away from Alex waxing his own chest. So, please keep donating.

1:42:28Dude, you're about to have the like a really bad 30 minutes. We're rushing these goals.

1:42:34Stupid YouTube pool is so glitchy.

1:42:41That was how we learned about lead pipes and Roman and Greek plumbing. Yes. Yeah.

1:42:46The original Carmen San Diego game was awesome. The TV show Carmen San Diego was also amazing.

1:42:52Um with like the ac cappella singers on it. TV was so good when in the in the '9s.

1:43:00, 43 minutesSorry, we're talking Carmen San Diego in chat.

1:43:03It's all good. It's all good. Sorry. My my keyboard is so glitched out. There's so much I think there's so much stuff going on on my screen. this camera.

1:43:10Yeah, you got you got a lot of tabs open there, Sunny Jim. Chestnuts taking a commanding lead 65%.

1:43:18We were quite split here on the panel,

1:43:20but I think I know which way the audience is going to go. Slave Dave, where are you? Slave Dave, come up off another 57 bones.

1:43:29All right, Chestnuts moves forward here. Ghost Rider,

1:43:33congratulations to Chestnuts. Chestnuts make makes it to the top the top six. America. America has voted.

1:43:41Shout out Haley's comment.

1:43:43Um, next up, why is it not all Americans here? I'm not American. I'm Canadian. So, it's the world voting.

1:43:50America is America and Canada have voted.

1:43:54Why does it lie? All I need is the rhythm divine.

1:43:58Oh, why does it lie? Anything at all

1:44:07the music. Your heart will be mine.

1:44:14I'm a sucker for musical like sound bites.

1:44:18Mhm. Mhm. Yeah. I'm going Enrique on this. I can I can swing Enrique.

1:44:25Brings like a fart party like really fun vibe. I don't know. I'm also voting for Rhythm Divine.

1:44:30Rhythm Divine. You move forward to the top six. Let's check out the next.

1:44:34Also, I like how the um family is using the sound or the song on Tik Tok. Oh, really? That's fun.

1:44:41Yeah, I've seen a few um family posts on Tik Tok and they're using the sound. I'm like,

1:44:46that's very cool. Next two pairs of sound bites are in a buck huh and up.

1:44:53And it was used in a buck up. dick. I love the book soundbite.

1:45:04Yeah, I'll go book. I I'm also voting for book. I go book. I go either way on this one. Congrats Kimi Dreamy.

1:45:12Conor with the $100 donation. Thank you so much for raising money for What a world that we're What a world that we're cool with Keemstar now, huh?

1:45:21I had a feeling that was going to happen not too long ago. Arcade for a trip.

1:45:26Up next, I got a piece. so bad versus I've been listening to Olivia the entire time.

1:45:33I got to pee so bad.

1:45:36I've been listening to Olivia the entire time. Olivia.

1:45:45Oh, I'm Olivia. This I mean this is this is a big one. I think this is a big one. Oh, we just hit 4K.

1:45:55chest waxing. Wax that chest. Wax that chest.

1:46:02We're getting so close to the secret like super humiliating list. I'm so excited.

1:46:09I said we're going to hit 5K by the end of my my first of the first two hours and we are that's what like 900 bucks from it.

1:46:19Wow. Good job everybody. Thank you so much for being so generous.

1:46:24Drop a Palestinian flag in chat if you've donated in these first two hours. Let's go. All right, the pull is up.

1:46:31Who gets to make it into the top six? Crew on crew violence.

1:46:39Oh my god, guys. We're going to hit 5K by three.

1:46:42It is crew on crew violence. It's Olivia versus Ian at the end of the day here. Push, push, push.

1:46:47Olivia's just Oh my god, the poll's going up and down like crazy. If you voted,

1:46:55check your bank account and see if you can give another five bucks for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund.

1:46:59You'll get for every $5, you get a raffle, a raffle prize entry. Olivia,

1:47:05I want to hit 5K before I'm done here in 13 minutes. Let's go. Olivia just bumped up from 53 to 56. So,

1:47:12Olivia, you're going to be salty dancer with the $25. Thank you so much. Congratulations to Olivia making it to the top six.

1:47:21Eevee, uh, I think it was Eevee or someone mod and chat. Can you check how many people have donated like you did last time? It would be

1:47:28awesome to know how many people have donated so far from the H3 the H3 family.

1:47:35Oh, I can't believe Ian got knocked out here. I was for sure thought he was going to be like in the semiinal. That was crazy. Up next, I visited Blacked

1:47:42versus Here's My Thing. I like a pretty penis. Have you visited Blacked?

1:47:49Here. Here's my thing. Here's my thing.

1:47:51I like a pretty penis. I like a penis that is cut. It has a good shape. Has a good length.

1:48:07Just totally destroyed destroyed wings by the judges.

1:48:14I I tend to Oh, by the way, Kate, I just checked the leaderboard on Tiltify and there are 98 people who have donated. Incredible.

1:48:22Thank you so much, we're 90. Oh, and Eevee says 99. Someone just donated. We're up to 4128. Oh my god. Let's go.

1:48:31All right. Up next, the Gates Trilogy versus Dan. You [ __ ] you coward.

1:48:40Today I feel gay. Where'd it go?

1:48:52Dan, you [ __ ] You coward.

1:48:55It's so loud. It clips the uh the OBS here. How powerful Ethan screamed. Judges. This is hard.

1:49:03Oh, I'm voting Dan. You [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] Tat with $500.

1:49:10$300 from 5K. We're going to do it. We're going to do 5K before I leave. Yes, [ __ ] Yes.

1:49:19Hell yeah. I don't think we can decide on this one. I have to do the poll, I think. G trilogy. You guys are amazing. Thank you so much.

1:49:27We're up to $4,628 for PCRF. You guys are amazing. Every bit counts. You see how it all adds up?

1:49:35This is over aundred donors. This is freaking awesome. Y'all are amazing. Wow.

1:49:43If you think, hey, maybe my $5 won't make a difference. It will.

1:49:46Tatiana raise with the $10. Thank you so much. It will. It is.

1:49:52Yeah. We're 300 what? $321 away. You got 20 bucks. You would help.

1:50:00, 50 minutesDanny would take us to like just $300.

1:50:02Danny [ __ ] taking a commanding lead here.

1:50:05Uh at 70% at the top of the vote. I don't think it's going to change much. Then you [ __ ] You move forward.

1:50:10Dan, you [ __ ] Dan, you [ __ ] Unable to donate currently. Will the dono link be live for a few more days, Alex? Someone in chat.

1:50:17It'll be live for a whole week up until the end of the raffle day. Awesome. I'll be uploading highlights. Really good to know.

1:50:25And I'll be adding the description to um I'll be adding the Tiltify link under each highlight that I upload from this.

1:50:30And I'll be uploading highlights throughout the whole next week.

1:50:34They'll still be able to enter for the raffle until it closes.

1:50:36Yes. The raffle will not be until next Sunday.

1:50:40Oh, that's great. So, even if you can't donate today, donate later. Every five bucks gets you an entry to the raffle. Up next.

1:50:47Thank you, everybody. Yes, even a dollar would help.

1:50:50I like it. I [ __ ] with that. Versus the unemployment r. Oh, actually, we're already back here.

1:50:58I like it. I [ __ ] with that.

1:51:02Um, I did work at a small gaming store back in 2006, 2007. I am disabled, uh,

1:51:09recognized by the state of Arkansas, but also the United States government.

1:51:12There's that. Now, the downside of that is I am extremely depressed. So, there's some mental health issues that we bring to the table. And then physically, I I am morbidly obese. I have no references,

1:51:26uh, no work history, and no education.

1:51:30And when you Google my name, you might see rumors that I beat my ex-wife and I

1:51:38am also a pedophile. Should mention I'm also a felon. Sound like so long. Judges, I like it. I [ __ ] with that.

1:51:45Versus the unemployment rat. It's unemployment. I'm going. I like it. I [ __ ] with that. I'm going. I like it. I [ __ ] with that.

1:51:53I think we need a poll for this.

1:51:54All right. Poll coming right up. We are $270 away from 5K, Alex.

1:52:00, 52 minutesInsane, you guys. I don't even want to share what the incredibly We want to see it. Oh, can you if you show it now, I bet we'll we'll crush to 5K right now.

1:52:09Well, let's pace ourselves, you know.

1:52:14Let's not show everything we got in the back pocket just yet.

1:52:18$1 does go a long way. Donating a dollar is awesome. That's That's the the minimum donation is a dollar. donate a dollar to participate and and because

1:52:27we're going to we're talking about not just how much money we're raising, but how many people are um participating as well. This is amazing.

1:52:36Uh with the $25, thank you so much, Haley.

1:52:40Haley, thank you for the $10. Thank you so much.

1:52:46Uh the poll is split at 5050 right now. $22 to 5k.

1:53:01All right, I think we got We just got to cut it. Cut it here with the unemployment. Oh, I like to [ __ ] with that at 53%.

1:53:09Yeah, one more vote for 52%.

1:53:17Oh, Mr. Laugh. Isn't Chelsea Lynn the best? All right, I'm going to end. I love Chelsea Le. I like it. I [ __ ] with that 56%.

1:53:26Moves forward to the next round. All right,

1:53:33we're at $4,798. The history fan base is incredible. Thank you guys so much for supporting.

1:53:39$22 to go. All righty. Next. Got $2. Talk about the allegations versus Sorry.

1:53:46Not beautiful.

1:53:50Talk about the allegations. Oh, there he is. Oh, sorry. Wrong one. Really? Is it Sorry, not beautiful. Oh,

1:53:58interesting. Interesting.

1:54:01orry. Not Jordan's Jordan's toast. Sorry, not beautiful. Thank you so much for the $50 donation.

1:54:09All right, judges.

1:54:10I'm sorry, Jordan, but Bob's winning all the way for me.

1:54:15How the [ __ ] did Jordan even make it this far? It's absolutely embarrassing to see this at this point of the competition. is at the bottom of the bracket.

1:54:23Guys, we just finished another another bracket. We are at like Let's see how many we have left here. Two.

1:54:32Four. Oh, sorry. A little slow.

1:54:36Two. Look how many sites we've gone through. It's almost impossible to even see what what these are. Crazy. Oh my god. We're about to hit 5K.

1:54:45Four. Six. $120 to go.

1:54:53We're at the top eight. These are the best of the best sound bites of the Asia community. The top eight sound bites. Oh my goodness.

1:54:59Today we will determine what sound bite based off of the community, based off of the Asia creators, the biggest fans in the fan base. We are deciding here right now which is the best sound bite ever.

1:55:12Chestnuts versus All I Need is the Rhythm Divine. Wow.

1:55:28All I need is the divine lost in the music. Your heart will be mine.

1:55:40Jeez. Got two music here.

1:55:44Yeah. I don't I don't think that we can decide this. I think this needs to be a poll. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I have an opinion,

1:55:54Chess would I really want the audience to decide on this one.

1:55:57Yeah. I think we just need a poll for this that it feels right. Chess.

1:56:02Oh my god. $67. We're going to hit this and we're going to get we're going to crown a soundbite winner in the first

1:56:10two hours. This is incredible. This is great. Going up as soon as the go. 67.

1:56:20Who's got 67? We got Who's going to be the meme lord and donate 67 right now?

1:56:27It really is $67 away. That's insane. Yeah. 67.

1:56:35Who's going to do it?

1:56:37Um, I voted Rhythm Divine. What did you guys vote for? 8%. Chestnuts.

1:56:44Chestnuts. Chestnuts. Chestnuts. All right. All right. Lots of votes.

1:56:49Chestnuts I feel like was just like made for H3. Yeah, chestnuts moving forward.

1:56:56We got a boa. We still have an Idubbbz and a half watching right now, too. This is awesome.

1:57:00, 57 minutesThanks for watching and participating with these uh with this competition. It means a lot that everyone's here. $67 away.

1:57:10Next two song bites in a bug huh versus I've been listening to Olivia the entire time.

1:57:16So I find that the vine is out and it was used in a book. Huh?

1:57:23I've been listening to Olivia the entire time in a book. I just love it.

1:57:31Yeah, Keemstar.

1:57:33I love it. It's just Yeah, a book.

1:57:36So great book. Move forward. I'm so sorry,

1:57:39Olivia, but I love Olivia. I love her. She is beauty. She is grace.

1:57:46Anonymous $10. She is a ray of sunshine. He really truly is.

1:57:52Up next, have you visited Black versus Danny? [ __ ] you, coward.

1:57:59Have you visited Blocked?

1:58:09Dan, you [ __ ] You coward.

1:58:15Ethan sounds so dead ass, you know, and it's just wrong. Like,

1:58:22there's a lot of passion behind it. Dan, you [ __ ] for me. Yeah. Yeah. I gotta go Dan. Dan, you [ __ ] Yeah.

1:58:30If you like Ela, we'll do a we'll do a poll.

1:58:33I mean, does chat want to pull? What I mean, how are we feeling, chat?

1:58:37Yeah. How we feeling? What are you guys What are you guys vibing on? Final countdown. So, what's coming up?

1:58:42Have you visited Black P's coming up,

1:58:45y'all? I'm about to donate this last little bit for 5K.

1:58:50I hate my keyboard. What? It's just there's so much going on. Everything's just so slowed down on my end. Have you visited Blacked?

1:58:57You guys are going to make it so I don't have to. Shout out versus Danny. [ __ ] you, coward.

1:59:03$36. Less than 36. $35.30. Who's got 35 bucks?

1:59:14We're almost at a Bivo in the first two hours of this. This is amazing. A Bivo. So generous and wonderful. Everyone.

1:59:25This poll is Wow.

1:59:27Oh my god. I have never seen a pole this. Wow. in this competition so far. Damn, you [ __ ] Wow.

1:59:35Holy moly. Jeez. Incredible. $36.

1:59:42All righty. Next two sound bites. Got to scroll all the way down here. Almost at the bottom. I like it. I [ __ ]

1:59:51with that versus talk about the allegation. I like it. I [ __ ] with that. Oops.

2:00:04Talk about the allegations. Talk about the allegations.

2:00:11It's Bes. It's Bes.

2:00:13Yeah, it's because of like just the content that they often talk about. It just makes so sense to like just throw that in there.

2:00:23tell them. Come on. Talk about the allegations. Yep.

2:00:26Moves forward. It's so definitively credible. doesn't even need to be pulled here as I think that's the bottom of the bracket. I think we are at top four.

2:00:37The top four sound guys. The This is the semiinal round.

2:00:44If seven people donate $5 right now,

2:00:47we're going to hit 5K. That's how close we are. Incredible. Who is our first semi- finalist?

2:00:54Chestnuts versus in a book.

2:01:00, 1 minuteChestnuts throughout the world

2:01:15and it was used in a butt. We just hit 5K.

2:01:23Holy crap. We did. I I have to update the gold in a second here, but we got to finish this tournament. Judges, what say you?

2:01:32It's in a book. Sounds again. Chestnuts versus in a book. In a book. Uh,

2:01:39in a book. In a book. Kimi, I got to keep going with chestnuts. We need a poll then.

2:01:48but I know chestnut I know chestnuts won't pull. Like I just feel like it will. They're both They're both so so good. It's both so good.

2:01:55This part of the bracket is just so challenging. Yeah, it's impossible now.

2:02:03Bro, we raised $5,000 in two hours. That's amazing. I'm so proud of this of this crew.

2:02:11This is the semiinal round, you guys. Wow. No Keem luck.

2:02:16Chestnuts are just the chat is a rabbit for chestnuts. I knew it.

2:02:22It's not fair because Justice has its own emoji. Yeah, it does. Well, yeah.

2:02:30There there's no book emoji. There must be a book emoji in a book, huh? Like reading or something.

2:02:35Chestnuts, you move to the semi to the finals. Chestnuts is moving to the final round here.

2:02:49final semi finalist here. Got to scroll so far down to even reach it.

2:02:56It's powerful and it's just when you're thinking about like the Keemstar one's kind of random to be in the all time,

2:03:04you know what I mean? It's kind of random like how did we how did he get the star? It is good. This is incredible. It's Danny, [ __ ]

2:03:10your car versus talk about the allegations. Oh, Dad. Talk about the allegations.

2:03:20Dan, you [ __ ] You coward. Judges, it's simple for me. It's simple.

2:03:27Talk about the allegations. Bobby,

2:03:31is I know which way you the rest of you guys are going to vote. I'm just going to hit talk about the allegations. It's so simple.

2:03:37It's so easy. The finals. We've reached the finals at the top of the hour here at 12:03. Finals.

2:03:44And we hit 5K. We have hit 5K. That is freaking amazing. Wow. Wow.

2:03:53Yay. All right. Start with chestnuts.

2:04:08And last but not least, talk about the allegations. The judges, what say you?

2:04:17Talk about the allegations. Allegations.

2:04:23They just got to be talking to Give it to Bob. Give it to Should we ask the chat?

2:04:28I think we have to ask the chat for this one. It just would not be fair. All the judges have to I think we should ask the chat with all these like Bob deserves to win. Final ones.

2:04:35Chad, they're going to vote for chestnuts.

2:04:37They're probably going to vote for chestnuts, but we'll see. Chestnuts.

2:04:45They go allegations. Allegations is so good.

2:04:48So good. One Bivo in two hours. Hell yeah, brother. In the chat. I'm getting scared.

2:04:57Come on, Bob. Boie Bo.

2:05:05There you go. Bob's in 55% 60%. You chestnut demons.

2:05:12Boby deserves to win this one. He deserves deserves to win. He deserves to win. Bobby. Yes.

2:05:21I am going to end the poll cuz as a biased person myself,

2:05:24I getting close. The poll is over. Talk about the allegations.

2:05:32Congratulations. You are the number one.

2:05:34They're going to start a snark subreddit just for Alex because he ended the poll early. This is my tournament. Bob wins.

2:05:42Congratulations, Bobs. You won the 600 plus sound by tournament. Bob wins. And we just got a boat.

2:05:50Ladies and gentlemen, stay tuned. Yes,

2:05:52we have so many donation goals. I think one of the first things I'm going to do is eat the spicy chip. I have to light the bubble candle. I have to pee and poop right now. So, um I don't know if

2:06:00, 6 minutesyou can stay on the co-host for a little longer, but um how are you, Alex? Oh. Um, front to back like always. Of course. Who's my next co-host here?

2:06:09Like classic. Classic.

2:06:12If they're ready, they can pop in. They can hop on for sure.

2:06:14Oh, that's madman. Mad man. Please hop in when you have the chance. Bobby for a bogey.

2:06:21We'll uh Yeah, we'll do the changing of the guard while you pee and poop. Awesome. Thank you so much. Uh yeah,

2:06:26hopefully you guys are able to actually come in here. I got I'll be right back.

2:06:30Well, I I should be able uh Madman, if you drop yourself into a waiting room, I think I can pull you in.

2:06:36Oh my gosh, guys. Thank you so much for getting us to $5,000 in two hours. That's bananas. All right, mad man.

2:06:44You're in here, right? Yeah. Oh, yes. Test, test, test.

2:06:51Unreal, guys.

2:06:53This is amazing. This is amazing. Will our Pope Dioro stop by? Ooh.

2:07:00, 7 minutesMaybe, maybe.

2:07:03Piss time for I don't know what happened, but when Alex stepped away, the cameras got all messed up on stream. On the on the actual stream. Oh [ __ ]

2:07:12Like on the YouTube. Yeah. Let's see. I don't know if they did. Hello. Oh, well. I can just see a little glimmer of me.

2:07:20Yeah, he probably should have made us big again, but hi everyone. We're here. Thank you everybody for participating.

2:07:28Uh, Bob wins the sound tournament and PCRF is the real winner of the day. They already have gotten $5,000

2:07:3758 $5,58 from us. And I know that y'all are going to keep being generous all day. I think there's 10 hours of this

2:07:44left, right? 10 more hours. I The amount of money we can raise is unbelievable.

2:07:53And shortly after Alex gets all of his his different punishments done, you're gonna learn about the new punishments

2:08:01because we're not stopping at 5K. He has a bunch of a bunch more uh self humiliations to go through in honor of

2:08:10of PCRF. So, let's give a huge shout out to Alex the Fiction, right, for organizing this whole thing. Let's get

2:08:18claps claps in chat for Alex of Fiction for organizing this whole thing, putting it all together. Like you guys should see the spreadsheets and the entire like

2:08:27Discord organized for this. I've said it before, I'll say it again. He is the hardest working man in the H3 galaxy for

2:08:36sure. Um, so make sure you show your love. Make sure you follow Alex if you're not following him already. Become a member if you're not a member already.

2:08:45um he is just he's working so hard and today he's working hard for Palestine and we love that because here in H3

2:08:53universe we support a free Palestine and we we're here we're here to help uh raise

2:09:00, 9 minutesmoney and do what we can right and like I said at the top of the stream if you can't donate today or what we said earlier if you can't donate today the

2:09:08donations are going to be open I think for another week um and every $5 you donate goes toward a raffle ticket and

2:09:15the raffle is full of awesome prizes that you can see on Alex's um YouTube channel. He is awesome. Alex is awesome. So, yes,

2:09:24I I so appreciate him putting this all together and making it very easy for me um and for the other co-hosts and

2:09:31guests. He is Yeah, he's just done so much work. So, really, really grateful for him. And because of him, we've already raised $5,000, which is amazing.

2:09:41Absolutely amazing. Um, and maybe when he comes back, he'll share his stories about being on H3 last week, which is so freaking cool.

2:09:52Where's everyone where's everyone joining us from? Can you let us know in chat your your state or your country so we can see where all these beautiful H3 family members are from?

2:10:03And the donations are still coming in.

2:10:05Uh, 5083 right now. I went to go get a drink, but yeah, Alex is seriously putting so much work into this. It's actually

2:10:13like super I mean I am so unorganized I could never do it. I'm such like an unorganized about computers. I don't

2:10:20know anything about spreadsheet and he's got it all sorts of like I mean just ridiculous stuff you don't even know the back end. It's really it's really awesome.

2:10:29So yeah, so many channels, so many discussions. I was just like please tell me where to go and when. Please just tell me where to go.

2:10:37I'm like I love that. Oh man. Oh wow. We've got people from London, New Jersey, Quebec,

2:10:45Tabnak, uh, South of England, Monterey County, Palms. I'm from New Jersey. Shout out Jersey.

2:10:54Shout out Jersey. What's up, mad man? Hey, you can hear me now, right? So, everything's good. All right. How you doing?

2:11:00, 11 minutesGood. How are you? I'm so glad to meet you, Kate. We've never actually spoken. No. Nice to meet you, too.

2:11:05Very exciting. Uh, this is amazing. I can't believe that we got to 5K in the in the first two hours. That's crazy.

2:11:12I'm so proud of the H3 family. You guys kill it.

2:11:15Me, too. Amazing. Amazing stuff. Um, Mad Man, if you're ready to take over, I will let you do so. Do you feel ready?

2:11:24Yeah, Alex will be back in a couple minutes. Um, thank you everybody. It was so good to to chat with you all today. Thank you so much for your generosity.

2:11:32Please keep giving. And remember, it's not how much you give, it's that you gave. And so, just make sure you participate. Um, and also talk to your,

2:11:40if you're in the US, talk to your members of Congress about what's happening in Palestine and tell them you want to stop because that is that we have to do that stuff, too.

2:11:5014. All right, I'll get off my So, thank you so much for joining us. Yeah, I really appreciate,

2:11:56Alex. I'm going to head out. Thank you so much for everything. Shout out again for Alex. Shout out, Alex. This is incredible. Thank you, everyone. Nice to meet you guys.

2:12:04Thank you, Kate.

2:12:05Have a wonderful stream. I'll be watching. Thank you so much. Bye. All right, that was my luck, buddy.

2:12:12Thank you, Adrian H3. I'm gonna hop off as well.

2:12:15All right, I think you're scheduled to join us again later, right? Yes. I'll be back later.

2:12:20All right, sounds good. Thank you so much. I'll see you then. And I'm I'm here now, right?

2:12:25Yeah, you could you get to hang out uh whenever the next uh segment is. That's totally cool with me. But first,

2:12:30okay. I was going to Well, what are we doing? What's the segment now? Uh, we have story times coming up, but I have to do some donation goal incentives.

2:12:38First thing I have to do, I got to start with the butthole candle.

2:12:42We're going to be lighting that up right now. I've closed all my doors, all my windows. There's no ventilation going in and out of my room.

2:12:50You're not trying to kill yourself. Come on, man.

2:12:52It'll be fine. It'll be fine. This is for Palestine. Here's the candle.

2:12:59Here's the lighter.

2:13:03Candle has been lit. It's not It doesn't It's not extremely potent. It won't hit me right away, but it won't get uncomfortable in about an hour.

2:13:09Give it a little w Give us the hints. Give us a description. Is it If is it I've always Is it clean?

2:13:18It smells like an old butthole that's It could either be really dry, a dry butthole, or a freshly sweaty old butthole.

2:13:27Ooh. Okay. Okay. That's how I describe it in terms of the strength of the smoke. My gift is fine.

2:13:33It's most Would you say it almost gives taint?

2:13:36Yeah, I'd say it gives a little a little taint. Sure. Okay.

2:13:40All right. Next incentive goal is I got in my mind.

2:13:43I got a call. Oh, thank you for the $100. I got to update the donation goals. Actually, we have to bump it up to $10,000,

2:13:49which is good or our next threshold. And hey, how are you feeling right now,

2:13:54Alex? After uh hitting that 5K in the first two hours and now knowing you got to do all these things. I'm surprised and scared.

2:14:04Um, so I'll reveal what the next tiers of donations are. At $6,000, I call someone from my past, an old contact

2:14:11that I have not contacted in years. I'll have some options for you guys. And at 7,000, I use the remaining wax strips on my legs. At 7,500, I dump all the

2:14:20remaining blush I have after the makeup tutorial on my face. At 8,500, I let chat order food I don't want to eat or order something that's extremely spicy.

2:14:30And at $10,000, I shave my eyebrows. I got to get those eyebrows saved.

2:14:38So, M take it away with the chat while I have to update a bunch of things in the description down the Tiltify.

2:14:44All right, chat. How we doing? What What do we What What are we most looking forward to? cuz we know we're going to hit that 10k today, right? Everyone's going to donate. We're going to hit that 10k.

2:14:56I mean, I don't see how we couldn't.

2:14:57Look how good I mean, how fast we hit 5K.

2:15:00, 15 minutesI mean, I'm killing it to I just want to see Alex with no eyebrows. That's it. I mean, all of the other ones are great,

2:15:05but I just want to see Alex with no eyebrows. It's It's everything.

2:15:09So, keep donating, everybody. Uh, we're just getting started here. 5,000 was just the first the first major goal. Uh

2:15:17I I think Alex underestimated how uh how popular he is and how wonderful the H3 audience is that they will uh come in and and this is the whole point, right?

2:15:26It's to show that we are supporters of Palestine that we are not who the snarkers think we are.

2:15:32Exactly. And I've been doing like Tik Toks and stuff and getting all of this crazy stuff on my comments like the worst things. I'm like come on after

2:15:41AB's crazy stream where he raised over 100K,

2:15:44right? And I mean, now now we've we've got this. I mean, come on. We're reading the allegations.

2:15:54All right. Next thing I'm going to do is I'm going to do the dating and money 101 karaoke song.

2:15:58So, I got to message Felix. Felix has to come in here and do the spicy chip challenge with me.

2:16:03I'll message him first and then I'll put up the karaoke song. Oh, I've been playing I did not mean to be playing actual like music. The A3 theme, the A3 music ended,

2:16:14so it's been playing beach house.

2:16:18Whatever. This This is not supposed to be monetized anyway. I just hope they don't block me. Alexander is saying that we sound alike, Alex. We sound alike.

2:16:26I think we just both have Yeah, we have really good radio voices. I've never thought about that before,

2:16:31but I I I agree. We do sound very similar. I I was noticing uh on even on the in, by the way, Alex showing up on H3.

2:16:39Amazing. I can't wait to watch today's video with Trisha. Uh the Trisha. Yeah.

2:16:44But um when you were on the show the other day, I noticed Alex has got really good radio voice. He's got that he's got that that timber in his voice.

2:16:52I got to get the microphones they have because I noticed it made me sound [ __ ] incredible. I don't know what kind of audio settings they have, but it's nuts.

2:16:59Yeah, those RE those those RE420s are primo. So good.

2:17:04All right, I can close all these tabs now that the sound tournament is over. I can't believe we finally figured out who the what the best soundbite is.

2:17:12I can't believe you thought we were going to get done with that in two hours two months ago, five months ago.

2:17:18All right, ladies and gentlemen, put your best uh dancing outfit on cuz we are about to do California Dreaming, the instrumental version.

2:17:28Okay. I'll share the screen so my fellow co-hosts can hear it and I'll have to have uh Yeah. Okay. Everything Everything's set up perfectly already.

2:17:38So, I just got to share my screen.

2:17:42Uh, Felix the Mexican, thank you so much for joining. Oh, I'm already sharing the screen. Can you guys hear this?

2:17:48Can you hear that? Yeah. Yeah, I can hear. All right, cool. Very good. All right,

2:17:55karaoke time. Jokes on you guys. I [ __ ] love this song. I don't feel embarrassed at all saying California Dreams. [ __ ] do it. It's a banger.

2:18:10It's his final day, but he's really not afraid. Got a lot of money, but you know, he's on his way. But you know, I feel insane. Might have lost my taste.

2:18:19California dreaming. Yeah, I'm heading for LA.

2:18:34Pull me up. Pull me up from the cage I've known.

2:18:39Oh, pull me up. Pull me up by the roots we grow.

2:18:45Oh, the things you said. Keep me in my head. Wish that I could step into yours instead. You're so close, but I'm on my own cuz I just don't know where you go.

2:18:58Final day, but he's really not afraid.

2:19:01Got a lot of money, but you know he's on his way. might have lost my taste dreaming. Yeah,

2:19:08I'm headed for LA. California dreaming.

2:19:11Yeah, I'm headed for LA. California dreaming. Yeah, I'm headed for LA.

2:19:16Something for the bar. Leave a star for my name. Trying to find a soul. You can find it. The glory down underneath Kim

2:19:27K. I hate the new Kim K. The most produced king. The always new cake. Try on the newest Kim Kang. The boy king.

2:19:35Mama boy. Meet me on the boulevard. Oh [ __ ] [ __ ]

2:19:41I need a new guitar. Cali. You know we going hard. Everything we do we do it for the shooting stars.

2:20:01Final day, but he's really not afraid.

2:20:04Got a lot of money, but you know he's on his way. You know I feel insane. Model up my t. California dreaming. Yeah, I'm headed to LA.

2:20:26All right. Shout out Hassan. Shout out Dating Money101. Shout out Dream. And shout out to killing me with the dance.

2:20:34Thank you. Just want to add a little fun to it.

2:20:38Thank you. I personally did not record any of your screens, but I I was watching you guys dance and you all danced amazingly. All right, next

2:20:47up. Wait, I have I am showing you guys on screen now. Felix the Mexican, do you have the spicy chip with you? I do.

2:20:54So, if you guys don't know, Felix the Mexican was the person that ate the spicy gummy during the H3 live show at the Greek.

2:21:03So, he still has his little chalice right there with him. That's freaking awesome.

2:21:08I'm going to unshare my screen temporarily just so we can see a little bit more of you guys. Uh, actually, yeah, let me adjust the screens. I want to see everyone in in here with me right now.

2:21:20Why don't you Felix, were you the guy who who kept eating? Yeah, that was me. Amazing.

2:21:27All right, spicy chip time.

2:21:30The goal is not to drink milk for as long as possible. Here, let me un take out the wrapper.

2:21:37Let me play some H3 music in the background in the meantime. Oh my goodness. Oh,

2:21:44it's the H3 music. All right, we're starting at the top. I can't believe

2:21:53music during the sound tournament. I'm just playing at a very low volume here.

2:21:57You won't be able to hear it, but the the fans at home can. All right. Wow. Look at that.

2:22:04Spicy chip time. super coated super coated and we got so I don't know why inside

2:22:12Felix messaged me like Alex I got to do the spicy chip with you and I'm like you're going to make me look bad I know you can handle your spice whether I can handle the spice is up in

2:22:21the air chip yeah we got to see I mean I was very

2:22:28much full of adrenaline and serotonin when I was on stage the smell extremely spicy already Oh my god. I feel like there's like uh

2:22:37invisible radiation emanating from this thing. I have my glasses of milk.

2:22:42I have some water. If it's too dry, I will want to wash it down with water at least. So, cheers for Palestine. Cheers, Felix the Mexican. Thank you so much.

2:22:51Palestine. Thanks, Alex. Oh, man. Here we go. Watch the faces,

2:22:58everybody. All right. It's still dry. Yeah, it's so [ __ ] spicy already.

2:23:05My eyes are watering now. Oh yeah, that hits the tongue real fast.

2:23:10Alex, are you going to go for the little crumbs and like residue that's inside the chip bag? Don't touch your eyes. Oh yeah, those are the eyes. Oh, I'm good.

2:23:18Yeah, you got some wet wipe white for your fingers. All right,

2:23:23there's a little piece of chip stuck at the bottom. You got to make sure to go for it.

2:23:27Of course, you got to get the whole thing. So [ __ ] hot. Oh my goodness.

2:23:34Give us an up close of your Alex. Let's see the sweat.

2:23:37No sweat yet. I don't sweat much for my face. I got to drink some water. Oh no, no, no.

2:23:46It's definitely permeating on the tongue, but it's not. Oh god.

2:23:49I can definitely feel this more than I felt the chip. I mean, more than the gummy bear, but it's so spicy. I got to drink the water.

2:23:55How long is Alex going to last before he drinks the milk? Let's go, chat. What do we What do we think? We need a poll.

2:24:02Oh, it's so spicy. The water didn't help. It's so spicy. [ __ ] hot.

2:24:06It's like Oh, it's so spicy. You got it, Alex. Keep going. Oh, the water was a mistake.

2:24:15You got this, Alex. Oh god. I Oh god, so spicy.

2:24:21I found some more at the bottom of the res. Felix just showing off over here. Okay, Felix.

2:24:26[ __ ] you, Felix. I just why I don't want to do this with you.

2:24:28Felix, you got this, dude. You're Mexican, man. Come on. You got to show out. God, you can't see below. It's a It hurts. It hurts so bad.

2:24:38No, no, no. Cheers, Alex. Oh, no. No, no, no, no.

2:24:43I did have some emergency like applesauce in case, you know, things went bad.

2:24:49Oh my goodness. I should I'm going to let it sit there as long as I can just like before. Think like once things calm down.

2:24:57The milk's not doing anything. I feel real right now. Hold it. Hold it. Just hold it in there.

2:25:03Yeah, I know. That's it. When I made it backstage at the Greek, I I chug like a quarter gallon of milk. So, I'm I am there with you.

2:25:11You don't get a like a super sloshy stom. You just kind of like let it sit in your mouth. Oh,

2:25:20it's real milk, too, right? It's not soy milk cuz that stuff doesn't work.

2:25:25Here, Alex, I'll make I I'll sympathize with you. I'll take some milk. I filled up the the chalice.

2:25:31I got hit more. [ __ ] I feel like Felix is the king of spice.

2:25:38Like he just like he's calling it just like so smoothly. He's almost like Lena.

2:25:43I wanted I wanted to try to get one of the Poppy ones like the ones that they did on the show. But that show was like 60 bucks. And I was like, "Yeah, we'll go with this one."

2:25:5260 bucks for a single chip to torture yourself with.

2:25:54Yeah. And I think it was like two years old, so it's probably expired as hell. Oh yeah.

2:26:00, 26 minutesI think when you drink it makes it worse because I definitely feel it a lot worse in the back of my tongue and in my throat.

2:26:06Maybe it like moves it to the probably spreads things out. Yeah.

2:26:10Yeah. The water the water spreads it and does and makes it and makes it worse.

2:26:14Whereas the milk's supposed to coat the hole.

2:26:17That's why it's always funny on on hot ones when people have soy milk or or whatever. That doesn't work. You need the fat. It's all It's science people.

2:26:24How are you not examining this? Maybe. Wait. What's that? Oh, like cream cheese. Cream cheese. Cheese. Oh, yeah.

2:26:32Yeah. Ice cream is also really helpful.

2:26:35He's going to come back with like a tub of ice cream just shoving in his mouth. Yeah.

2:26:41Felix, how did you discover that you have this talent for eating such spicy food?

2:26:45Uh, it was on the It was literally on the live show. Like, they had actually asked someone next to me if they wanted to be a part of it and they're like,

2:26:51"Yes, I'd love to." And then they they mentioned the waiver and that they'd have to eat something spicy and they're like, "You know what? Never mind. I'm okay.

2:27:00, 27 minutesShe pointed she pointed at me and she was all like, "But he'd probably love to." And so the lady started asking me and I was like, "Yeah, I'm in." And she's like, "Wait, do you know?" I was like, "It doesn't matter. I'm in."

2:27:11Worth it. Totally. Even if you completely embarrassed yourself, but you owned it. It was amazing.

2:27:15And shout out to my uh my competitor Callie who just got married yesterday. Shout out. Congratulations.

2:27:23Congrats, Callie. No, you guys are icons. Like seriously,

2:27:27everyone watched that. All the H3 people watched that. All the fans.

2:27:32That's super exciting segment to be a part of and I'll never forget it.

2:27:36That was my first and only uh H3 live show.

2:27:39Uh which, you know, hopefully that will they will come back at some point in the future. We can all hope, right, that they'll be able to do live shows again.

2:27:47But uh that was it. It was an amazing show. So,

2:27:51uh Tiff wants me to play Freeird. I can't play Freeird. Tiff, I can't play Freeird.

2:28:01o, uh, where we at with the donations now? Let's see. Wow, almost at 5,500 already. We're doing great.

2:28:07How you feeling about the chip? Me? Yeah. Look, it's dissipated. I'm fine.

2:28:14Oh, wow. I I don't I don't know how you do it. You're just You're like the king of spice. The king. I mean, I've got some residue in here,

2:28:22but it's really not worth it. And I don't think people would like to see me really dive in there on on the live stream. So, we're going to pass on that.

2:28:33So, all right. So, let's look at the uh Alex sort of went through those uh the donation uh uh what what's the word I'm

2:28:40looking for? Anyway, uh for the tears uh once again. So, let's go through. Let's see. So, at um at 6,000, Alex has to

2:28:47call another person he has not spoken to in years. That's crazy. He actually has to call somebody.

2:28:57How many of us actually call people anymore? Not for things other than work.

2:29:02All right. Uh 7,000. Use any remaining wax strips for his legs. I feel like that should have been uh that should have been a lower tier. Could have gotten that one.

2:29:09Sure. That doesn't seem that bad.

2:29:11No, the legs are probably the easiest place to to uh to wax. Should have been the higher tier.

2:29:16Yeah. Dump all the blush on my face. I definitely want to see that one. Uh, I let chat order food and I don't Excuse

2:29:23me. $8,500. I let chat order a food I don't like or something insanely spicy.

2:29:28I think we could go easy on the spicy on that one.

2:29:31Let's put He way more than enough spice for the day.

2:29:35Felix is like, "No, he's got to go through the gauntlet. If I did, he can do it.

2:29:38Do it again. We're going to do some uh last dab hot sauce type shit."

2:29:43And then of course $10,000 shave his eyebrows. Incredible. Got to make it happen. So,

2:29:53even if you can only donate a dollar,

2:29:55$2, whatever you have, it's going to a good cause. So, please chip in everyone.

2:29:59And hopefully everyone's having a good time. Uh hopefully Alex is doing okay. He's gone MIA with the spicy chip.

2:30:09Um and uh I mean we could start the next segment, but um story time, right?

2:30:14Yeah, it's story time. Are you guys uh uh Chris and Unreligion? You guys both here to tell us some of your uh your rejection stories?

2:30:23I I mean are you doing it?

2:30:28I mean I can it's it's not I don't really have that much of a story. So I was kind of like I don't know just

2:30:35signed up. But anyway um I can tell the story of how I ended up going to prom alone even though I asked two people and one person said yes.

2:30:45I think I will be back. I'm going to listen, but um I'm going to be back in 30 minutes. Okay.

2:30:53Alex is back. Alex, how you doing?

2:31:01He's He's still gathering up his uh his I totally ran off stream too, Alex.

2:31:05Don't worry. We could we can share that together.

2:31:14Uh, are you going to take off and come and join us again in a half hour? Is that what you're saying? Yep. I'll be back in about a half hour.

2:31:22Thank you so much for the participating in the uh in the tournament. Thank you, Krista. I mean, thank you, uh, Unreligion. Yes, I'll be back for Jeopardy.

2:31:29All right, sounds good.

2:31:31I just walked into my room and the smell of the bottle candle kind of hit me really strong. So, I'm I'm used to it while I'm sitting in here.

2:31:37I'm still really spiced up. I have some ice cubes. Got to take the edge off for a second here.

2:31:44I think it's everyone who donated while I was away.

2:31:50We had uh donations. I haven't read I haven't read any of these donations. I'm a terrible co-host. Uh thank you Dizzy

2:31:56Dizzy Chimmy Fman Glowy. Nice Sophia the first champion. The first champion everybody for all of your donations.

2:32:06Thank you so much. All right, next up. All right, mayonnaise.

2:32:15Wait, are you gonna are you going to sit here for the for the whole rest of the uh all rest with the dumped in mayonnaise? I'll do one segment with it. All right.

2:32:25All right. I can't hear you guys. But I did use this twice for grilled cheese sandwiches. Hopefully you don't guys don't feel like I'm scamming you, but

2:32:32time to dump. Actually, I wonder if I could just dump the whole thing right now.

2:32:37kind of. Let me just mix it up a little bit here. You should.

2:32:40Thank you guys for donating to scoop in his mouth.

2:32:43As promised, I will be dumping mayonnaise on my head.

2:32:47Get it on my headphones. This is the one thing I don't want to get on.

2:32:52Don't worry guys, they can see it more visibly on the screen. I know it's kind of hard to see on Discord, but the live streamers will have a fun time watch.

2:32:59It's all going to be one clump. It's all going to fall out one clump on my head. That looks so disgusting.

2:33:07It is so cold.

2:33:09It's so solid, too. Oh my god. Should let it sit off.

2:33:13It really is solid. It's like All right. I think we bounced like a a bottle this size on my head. Most of it the last time I did this.

2:33:24There you go. There you go. He's got it now. You want me to touch it up? Touch it up. Yeah, you got it. Get it in there.

2:33:31Got to push it in.

2:33:34Thank you guys for donating to Palestine. Hope you enjoy enjoying the show. Thank you so much, Natal. I think that's it.

2:33:42Actually, there's like a little bit left here.

2:33:48I've got a rock and it looks kind of good. Like this is some old timey like hair.

2:33:59Uh, looks like he's being treated by liquor. Yes, you're missing some on this side.

2:34:08Getting it all in there. Covering up all the spots. And may up that dome.

2:34:19Almost got the whole bottle on top of my head. Minus those two times. I used a little bit for go cheese.

2:34:29me with mayo all over his head.

2:34:33There we go. All right. Let's see how long I can keep this on my head.

2:34:37All right. What else? Oh, look at my hand. Disgusting.

2:34:46We now know that uh Alex is a mayo on grilled cheese person. Uh chat, are you a male though? I can't hear you guys. I have to get some some earbuds.

2:34:58that Alex. Oh, the candle smells so strong.

2:35:00, 35 minutesI've not let let the candle run this long before.

2:35:04The smell of the candle with all that mayo intense.

2:35:08I was about to say, I can't imagine what it smells in there like in there with the mayo and the and the butthole candle. This is One second, you guys. I'm going to grab some earbuds so I don't have to ruin my headphones.

2:35:19All right, I'll be right back. Run, Alex.

2:35:30Oh, we got Witchie joining us in while Alex is running getting some earbuds.

2:35:35Thank you, Faux Shiz, for your $50 donation. That's awesome. Amazing.

2:35:41We're already at 5525, guys. We are going to hit that. We're going to hit that 10K goal, I'll tell you.

2:35:54So, if there's uh anyone uh uh anyone who has some uh stories that they want to tell about rejection stories, uh uh

2:36:03let us know and uh we'll we'll see how to get you in here. Uh

2:36:11Alex looking just so good with that mayo on his head. I mean,

2:36:20It looks like an eagle did a drive bomb.

2:36:23Hello. Hello. I can hear you guys once again.

2:36:25Yeah, that's very It really does look like came out of of birds cloa.

2:36:31All righty. We have to continue with the donations incentives. I promised to show my a application video on screen so you

2:36:39guys will be able to watch along with me. I'll be able to go to my YouTube channel and just share the screen.

2:36:45I'm very much looking forward to seeing this.

2:36:47Yeah, I'll play the first half. The last part I get into this like some personal like location details and whatnot. Um,

2:36:53so we'll just watch the the entertaining bits. So, the concept of my interview was I've had this idea

2:37:00, 37 minuteswhere I wanted to do um uh a Mexican to Love's Taco Bell tier list to parody

2:37:08um Froggen's um Love Sabra tier list.

2:37:16So this is so so it's a it's a concept video for your application video and then at the end you talked you talked at the end of it and

2:37:24yeah exactly I'm sharing my screen now we have it's still an items and a half here in the chat with us. So fantastic.

2:37:32Thank you guys for joining us. Let's watch my H3 application video together.

2:37:36Hello Dan and anyone else from the H3 crew that may be watching. My name is Alex Serrano, also known as Alex the Viction here on YouTube. In addition to

2:37:44my attached resume and cover letter, I also wanted to film this very special video for you to review. And now with introductions out of the way, let's jump right into the video.

2:37:55If Alex is willing to apply to H3, what other jobs is he willing to apply to? That's denims.

2:38:01Anyways, enough of this dude. Let's check out my girl Frogan with her new racial tier list. Hey everybody, it's Frogan and today we're doing a Mexican

2:38:10to loves Taco Bell tier list. Now the first person we have up is Ethan Klein.

2:38:15Now Ethan Klein is from Santa, but he's also a brother, you know, so I would put him in Mexican to be honest. Now the

2:38:24next person is one of my favorites, the honiker. You need to leave.

2:38:30I think I'm missing a category for terrorist sympathizer.

2:38:33I'm kidding. It's I'm just kidding. In Minecraft. in Minecraft. Now, obviously, he's going to go and loves Taco Bell,

2:38:39right, chat? [ __ ] you, chat. I've told you this 50 billion times. Although Taco Bell is owned by Yum Brands and invest

2:38:47in Israeli startups, the Baja Blast and the Cantina Chicken Cassidy are [ __ ]

2:38:52Go it. Okay. A chat, you make me so angry. Mom, where's my [ __ ] chicken? Uh, hey guys, it's Comrade Casey,

2:39:01also known as Northstar Radio. This Hassan clip is taken completely out of context. Hassan doesn't hate his mom,

2:39:11nor does anyone cook chicken for him. Hey guys,

2:39:16the [ __ ] screen's messed up. You guys can't even see the [ __ ] video. Oh my god. Oh, damn it.

2:39:23I totally ruined the whole experience for you guys. You guys are missing out on the windows on windows. Damn it.

2:39:29[ __ ] I'm so sorry, guys. They're seeing the denims part though, which is just they could see the denims part. Uh, I I got to replace some of this for you guys then.

2:39:39It's Taco Bell, right?

2:39:40Chat, [ __ ] you, chat. I've told you this 50 billion times. Although Taco Bell is owned by Yum Brands and invest in

2:39:48Israeli startups. The Baja Blast and the Cantina Chicken CD are [ __ ] going. Okay. A chat, you make me so angry. Mom,

2:39:56where's my [ __ ] chicken? Uh, hey guys. It's comrade Casey,

2:40:02also known as Northstar Radio. This Hassan clip is taken completely out of context. Hassan doesn't hate his mom,

2:40:12nor does anyone cook chicken for him.

2:40:14Hey guys, it's critical. This video is better than Delane on a chocolate ice cream sundae. flower bed of Domino's

2:40:22pizzas getting serenated by a mariachi band made entirely of raccoons and tuxedos. It's more satisfying than peeling the plastic off of brand.

2:40:31All right. All right. All right. That's enough. All right. Then I get into actually some personal details at the end of that. But yeah, that's the issue application video.

2:40:38That was awesome. I can I [ __ ] love the layers.

2:40:40Thanks, man. Yeah. My favorite was impersonating denims. I thought that was really fun.

2:40:46you. The Dennis part was great because it was like the whole NPC thing. Just sitting there blinking, staring at the camera. Just you just nailed it. Really?

2:40:54Thank you so much.

2:40:55I guess I can see why you got the interview.

2:40:58Well, honestly, I don't think the video really helped very much. I think they like the iceberg a lot, which is which was the main which was the main motivator there. All right, we're about to jump into our actual segment here.

2:41:08We're doing some rejection stories. Did I miss any donation incentives, by the way? No, we're only at 5565 right now.

2:41:16Okay, let me make sure.

2:41:18Technically, you need to chat wax your chest.

2:41:20Oh [ __ ] I got Let's hold off on that for a second. Okay,

2:41:25let's space on my limit. God, the candles, the bottle candle smell is really in my [ __ ] face now. It hasn't even been that long. It's really strong.

2:41:33Um, let me get my Is it giving Gu?

2:41:35It's giving Gu, man, I'm about to stories. Thanks, Felix. Yeah, you got it. Thank you so much,

2:41:42Felix. [ __ ] [ __ ] I knew he was going to like really do really well with the spicy chip compared to me. He didn't It didn't affect him at all.

2:41:51He just I knew this was going to happen. I also He was like, "Alex, I really got to be a part of this. Like, you're going to make me look so bad."

2:41:59But then he was also like kind of nervous leading up to it. Like he was afraid it wasn't going to be as easy to do as the gummy bears. But then he just took it at like nothing happened. Oh [ __ ] the whole time.

2:42:12All right. Who has a good rejection story here? Is which is that why you're in the call right now? Yeah, that's that's why I'm here.

2:42:20All right. One second. Let me get uh Mad Man's camera ready. And I have some music. I have some rejection story music for us.

2:42:29I don't know if you can see the the stream right now, Mad Man, but you and I are sitting right next to each other and we're on a little fancy Italian dinner date. Oh, wonderful. I'm I'm watching you set it up right now. Great.

2:42:41All right, let's play some special music for story times. One second here.

2:42:50Should I flip my camera so I'm looking at you at the table or you got that?

2:42:53Uh, yeah, you can flip it. That'd be fun. Can you? I think I can.

2:42:58I was going to say it looks kind of weird with you guys looking away from each other at the same table. You look mad at each other.

2:43:06Let's see. See if that works.

2:43:10Oh, yeah. Let me fix the camera. There we go.

2:43:16I love you, mad man.

2:43:20All right, let me lower the music a little bit.

2:43:24No, I'll switch it back. What are you doing?

2:43:26Oh, was it? Oh, okay. I didn't It didn't wasn't showing it. It wasn't showing up to my side. Okay. All right. I got it. It's like Mission Impossible.

2:43:33This is fun. All right. But can you make a kissy face? I'm going to see if I can try to kiss you. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

2:43:40That work. Okay.

2:43:50We're We're joined today by a witch from PA. Witch, tell us your rejection story.

2:43:56All right. Um, so I have a story where I rejected someone and a story where I got rejected. I'll let you pick which one you want to hear, Alex.

2:44:06I'd love to hear both. Let's hear both. All right, cool.

2:44:11All right, cool. I will go with the one um where I got rejected first. All right,

2:44:20cuz there's a fun twist at the end.

2:44:26And then I can't see myself on Discord.

2:44:28Is my video okay and stuff? I tested before I fine. I'm just showing me and Madman on the on the screen.

2:44:34No, that's completely fine. Just wanted to make sure I was good. Take it away, Witch. Witch.

2:44:39Okay, so some folks might know me from Girl with a Microphone stream.

2:44:45I told an infamous story about someone fornicating with a rotisserie chicken.

2:44:53And there was one point before the rotisserie chicken where I thought,

2:44:58"Wow, I've had enough of retail management. I want to go do something else."

2:45:07So, I decided to apply at a different retailer and step down for management.

2:45:16And I was like, "Okay, I'll have so much more like more free time, less stress.

2:45:22It'll be great." I walked into this interview and I was so confident that um that I was going to nail it and get it.

2:45:31Um and I had the interviewer he heing and hahaing and I just I thought I was really charming. Thought I did a really good job, right?

2:45:48So, sorry I had a little bit of weird feedback. Uh,

2:45:53but so I get a call the next day and it turns out that uh I got rejected and it

2:46:01wasn't a normal like, hey, we went with someone else. They told me about myself. Oh boy. They like gave you feedback.

2:46:10Yeah, they gave me feedback about like my demeanor and stuff. Wow. I mean, and that's jarring.

2:46:18Yeah. Yeah. Especially an interview, please. Yeah. Right. Right. Right. Right. So,

2:46:24um, so they they had told me that I had just, um, they' they kind of just picked apart like, um,

2:46:32like how I spoke a little bit and it was it was really uncomfortable and I was like, "Wow, I thought I I thought I was really good at handling rejection, but it turns out I I wasn't."

2:46:42Um but the twist of this one is um a couple actually a couple weeks ago

2:46:51uh there was an incident at that very specific grocery store um where there

2:46:58was like police and SWAT team called out to it and it turns out someone showed up there

2:47:06with a firearm and like was threatening to harm people with

2:47:12And then he escaped within the facility and he was hiding in the rafters.

2:47:22Hold on. I just want to understand. So he was hiding in the rafter of the store that you applied to. Yeah.

2:47:27So So you locked out in you getting rejected and that you weren't in the store when when a lunatic came in the store. Exactly. Madman. Madman, you get it.

2:47:36Nice. Well, I mean worked out in your favor in the long run.

2:47:40Yeah, in the long run I did not have to have that trauma, so that's a plus.

2:47:46But you had the trauma from the feedback from the from the uh from the interview,

2:47:49which is just a weird thing. I mean, I guess maybe they were trying to be helpful or were they just trying to be jerks? I think they were trying to be helpful.

2:47:58Um but like upon noticing um like thinking back to how the interview me went um I don't think there was a single woman that worked.

2:48:08Oh, okay. There you go.

2:48:11No. Um so I might write an article about how the entire Aldi's franchise are misogynist. No, I'm just kidding.

2:48:19But you know, there could be a correlation between the person going in there with a firearm and it being a a boy club. little bit of uh little bit of

2:48:28toxic masculinity existing in that retail establishment. Maybe I can only imagine how that situation got handled if it was like there wasn't

2:48:36a single woman in like any sort of position of power. I bet it was chaos. That's probably why the guy got lost,

2:48:43right? That's a wild story. Uh which I'm glad you weren't in in that situation. And maybe it was a blessing in disguise, right?

2:48:50Yeah, maybe a little bit morbid, I realize. But uh my other one's funnier.

2:48:55All right. Yeah. Yeah. Go for it. I have a um we're about to hit 1:00. I also have a dating story or a rejection story. Yeah.

2:49:02Like the shared, but go for it, witch. Let's hear it.

2:49:06Okay, cool. Um this one's actually it's pretty quick. Um when I was working uh

2:49:13at another place uh same place I was at before, same retailer. Um one of the gentlemen that stock shelves became

2:49:22rather attached to me. And I'm a very very nice person who um has a hard time telling people to uh that they're making me uncomfortable.

2:49:34And um so he started getting me uh like gifts like he would get me like a little stuffed animal here and there. Um he

2:49:42would get like a sippy cup for my daughter. Like just random things but like that were kind of intimate gifts

2:49:49that I didn't know how to interpret. I don't know if it's maybe because I'm autistic or what it was, but um I I

2:49:56genuinely really just thought we were friends.

2:50:00, 50 minutesAnd then um one day I'm working I'm working at selfch checkckout and this this boy comes up to me and he and

2:50:09he starts off asking me out by telling me that I should watch this Jordan Peterson video that he uh saw last night. I'm not joking.

2:50:21And I feel really bad and this is the only time I've ever done this to someone, but I laughed. I I laughed in his face.

2:50:28And I said, "That's actually really funny. That guy like you watched it as a joke, right?" And he was like, "No,

2:50:36there are a lot of people out there that really support this dude." Like unironically. Yeah.

2:50:41Yeah. And I like I thought everybody just also thought he had brainworms.

2:50:47Wait, when was this with Jordan Peterson? Because he was on the show once. So, how long ago was it?

2:50:54This was in 2024. Recent.

2:50:59Yeah. Yeah, they really Yeah. Yeah. Like I gave I gave the guy a warning. I was like, "Hey, be careful what content you consume. I don't want you to get pulled down a pipeline."

2:51:09Yeah. Well, that was nice of you.

2:51:12So, I tried. Um, unfortunately, well, I guess fortunately, uh, he ended up quitting and moving to a different facility. Um, got a girlfriend and has a really good job now, so he's doing okay.

2:51:24Well, good for him. Well, good for him. Yeah.

2:51:28All righty. So, before this time runs out here, we're almost at our next uh big activity. We're doing H3 Jeopardy

2:51:36live in 10 minutes, you guys. So, in the meantime, I want to share u I've never shared this story before. I often share like some know personal life story

2:51:44sometimes rejection stories. Um this is one I just remembered while I was thinking of stories last night. So um here it is. This is this is my history

2:51:53with uh dating apps and one very painful rejection that happened during that brief period of time. Um so most of my life at my adult life I've been in a

2:52:02long-term relationship. There's only been two points in my adult life where I've been single. It it was at the start of 2020 and right now. So, at the start

2:52:10of 2020, you know, I was like thinking about, you know, doing dating apps for a while because I've never really been like a dater type of person. So, um, a

2:52:18few months into the pandemic, I decided to download a dating app. I I downloaded a few. I downloaded Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge. All three of which I had pretty

2:52:26much the same experience. You know, I would um get very few likes, and the matches I would match up with were people I was uninterested in. The

2:52:34conversations were terrible and it was just very like a low quality kind of uh dating experience. However, on Bumble one day, Oh, thank you so much for the

2:52:42donation. That was Oh, I'm blocking that. AB Star Killer donated $100. Dude,

2:52:48thank you so much, man. Shout outs to AB.

2:52:52Um, so yeah. So, one day I actually do get the chance to meet a match up with someone that I'm really interested in.

2:52:59like they checked all my boxes and we're in the chat and we're hitting it off amazingly. So, u a few days into our conversation, we decide to meet up like,

2:53:06"Hey, um let's meet up somewhere halfway between where we live and she's like,

2:53:10"Oh, that sounds fantastic. This is where this is kind of where I want to go." I'm like, "Okay, cool." And so, um it's a day before we're supposed to meet

2:53:17up and she blocks me on Instagram and and the dating apps and I'm like, "What the hell? This is so perfect. What

2:53:25happened?" And I went full insult mode and I used the my food review uh Instagram page and I went and I mentioned I'm like hey like um why'd you

2:53:34block me? Like I thought we were hitting it off. What did I do wrong? And then she's all like oh I I wasn't ever serious about using dating apps. I was just using it as a confidence booster.

2:53:42I'm like what? I did not even know people use apps for this reason and dude that is so messed up.

2:53:49And yeah I'm like I I only use dating apps for like a few weeks afterwards.

2:53:53I'm like, I ain't I ain't ever going back to dating apps. It's just a soul crushing, extremely terrible experience if you're not like a certain someone that does well on those apps already.

2:54:02So, that is my experience with dating apps, dude. That is awesome. Thank you for sharing. Yeah.

2:54:10All righty, guys.

2:54:10I've never had anything good come dating up, so I get it. But yeah.

2:54:14All right. I think it's time for us to set up for a street Jeopardy. Mad man,

2:54:17please keep the audience entertained while I set everything up here.

2:54:21While you do that, maybe I'll tell I'll tell my story. I'll tell my my rejection story. All right.

2:54:27Okay. Uh well, which you you mentioned being autistic, so you you you'll relate to this as I am autistic as well. So, uh

2:54:33I went on a date once uh with this uh I'll say girl, we were all we were young back then. I think we were in our teen teenagers. And uh we went to see Robin

2:54:42Hood, Prince of Thieves, the the horrible Kevin Cosner Robin Hood movie where he they wouldn't let him do an accent cuz it was so bad. And um I don't

2:54:51know, we're watching the movie and I look over and she is crying at some point in the and I think there was maybe a sentimental part on the on in the on

2:55:00, 55 minutesthe screen or something and and I just looked over and I you know, of course I asked, "Are you okay? You know, what's going on?" And she was like, "Oh, no,

2:55:06no, I'm just, you know, uh feeling feeling the movie." And I was like, "Oh,

2:55:10you know, that's that's that's cool. You know, that's that's totally, you know,

2:55:13of course, you know, that's cool as long as you're okay, you know." And so, uh that was kind of the extent of it. I don't I don't remember exactly what I said. I think maybe I said that I

2:55:21appreciated that she was being sentimental or that she was at least what I meant to say was that I appreciated that she was being sentimental

2:55:29uh and uh and uh sensitive. So later on um she you know I get ghosted of course afterwards for some reason and uh I go

2:55:38to see our mutual friend and and I'm talking to her and my our mutual friend tells me she said well I I asked her you know what happened? Why did she go to

2:55:46me? Well, she said that you liked it when girls cried. What?

2:55:50Somehow what somehow what I said got misinterpreted to I liked it when girls cried when all I was trying to say was

2:55:58how I appreciated her sensitivity in the situation. So, uh I don't know how I didn't try and get diagnosed at that point because that was that was

2:56:06definitely an autistic communication error happening there. But, uh you know,

2:56:11it wasn't meant to be. And now I have a wonderful wife who understands me when I when I have conversations with her.

2:56:18Do you like it when she cries? I do not like it when she cries at all.

2:56:23Oh man. Yeah. Yeah. There's my big rejection story.

2:56:28Thanks for sharing, mad man. If you could also help me get in the participants for HGopy Live in here.

2:56:35Yes. Uh are they in the waiting room?

2:56:38I am not sure. I am setting up the OBS screens at the moment.

2:56:42All right, have fun, guys. I'll see you for just to impress.

2:56:45Thank you so much. I'll see you in a bit. Bye, witch.

2:56:50All right, make you can uh you can add them as well if that helps. Mad man,

2:56:56ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for donating to Palestine.

2:56:59We are setting up for our next activity here. I don't see anyone in the waiting room.

2:57:09All right. is at them.

2:57:18I think I missed this part in the in the tutorial. How to get people into the uh into the on air or are they in the waiting room? Oh, uh

2:57:25waiting. Oh, AB has messaged me. Want me to call before after? Oh, we could call right now. AB,

2:57:33let's go. AB Stariller in the house.

2:57:39I missed this part in the tutorial how to get people into the uh I can hear your voice for some reason. Somebody Yeah, I heard my voice as well.

2:57:47Somebody Oh, and religion and Cararissa, you're in here. We have one more participant,

2:57:58don't we? Or is it just the four of us? Let me give the link to AB here.

2:58:10Is AB playing H3 Jeopardy?

2:58:11No, he wants to call in and uh say something. Awesome. Amazing.

2:58:21All right, so how we doing, chat? Where where we at on the donations? $5,75. Amazing. Absolutely. Amazing.

2:58:27This is so great. HP family, you guys are the best. Seriously.

2:58:33Oh yeah, we need uh so it's it's madman beanie and unreligion, right? Does that I have that right in the spreadsheet here.

2:58:46Oh, do I get to play H3 Jeopardy? Yeah,

2:58:49I'm so excited. I thought I was just going to be like your co-host announcer in the uh over in the corner. And AB is here.

2:58:57Hello AB Stariller. How are you?

2:59:00, 59 minutesGood. What's going on? Not much. Not much. Just donating money for Palestine. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. I just got home.

2:59:07Let me uh I just need one second to set up my uh my camera.

2:59:11Sounds good. In the meantime, um while I'm still on the rejection stories screen, you will be next to me.

2:59:18Okay. Let me get that screen fixed up here.

2:59:25How's your day going, A?

2:59:28Good. We've been apartment hunting all day. Oh, how fun. Yeah, it's all right.

2:59:36Let's see. Okay,

2:59:39AB, you should look at houses in LA. I I pay what you pay for a whole house. Yeah, we were thinking about it. Um,

2:59:50okay. Get Rocky a little backyard.

2:59:53Yeah, that's that's one of the main appeals of a of a house for sure.

2:59:58That's why we did it. to get a backyard for our dog.

3:00:02That's cute. Yeah. It's another reason why I'm I'm like hesitant about moving downtown. Um

3:00:09I don't I don't know if it's the best for Roco. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay.

3:00:18So, I think my video should be good.

3:00:23Start it right there. Sorry, guys. I'm a boomer.

3:00:26Oh, take your time. I'm still setting up H Jeopardy on my end. Oh, there he is.

3:00:30There he is. Let me set up the cameras again really quick. Hello. AB, thank you. Thank you.

3:00:38Sorry, I got to change right now. It's uh it's Cararissa on the screen, but I want give me give me that AB.

3:00:48Hello, Cararissa. Madman and Alex, of course. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Hello, AB.

3:00:56All right. Maybe you're a little quiet. I am quiet. All right, give me a sec.

3:01:04I'm too stunned to speak.

3:01:08Yeah, Unreligion's always in AB's chats donating and stuff. When ABS confirmed,

3:01:14thank you. Appreciate you. How do I sound now? I sound sound good. Yeah, good now. Good. Yeah.

3:01:22What's up, chat? What's going on, AB?

3:01:25What's up? I see we have some similar mods.

3:01:27Yeah, we do. Yeah, the issue community loves participating in whatever they can to to be a part of the community.

3:01:34You want me to You want me to be uh in a green screen? I Yeah. Well, I mean, you don't have to. I mean,

3:01:41it's cool. It's cool like that. Look at this setup he's got.

3:01:47Oh, wow. It's It's like It's like like a shower curtain. Yeah, that is impressive.

3:01:54Yeah, let me uh key it out. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Filters filter.

3:02:03Let me I can zoom in a little bit so you don't see that. This looks so good.

3:02:09I have a I have a a light too. Give me one sec because you might have to re key if you're doing it now.

3:02:17Rocky has never seen this current. He's going a little crazy. All right, there we go.

3:02:24All right, AB, welcome in. Thank you. Happy to be here.

3:02:29Thanks again for uh letting me sit next to you during uh the show on Thursday.

3:02:34Of course. Yeah, it was nice to meet you. Thank you for the Dragon Ball Z card.

3:02:37We have $250 from Bellhap 13. Thank you so much for donating.

3:02:44Shout out. Oh, now I'm too big. Hold up.

3:02:47Okay. All right, did you just want to hang out and and watch this watch the show with us or did you want to did you have something to say?

3:02:53No, I I I I had no plan. Um I you mentioned that you were doing this and I said I wanted to support Hey, you want to be a part of HG

3:03:02Jeopardy? I'd love to see how you how you I could react. Yeah, I could react. Oh, you want to react? Okay, cool. Yeah, we'll just have you as a reactor here.

3:03:08We missing talking beanie. He's supposed to be in here participating with us as well. Let me message him on Beanie, where you at?

3:03:17You want to say hi?

3:03:21If not, we'll just do it the the four of us here. Wrong Discord channel. There we go.

3:03:31Alrighty. Um, Mad Man, please keep the audience entertained. Please feel free to ask Amy questions while he's in here.

3:03:37Let me set up H Jeopardy and we'll get started.

3:03:40Keep the audience entertained. Yes, that that was the worst that's that was the thing I was scared most about co-hosting, keeping the audience entertained, you know. So anyway,

3:03:52chat, how we doing over here? Where's Beanie? Where's Rocky? Can we see Rocky? I think Chat wants to see Rocky.

3:03:59I just had him up. Where'd he go? Rocky,

3:04:03I just texted Lena to grab him. He was just here. Rocky, can you bring me Rocky for a sec?

3:04:11He's off chasing the Sundays for dogs somewhere. Yeah, it is Sunday after all. It is.

3:04:18My dog loves that stuff. It is. It what what they say on the show. It is actually real. My dog loves that stuff. Sundays for dogs, everybody. So,

3:04:26have you tried to taste it?

3:04:28No. It smells like as Ethan says, it smells so bad. Yeah. Really? Yeah.

3:04:36But my dog does a little dance for it and everything. Look at Rocky.

3:04:39Oh, there he is talking beanie. I was just about to start without you. Hey, Rock.

3:04:46He's had an adventure weekend.

3:04:49I saw he made a new friend. I saw on Instagram he made a new friend. Adorable.

3:04:54Another Yorkie. The first one. First Yorkie we've seen that's smaller than him. He's so tiny.

3:05:04Oh, we received another $50 from the architect. Thank you so much, architect. Shout out architect. Look at Shark Beanie.

3:05:13Hello. I made it. Working. I'm good now.

3:05:19Look at this guy. What's up, Talking Beanie? What's up, AB?

3:05:24For those of you who don't know, Talking Beanie uh is an editor for me. I did not know that. That's amazing.

3:05:31I never have anything for him to edit,

3:05:32but we're working on it.

3:05:36So, yes, we're always working on it, but you're a little low. uh talking beanie. Unless that's just on my end.

3:05:45No, he's a little quiet. No, he's a little quiet. Yeah.

3:05:49Uh you can pump me up. Do you want me to green screen? Um no, it's it's all good. Yeah. I thought I would get dressed up.

3:05:56I think I should have been on the last segment.

3:06:00, 6 minutesYou like a waiter? Uh actually, hold on.

3:06:07I'm loving the bow tie. Bow ties are cool. There we go. AB,

3:06:13I've got this picture of me that I think you would appreciate. I was in the Lucasfilm archives.

3:06:18Oh, no way. Hold I used to work for I used to work for Lucasfilm, actually. I built the uh their collector's database back in the day and I used to work on the ranch.

3:06:26Oh, that's awesome.

3:06:26So, yeah. Anakin I I'm holding Anakin's lightsaber. Oh, hell yeah. That's really cool. Yeah. Yeah.

3:06:32Did you uh I'm always quiet.

3:06:34I was going to ask if you stole anything, but probably shouldn't ask you that on air.

3:06:38I did not. I did not. But I do have some stories. Okay.

3:06:42Yeah. Yeah. Cuz the archive is like it's like a museum but you can touch everything in there. Got it.

3:06:47One day one of the Backstreet Boys came in was playing with the Ewoks. It was pretty funny. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah.

3:06:52They're doing something in LA, aren't they? Like they're building Yeah. George Lucas is building a big uh movie museum downtown.

3:07:02Yeah. Uh it's like I don't know, you know, the history of film or something like that. Some big thing with all artifacts and everything. I don't know.

3:07:08There'll probably be a lot of Star Wars stuff in there. They do tours and everything like that. So, but uh yeah. Oh my god. Russ Cheney with $1,000.

3:07:17Holy crap, bro. We're not even doing a segment right now. This is like so underserved. I really appreciate Cheney. Wow. Legend.

3:07:24Russ the goat forever. Serious. Wow. Hey, Russ. I love you. What a king. That is very cool.

3:07:31I just wanted to say that. Just put that on the record.

3:07:33Yeah. Alex, that means you got to reach out to someone that you haven't spoken to in a very long time. It's gonna be real awkward. Oh boy.

3:07:40It's gonna be super awkward.

3:07:42All right, I got to set up two more cameras and then we'll we'll be good to start.

3:07:46I guess while he's setting that up, I just want to say uh I I I don't speak for all Arabs, of course, but I just or

3:07:52all Muslims, but I want to say uh it's awesome to see so many different people here from so many different backgrounds.

3:07:59And uh thank you guys all for doing this. It it means a lot. and is someone who, you know, hasn't been, uh, super involved his whole life. I've always

3:08:07cared about this, you know, what's going on. But, uh, this is the first time it it feels like everyone is paying attention. So, it it means a lot. So, thank you guys.

3:08:15Thank you. You're very much an inspiration for this whole thing. By the way, like I don't think I don't think we'd had as many participants willing to be here, talk

3:08:24about this, join this collab mod if it wasn't for you and uh, and H3 at all.

3:08:30No, thank you. Thank you guys for all the work you do. I'm glad you joined.

3:08:35Yeah. No, I'm I'm I'm honored to be here. Thanks for having me. And uh yeah,

3:08:39thank you. I know a lot of people here and I see a lot of people that are donating also donated to uh the fundraiser me and Lena did. So, thank you guys for showing up uh multiple

3:08:48times. Yeah, we got we got to do our part.

3:08:52Alex, we're at $7,000. You're going to have to wax your legs as well. So, get ready for that. I cannot believe we are so behind on the incentives now.

3:09:02I thought we were going to like be tapped out at the start here, but no, you guys the Asia community is strong.

3:09:07Yeah. No, I remember with run out of in like gold donate like things to make past that.

3:09:15Where are the incentives so far? The incentives are in the description.

3:09:19In the description. I have some secret if if we somehow for whatever reason make it past 10k I have some extreme

3:09:27extreme things past that but I feel like it's already getting pretty crazy. All right.

3:09:33Uh do you want me green screen about three hours maybe until uh 10 p.m.

3:09:40We hit the we hit the goal the uh the 5,000 goal in the first two hours.

3:09:45Okay. Yeah. You're probably going to have to shave your eyebrows, bro. I mean,

3:09:50well, I guess we'll have to wait and see. I am prepared. I'm I'm prepared,

3:09:54you know, and it's for a good cause, so I'm totally I'm totally chilling. Um I don't even want to say what what happens past 10,000, but we we'll cross that bridge when we get to it.

3:10:03You didn't want to say what happened past five. I did not.

3:10:08All right. So, let me give you guys the Jeopardy buzzer before we get started here. Yes. Oh. Um also, I'm Am I sharing my screen, by the way?

3:10:16I got everything.

3:10:18Dang it. A buzzer. Let me send you the buzzer really quick.

3:10:26That's saying you're going to have to shave your head eventually.

3:10:30Yes, that's the I think I set that for 35,000. I don't expect us to get there.

3:10:34I am currently in the dating market right now. So, I do not want to actually have a shaved head during that process.

3:10:41Um, just got some bleach or something. H Jeopardy participants, I have put the buzzer in the chat in the discord chat here. Um Oh,

3:10:50actually I have to make a room. Create game.

3:10:53Let me give you the room code. Do not share this with anyone. V.

3:11:01You can probably door dash some bleach.

3:11:03Yeah, I might have accidentally shared the screen. Just bleach it instead.

3:11:06All right. I got to be very careful not to share the code.

3:11:12Where are you putting it? I put it in the It's the six-digit number, right? The six-digit number. Okay.

3:11:20Carissa, we got Beanie.

3:11:22I tried to help with the cropping and I think I just made it worse.

3:11:25No, I I can fix it just cuz I'm sharing the screen now. Wait, where do I find the code?

3:11:35Uh the code is the sixdigit uh text in the on air channel. So you

3:11:43you see uh right above AB's name there's a bubble that says open chat. You click on that. Oh duh. Boomer. Thank you.

3:11:50All right. I'm sharing my screen. Let me know if you can hear the sound.

3:11:53I can't even ride Space Mountain without Dan ruining my vacation.

3:11:59Did you hear that? Mm- No. Oh, I'm not sharing my screen, idiot.

3:12:09It's okay. We're only 11 12 minutes behind schedule, so we're chilling.

3:12:13I appreciate your patience. Thank you for waiting for me. All right. Got my buzz.

3:12:18Came in to stall a little bit and I was like, "Thank God.

3:12:22I don't know how well of a job I'm doing, but Oh, you did. You're doing great.

3:12:26Better than me. I'm the co-host, so it's all right. It's all right.

3:12:34I just want to say I am so proud of the uh the family and I think uh AB I think you know I think you agree it's all

3:12:42about love right like all of this stuff it's all about just you know being kind to each other and loving each other and treating everybody with with respect and

3:12:49love and and uh I'm so glad that uh we're doing so well on this this stream today. So absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely.

3:13:00, 13 minutesThere's nothing worse than like uh I mean of course all the atrocities and the genocide that's going on but feeling like like uh you don't have a voice is

3:13:09so disheartening and I don't think a lot of people understand that just um you know showing that we care that you know

3:13:18people in Palestine just knowing that the world is starting to pay attention it it gives them hope which is you know it's so meaningful to them. It's everything. Um.

3:13:32Hope. That's the only way we're going to fix any of this. Let's keep it hope alive, people. Right.

3:13:38I mean, this morning I was watching a Tik Tok live of someone in Gaza just cooking and with sticks and fire and you could hear like babies in the background

3:13:46just running around. I mean, it was just horrible.

3:13:49Yeah. Yeah. It's I mean, just this morning. I mean, it's every day, you know. Yeah. No, it's it's tough.

3:13:55Talk my brother, Lena's brother and then my sister-in-law, they're in Lebanon right now with Lena's parents and they were

3:14:02she's Palestinian and her she has a lot of family in Gaza and in the West Bank and uh she really wanted to see him but

3:14:10she's obviously can't go right now. It's just it's [ __ ] That sucks. That's crazy. Yeah.

3:14:20we're doing our best. Everyone here already. Did you guys We're doing good. We're We're over $7,000 right now. Yep.

3:14:27That's insane. Thank you guys so much for donating. All right, so I see Beanie, Chris, and Mad Man. I see you in the game room. Yes.

3:14:35Who am I missing here?

3:14:43I am not confident. I don't know why I'm not confident in it, but I'm I'm I'm going to give it my all.

3:14:51All right. I think I'm good. I'm really nervous. Unreligant.

3:14:54Unreligious. You have not entered the buzzen room yet. Oh, shoot. I didn't know about this. I think I'm going to do the worst.

3:15:02I think I feel like you all probably going to do the best if I had to guess. Who's that? Unreligion. Yeah. Wait, what?

3:15:10Based off of like how long you've been a fan of the show, I have the most faith in you.

3:15:14I know. I know. I know. I I really I don't want to I don't want to even jinx anything.

3:15:23Yeah. So, who who's feeling confident in this in this uh competition? I think no one.

3:15:32Yeah. No one's feeling confident.

3:15:35It would require getting into the head of Alex the fiction to figure out um how he pulled questions.

3:15:42If you were to play, how confident would you be? Uh,

3:15:50I think I mean for play I think I mean I've been there for five years. I do zone out sometimes so we'll see.

3:15:58I'll if you guys if no one knows the answer maybe I could answer.

3:16:02Yeah. Like a bonus round. I don't want to mess up. That would be awesome. That's a great idea.

3:16:07I'm I'm in this. I'm in this. I think it'd be the other day when you were like, "Oh, I forgot I was actually on the show because you took that gummy."

3:16:14That was amazing. It's hilarious.

3:16:16[ __ ] It's one of those things where I'm like, I'm going to be too anxious just thinking about it, so I'm just going to say it.

3:16:23Sometimes it's the best option. That's usually the option I go with.

3:16:28Sorry, guys. OBS is looking yellow circle that says locked. Yeah, the button is locked right now. Got it.

3:16:36Thank you for the $25. I think you got us all lined up. Oh.

3:16:44Ah, sorry. This OBS is just going crazy.

3:16:47I think I have No, this is a lot. This is this is a lot to coordinate on your own. So, I give you credit. Thanks, man.

3:16:54Or even, you know, I don't know how many people are working behind the scenes on this, but we have a lot of people working behind the scenes. Yeah. Good job, though.

3:17:00, 17 minutesThis is Yeah. Killing it, Alex.

3:17:06I see Julia. I see Katie in chat. H3 chill, Lana and Mooney. These are all some of my most loyal viewers.

3:17:14appreciate you guys for being here.

3:17:17I They were here before me. I'm not saying they're here because of me. Say hi. The HD Galaxies is amazing thing, right?

3:17:24When when anyone's streaming, you can go into the chat and and see so many people that you know. It's it's like uh it's like living in a small city.

3:17:33The H3 galaxy. I've never heard it described that way. Yeah. Yeah. That's what the orbiters call. Yeah.

3:17:39All right. I finally have it set up. Can you guys hear the uh this Can you ride Space Mountain without Dan ruining my vacation here? All right, here we go. Very good.

3:17:49The buzzers buzzing.

3:17:52Uh I see everyone in the buzzing being cut off. Cut off there.

3:17:57Let's have AB as a floating head. Hell yeah. All righty. Let's get started.

3:18:03That's a Hello everyone. Welcome to H3 Jeopardy Live. Let's introduce today's participants. Uh, Madman, introduce

3:18:10yourself. What is your role in the community? Uh, I'm Madman and I host H3 last week. Uh, recap show that I do every week,

3:18:18recapping the previous week of H3. Awesome. Very good. Talking Beanie.

3:18:22I'm Talking Beanie. Uh, you can call me Beanie. And, uh, I'm pretty much everywhere I can be to help anyone out.

3:18:29Uh I edit for AB also a moderator and uh helping out with today's uh

3:18:37amazing uh show slashf fundraiser for Palestine. And I just like to be uh

3:18:44active and I love this uh community. I love everyone here and I'm so happy that everybody showed up.

3:18:51Thank you very much. Beanie Carissa,

3:18:55I am just a big fan of the show. Been watching for several years. I was always kind of a silent fan, never talking to anyone. Just kind of joined the

3:19:02community a few months ago and have made met so many amazing people. I'm having such a great time and I'm really excited to be here today.

3:19:10And last but not least, unreligion.

3:19:12The same as Carissa. I'm I've been a silent fan for years, but just a fan. Big fan.

3:19:18Also very good. And you also um you called into the show once.

3:19:22Yes, I did. I did call into the first live stream and I blew it.

3:19:27Yeah, apparently your Discord audio wasn't working so they just hung up on you.

3:19:31It was echoing cuz I didn't know like I didn't even use Discord at the time. I think I downloaded it for that and it was echoing and I just panicked and I hung up and they ran out of time. So,

3:19:43It's all good. It's all good. I'm glad I didn't do it because I'm like honestly I would have been too nervous. So,

3:19:49I understand. All righty. So, let's get started. Oh, and of course we're we're have a special guest here, AB, who's going to be witnessing Issue Jeopardy

3:19:57live. AB, would you like to say anything?

3:20:00, 20 minutesYeah. Uh, hi. I'm just I'm I'm here I'm just here to keep an eye on Alex the fiction. Yes.

3:20:07I'm afraid he may be Milhouse. I'm just making sure. I've heard that, too.

3:20:11They're not the same They're not the same person.

3:20:13All right. Who knows? We've never been in the same room. I guess only time will tell. Let's introduce today's categories.

3:20:23I made this uh as simple as possible. Uh we have crew members,

3:20:29H3 super fans, pets of the show, Zack soundboard,

3:20:35recurring jokes, and backgrounds. Oh my god, thank you Usuiverse for $25. Um so

3:20:42yeah, let's start it off with um Mad Man. Since you are my co-host, why don't you kick off the board? All right. Uh,

3:20:50let's see. Let's go. Recurring jokes for 200, please, Alex.

3:20:54Recurring jokes for 200. The podcast has begun uploading videos on the videos tab. Ethan calls them this. So, now the

3:21:02buzzer's unlocked, and you guys can now click the buzzer to buzz. Unreligious VOD on demand. That's right. VOD on demand. And you,

3:21:11that's 200 points. This is so cool. I've never done this live. And it works.

3:21:15Look, the points work. All right. on religion. Please take it away. Okay, let's go. Crew members for 600.

3:21:24Crew members for 600.

3:21:27This crew member is a station out of Vancouver. Cararissa,

3:21:33who is Gallalia? And I actually am in Vancouver right now, too. So, pretty excited that I got this question. Cararissa,

3:21:42I'm going to do Pets of the Show for 400. Pets of the show for 400.

3:21:49This dog was a stray dog in Dallas,

3:21:51Texas. The original owner had to give up this dog due to their mother's allergies to the dog standard. Madman,

3:21:59who is Olive? That's correct. Olive. I didn't know that.

3:22:06That's the show. That was 400 points for Mad Man. All right, Mad Man, take it away.

3:22:11Let's go. Let's go. H3 Super Fans for 600. H3 Super Fans for 600.

3:22:18the daily double. Unfortunately, Mad Man, you only have 400 points. So, the best we can do here is just do a normal Jeopardy 600 point board. Let's see what your question is.

3:22:28This H Superman has won two H3 themed music remix competitions. Who is Felix the Law Man?

3:22:35That's correct. 600 points for you, Mad Man. All right, Mad Man, take it away. All right, let's go. Um,

3:22:45let's go. Pets of the Show 600.

3:22:46Pets of the Show for 600. This dog is named after the iconic franchise from the 70s uh from the 70s featuring Sylvester Stallone.

3:22:57Madman, who is Rocky? Correct.

3:23:03All right, let's go. Pets of the show for 800. Pets of the show for 800.

3:23:15Carissa was milk. Correct.

3:23:22Impressive guys. Uh let's do uh recurring jokes for 400. Recurring jokes for 400.

3:23:31Much of the chagrin of the AC audience even takes every opportunity to talk about this.

3:23:36Carissa or watches. It's watches.

3:23:42I'm like, so many things. Really like I agree. Um, let's do recurring jokes for 600.

3:23:51Recurring jokes for 600. Nate annoys Ethan every time this happens. Mad man.

3:23:59Uh, he says, "You're welcome." No, that is incorrect. Uh, that is was this was for 600us 600.

3:24:06Don't forget whenever you get a question wrong, you lose points. Uh, Beanie.

3:24:11I I was going to say whenever he goes on a tangent. That is incorrect. I Yeah, now I know the answer.

3:24:19The correct answer is whenever Philly Drops. Jeez.

3:24:25They kind of stole that gag from me, but yeah.

3:24:29All righty. Uh, who was on the board here? I think it was Cararissa. Carissa, take it away. Yeah,

3:24:37sure. Uh, let's go simple. Let's do crew members for 200. Crew members for 200.

3:24:44This crew member is also known as undead mummy. Madman, who is tomorrow? Mad Man. Oh my god.

3:24:52I'm wearing my Tomorrow T-shirt today. Oh, sick. Love it. So good. All right, Madman. Take it away.

3:24:59All right, let's go. Crew members for 400. Crew members for 400. This crew member has a twin.

3:25:06Mad Man, who is Morgan? Correct. I was like, wait,

3:25:16Right, right, right. I learned that the same time as you guys.

3:25:19Some of us knew it from following her uh her Instagram back in the day. Oh, okay. All right.

3:25:25She's in her sister's in the Bow Bow Bow video. All right. Uh, crew members for 800. Crew members for 800.

3:25:32This crew member took the sexual euphoria mood gummy then proceeded to watch Harry Potter. Madman, who's AB?

3:25:39It's AB. True. Thanks. It was a lovely experience.

3:25:47Madman. Let's go. Crew members for a thousand. Crew members for 10,000.

3:25:53Alex, the fiction's favorite crew member. Carissa. Oh, I got to hear this. Who is Olivia?

3:25:59It's Olivia. Hope you're okay with that answer. A I'm okay. I thought you were always talking [ __ ] about Olivia, though. I heard Papa

3:26:06No, no, no, no. Don't say that. It's not true.

3:26:09Papa Gut said that you always say she's too woke or something.

3:26:13Never [ __ ] happened. I can't How did it reach you, AB? I heard this would happen.

3:26:20God, I he says it so often that I'm I was guessing that it was a meme. At first, I'm like, why would he say that?

3:26:26But then when he said it like three more times within a 10-minute span, I was like, "Oh, this must be amazing."

3:26:31Well, it stems from, so this is what happened. I had Papa on my show. I wanted to talk about the crew members and I want to give him like an H quiz.

3:26:39And I was always curious what his thoughts on Olivia were because for whatever reason, I had the impression that he didn't like Olivia cuz uh I thought he thought Olivia was V is what I thought.

3:26:50So he's twisted that and he thinks I think Olivia's too old.

3:26:54Gotcha. Mad Olivia supposed to come by tonight actually.

3:26:57Oh, fantastic. Please tell her about this. Nice. I'm not gonna let her see you. Damn.

3:27:03Broke my heart that I didn't get I didn't my one time in the studio did not get to see you. Anyh who, no, mad man. Take it away.

3:27:11Oh, was it me? I thought I thought someone got that right. It was me.

3:27:14Oh, it's Carissa. I'm sorry, Chris. Go for it. Carissa.

3:27:17Yeah. Um, so I'm going to do Zach's soundboard for 400.

3:27:20Zach's soundboard. So, it's very important you're able to listen to the sound bites here. So, uh, did you say 200? 400.

3:27:28400. So, the way Zach soundboard works is I play the sound by, you tell me who it's from. Zach board for 400.

3:27:36You're a fun sucker. Oh, and there we go. Talking beanie.

3:27:43That is uh I I'm spacing on her name.

3:27:47That is Keemstar's uh wonderful uh girl, daughter. Oh, friend. Close.

3:27:55Close enough. The Her name is Brantley. Brantley. Yes. Brantley. All right. Talking beanie. Shout out to Brantley.

3:28:03You're still in the negatives here.

3:28:04Let's see if you can uh pick up the pace.

3:28:06I got to I got to pull here. Okay. Let's do uh let's do Zach Soundboard for 800. Zach Soundboard for 800.

3:28:15It's 14 pages. Mad Man. Uh Dark Viper. Correct.

3:28:26Let's go. Let's go. Recurring jokes for 800. Recurring jokes for 800.

3:28:33Ever since AB unlocks his true potential, he does this whenever when never they talk about denims.

3:28:40Madman covers his mouth.

3:28:42Correct. I can't I'm surprised some are AB focused. Well, A's in here.

3:28:49I'm surprised Denims didn't respond to that.

3:28:52It was too powerful, A. It's too powerful. It may have been.

3:28:55She probably did respond, but just sat there and stared at the camera like she always does. Like a Well, I don't know. Maybe I I was thinking maybe she was legally advised. Oh,

3:29:04maybe. Or or or maybe or maybe it was just like, damn, he he exposed my one trick. Maybe I should just not I think she just forgot to react as she was watching it.

3:29:14Maybe. All right, mad man. Let's go. Uh, let's go. Oh, let's go. Backgrounds for 200.

3:29:22Backgrounds for 200. So, I'm going to show an image of a background and you tell me what it's from.

3:29:30Mad Man. Off the rails. Correct. All right. Take it away, mad man.

3:29:38Let's go. Backgrounds for 400. Backgrounds for 400. Talking beanie.

3:29:47That is the uh content court.

3:29:52That's correct. That's the content court. Uh let's go. Recurring jokes for 1,000.

3:30:00, 30 minutesRecurring jokes for 1,000.

3:30:04Zach does this very often whenever Tom Ward talks. Madman. See, play one of Tom Ward's covers.

3:30:13That's right.

3:30:151,00 I'm the I'm the live audience, baby.

3:30:24Let's go. Uh, let's go. H3 Super Fans for 400.

3:30:27H3 Super Fans for 400. The Super Fans username really tickled Ela when she read out the username. Carissa was Grape Tickler.

3:30:38Correct. Oh, I didn't know that one.

3:30:40Grape Tickler is here, by the way. I don't know if they're still in chat, but uh what's up, homie?

3:30:47Grape Tickler definitely donated earlier, so did Thank you, Grape Tickler. Grape Tickler.

3:30:51Someone in chat said, "Is AB watching this and realizing how weirdly parasocial we all are?" No.

3:30:59Except when Alex said, "Some of us have been following Morgan." I was like, "Okay, no, I'm kidding." What?

3:31:05No, that was me. That wasn't Alex. To be fair, that was me. I'll take the I'll take the credit for that one.

3:31:08Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Gotcha. I would never talk.

3:31:10She's got a funny Instagram. She's got a really funny Instagram. Yeah. No, she's she's great. I believe that was Cararissa.

3:31:19Yes. Um, let's do uh H3 Super Fans for 800. H3 Super Fans for 800.

3:31:27This married couple watches H3 podcast every day to see if Ethan talked about them. Madman, who are the Jos?

3:31:35That's correct. I don't know anymore. That was a good one, Alex.

3:31:43Thank you. Uh, let's go. H3 super fans for 10,00.

3:31:47H3 super fans for 10,00. This Asia super fan harassed Ethan and Ela for months in the hopes of receiving a Teddy Fresh hat.

3:31:55Carissa. Who is Papa Gut? Correct.

3:32:06Uh, let's do HC Super Fans for 200. H super fans for 200. This super van was an H3 fan channel dedicated to relaxing and easy listening moments of the H3 podcast.

3:32:17Carissa was H3 chill. Correct.

3:32:22I thought it was going to be your own channel. No. Okay, I see you. Um we'll do uh backgrounds for 600.

3:32:30Backgrounds for 600. Talking beanie.

3:32:37That is uh the I H3 TV.

3:32:41That's correct. Oh, it also accepted off the rails. It's also some of the off the rails backgrounds sometimes.

3:32:50All right, take it away, Beanie.

3:32:51Uh let's do let's do backgrounds for 1,00.

3:32:55Backgrounds for 1,00. Sorry, let me readjust OBS. One second. Oh [ __ ] did I ruin it? Oh no, no, it's just had a right click. All right, cool.

3:33:05Uh, backgrounds for 1,00. Uh, let me pull up that buzzer.

3:33:11All right, we're good. Backgrounds for 10,000. Talking beanie.

3:33:21Is that after dark?

3:33:22That's after dark. I believe this is the one AB set up. Andrew and painted. I mean, you drew that?

3:33:28Yeah, I actually just threw him away the other day.

3:33:30Damn. It sucks that they only used it for like 20 episodes. Why would you do that?

3:33:36I know. I had him for so long because I was trying to I was trying to save space. Uh,

3:33:42okay. All right, that's fine. Uh, let's do uh I'm feeling good about backgrounds. I'm going to do backgrounds for 800. Backgrounds for 800.

3:33:51Oh, come on. Carissa, what is frenemies?

3:33:58I don't know why I I don't know why I did that. I was like, "What the [ __ ] am I looking at?"

3:34:03I mean, I would have known the answer anyway, so everyone would have got that. That was too easy. Yeah, that was a really easy one. Um, we'll do Zach's soundboard for 200.

3:34:11Zach Soundboard for 200. That's so scary.

3:34:17Carissa is J. Shetty. Correct. Uh,

3:34:26we'll do Zach Sour for 600. Zack Sour for 600.

3:34:313,200 DPI Carissa.

3:34:37This is Dance Mouse. That's right. Um, pets of the show for 200.

3:34:45Pets of the show 200.

3:34:48This pet scratched Ethan's favorite watch. Madman. Chief. Correct. It's Chief.

3:35:00, 35 minutesUh, let's go. Pets of the show for 10,00. Pets of the show for 10,000. Gallalia's dog's name.

3:35:10I met this dog. I don't even know the name. I forgot the name. All right. No one. It's a really cute dog.

3:35:15Even I I think it's like Tiger or something. I forgot I forgot the name, too.

3:35:22Sorry, Galia. All right. Let's see our last question here. Zach Sombard for 10,000. Wait, was it tiger? I think so.

3:35:30So thick. I think that's right. You have to know that, Alex. What was it? What was it? Play this on. I'll play it again. So thick.

3:35:40No buzzins. You guys don't know this one. All right, that's Bel Deline.

3:35:49All righty. That's the first Jeopardy board, ladies and gentlemen. Let's see where our points are. All right.

3:35:53It's actually kind of close between two people. Here we have Carissa with 6,800,

3:35:57talking beanie with 1,800, Unreligion with 200, and Madan with 5,600.

3:36:02It's still Let's head into double jeopardy.

3:36:07Another batch of very fun and exciting categories. Let's take a look at them.

3:36:11We have distorted, we have pictures, you can hear, we have famous guests, we have Hu Productions,

3:36:21and infamous guests. So, let's kick it off with unreligion. Unreligion. Uh, pick something off the board.

3:36:27Um, okay. I wait. Pictures you can hear.

3:36:31All right. So, the way pictures you can hear works is I'm going to show you a picture and you let me know what sound it's making. Did you say 400? Um,

3:36:39sure. Yeah. Yeah. 400.

3:36:42Unreligion. You currently have Well, I guess you have less points than what the value was. So, this is going to be worth 400 points. And this question is just for you.

3:36:53That's not supposed to happen. Let's just give you the 400 points anyway. Wait, what is it?

3:36:58I I I glitched. It glitched out. It was supposed to Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

3:37:02We'll give you the points anyway. Uh the board's still here as unreligent.

3:37:06Oh. Um let's do pictures you can hear 800. Pictures you can hear for 800.

3:37:10I can't see the board, so that's the only one I know right now. What is this picture saying?

3:37:17What is uh based? I forgot I had to buzz in.

3:37:24I hear uh base. Amazing delivery by her, I must say.

3:37:32Incredible. Chrissa, let's do H H3 Productions for 1,200. HH Productions for,200.

3:37:40Uh, this YouTuber doxed Post Malone. Madman. Who is Ethan Klein?

3:37:47It is not Ethan Klein.

3:37:51The correct answer is I know it.

3:37:54Oh, go for it. A Jake Paul. Yeah, Jake Paul. It's Jake Paul. Oh, wow. Every day, bro.

3:38:02I remember that now. I remember that. I believe the board's still here. When he went up to his house, he's like, "Did you buy my merch?

3:38:10Oh my gosh, that's great.

3:38:14Uh Cararissa, I leave yours in the board.

3:38:17Okay. Um well, let's do um famous guests for 800. Famous guest for 800.

3:38:27Carissa, you currently have 7,600 points. How much would you like to wager?

3:38:32Let's do um 1500.

3:38:39All right, 1500. Let's see what your question.

3:38:44This person was the number one most subscribed to YouTuber for a long time. Who is PewDiePie?

3:38:54Correct. Is PewDiePie. All right. Amazing. Go for it.

3:39:02Um, let's do a famous guest for 400. Famous guest for 400. One of Ethan's most famous guest ever.

3:39:10They made music together and discussed surviving the apocalypse together. Chissa, who was Post Malone,

3:39:17right? Real quick, sorry, Alex to interrupt. Are you streaming through OBS?

3:39:26If you put a Cuz some people in the chat are saying that the notifications are really loud. Oh, okay. I have a I have a plugin to to change the master volume on that. Sorry, guys.

3:39:36Yeah, if you throw a limiter on, it's just a simple way to All right. I have a Make sure it doesn't go over.

3:39:41All right. It should be should be way better now. I'm so sorry, guys. All right. Carissa, go for it. Um, let's do infamous guest for 400.

3:39:50Infamous guest for 400.

3:39:53Ethan's Ethan famously didn't feed this guest. Carissa, who is Boogie? is Boogie.

3:40:07Infamous guest for 800. Infamous infamous guest for 800.

3:40:12This guest broke into the studio and Dan tore into him. Who is Alex the fiction? That's right.

3:40:19Who is Oh, sorry. I actually only I've cho knows the answer.

3:40:26Yeah, I'm sure everybody here knows the answer.

3:40:29I'm sorry. I didn't want anyone to think I was being serious. We loved having Alex. I was just I was making a joke and I was like, "Well, he was really just,

3:40:35you know, I don't want people think very funny AV." No, no, we got it. We got it. Yeah. All right, Cararissa. Um, let's do infamous guest for 1200.

3:40:44Infamous guest for 1200. After Ethan talked to this guest, Ethan started taking anti-depressants.

3:40:51Carissa, who is Bill Burr?

3:40:55That's right. Bill Burr. I got to get my buzzing working. Chris is beating me every time on the buzz. Yeah, it's all about getting back.

3:41:01I'm just like pressing the space bar like repeatedly. Um, thank you for the donation.

3:41:06I'm going to do infamous guest for 1,600. Infamous guests for 1,600.

3:41:12Chestnut Gate happened shortly after this guest left.

3:41:16Beanie Pokemon. It is not Pokemon. Oh, it wasn't Pokemon. Oh, I'm curious about this. Uh,

3:41:24I know the answer. Mad. I know the answer. That Rebecca Black. That's Rebecca Black. Yep.

3:41:29That was the same episode. Oh, that was a shitty episode for me, too.

3:41:33That same episode. So, here I'll give you guys quick lure. I I keep headphones on that have I have this machine where I can switch between listening to everyone

3:41:42else and then listening to my laptop if I need to fact check something. So, I was listening to the delayed. I didn't

3:41:49know the pod was playing on YouTube in the background. So, what I thought was listening was live and it wasn't live.

3:41:55And then so when I I went to answer Ethan, I was answering the the the show.

3:41:59So I interrupted Rebecca Black like midfucking sentence and I was so embarrassed, but no one remembers that because it was the Chestnuts episode.

3:42:08I don't remember that at all. I got to go back and watch that. That sounds hilarious.

3:42:11Oh, there's so many [ __ ] clips of AB interrupts Rebecca Black mids sentence. Oh,

3:42:19thank you, AB. I got to check. I'll be right back. Yeah. All right, go for it.

3:42:22Uh, who? That was Mad Man. Mad man, take it away. Let's go uh let's go distorted for 400.

3:42:28The way distorted works, I'm going to show a distorted image and you tell me who or what this image is. What did you say? What did you say? 1600.

3:42:36Yeah, I said 400. Mad man. It's Keem.

3:42:42It's Keemstar. All right, Mad Man. Go for it. Let's go. Let's go. Frenemies for 400.

3:42:51friend enemies for 400.

3:42:54Ethan was wearing this costume which featured long fake fingernails. Welcome to my can opening video.

3:43:00, 43 minutes[Music]

3:43:04Nope. Mad man. Trisha. It is not Trisha. Unreligion.

3:43:12Is it um uh James Charles? It is not James Charles.

3:43:18Remember this. The answer is Jeffree Star. Oh, of course.

3:43:23Very close. You were so close on religion. All right, mad man. Go for it. Let's go. Let's go. Frenemies for 800. Fremies for 800.

3:43:32Trisha's band name.

3:43:35Oh, sorry. Let me let me uh let me clear the buzzers. All right. Trisha's bad name.

3:43:47Nope. No takers. No one. Oh, beanie. Is it Is it Sad Boy?

3:43:53It is. I'll give it to you. It's Sad Boy 2005. Ah, yes. Yes. And I believe that was for 800 [ __ ]

3:44:01beanie. 800 points. All right, Beanie, take it away.

3:44:07Uh, let's go. Distorted for uh 1,200.

3:44:14Distorted for,200. Mad man. Olivia.

3:44:21It's Olivia. I'm so slow. It's all good. It's all good.

3:44:28Oh, my buzzes aren't locking in. Yeah. I I'm I feel like I don't know. I'm so slow. Let's go. Distorted for 800.

3:44:37Distorted for 800. Mad Man. Uh Jake Dittle. Correct.

3:44:50Uh, let's go. Let's go. Pictures you can hear for 1,200. Pictures you can hear for,200.

3:44:59Cararissa, but is all different flavors. That's right, guys. Yes, sir.

3:45:07I know you're in the middle of the game,

3:45:08but can I talk [ __ ] about my wife real quick? Absolutely. Uh,

3:45:12he I got this from the snack cabinet. It has one gummy bear in it. Oh, this is unacceptable.

3:45:20What? I'm sorry. As you were. I'm so sorry. Insane.

3:45:24I've had that exact brand of gummy bears before and they're pretty good. So, I kind of understand, but also why would you not just eat the last one? Just eat it.

3:45:32I was going to say Lena can do no wrong,

3:45:34but then then I saw what happened and I don't know. No, she saved the last bite for you.

3:45:39I'm going to defend Lena. Yeah, she was trying to save the last one for you. You're kidding me. Yeah, two bags with one.

3:45:47I'm kidding. This one was me, actually. Hold on. I believe that was Cararissa, right?

3:45:55Yeah, that was Carissa. Go for it. Uh, let's do famous guest for,200.

3:46:02Famous guests for,200.

3:46:06This guest is currently the most subscribed to YouTuber. Mad Man. Mr. Beast.

3:46:14That's right. Mr. Beast. Uh, let's go. Infamous guest for 2000.

3:46:23Infamous guest for 2000. Oh, there you go.

3:46:27This gu called him to criticize Jimmy Lee's jokes towards little people.

3:46:34I picture his face, but I don't know his name. AB, do you know the answer? I do. Say it. Should I say it?

3:46:42Yeah. Who is Aubrey? That's right. Aubrey Smalls. How dare you? That's his name. That's his name.

3:46:53all right. Uh, believe that's still uh Carissa. Um, sure. Uh, famous guest for 1600.

3:47:02Famous guests for 1600.

3:47:06This guest famously has a tattoo of himself on his back. Madman Steo, that's right.

3:47:15Oh, you and Carissa are pretty neck and neck right now. Go for madman. This is fun. Uh, let's go. Let's go.

3:47:23Famous guest for 2000.

3:47:24Famous guest for 2000. This comedian/musician released the extremely popular Netflix special Inside Madman.

3:47:33Bo Burnham. That's right.

3:47:38I don't know how I'm how I'm not clicking it now.

3:47:40You you were you almost got it. I saw you and at the same time got it in.

3:47:45He just was was a fraction of a second ahead of you. Let's go. Distorted for 1600.

3:47:51Distorted for 1600. Carissa, who is Ela?

3:47:58That's right. I'm crashing out. Distorted. I'm distorted for 2,000.

3:48:06Distorted for 2,000. Talking be Lena. That's right.

3:48:15I blame your internet on religion. I'm crashing out. It's It's your internet.

3:48:20I I'm learning. You You hit the space bar. I don't know if that's what you're doing. I just learned it. I'm just clicking with my mouse. Use the space bar.

3:48:28Doesn't work. You have to hit the key. You have to hit the space bar. So bad. All right, Beanie. Take it away.

3:48:35Uh, let's do uh H3H3 Productions for 2000. HH Productions for 2000.

3:48:43Ethan collab with this YouTuber for his classic feeding the homeless video.

3:48:52Nope. Hey, you know. Oh. Uh, Madman. Was it Idubbbz? It was not Idubbbz.

3:48:58I was thinking Filthy Frank. It is Filthy Frank. All right, beanie.

3:49:06You guys got to get them parasocial numbers up, guys.

3:49:10All right, I'm gonna go again. I'm gonna go uh H3H3 Productions first, 1600.

3:49:16Uh H3 Productions for 1600. This YouTuber is behind the iconic line, it's mommy make out day.

3:49:24Beanie Prank Invasion. Yes, it is prank invasion.

3:49:29I've been reacting to those videos on stream. Like I cringe so hard when I hear like those make out noises. It just [ __ ] kills me.

3:49:36When he grabs the leg and he lifts up the leg. I I it's like over and over the same move.

3:49:44All right. Talking to B&8.

3:49:46Uh let's do uh let's do H3H3 Productions for 800.

3:49:52H Productions for 800. The Hs channel had been on hiatus for 5 years until Ethan dropped this.

3:50:07AB, do you know the answer?

3:50:09I do. As I'm saying, you guys got to get them S numbers up. Was it Was it the nuke?

3:50:16Yes, it was the nuke. Okay. All right. I knew it.

3:50:21I think that was on January 31st.

3:50:25I never forget Lena's birthday.

3:50:29And uh I will clean out H3H3 Productions for 400.

3:50:33H3H Productions for 400. This creator Ethan collaborated the most with during the H3H3 days.

3:50:41Our religion Ian. It is Ian. By the way, guys,

3:50:48when I'm saying the simp and parasocial jokes, I'm saying that I outs you guys.

3:50:52That's That's what I'm saying. Not I honestly Is it parasocial to have a vast knowledge of watching podcast? Is that even what parasocialism even is?

3:51:01I I saw it in Well, someone in chat said, "Uh, AB's just realizing how parasocial we are." That's where I first saw it. Oh, I see.

3:51:08But no, I don't think it's parasocial at all.

3:51:11All right. That was talking beanie, I think. Uh Wait, who got that?

3:51:17No, that was that was Viv. Viv, uh, take take it away. Uh, pictures you can hear.

3:51:22Pictures. You can hear Carissa. I am a surgeon.

3:51:31That's right. Uh, pictures you can hear for 2,000.

3:51:37Pictures you can hear for 2,000.

3:51:43I'm gonna lose my mind if no one get this one. Hey B, do you know the answer?

3:51:50Of course. Should I say it? Yeah. It's flocka. There we go. That's That's the flocka, you guys.

3:51:58This is the flocka moment. That's the flocka moment. Wow.

3:52:04All right. That was Who was that? If it was unrelig. Unreligion. Give us another one.

3:52:11Oh, was me. Oh, okay. Okay. Um, Frennemies 1,200. Frenemies, 1200.

3:52:20Thank you so much, Anonymous, for the donation.

3:52:23Ethan almost lost to Trisha while playing this game show game. Cararissa,

3:52:32what is Are you smarter than a fifth grader? That's right. Uh, frennemies for 1600.

3:52:41Fremies for 1600. Ethan and Trisha were doing this activity which involved traditional Indian poses and an animal.

3:52:48Madman yoga. What kind of yoga? Hot yoga.

3:52:53It was not hot. I only give you minus half points. Uh, Marissa, do you know the answer?

3:53:01What is goat yoga? It's goat yoga. Oh, right. Duh. All right. And our last item here,

3:53:08energy for 20,000. Let's see what it is.

3:53:11The board certified physician called in to mediate the relationship between Trisha and Ethan. Beanie.

3:53:19Uh uh Dr. uh disrespect to go. I was going to say that. I I forgot his name.

3:53:27Oh, it's it's Dr. something. But being I know it. I know it. I got it. You got it. Can I go? Yeah. Dr. Drew.

3:53:35It's Dr. Drew,

3:53:38you're very good, Beanie. Very good. All right, that's the end of Double Jeopardy. Let's see what our points are at. Carissa, you have 19,100 points.

3:53:45Talking Beanie, 7,400, unrelig 600, and man, 10,000 points. We have final jeopardy to go through. Oh my god,

3:53:52anonymous. Another $25. Thank you so much. Let's see what our final clue is here before we put in our bets.

3:54:00, 54 minutesIt's all about me, Alex the Fiction. So,

3:54:02DM me your wager and then we'll get into the question. So, send me a DM on Discord and I'll uh I'll reveal what the question is afterwards.

3:54:10Do I have to DM you it? Can I say it?

3:54:12Yeah, just DM it to Okay. Yeah, just all of them.

3:54:16Oh, [ __ ] Just tell me guys. That's not how Jeopardy works. It's it's it's strategic not to know.

3:54:22It's not It's strategic to know what other people are betting, you know? No one cares about my 600 points.

3:54:27All right, fair. I That's between uh that's between us then. the the rest of you guys can DM me, please.

3:54:37All right, everyone's DMs are coming in here. I have Cararissa, and Madman. All right, let's see what the question is.

3:54:46This is Alex the Fiction's favorite soundbite. He has three versions of it on his soundboard. So, take 10 seconds

3:54:54to 20 seconds and let me know what my favorite soundbite is. Oh, I screwed up. Are you in a DM?

3:54:59Yeah, send me a DM and we'll reveal your answers. Okay. Okay. Um, no cheating. Don't look at chat.

3:55:07The BO candle has been lit for about 3 hours or Yeah, three hours now, I think.

3:55:12Wait, you have the but you have it lit in your room.

3:55:15Yeah, that was one of the uh donation incentives.

3:55:17I was wondering how you're sitting there with that [ __ ] mayo smell on your head.

3:55:21It's not the butthole candle's kind of firing. I got the mayo on your head.

3:55:27Do you have any lingering of this of the spicy chip?

3:55:30No, actually the spicy chip for the most part is all gone now. It It was rough for a second. I I didn't say, but I was washing my mouth out for like five minutes while I was while I was away.

3:55:38You were gone. You were gone.

3:55:39Where'd you even get that? Was that like a expired one?

3:55:42No, it's it's the it's not the uh official one. It's kind of like a different brand. Okay. The official one cost like 80 bucks. Crazy.

3:55:50I have one official one.

3:55:51No way. on my on my uh my whatchamacallit my shelves. Unopened, expired.

3:55:59All right, let's take a look at what your answers are here. Starting with uh Madman. Let's see what your wager was.

3:56:05Mad Man's wager was 5,000 and his answer is no idea. That's minus 5,000 points to Madman.

3:56:13Next up, we have Talking Beanie. Talking Beanie, your wager was 100. And your answer was, I don't know. I don't know how it goes, but it's about nutting.

3:56:22It's kind of close. You only wagered 100. I'll give you the 100 points. I did. Yeah, I kept it safe.

3:56:29100 points to be. My keyboard's like crazy right now.

3:56:38Oh jeez. Feel like my computer's about to crash on me. Got mail all over your points. And Cararissa.

3:56:48Carissa wagered 5,000 and she got it right. The answer is I got my prostate milk by Ethan Klein H3.

3:56:565,000 points to Cararissa and Unreligion. You did not answer.

3:57:01I did not answer. I I gave up like halfway through when my my button wasn't working. I was like Oh, good. Congratulations.

3:57:08It was definitely in the sound tournament just like two hours ago, but I can't remember what it is. Yeah, I know. I remember that, too.

3:57:14Congratulations, Cararissa. We've won a H3 Jeopardy live. Congratulations. I'm so happy.

3:57:23I do have to use the restroom. So, I'll be back in about a few minutes. In the meantime, uh Mad Man, please uh keep the audience entertained. I'm going to watch

3:57:31Can I talk over the answer? What was the answer?

3:57:33The answer was I got my prostate milk by Ethan Klein H3.

3:57:36Yes. H damn it. All right. Go watch that mail off.

3:57:40Oh. Uh you guys can't hear, but the audience can. I'll play all three versions of the soundbite for you. I got my prostate milked by Ethan Klein H3.

3:57:47I got my prostate milked by I got my prostate milk by Ethan Klein. H3. Very good. I'll be right back.

3:57:53All right, chat. How we doing? Did everyone enjoy that? Congrats to Cararissa. Hey, are you going to stick around? A fierce competitor.

3:58:00, 58 minutesWe have a Thanks again. Yeah.

3:58:03All right. Thanks, guys. I'll be right back. If you guys got any questions for me, feel free.

3:58:09What's the secret to life? maybe finding uh the right person to spend it with.

3:58:17That's a very good answer. It's a very good answer. Uh all right, so let's see.

3:58:21We're at $7,765 on the donations, everybody. Amazing. Amazing.

3:58:29Thank you so much everyone who's donated, everyone who's watching. Where are we at with the uh Wow, we have got we are in we are in double Idubbbz for

3:58:38uh the watch count right now for people watching up right now. Oh my god. I can't I can't let y'all disrespect my boy like that.

3:58:49It's amazing.

3:58:50Uh I was just going to say I didn't I did not expect to blurt out an answer. Uh I

3:58:57I knew I was nervous. That was not on my bingo card, but uh I appreciate everybody being chill about it. That was good.

3:59:05No, I'm never going to forgive you.

3:59:10I feel like it's bound to happen once a game that someone does it. So glad it was you and not me. It's not a big deal.

3:59:15Wait, am I My voice cracked like a [ __ ] [ __ ]

3:59:19the other day. I haven't slept since while we were live on air.

3:59:24It's about We're talking about something very serious, too. But my voice cracks,

3:59:27so it's bound to happen on this uh on this stream. So,

3:59:31you ever have 50,000 people see it happen? Nope. Live? No, I'm kidding.

3:59:34Nope. I'm kidding. I I One thing I've learned at this job is just like you you get over it. Mhm.

3:59:42You have to. Right. Right. It's like any performance, though. Yeah. I used to do theater and all that. You mess up, you keep going. The show must go on.

3:59:53Yeah. It sucks because with with the vivance, it it makes your your mouth dry so it happens more often.

4:00:01I just started that as well. Oh, nice. So far, it's getting real low right now.

4:00:06So, I don't know. I'm I'm hoping that it helps me with my motivation, you know, making things happen. So, I'm not feeling it yet.

4:00:14Well, helped me a lot with my motivation, but it just made me like remember why, but I didn't like it for some reason. I think it gave me headache or something,

4:00:22but it helped so much with my motivation. Mhm.

4:00:26I love how H3 has uh at least this community destigmatized the uh you know,

4:00:32taking taking medicine, taking meds and stuff because I when I was younger,

4:00:37being the old person that I am, it was like a big deal. Nobody wanted nobody wanted to take pills, these kind, you know, especially for uh for your mental health. And now everyone's so open and

4:00:46honest about it. So much better. so much better to feel that to be able to talk about your experiences with people that you know and your friends. That's another one of the reasons why I think that this uh community is so great that

4:00:54everybody's so accepting in that way. So yeah, talking about Lex Pro just like it meant so much me because I've been on Lexro for almost like a little bit

4:01:03longer than Ethan and I'm like oh my gosh like yes, someone not putting it down. No, my uh

4:01:12my doctor when I was getting my medicine was asking about my work and all that and was asking if I'd be ashamed and I was like, "No, my boss like advocates

4:01:20for it." And she was very surprised and she said, "That's a good thing. You don't hear a lot of that." Yeah. Yeah.

4:01:30All right. So, take a look at the look at chat over here. See what everybody's doing.

4:01:35Oh, I didn't realize it moved me into Carissa's space. I thought I was just um glitched off screen for a second. My bad. I didn't realize when I came in.

4:01:44I just joined. No. Yeah, I did it up for today. Wow, it looks amazing.

4:01:52I'm trying. You guys are all so tiny from here. How do I make it where I can see? Oh, okay. I got it now. Boomer. Sorry. Yo,

4:02:00, 2 minutesthat's sick all the way. Thanks.

4:02:05No, we were trying like all this morning to get it straight because they just kept like going falling down. It took way too long. Is it gel or hairspray or both?

4:02:14Uh, got to be glued spray.

4:02:16I was going to say I knew it was got to be glued. Makes sense.

4:02:23Maybe Captain shaved his head because he got uh a thousand subies the other day,

4:02:27so he so he went with the the Ethan double mohawk. Oh, nice.

4:02:32Nice. Brett, that thousand subies is a big milestone. I remember that.

4:02:38Anti-depressants chat. Yes. Shout out chat. Let's go.

4:02:48Religion. Thanks. I got all my sunny angels.

4:02:54I like my space molly though. Is that what those are called?

4:03:00, 3 minutesYes. Are those the ones at like a PopMart?

4:03:04Yeah. Um, this one's the John Burgerman collab. Yeah. Yeah, those things are cool, right? She's sick.

4:03:13You guys can't see it. She's showing off something very It says AB on it. Oh my god. That's wild.

4:03:20You have to send it over now.

4:03:23I've wanted to ask you, AB, are you a Cause fan or do you just collect different stuff? just different because I've seen you have cause figures.

4:03:31Yeah, I just different stuff. Like I honestly I I don't want to be like the hype beast. Like I don't want people to

4:03:40think like I'm a hype beast type, but um yeah, just I saw those figures. Uh I saw one and when I went to Jeff Whitick's place, he had a couple at his place and I was like, "Oh, those are

4:03:48sick." And uh yeah, I I didn't know what they were, but I thought they were really cool. Same with the art. Like,

4:03:55but yeah, I don't collect those uh specifically. I just got a few of them.

4:04:03Last time I tried to go to PopMart, there was a line to get in. Place is crazy. Little boo boos. Yeah.

4:04:10I don't think they had any. Just a line. Anyway, that's crazy. Nice.

4:04:17Oh, looks like uh we had some uh some uh Waveries in the chat. Is Avery in the Avery in the chat over here? Oh,

4:04:29What's going on in your background, Mad Max? What do you got? Oh, sorry. Mad manonated. That's all right. What I got? Well, $25.

4:04:36I got uh I got a couple Star Wars shelves back here. Nice.

4:04:39Um I got my uh my Anakin saber. Oh, nice.

4:04:47I have one of those in my background, too.

4:04:49Uh um and then I got I got an I Ahsoka and Obi-Wan shelf above that. Just Ahsoka and Obi-Wan. Nice.

4:04:56For anyone who is joining later. And talking beanie, it sounds like you're in the upside down. Yeah,

4:05:02your volume is like I think I think it needs to be boosted on Alex's end. Um Oh, no. In the in the uh discard. Oh crap.

4:05:13Then you can you can like click on the little three dots and raise it volume two.

4:05:16Can I can I do this? Is this is this ridiculous now?

4:05:19No, it's not ridiculous. It's almost normal. All right. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Okay.

4:05:24Now it's normal. So uh for anyone who has uh who doesn't know there is a a

4:05:31raffle uh where different thing different pieces of art uh there's some

4:05:40uh I get pottery what like a mug is mug uh that is up for grabs there is art

4:05:48there's like uh paintings and uh for everybody who's donating I believe there is a certain threshold I don't know the exact rules But um I can help you out.

4:05:57There is Thank you, mad man.

4:05:59It's every every every $5 gets you an entry into the raffle uh for the amazing uh gifts that uh there's some signed posters and there's some stuff that has

4:06:08been made by H3 fans. It's pretty amazing. And uh yeah, so get your donations in. Tom Austin just donated $100 I see over here. So thank you. I

4:06:17see Avery Christmas $25. Mega awesome nerd.

4:06:24Jess, Julia, we are at that out there.

4:06:33Thank you. Thank you for throwing that out there cuz I should be doing my job better. Uh, no, you're doing great, man. Man,

4:06:42you are at $8,116 as far as I can see on the stream right now.

4:06:45Yeah, I see that, too. Thank you again so much for donating. I am behind a few um donation incentives. Let me get AB back on the screen. We're going to be doing cringe stories next. Cringe

4:06:54Stories is our next segment. Um, who is the co-host for that? Is that Captain Quazar or is that still you, mad man? It's still me. All right. Very good. Very good. It's my last hour.

4:07:02Awesome. Thank you again to all the co-hosts, all the moderators and all the participants and all the activities. My cringe story is my life.

4:07:10Right. Every day. So true, girl. So true. Let me un share that.

4:07:18And full screen everyone here.

4:07:22All right. Audience members, be please bear with me one moment as we set up the OBS screens.

4:07:36So, uh it looks like we're about $400 away from uh the chat ordering food for you, Alex.

4:07:47And something you don't like. I was just getting hungry, too.

4:07:52I think we could convince them to not order something too spicy since you already dealt with that today. But we'll see.

4:07:57Maybe it might be the best case scenario to do something spicy then. Just keep it going spicy.

4:08:02I'm already spiced up because I'd rather be more spiced up than throw up. Fair. Are you still feeling it or I feel it?

4:08:11Spice might make you throw up.

4:08:12I feel very slightly spice in my throat still. Wow.

4:08:17I almost went to the hospital when I had it.

4:08:21leg legit almost [ __ ] went to the hospital. I was like on my hands and knees and [ __ ] killed. I had Lena to drive home. Order spicy. Like any of them.

4:08:30What's that? Like what can you order that's spicy? Like Indian food.

4:08:34I was thinking like buff wild wings like the blazen.

4:08:37Oh, okay. Okay, dude. If you want really spicy, you got to get that extra extra hot like um curry.

4:08:44I have not had spicy curry. Um really? Oh my gosh.

4:08:49But maybe we'll see what's available around me without doxing myself.

4:08:52But even like even like the lowest spice to me is too spicy. So I cannot imagine. Yeah, me too.

4:09:00, 9 minutesAlrighty, let's jump into some cryst.

4:09:04I'm sorry for this, but one of my incentive goals at $4,000 or maybe it was 5,000, but I have to put these flocka stickers all over my face. I printed about 30 of these.

4:09:16That's the next donation goal. And I have to have it for at least one segment. So now you're good. Another one.

4:09:27These stickers are pretty here. I can't believe you're you're in here.

4:09:38Oh man, they're like stamps.

4:09:40Yeah, they do look like stamps. Can you imagine that was a stamp? I'd be afraid to open the mail.

4:09:50This is uh Wow. So, you're going to put all 30 of them on your face? Uh, I'll put as many as I can.

4:09:57I don't realize how big they were when I was making these.

4:10:00, 10 minutesYeah, they're pretty big. Probably only get a few, but that's incredible. I want to see 30. They can overlap.

4:10:07I like because I can see his face really.

4:10:09Yeah, I want to see at least my my lovely little face just a little bit here. Right. I think she meant she can see AB's face.

4:10:19Yeah, I can see AB's face. Yeah, I got you.

4:10:25I have not looked at the chat pretty much that whole Jeopardy segment. Well,

4:10:28we got 200. We got two Idubbbzes in here. Yeah,

4:10:32that's what we less than 100.

4:10:34Thank you guys so much for sticking around.

4:10:39I'm running out with the stickers. So, you see, are you feeling the parasocial now be with stickers of you on on Alex's face?

4:10:44That does not not look does not look good optically when you put it like that at all. Not at all. No, no, no.

4:10:53I've been feeling parasocial this whole time. No, I was a fan, guys.

4:11:02You're an inspiration to us all. AB being a fan, getting a job, you know, living the dream.

4:11:07Yeah, I [ __ ] up. And really this is this is really just a marketing idea because you can just sell pimple patches of this now.

4:11:16Oh, you're so real for that. You guys got me hungry now.

4:11:23Put one on my my neck right there. Are we missing any donation incentives?

4:11:27Uh besides the calls um species, Alex, there's a few. Which ones are we missing?

4:11:33Alex, did you did you happen to see the message that I sent in the uh in the Discord? Let me check.

4:11:42I might have to reset it if you didn't.

4:11:45So, Alex, you need to um call an old contact from your phone and make it awkward and then call another person you haven't spoken to in years. Uh you also

4:11:54need to wax your chest and wax your legs.

4:11:56Oh, the waxing. You guys want to do that now? Ah, what happened to the cameras?

4:12:02Dang. I kind of want to just call someone random for fun.

4:12:07Um, let's do the stories while AB's still in here. I think that'll be more fun while he's still with us.

4:12:12Um, let's jump into the second. Who's here for a cringe story time?

4:12:17That was why I'm here since I'm not hosting.

4:12:19Captain Quazar, please take it away. I would love to hear your story. And also,

4:12:22I have an insanely cringe one. I don't even know if I can handle AB hearing me say this one. So embarrassing, but Captain Quazar, kick it off for us,

4:12:30please. who just had a plane go over. I was wondering what that was.

4:12:38Oh, that was me. That was me.

4:12:41But um Okay. So, I've explained before on uh the interview we did with a girl

4:12:48with a microphone and Haley's comment that I I was a theater kid. I used to be in all types of school productions throughout high school. um from

4:12:58I think I did it from freshman year up until the beginning of like the first semester of my junior year and then I stopped after that.

4:13:07But I had um gone my final production that I did was um kind of a fluke

4:13:16because I didn't audition for it. There were two plays that we were auditioning for simultaneously.

4:13:24One was Sweeney Todd and the other was The Tempest by, you know, Shakespeare.

4:13:30And I was like, "Okay, I'm gonna go for Sweeney Todd. It seems like an easier thing to go for. I don't want to do some Shakespearean play." So, I audition for Sweeney Todd and I don't get the role.

4:13:42And I'm like, "Okay, whatever. I'm not."

4:13:44She offered me a different role if I wanted it and I was like, "It's cool."

4:13:48Um, I had just started doing class and club, so I was getting more involved in that. So I was like, this is kind of secondary anyways. But she tells

4:13:57me then, well, no, you're actually also going to be the lead for the Tempest.

4:14:05And I just thought, what? I don't want to do this. And it was

4:14:13over 600 lines that I was supposed to memorize. and I wasn't able to memorize it. And we went day after day training

4:14:22to try and learn these lines and I just couldn't do it cuz I was like these are too many too many monologues, too many short little like spurts where I'm just spouting off nonsensically. So I

4:14:32thought, you know, we need to figure out something else or I'm quitting. And the only other solution we could think of is to have us I forget what it's called,

4:14:41but to bring the scripts out on stage and be holding them basically in books.

4:14:46And it was so embarrassing having to do a full production while carrying around our scripts.

4:14:53And we like I was still messing up lines because of it's like, you know, written in this like, you know, archaic form that I just can't seem to get through.

4:15:03Yeah. And I I we get through the play, finish off,

4:15:10and as we're like outside, you know, they do the harrah, we all go outside,

4:15:15all the the audience comes out and shakes everybody's hand, and I can just hear people off to the side asking, "Was that the final production or are they still practicing?"

4:15:24And it was genuinely just the most heart-wrenching thing that's happened to me. I'm sorry. What grade were you in? I was a junior.

4:15:32Junior? Wow. In high school. That's brutal.

4:15:36I just thought of a couple stories. You reminded me. Go for it, Cararissar. I mean, uh, Vivian.

4:15:43Okay. Okay. I was like, wait, should I over I've been making up you guys'

4:15:46names. I know you guys very well. I don't know why I'm [ __ ] up you guys' name so badly, but go for it, please.

4:15:52Um, so in fifth grade for the graduation, I sang Man in the Mirror at the graduation ceremony, but that was

4:16:00, 16 minutesjust like a little mini one cuz that was just kind of funny. But the cringe one is in sixth grade or it was maybe it was

4:16:07seventh grade I did a talent show and I have really bad stage fright. Like really bad stage fright. And so I was like dude I can't do this alone. I have

4:16:15to have a friend do it. And I was singing Drops of Jupiter and my friend I'm like dude you got to do

4:16:22this right? So we walk up on stage and she literally just does not sing. She does not sing. She looks at me and she's

4:16:30like I'm not doing this. So, I had to sing the whole song by myself while she stood there awkwardly. And then my dad walks in. My dad was not supposed to

4:16:37come. And my dad walks in. I see him in the crowd. By this point, I black out. I have no remember. I could have faked it on stage. I have no recollection of this

4:16:46at all. No recollection. All I remember is like I I don't remember. And now people have it on DVD. Like they give it to DVDs and

4:16:54everything. And I have not watched it back. I don't know what happened. My mom's never spoken about it since. My dad's never spoken about it since. I have no clue what happened on that stage that day, but I I think I attempted to

4:17:04sing Drops of Jupiter. And that really makes me cringe deep in my soul just knowing that that video is like in

4:17:11random people's like that I went to middle schools with like house. I know the feeling.

4:17:17Them recording like schools recording the uh talent shows or theater productions is one of the crulest things

4:17:25because it's just it's in Yeah. like you said, it's just in people's houses.

4:17:29But I will say I did win second place the next day on the morning announcements, but I don't I I was like I don't know what happened because I'm like they must have given it to me out

4:17:37of pity because I don't remember what happened.

4:17:38Sounds like you knocked it out of the park.

4:17:40I don't know. I really think they gave it to me out of pity. I think they gave it to me out of pity. I think I faint.

4:17:44You don't know. You haven't seen the footage.

4:17:46I don't know. I have no idea. I have no idea. But I I feel like I fainted.

4:17:51There's no way. I've never not remembered something.

4:17:53Probably not. It's probably It's probably bad. It's probably go viral now if you made it a Tik Tok or like throw back to the time I made I sung Drops of Jupiter.

4:18:01There's also a video of me on YouTube that my mom posted when I was like really little. She was like getting my eyebrows waxed at a salon and my mom was

4:18:09like the first person on freaking YouTube to get cancelled or something because everyone was like, "You're you're waxing this girl's eyebrows." And I was like crying. I was like, "Mom, no,

4:18:17it hurt." And everyone cooked her in the comments.

4:18:21I'm like, "Damn." Like it wasn't that serious. I was just like a baby, but not like a baby. I was like probably like 10. I mean, I was a baby, but not like a baby. I was just being a baby.

4:18:30Gotcha. I think there's something to that. Private video.

4:18:36Damn. Your your story your first story reminds me of when I was in high school.

4:18:39I had an acting class or or like a play class, whatever. I forget what the theater class. And uh there was me and

4:18:46this girl and we had to do this scene and I was the husband and at one point I'm supposed to just slap her in the

4:18:53face. Um you know we're acting and then so like you know we I I do like a fake slap and then the teacher's like no no

4:19:00, 19 minutesyou got to be more believable. I'm like the [ __ ] I'm not slapping her. And then the girl's like it's fine. You know don't do a harp. I'm like I'm lit I'm not doing that. I go I'm not doing it.

4:19:08Not doing it. And then like the teacher got annoyed. She's like well then you could play the wife if you want. I was like I'll [ __ ] play the wife. And then uh so I play the wife and

4:19:17she every time she slap me in the script she she makes a noise and so she would

4:19:24slap me and I go and we had to keep redoing the [ __ ] scene because of whatever reason, either we mess up on a

4:19:33line or whatever. And then every it was just like the whole class watching me as this wife, this this abused wife for

4:19:40like a good 20 minutes and me going every Yeah. Every time we had to redo it. That was incredible. That's a repressed cringe story I have.

4:19:49I forgot about that one.

4:19:50That's probably why you're so good at the denim's voice now. Oh, maybe.

4:19:56All right. I have a cringe story I want to share, but it's very much outside of the realm of like awkward like high school musical performance. This is more of the realm of like an awkward hookup.

4:20:05I told this to Captain Quazar in his chat once, so I'm extremely I'm already getting kind of a bluster trying to even trying to talk about this. So, let me set the stage for you. I'm 17 years old.

4:20:14I met this very this very cool like witchy gothy girl in high school and you know, we hit it off immediately, right?

4:20:21Which is crazy for me cuz like I'm like beat as [ __ ] you know, in high school. Like I got like cystic acne everywhere.

4:20:27So, the fact that I'm getting so much attention from someone from the opposite gender is just mind-blowing to me. So,

4:20:32I'm like, "Girl, I'll do whatever you want me to." So, uh, one day we're hanging out in her place and I walk into her room and I notice immediately like, "Dude, your bedroom's kind of crazy.

4:20:41Like, I feel like I I have like Superman on my bed sheets and she has like red velvet like bed sheet covers and everything. Like, what the heck is happening?" So, um, me and her are just

4:20:50hanging out on her bed, just playing on her phone and talking. And then um she says one of her friends is going to come over and before her friend walks in the

4:20:57room she gives me a kiss on the cheek and then her and her friend are talking for like an hour and I'm all like man I have no idea how to even like

4:21:05react to her just kissing me. Now her friend's here and I don't know how to like talk anymore. So after an hour her friend leaves.

4:21:13It's so embarrassing with AV in here.

4:21:17I I promise no matter what dating story you have I probably out cringe you. But go ahead. Don't worry about it.

4:21:21So things start to get hot and heavy. We start to get pretty intimate on the bed and you know we it's all fully clothed,

4:21:27right? Nothing nothing crazy happening for 17-year-old Alex. But um she starts rubbing against me and about 5 minutes

4:21:34of doing so I climax and I'm so embarrassed to tell her. I just tell her like, "Oh, I'm I like immediately like I start being into it right away, right?"

4:21:43And I tell her, "Hey, I'm I'm sorry, but I think I'm asexual." Is what I told her. And then for the next 15 minutes, I talked to her. I just [ __ ] lied to my

4:21:51teeth and tell her, "Yeah, I've just I've just always felt this way. I'm just I'm just lying. Just I'm trying to I have no idea what to say." So thankfully

4:21:59her grandma actually walks into the room and says, "Miho, it's time for you to leave. You've been here too long." I'm like, "Oh, thank God. I haven't been out." So she kicks me out. And then I just walk home after that and I'm like,

4:22:09"Thank God." And then I was just so embarrassed to talk to her after that. I just I just let the whole thing fizzle out.

4:22:16That is so freaking funny, Alex. the dedication to just keep going with it.

4:22:23Yeah, I I went way too hard with the storytelling there.

4:22:28Don't feel bad because one time I was hooking up with a dude and literally I'm talking about I'm talking about one half of a of a of a you know a slide, let's say.

4:22:39Mhm. And you know it happened and he gets up.

4:22:45like, "Sorry, I have to poop." And that makes me what? Oh, man. So, he goes, "Right." Yeah.

4:22:52I'm like, "What in the like?" There's no way that guy just used that as an excuse. That's crazy.

4:22:58That's so he comes back. I'm like, "I'll give him a second chance." That's so funny.

4:23:02I'll give him a second chance, right? He does it again. Same exact situation. Sorry, I have to pee.

4:23:09What? Stop. A half of a slide. There's no way, bro. There's no way. Jesus Christ. That's crazy.

4:23:18That's probably the worst excuse pos. He said like poop. So bad. You have to poop.

4:23:26Oh my god. No way. Embarrassing.

4:23:31That's some always sunny stuff right there. Oh, excuse me. I got to go take a

4:23:35I just couldn't believe what was happening. I was like, use it twice.

4:23:38You could have used it twice. It's so crazy.

4:23:40Like just say I'm sexy. Damn. Or did you take it as a compliment though? At least a little bit. Well,

4:23:50I didn't I just I just took it as fun. This is not fun.

4:23:55He could have at least spun it into a compliment, you know, but no, he had to go [ __ ] Yeah,

4:24:00, 24 minutesI know. Really could have done that, but they never do. They never do.

4:24:04Wow. I honestly that would have been better in my situation. I just I should just said that instead. That might have salvaged whatever could have happened in the future.

4:24:11I got a poop. I got a pee. Anyways, pee pee. Any other cringe stories amongst us? I I have one.

4:24:19Go for it. Go for it.

4:24:20I've got a cringe one. So, um invar invariably all my cringe stories involve being on a date with someone, something going wrong cuz I'm the expert at it.

4:24:29So, uh I went uh out. I'd say I was I was unemployed and uh uh I was a trying to be a musician. So, uh I met this

4:24:38other girl who was also unemployed. She was a writer. were like, "Oh, let's go be cool and go day drinking."

4:24:44So, uh, we decided to go out day drinking and she starts taking me to a couple of her favorite bars. I lived in San Francisco at the time, so around North Beach. It was really cool. It was really fun. She was really awesome. Uh,

4:24:54we had a lot in common. We like the same music, stuff like that. So, uh, the last bar she tells me that, uh, she wants me

4:25:01to try FET or FA. I think everyone I know calls it FET. I don't know if you guys know what that is. What is that?

4:25:07Fet. Fet. Yeah, fet is a uh digestive I guess is what it's called. It tastes a little bit like licorice. It's very

4:25:15strong, thick alcoholic drink. Yeah, it is kind of like Jerger. Yeah. Yeah. Um Jerger

4:25:22tastes way better though. Uh so yes,

4:25:24I'm like I'm in one of those I'm like well I'm not going to say no to any anything, right? This this she wants me to try for I got to look cool here. So I'm going to try it. I take a a couple

4:25:34sips and like let out the worst burp at the bar that ever because it was just so it was it's a digestive it just messed

4:25:42up my inside and I was like, "Okay, I got to recover from this." But I recovered somehow somehow. So we end up we're like, "Okay, we've had enough.

4:25:50Let's go home." And so um uh we get in a cabu uh to take her back to her house.

4:25:55And it's going well. We start making out in the cab a little bit or whatever. And then, oh man, another burp comes out.

4:26:03I'm like, so bad. So bad. Finally, we get to her place. She gets out of the car. It's really nice, you know. I'm

4:26:10like, uh, it was nice hanging out. She goes in. As soon as she goes in and the door closes, I open the door to the cab, and I just threw up all outside the cab.

4:26:20Luckily, it wasn't in the cab, and luckily, she didn't see it. Those were the two those were the two things.

4:26:25Never had a second date. something from that. It was never drank. What's that? At least it wasn't Malort.

4:26:33Yeah, I I've I have not had Fernette since. Uh that was that one experience.

4:26:37Uh she uh she has gone on to marry a director, a very famous movie director who ruined a lot of people's childhoods.

4:26:45It's kind of amazing. So yeah. Um like the oldest liquor. What's that? But yeah, he probably can.

4:26:52He probably can. I thought I held up pretty good except for the burping, but man, geez, that Fernette, never again.

4:26:59I mean, yeah, when anytime like I don't drink anymore, but when I did, if I was in the car, someone else was driving,

4:27:05just the motion alone would [ __ ] me up if I wasn't, you know, which I never cuz I was always [ __ ]

4:27:12a responsible drinker. But I'm saying that it I like if I was drinking, I wanted to just stay home or like be somewhere that was in a walking distance.

4:27:21Definitely. And then also like when you're that drunk and your eyes are closed, you're kind of making out. It just does not Yeah,

4:27:27it's not it's not gonna it was not gonna end up well. So yeah. Damn. Thank you so much. Man,

4:27:34I I have a not so crazy one. Uh but it still sits with me.

4:27:39That's true. Um, I was out at a restaurant, uh, like a brunch place and

4:27:46I saw a friend from high school, uh, and I hadn't seen her in a very long time. I

4:27:52since high school and so I went over and I was like, "Hey." And she's like,

4:27:57"Hey." And I was like, I how the like how are you? Like how are things how are things? And she's like, "Oh, things are good. Things are like whatever. Like how

4:28:06are you?" And I was like, "Oh, I'm I've you know, this that whatever." We had a whole conversation. And I was like, "This is so cool." Uh,

4:28:14and I was like, "Oh, we should hang. We should we should hang out sometime or whatever." And she's like, "Yeah, whatever." Blah, blah, blah. We do that.

4:28:23And I'm like, "All right, I'll see you." And then I leave and I go home.

4:28:29And it was once I got home that I realized that that was not my friend. And I did not know her.

4:28:34What? and she did not know me. I I just saw somebody that happened to look like my friend from high school.

4:28:42Uh and so I have no idea who she is. I am sorry to her for that interaction. Uh

4:28:50and that one hurt a lot. Yeah, that one that one still sits with me every once in a while. I remember I remember doing that.

4:28:56She was playing along the whole time as if she was Yes, she was Yeah. What else is she going to do? She's like some somebody she doesn't know walks up to her and is

4:29:04like acting like they know her. She was she's 100% just like she's working. I thought it was my friend. So I I screwed

4:29:12that one up really bad in I think you may be a little hard on yourself. If she went with it, she might have liked she went with it. No, she was You're a nice guy. It's different if you

4:29:20were aggressive. I I don't see you I feel like she would have corrected you if she wanted to.

4:29:26Yeah. No, no, no. We She went along with the conversation, but yeah, it was it was definitely like very I did not want

4:29:33to learn that that was not somebody I did, you know, I never to before.

4:29:38I think she was kind of into you. I think that's where that was coming from. I didn't I didn't know. So,

4:29:45it reminds me of the guy who people in Walmart, you know, and he's like, "Yeah,

4:29:50you're my old buddy. Remember me?" You know what I'm talking about? Oh, god. That's how it felt. That's how it feels.

4:29:57I actually have a kind of crazy story similar to that, but we have two people in the waiting room that I think should probably go first. Oh, bring them in. Let him in.

4:30:04So, we have witch and out. Bring them out.

4:30:08And um I got witch.

4:30:14Is that the law man, too? Or is that Who is the other? I think that's Felix.

4:30:23All right, let him in. Y The other Felix.

4:30:26Yeah, the other Felix. Witch, are you there? Yeah, now I am. Hello.

4:30:34Hey, do you have a cring story to share with us?

4:30:37I do. I have a photo that I sent to you in Discord for it, too.

4:30:41Me. All right. One second. Do I have to pull it up now or after your story? You can pull it up at the reveal.

4:30:50All right. Go for it. I have you on screen. Take it away. Okay. Okie dokie.

4:30:55Um, so for anybody that's new, my stories generally come from my retail job. Um,

4:31:02and uh, I work in customer service. Um,

4:31:06I am a a front end frontend manager. And one day, so to preface, some folks might

4:31:16know me from my placenta story. I collect oddity.

4:31:21Um, whenever there's anything like gross or um something that someone else might not want to touch, they they come and

4:31:28get witch from PA to go get it and touch it.

4:31:33So, I had I didn't realize that was you. Hi. Hi. I know you. Hi.

4:31:41But um but yeah, so I had a very solid customer that was being escorted to me by a cashier and they said, "Hey, witch,

4:31:52this customer needs to show you something."

4:31:56And I was like, and my stomach dropped because they this look on their face,

4:31:59they just looked super upset. So I was like, "Hey, like what is it? What's going on?" And they were like, "I really hope that it isn't what I think it is,

4:32:09but I think that there might be a dead baby in the parking lot."

4:32:16And this is where Alex can bring up the image of the thing that I went out to in the parking lot.

4:32:21All right, one moment here. You found something in the parking lot.

4:32:25Yeah, a customer had found it in the parking lot and they thought that this thing was a um Yeah. Is that human baby? They thought

4:32:32Oh [ __ ] Okay, one second. Let me throw it on screen. Yeah, throw it on screen.

4:32:39Uh, one second here. I'm going to put it.

4:32:44I'm put it into OBS. So, you won't be able to see it here. Um, but which feel free to put it in one of the chats.

4:32:51Uh, so yeah, I'll throw it I will throw it in a chat real quick. I will just throw it in the general planning.

4:32:59At first glance, it looks like um it looks like dog poop kind of. Yeah, I have it on screen. It's not. Okay, cool.

4:33:07Dog poop. A baby. I don't know. Looks pretty similar.

4:33:10Yeah. So, it was actually just like a really small like plastic figurine.

4:33:15Um and I had to stand and convince this person that it was not a dead child. And what is it?

4:33:22And it's just like a figurine.

4:33:25Oh, thank God. I think I should have asked before putting it on screen. Okay. Okay. All right. But I basic figurine here.

4:33:33I thought it was maybe like a torso situation.

4:33:36I thought I was going outside to like a like infant like a like what you imagine a baby is. Not that.

4:33:44How big was that?

4:33:45So like that's what I was going to say. It's like one of those little toys. It's like a little $500 dono from Kellen.

4:33:56Thank you so much. I really appreciate Wow. We are at 8,361.

4:34:04No, we are at 8,861. What? Wow. Wow.

4:34:10Alex is going to have no eyebrows tomorrow.

4:34:13We're not even halfway through the stream. Freaking amazing. Incredible.

4:34:18No eyebrows for Alex. that picture when I worked at uh when I managed a a restaurant, the the girl's bathroom, we would find some crazy [ __ ] in there at

4:34:26the end of the night. And one time it was just backed up and there was so much blood and it was just like a big mess.

4:34:34And I'm like, did someone [ __ ] give birth in this goddamn toilet and leave? But it was just [ __ ]

4:34:39No, it was that's what I thought was going to happen was that it was in the bathroom and someone left like a left that there cuz that's happened in the corporation I

4:34:47work for is bathrooms. Um, so I was really worried about that and then I let out a giant laugh when I got out to the

4:34:56parking lot and they didn't think it was funny.

4:34:59Oh my gosh, I still haven't seen the picture.

4:35:02They didn't think it was funny cuz they couldn't tell that that it wasn't a real a real baby. How could they see that little thing and think it was a real baby? That's that's what's amazing about it.

4:35:11That's what I'm saying is how do you think that that is a human? I think system is let them down.

4:35:18Like if I saw that, I would have thought it was dog [ __ ]

4:35:22It is very turesque, but uh you can see the little face on it, but it's so small. Like where did I

4:35:32right like no idea. But that is my cringe story. Thank you for letting me tell it. And thank you for looking at my picture of a baby that looks like a piece of dog.

4:35:38Thank you so much, Twitch. I was so scared. I legit thought you're going to show me a picture with that baby and I had it on screen. I'm like, what was I thinking, man?

4:35:46No, I would never do that to you.

4:35:47Thank you. All righty. Any more cringe stories lined up here? Can you see?

4:35:55Y'all y'all are really [ __ ] me up as as you guys turn on and off your cameras. All right. Uh, yes, we can see you,

4:36:03Felix. Okay. Uh, yeah. For me, Oh, your camera's not on anymore, actually. Oh, [ __ ]

4:36:11Awesome. About now. Yes.

4:36:13I'm so sorry. All right. For me, um, I was, uh, probably in like early high

4:36:19school and I was chatting up uh, other fellow high schoolers, as you know, we do in that time and age. Yeah.

4:36:27And, uh, you know, I was things get a little frisky and I was like, hey, you know, I'm I'm willing to take this a little step further. And so I sent a risky text and I didn't hear back and I

4:36:36was like a you know this kind of thing happens you know sometimes you just strike out. I was like I better you know go back and apologize a little bit. So I

4:36:43go back and there's no message to the girl and I'm like what the [ __ ] I was like I know I sent something. Where did it go? No.

4:36:50And so I scroll back down a little bit and there's a there's a message to my stepmom. No no.

4:36:59So I'm like [ __ ] I was like oh [ __ ]

4:37:01[ __ ] And at this point, well, me and my stepmom did not get along at all. And she probably was looking for like any excuse to like hate me and turn my dad

4:37:09against me. Uh, so I was panicking. I was [ __ ] myself. Uh, so I ran to their room and she was in the shower and

4:37:17I was like, "Fuck." I was like, "Where the hell is this [ __ ] phone?" And so I ran. I grabbed her phone. Uh, I was like, "Please, please, please don't be

4:37:25smart enough. Be a boomer to not have a passcode on your phone." swiped up, saw the message, deleted it, and had like the biggest stress relief from that,

4:37:35like not having to worry about it. And then I sent the risky text to the right person. There we go. What did the text say?

4:37:45that's a great question. You're you're tapping too far deep into my memories for me to give you an accurate one. But,

4:37:52uh, as a matter of fact, I'm gonna plead the fifth on that one.

4:37:55All right. Sounds good. um long council and say don't answer that. Got you. Got you. Very good.

4:38:02Thank you so much for sharing that story. That was that was pretty good.

4:38:05I'm glad you averted that crisis. That would have been brutal.

4:38:08I've done that. I've had a similar situation happened to me. I sent She would have said you've been watching too many videos online if she got that text message.

4:38:17What would have happened if she did read it? Would it Would you have been able to save it? Like, haha, just kidding. I I tricked you. I would have died on the

4:38:25spot and and like not been able to look at them in the face for at least a week.

4:38:30I'd have moved I'd have moved to Arizona with my mom. Life would have turned out different. Yeah. Nice.

4:38:35I sent my mom like a dirty meme one time when I was in high school, but like it was just like she thought I was just dumb and didn't get what the joke was.

4:38:45So I was like I was kind of saved. Like she was like, "Why are you sending me this?" But then I was like, "What?" And it I played it off. So, I had a little bit of a similar situation.

4:38:55I've had something happen, too. I sent um I was on a call with uh me and my partner at the time, and we were on a

4:39:03call with a with a few friends. I accidentally sent a spicy image to one of my to my my partner. I thought I was sending it to my partner, but I accidentally sent it to one of the friends that we were on the call with.

4:39:13And um I this is when Snapchat before you can unend messages. So, I got off the call. I called my friend and I said,

4:39:20"Hey, I just sent you an image uh on Snapchat. Open it and don't open it, but don't look at it." That's what I told her. And she like she completely

4:39:27understood like, "Alex, I got you." And she and she did it. I got her just in time before uh before it got awkward. Mhm.

4:39:35Nice. You got to be speedy on this kind of things.

4:39:38All right. Any more cringe cringe stories here?

4:39:42Well, I do have one that's similar to the getting in the wrong car story, but it's not it it happened to my friend,

4:39:48but I was in the I was in an a car basically like adjacent. I see.

4:39:54So, um we went I used to be part of like a rap collective and at the first show

4:40:01we ever did, we went basically like it was like a desert show. So, it was in it was on like the reservation

4:40:09um at like a house basically and it was almost like a house party, but it was in the backyard and they had set it up to have like a live show there and like had

4:40:17brought a a different artist out from New Mexico and like a uh some other stuff. But at one point during the show,

4:40:26um, a fight broke out cuz two people were kind of drunk and a fight broke out and one of the guys gets like slammed on

4:40:34the ground and then there's just blood like all over the place and they pick him up cuz he apparently lived in the

4:40:41house and they take him inside and they're like, "You're too drunk." and like take him inside and then try and just keep the show going for a while.

4:40:49And at some point, one of the neighbors or some somebody uh didn't like what was going on and went outside with a gun and

4:40:57didn't shoot at anybody, but like shot either in the air or in the ground to kind of like get everybody to like scared off. And as everybody's running,

4:41:06people are just trying to jump into random people's cars. And it wasn't like it was a shooting. there was a single shot that like was taken and everybody

4:41:14just started freaking out. And so I get in my car, I get um all of the people that I'm with with me and we start driving away. And as we're driving away,

4:41:23my friend calls and my friend goes, "Hey, where are you?" And I was like,

4:41:27"Oh, we got a like, you know, we're driving down the road. Everything's okay. Where are you at?" And my friend goes, "I've got the guy who was in the

4:41:35fight with me in the car in my car." And he goes, I go I go, "What? What are you talking about?" about and he goes, "I thought it was uh another one of our

4:41:43friends." And he he like thought because he was just a shirtless dude with like a shaved head, he thought it was another one of our friends that jumped in the

4:41:50car. But apparently this guy was getting like like they were trying to grab him because he like, you know, assaulted somebody that like was at this house.

4:42:01And so he jumped in my friend's car. And my friend basically told me that what happened was is he took him. I was like,

4:42:08"Well, you got to go drop him off somewhere. I don't know what to tell you. Like we can't come and like come to you because like the cops are going to come to this like this show that's

4:42:15happening. Like so we are I tell him like you know okay we'll meet up in a bit. Drop him off and we'll meet up with you. And he tells me later that

4:42:23basically he drops him off at a gas station and the guy tells him like thanks and then just runs off into the desert

4:42:32and just took off in the middle of the night. That's wild. What? Yeah.

4:42:39Don't let people into your car. I was when I was a kid, I after school,

4:42:45I saw a minivan outside and I thought it was my aunt's van because she was coming to visit vis visit us that weekend. So,

4:42:51I thought she came early. I run to the minivan. I open the door and I get in and I shut the door without even looking and some lady turns around. She goes,

4:42:58"Hi, do I know you?" And I'm like, "Oh my god, I just [ __ ] jumped in some random lady's van." Yeah,

4:43:05that's awkward. Uh the the worst uh situation like that for me was uh not that bad, but I got into an I left a

4:43:14movie and I got in there was a black Mercedes outside of the theater right in front with a big Uber on it and I and I went and got in and I sat or I was like,

4:43:28you know, the guy just let me in. He wasn't like, "Hey, what's your name?" or anything like that. And I got in and uh

4:43:36I I I was like what's you know he and he's like hey I'm not working right now

4:43:43and I was like then how like I was in a I wasn't really catching on to that I was in the wrong

4:43:52car. So I was like what do you mean like what do you like what do I get out or

4:43:59whatever? And he was like yeah and I was like okay. So, I thought I was I thought he was [ __ ] up for a second and then I realized that the car that I was

4:44:07supposed to get into was right behind him. Uh, so it wasn't that bad, but I definitely got into a car a dude's car uh unannounced. Uh,

4:44:18and uh yeah, nothing nothing too crazy. I felt bad.

4:44:25I was in a situation where I didn't get into a car. I was left out of a car.

4:44:30That was pretty cringe to me and thinking back it always makes me feel pretty upset. Uh so I was I used to take

4:44:37a school bus home from school every day and at some point I made some friends that like took the city bus and I was like yeah this the school bus gets me

4:44:44home easily and on time. I was like but I'd rather hang out with some friends so I'm going to take the city bus which takes probably like double or even

4:44:52triple the time. So, uh, it's towards the end of the school year and I'm walking with the friend that, uh, I always take the school or the city bus

4:45:00, 45 minuteshome with instead. And, uh, I'm all like, "Yeah, man. It's the end of the year." You know, uh, we ain't going to be together next year, but it was real cool. And then a car full of, uh, some

4:45:09of our mutual friends pulls up and they're all like, "Hey, uh, hey, what are y'all doing?" And we're like, "Oh,

4:45:14you know, we're going to head out." And then they're like, "Hey, we're going to Gaddy Land. Do you want to come with?"

4:45:19But, uh, I was excluded. And then the dude I was I was walking home with or to the city bus with was all like, "Oh yeah, sure." And they jumped in the car

4:45:27and then they just left and I was just [ __ ] there having to take the city bus home alone and I was like, "Fuck." That is so awful.

4:45:35It was awful.

4:45:36I fell asleep on the school bus one time and I woke up and no one was on the school bus. Me too. A Yeah, that's lit.

4:45:44But that's crazy. That sucks so bad because then you just like you're like having this whole thing. You're gonna have so much fun on your like extended ride with your friends and then you just had to do it all by yourself.

4:45:53Oh my god. So sad.

4:45:54I I held a grudge from those people for a while. I was like, "You guys are dicks." Yeah, that's [ __ ] up.

4:46:02Any more cringe stories in here?

4:46:05It's not really a cringe story, but all these people talking about getting into cars just reminded me about the time that I actually took a ride home from a

4:46:13stranger in a car that they just like drove up. It's sound like the situation itself wasn't that scary, but I did actually do that once.

4:46:21That's pretty wild. That's risky. Yeah.

4:46:25Um my grandma got taken by um by like a semi truck driver once and she [ __ ]

4:46:33jumped out. Goodness. She got away.

4:46:36Oh, we have $100 dono from Carrot Stick 666. Thank you so much,

4:46:42Carrot. Oh, I know what that's a reference to the best root vegetable. Thank you very much. Shout out Carrot.

4:46:50Um, it's not really a cringe story, but I have a story similarly to like being in awkward car situations. I was at a party with a friend. Uh, we just

4:46:58performed uh a gig together. Uh, I was the basis. He was the guitarist. And we had a bunch of music equipment in his truck. So, I wanted to hang out with him

4:47:06the whole night, but like it was like $1,000 worth of music equipment. So, I wanted to keep my eye on him like the whole night. I wasn't too close to this dude. We just performed the gig

4:47:13together. So, uh, I was just hanging out with him the whole night. He says, Alex,

4:47:16I got to take a call, but I have to do it in the car. I'm like, h, this dude's gonna run away with my [ __ ] So, I'm like, sure. I'm like, but can I like sit in the the back of the the pickup bed while you do so? And he's like, sure.

4:47:28And, uh, he's driving around while he's talking to the person in the truck. And he's I feel like he's trying to [ __ ]

4:47:34kill me. I feel like he's just going over dips and going over bumps and he's driving like extremely fast through the road. and we're both like we were just

4:47:43came out of the party so I'm I'm a little drunk. I'm like dude this is like the scariest thing I've ever been in.

4:47:47Like there was like almost nothing for me to hold on to in the back of the truck. So um eventually he did stop the call and we got out and and yeah, I survived that night.

4:48:01All righty. I'm going to take a little rest break. Man, please keep the chat entertained and then we'll get Alex. Yes, sir. Uh do do you want to check the uh Discord chat real quick?

4:48:10Which one? This one. The call. All right, let's check it out.

4:48:17Yeah. Uh poop trooper has provided us to watch a video. Um Captain Quazer, were you able to vet the video to make sure it's safe for us to watch?

4:48:25I'm looking over real quick. There's one there was one clip I asked him to blur just because there there's obviously graphic material in it

4:48:33and it's necessary to see but I just don't want the YouTube sensors to autoblock it just in case. Right. Okay. Good call. So, thank you. We are aware.

4:48:42Yeah. Sorry. I was looking at it right now.

4:48:44Yeah, I was going through the rest of it.

4:48:46All right. I will be right back. So, uh yeah, Fub was working on a video to discuss Paladin and culture, I believe.

4:48:53Um so, whenever that's ready and and vetted, we can check it out. But in the meantime, it's a great video.

4:48:58I'm gonna use the restroom. So, uh, take it away, mad man.

4:49:03Yeah. All right. Uh, so, uh, first of all, uh, I think people were trying to reach out to me on Reddit, uh, because they had stories and I messed that up. I

4:49:11I don't think people have my Reddit, but I think we're okay anyway. Um, where are we on donations? Let's take a look.

4:49:19We're doing good.

4:49:208,91. We are $99 away from 9K. Amazing.

4:49:28Uh, did I do that? Uh, we're over 9K. Yeah, we're Carrot put us over.

4:49:35Carrot. Amazing.

4:49:40Let's see what our uh So, everybody, just so you know, uh there is a raffle for donations. Uh,

4:49:45every $5 donation gets you uh gets uh every $5 of your donation gets you entered into a raffle for some amazing

4:49:53prizes. Some that have been said made by Thank you.

4:49:58some that have been made by the uh by members of this community. Uh some signed posters and things like that.

4:50:04Unreligion. Did you did you make that mug? That sweet H3 mug?

4:50:08I did. I just It's still in the kil. It hasn't come out yet. I It's a community cone, so I don't know if they're backed up right now, but I did make the H3 mug.

4:50:17The H3 mug is beautiful. Uh so, um so everyone get your donations in. The raffle will be next Sunday uh on Alex's

4:50:24stream. So, um yeah, but uh thank you for all the donations so far. Thank you everybody who's donated. Uh everybody's killing it and thank you for everybody

4:50:32telling your uh your cringe stories. Um just looking through the chat a little bit. Go ahead, AB.

4:50:41I was gonna say, yeah, I apologize,

4:50:42guys, if I'm if I seem low energy. I've literally like we were looking at apartments all day yesterday. I stayed up till like four trying to book some

4:50:50last minute stuff and then we our first appointment this morning was at 9:00.

4:50:53So, it's been uh a long Yeah,

4:50:57you're fine. You're fine. You got nothing to special guest right now. You know,

4:51:02seriously, you have here been awake for over 24 hours. Oh,

4:51:10really? Doesn't look like it.

4:51:14In the meantime, I did want to share another um Palestine Children release fund video. I have a few lined up for in between uh segments. So, uh I'll share

4:51:22the screen so the people in the call can hear too. So, give me one moment to set that up. All right. While you're setting that up,

4:51:30yeah, just a little friendly reminder of why we're here today and why we're raising funds and where our money is going towards.

4:51:37One moment. It's going to take me about three minutes here.

4:51:44All right, so everybody get your donations in. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.

4:51:49AB, you don't have to apologize. You're a special guest here, first of all.

4:51:53Second of all, man, apartment hunting is the worst. Moving is the worst.

4:51:57It's It's tough in LA. It's It really is. Yeah.

4:52:01It's the worst, but it can also be fun because it's like exciting.

4:52:04Yeah. True. True. Did you officially toss the one in the bad neighborhood? No.

4:52:12Good. Oh my goodness.

4:52:13No. I was hoping I was hoping that was still in the running. I liked it. I live in like a really nice apartment. It was a really bad neighborhood. Dude,

4:52:21a girl bought a brand new car and within a week her not just like on the rims.

4:52:26Like it was like the rims were gone and the tires were gone. It was just a flat car on the floor because it was in such a bad neighborhood. The apartments were gorgeous. I thought it would be worth it. It was not worth it.

4:52:35Happened to a friend of mine. He He went to go drive to school in the morning. He went to reverse and the car wasn't reversing and he got out and realized his car was on bricks.

4:52:46And my bike like I had a really nice electric bike. It got stolen from the It was a You had to have like a code to get into the building and then you had to go up four stories and then have a code to

4:52:54get into the bike room. And my my bike was stolen out of that bike room.

4:52:58How is it possible? I I don't know. I think it was an inside job. It sounds like it was an inside job.

4:53:04Probably my bike.

4:53:07We are at 9,000 9,046.91.

4:53:12Thank you guys so much for donating. I have this little video pulled up called Rebuilding the Dr. Musa and Sahalia

4:53:19Nasir Pediatric Cancer Department. So, I just wanted to this is another interesting video I found on the Palestine Children's Relief Fund channel

4:53:27where we kind of see like kind of exactly where the humanitarian aid goes in certain situations. So, we're just going to watch this quick little video really quick.

4:55:00, 55 minutesYeah, that's the video. So, as you can see, your money is going to be going towards helping rebuild uh hospitals for pediatric uh uh patients. So, that's obviously

4:55:10something very important and obviously something that we all deeply care about. Thank you so much for the 200 that Oh,

4:55:15that was $25. Thank you so much. This is a reminder of where your money goes towards. It pays for the volunteers and immediate humanitarian aid uh for these

4:55:22types of uh scenarios. Thank you so much. Alrighty.

4:55:29Let's get ready for dress to impress here.

4:55:32Yeah, I was going to hop off for a couple hours. I will be back later to do the makeup uh tutorial which I'm very very excited for. Thank you so much.

4:55:40Um thank you so much everyone for chatting. Um especially thank you AB for dropping by and we'll see you all later. Bye.

4:55:50Bye Carissa. Congrats on your win. Oh yeah, congrats. I'm probably going to take off too guys.

4:55:58Sounds good. Amy, thanks so much for joining us. It was a lot of fun talking with you, hanging out with you, and sharing stories, you guys. Thank you.

4:56:05Thank you guys for being here. Yes, you guys are awesome. Thanks for stopping by. Thank you for being here. Have a great rest of your day. All right, gang. Keep up the good work.

4:56:14I'm going to put this on in the background as I look for apartments and get some food.

4:56:17If you have any if you want to chime in at any time, feel free to chat it up or send me a direct message if you need me to to say say anything.

4:56:24We'll do, man. We'll do. Thank you so much. All right. Thank you, Amy. Bye, guys.

4:56:28Bye, baby. Bye. I'm I don't know how to leave.

4:56:34I'll figure it out. I'll kick you. I'll kick you. Kick my You just kicked me. Oh, there you go. You figured out.

4:56:40Awesome. Awesome. All right. Um I just kicked him. You did?

4:56:45Yeah, I just kicked Oh, [ __ ] All right.

4:56:48A It's getting crazy hot in my room, so I think it's time I turn off the bubble candle. It's been a few hours.

4:56:57that what's what's the worst part about the butthole candle is the smell lingers for a long time. I'm going to bring in the dress to impress ladies.

4:57:05We have Rum and Raisin and Eevee. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hi. How you doing?

4:57:13Hi. I'm so good. How are you?

4:57:15Doing all right. Doing all right. Just getting ready for Dress to Impress. Here we have a very special guest joining us today. We have H3 Pride Minute is going to be part of the Dress to Impress. My favorite Tik Tok account.

4:57:29Oh, that's funny. That's like the IDEs cuz uh uh Takib beanie just blocked or kicked abs.

4:57:36I blocked them and banned even blocked him. Oh dear.

4:57:45All right, ladies. Come in. Come in.

4:57:48Do I Oh, and Captain Quiz are going to be joining us, too. Oh,

4:57:54Taki Bean, you're also part of the second. I am. Very good. Very good. I'm ready to get beautiful.

4:57:59I'm gonna fire up the dress to impress right now.

4:58:01I dressed to impress today. I don't know if it's I don't know if it's impressed.

4:58:04I I've only given this uh this is the second time I've been able to uh this is my fit for the uh for the live for the

4:58:12live show at the Dolby. So, I had to put put it to use the second time.

4:58:18You look I think you dressed and and I am impressed.

4:58:21It looks really and you look really good. Uh, give me a moment so I can set up all of our cameras once everyone's in here. It's such a pain when um not everyone's in here and everyone's

4:58:30turning on and off the cameras, but we'll make it work. Let's see. Dress to impress.

4:58:41Just realized I was on mute. Uh, who's the next co-host in here? Is it Is it you, Captain? It's either Captain or Beanie, right?

4:58:48Uh, on the list for Dress to Impress, uh, that is It's It's me. Yep. Oh, hell.

4:58:56I'm next. How convenient. Well, I've got Roblox pulled up here.

4:59:03All right. So, I'm pulling up my private personal server.

4:59:09No. Yeah. I'm leaving as soon as the makeup segment happens because I didn't spend $300 on makeup. Yeah. Who would do that? Who would do that?

4:59:19You spent 300. That's neither here nor there.

4:59:25You definitely could have got that second hand. Jeez.

4:59:29All right, I'm going to invite It's the good stuff to donate.

4:59:34While you guys get started, I'm going to take off. I'm starving. I'm going to go get some food. Thank you for having me. Phenomenal. You've been doing great.

4:59:42Been a pleasure, mad man. It's been amazing.

4:59:45Wonderful meeting everyone. Alex, if you need anything, I'll be around all day.

4:59:48So, you know, if if you need any help or if uh you need me to jump on, just let me know.

4:59:52Oh, do thanks, man. I'll probably take you up on that.

4:59:54Awesome. All right. Well, I will hopefully talk to you later. Sounds good. Bye, y'all. Peace. Have a good one. See you. Am I definitely in the right one?

5:00:02Because when we did the practice, I was just like playing with random people for like 5 minutes by accident cuz I joined the wrong lobby.

5:00:10Welcome in HP Prideman. I think the audience would like to hear your voice.

5:00:13It's showing me that you're online, but it's not letting me I think there's everyone in here. All

5:00:22right, let me set up the cameras for everyone.

5:00:25Hopefully I don't start floating like last time.

5:00:28By keep the audience entertained as I set up the cameras.

5:00:31Absolutely. Hello every face in here. Thank you all for showing up. I I did some rounds last night. So

5:00:38everybody who showed up because of uh me reaching out directly, I appreciate you. I'm sorry for reaching out so late.

5:00:47I don't think I got an invite.

5:00:50I have not seen I tried to Oh.

5:00:52Oh, sorry. I thought you I thought you meant for me. I tried to uh I tried to hit uh as many people as I could that I

5:01:01knew uh would kind of put this on as well. So, I got a

5:01:08lot of people posting um uh showing support for this. So, I appreciate everybody who reposted or posted something about this.

5:01:19Uh, I'm going to double up on uh Carrot Stick's message. Uh, where are my bisexuals at?

5:01:27Oh, this thing I was not supposed to. By chat has landed. By chat has landed. We are here.

5:01:33We've started. Is this the Is this the actual theme? I thought we were doing This is not the actual theme. I just setting up the camera. The funky customs.

5:01:39You can take your money though. Get your money. I'm not good at What does the money do? I just I pick it up, but I don't know why.

5:01:47I think it playing.

5:01:50I think it it does work.

5:01:52I don't know. Do you have like a bank of money that you can spend? I don't know. A Roblox bank.

5:02:04Oh, that was my captain.

5:02:06We are still setting up here, ladies and gentlemen. So guys, whatever. Just do whatever you want for this theme cuz I'm not playing until I have all the cameras

5:02:12set up. And Beanie, please if you could uh read the chats.

5:02:18Oh, I am. I uh I invited uh bisexual chat in and they are showing up. They are here.

5:02:26Awesome. Awesome.

5:02:27They are here. They are They are loud and proud. Shout out to all the buys.

5:02:33I love all the genders cuz I can't make a decision. Thank you, M. Thank you, M.

5:02:41Um, I just want to say the energy has been great with chat, uh, with AB showing up, uh,

5:02:50with, uh, all of you guys who are here on the stream. It's been a lot of work to put together. And, uh, no, you're not, Jerel.

5:03:03You're tall skeleton, and I know it.

5:03:09All right, H3 Pride minute. Do you have your camera set up? You are Barry.

5:03:22Terrell Hill of Talking Deanie. I bet we we have to put a stop to this.

5:03:29Okay. You you're you're going to you are going to be everything someday.

5:03:35All right, I think that's all of us in here. I have all the cameras set up. Um,

5:03:39in the I guess this [ __ ] it. Let's just do disco theme, I guess. Well, we're doing A3.

5:03:44You can't just You can't just halfway through. I've been mucking about. Is everyone I'm so easily gas lit.

5:03:53Are we missing anyone for I'm not I'm not in. Okay, let me send you an invite.

5:03:58Yeah, cuz I'm actually It shows me on my thing. It doesn't say nobody. It just doesn't have any servers available for some reason. All right, Captain Qu.

5:04:05Is this actually some What? What is this right now? Is this around or are we just waiting? Oh, we're just waiting. I'm just I'm just messing around.

5:04:14Uh, see invites.

5:04:16All right, then I will hang out with the chat.

5:04:19Sorry, I should have been here for the um If I can ask, what's been your favorite segment so far? If anybody's been here the whole time or if you're just getting

5:04:27here, uh, what have you enjoyed the most so far? Not the besides the besides the 9,000 $9,000 we've raised.

5:04:39Oh, he's got another $25. Thank you so much. One second, Captain. I totally forget how to actually send people invites to this [ __ ]

5:04:48Oh, invite connections. There we go.

5:04:50Captain Quazar, invite. Anyone else missing from the lobby? You need an invite.

5:04:56Who is that? Is that Eevee? I also want to say shout out to uh Wooden Joe for these amazing 3D 3D coming at you

5:05:04threedimensional who needs an invite logos in the corner. Who needs an invite?

5:05:13Pride minute.

5:05:14Oh, Pride Minute. Okay. Sorry. What was your username on Roblox?

5:05:18It changed it. It should be H3 Pride Minute.

5:05:21Okay. Let's see here. There we go. Just sent accept the invite.

5:05:26Looks like Jeopardy was everyone's favorite.

5:05:28Oh yeah, Jeopardy was a was a blast and a half. All right, mayo. I liked you putting mayo on your dome.

5:05:35That's what Okay, I'm just going to I'm just going to put it out here just in case cuz I I think it I don't know if it got lost. I was offering I don't know if

5:05:42it detracts, but I was offering uh to mayo my dome. Uh, now I sent my message

5:05:50um about uh $4,000 ago. Uh, which is crazy to say, right?

5:05:58Uh, it was supposed to be for five. I was I was thinking if we hit five, I'll do it. Um, so I was putting it out there. If you want that to be incorporated into this stream at all,

5:06:08um, I will go get a jar of mayonnaise and I will put it on my head.

5:06:11All right, V. Keep that in mind. had a little extra donation incentives once we hit 10,000. I think 10,000.

5:06:19Yeah. Cab quizzer, have you been able to make it in yet? Oh, there you are. I see you. Anyone else missing?

5:06:28How many people are in here? I think that's everyone. All right, let's try to get that.

5:06:31I should be my dome. Ariana says I should put beans on my head. Oh, that seems so horrible. Baked beans.

5:06:41I don't think I have baked beans, but I can I can get beans. I can put beans on my head.

5:06:46That's so rotten. That's maybe worse than mayo. I couldn't watch.

5:06:49I can do it. I'd do it for 10k. For 10k for Palestine.

5:06:56I mean, it's honorable for sure. I respect it.

5:07:00, 7 minutesI'm putting on as much as I can while I'm in here.

5:07:03An hour. We don't believe you. I'll go get the beans as soon as uh as soon as I can. I'll get the

5:07:10I'll show you and then we can Sounds so threatening. I'll go get the

5:07:19beans. I'll do it. I'll go get the beans.

5:07:22Whether you like it or not, I'm getting the beans.

5:07:25I don't care if you donate. I'm going to do it. Just got to want to. Really?

5:07:29All right. Let's see all of your lovely blue faces here.

5:07:34First off, Alex the fiction. I better get five stars from all of you. For sure. For sure. You can throw tomatoes. Who did that?

5:07:43Wait, what? How to stop with the tomatoes?

5:07:47I want to be able to do that. How do you do that?

5:07:50Yeah. How do you You have to buy it in the store. No. How much is it for a tomato?

5:07:56Um, like 200 of the in-game dollars that you earn like or 2,000 like walking around.

5:08:03That's what they're for.

5:08:05Yeah. I used to play this game quite a bit. Tomato dollars. Okay.

5:08:12Oh, you know what? I do have I think I do have reffried beans. I think I do have reffried. That's even.

5:08:21Is that Is that worse? They're like very nice.

5:08:26I love how you match the tops with the bottoms there. Black on black. Thank you.

5:08:31Very disco for sure. I don't know how I feel about this one.

5:08:41Super trooper, welcome in. Why?

5:08:44The tops and the bottoms match. So, five stars. That's a five. That's a five all day. Mhm. Thank you.

5:08:49I love how the the the navy blue skin definitely. I was going disco. It's almost showtime.

5:08:57Oh, pride minute. Slay. I got a skirt. Whoa, the pose though. Haley.

5:09:05Beans. Beans. Fine. Oh my god. Hints on the head.

5:09:13We got beans in chat chat right now. What if you mix the mayo with the beans? Oh god,

5:09:19that's that's horrendous. What the hell is wrong with that? And then put that on your head.

5:09:24Listen, I'm just I'm just brainstorming here. Okay. I love it. I like it. I like it.

5:09:30Um it's what the people It's what the people ask for. I don't know that they gonna they're gonna want that, but if they do, I will.

5:09:39I'm seeing a lot of bean emojis. All right, the theme for next round.

5:09:44Pay attention everyone. We're going to be doing LCA. LCAL live is the theme for next round.

5:09:49Oh my god, I'm panicking. Every bit of creativity just left my brain. Okay, bro.

5:09:58Going to eat. We're going to do it. Ramen raisin. I'm going to mess up this suit. or make it better.

5:10:05Palestine for Palestine or make it better. I don't think so. I don't think so. Um,

5:10:13beans. Beans. Now, Haley, why? I I have to dress to impress right now.

5:10:21Beans and mayo may be a new invention. This might be amazing. Okay. All right. All right. The theme worked. Low lives.

5:10:30Oh, God. put your creative thoughts into making an amazing dress to impress theme for LCA live.

5:10:36Can Can we do a poll? Can we poll that whether or not it should be mixed mayonnaise and beans?

5:10:43Feel like it wouldn't mix. I feel like it would congeal and I feel like maybe that's the point.

5:10:51Okay, I have no idea what to do. Can I just say this is such a difficult scene.

5:10:56Nothing could have prepared me for this part of the game. No, I feel so unprepared.

5:11:03I think I have a good idea of how I want to tackle this here. Uh, I don't know how it'll come together,

5:11:11but we'll see.

5:11:15I'm already not feeling what I was doing. Hold on. Okay,

5:11:23I have a plan. I think it's a bad plan. We're going to fall through.

5:11:33I need a face. It's very disturbing without a face right now.

5:11:41Please. No. I'm not good at I'm not good at this game.

5:11:46It kind of sucks that you can't put on a beard even if the girl's body or like vice versa or whatever. Like I want to put on a beard. Can

5:11:54you not? Damn. Someone's I don't think so. What about the makeup bit?

5:12:00, 12 minutesI'm going to go with my other idea when he goes to No. Oh, I I'll have to check.

5:12:07Oh, you can get like just want a beard. Yeah.

5:12:12Who's cooking right now? Who's confident?

5:12:14I'm feeling pretty good about what I have right now.

5:12:18I'm not wearing any clothes at the moment.

5:12:21I feel like with this game, I never feel confident until like the last 30 seconds and then I'm like, "Wait, this is actually the best thing I've ever done." I'm like halfway done.

5:12:30Great. You said you can be I'd like to think I am.

5:12:49I'd like to think I'm pretty darn good at beans. All right, there's that.

5:12:56What the hell am I doing?

5:12:59Oh, I know exactly the kind of nail nails to give this character. Give him nails to match his sweater.

5:13:11Sir, does this game have a monle?

5:13:14Asking for a friend. Can you get monicles? Feel like that's a thing.

5:13:20Yeah, I think so. Somewhere.

5:13:32I'm going to be bold. I love the dress and press music.

5:13:38Yeah, the developers of this game are actually really good. Like, yeah, they know what they're doing.

5:13:45thorough game production. Oh no, don't need that. Yes.

5:13:54Is there a way I can get facial hair as a woman body?

5:13:58Uh yeah, that's what I was when you go to the makeup bit, you can get with the mask.

5:14:05I would like go to where you go to uh edit your face and it's on other. Got it.

5:14:14Very good. Very good. Um, does this character wear a necklace?

5:14:25I don't know. Let's see what we have. Oh, he he'll wear one of these for sure. Yeah. Hell yeah.

5:14:32I don't know enough about my character to like do her right, but I'm trying.

5:14:50No. 1 minute 45 seconds . Um.

5:14:59Oh, baddy. That's perfect. Oh, I can't really see it. This is not going well for me. Alex, stop copying me.

5:15:06No [ __ ] I'm done. Can I just put socks on? Is there socks?

5:15:15Is there a way that you can like move back in the corner move like a clothing item to the front?

5:15:22Like put it over the top of something or does it just like automatically stack in a certain way? Do you know what I mean?

5:15:32Wait, what does that make sense?

5:15:34I think you can only add more. I think you'd have to like delete that you want. I see. Okay.

5:15:46Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, I remember doing this. Stop it. That's amazing.

5:15:53And this is my beard.

5:15:56Another fun looking one. Oh, let's do that, too.

5:16:00, 16 minutesThis dude, that's perfect.

5:16:14All right, for this round, that's as good as I'm going to This is as good as I can I can do. My idea doesn't really work. I do is perfect. That's such a shame.

5:16:25No, I see you guys. You guys did You guys look good. You guys know what you're doing.

5:16:29I've hardly been spoiled on what you guys have. So, I'm really excited to see how the L health live theme goes.

5:16:36I'm just excited. It could have been great. Here he is.

5:16:45that's a classic.

5:16:48Strike a pose, girl. Oh yeah, look at those nails. She's she's owning it. Don't throw tomatoes at me. Oh my god, I'm shimmering right now.

5:16:57Up top with the tomatoes.

5:17:00, 17 minutesHow are we um how are we deciding how how much to rate people? Like, is there a criteria? Is there a rule? Are we Oh, is this everybody?

5:17:10Okay, so Alex team, I am Brantley. Wow. Wow, that was a good move.

5:17:17Dang. Now I'm going to hop on your back, Alex. Thank you. Thank you.

5:17:24Up next, dude. This incredible mascot.

5:17:29So, I was I was trying to get it so that I could get the eye patch over the glasses so I could have one blue and one red. So, just like close your eyes and

5:17:37imagine that that's what I managed to achieve and not weird. If you stick your phone, you can do it.

5:17:46Oh, I'm like a tee version of her. Cool. Cool. Cool. Oh, no. Yours is so much better. So much better. That's so cute.

5:17:54Everyone vote for this one. Don't vote for my one. I couldn't get the cow print.

5:18:01You did a good job though for like what you were working with. Thanks.

5:18:08Okay, now this I was just trying to embody I I didn't do great, but I just wanted to embody uh strike some poses. I love it.

5:18:16Just the vibe. I know they don't wear pants when they're when you know they just log on and just start. So that's what I was going for.

5:18:26I love it. But I will be giving it two stars. Sorry. Boogie was my inspiration. Oh, Boogie.

5:18:33Why does that actually look like him?

5:18:37Crazy. Holy [ __ ] man. That's incredible.

5:18:40Falling the death drop. Do the death drop again. Iconic. You nailed that air. That was awesome.

5:18:49Got to be honest, I completely forgot about the color scheme. What is this?

5:18:53Why the knife? Who are you trying to have a gun? What? What is this?

5:19:01Is that Waluigi? I'm confused.

5:19:09All right, let's see who's who wins here. Round one, dude. Boogie 98. Well done.

5:19:19All righty. Let's pick another theme here. Uh, if we did this mascots,

5:19:26I want to do some a Teddy Fresh theme that Yes, please do. Eddie,

5:19:34how's everyone doing in the chat there? How's everyone doing?

5:19:41I'm going to do what uh what we did earlier. Uh, if you have donated, please drop some purple hearts in the chat. I want to see now at this point here.

5:19:5210,000 has done it. We're almost to what? We're almost at 10K. No way.

5:20:00, 20 minutesI got to go get I've got to go get beans and mayonnaise. Let's see. We're at 9,176, guys. We're doing so good.

5:20:07How am I doing? I'm doing great. Thank you.

5:20:10I'm doing better now. I You know, I have I have some crazy anxiety, but it usually it usually levels out.

5:20:17Beans in the mayo will help for sure. I've heard that about beans and mayo.

5:20:21Beans and mayo helps. I'm gonna give it a shot. I hear that. I've heard that.

5:20:25It's a British tradition. We do that a lot before like anything mayo or anything big.

5:20:30It's like a herbal It's like a herbal medicine.

5:20:33Yeah. You like heat it up and you like holistic medicine. Mhm. Put like a damp cloth over your head.

5:20:42Inhale the mayo. Wait, what's the Teddy Fresh? Okay.

5:20:47Wait, do I can I can I do the thing that I did before when we did the practice? Is that cheating? Because I love when I did something.

5:20:55You're going to win then. Go for it. Do your thing. I don't even remember it. So,

5:21:00, 21 minutesokay. Wait, I don't know if I remember how I did it. Oh, no. That means it was good, though.

5:21:10And to be honest, I am cheating cuz I am doing pay to win with VIP. So I am I am a fake cuz I am paying for all the cool stuff.

5:21:20I respect it.

5:21:23So I just want to see that

5:21:34is more yellow.

5:21:49Let's see. Um,

5:22:01yeah, let's go with that color right there. Yeah. All right. I got to start putting on some clothes here. I've just been focusing too much on the hair.

5:22:08I've got to do the opposite. Let's see. Yes.

5:22:16Where are all the trousers? I'm getting lost with all this space in VIP. Just can't find my way around anymore.

5:22:22There's just so much room. So many things. Stop ring it in.

5:22:28God, there's just so much room. Just me and myself and VIP. Okay, here we go. I'm in here, too. Hiding.

5:22:40hoarding all the good stuff. Where? Thank you so much for the $50 from LG.

5:22:48Thank you so much. 50. All right. All right. All right.

5:23:00, 23 minutesOh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah.

5:23:05Okay. All right. All right. I have a shirt right now. So, that's pretty cool.

5:23:19Look at that. I'm going to win with that accessory alone, you guys.

5:23:25My gosh, I just realized I got this. The most ugliest face ever. No. Let's see what kind of kid.

5:23:34Oh, a cell phone, of course. Do I need a bottoms with this?

5:23:43Probably might help. Um,

5:23:52how does this one look? That doesn't look too bad. Hey, classy.

5:24:00, 24 minutesLet's give her some different nails, though. There you go. Little shorter nails.

5:24:08Let's give them the same kind of pattern going on here. Very good. Very good. All right.

5:24:13How we doing, chat? Do we look good here? I'm really proud of my little design.

5:24:27I'm trying. I'll say that. Thank you so much, Plinky, for the $10.

5:24:41Um, let's see here. Another minute and 45 seconds .

5:24:46[ __ ] I'm done. I really don't know what else I can say. So much pressure.

5:24:58Do you ever get when you just like put on one thing and then everything's ruined completely? Yes.

5:25:04I don't know why that keeps happening. A [ __ ]

5:25:12Maybe I'll change the color of my shoes.

5:25:16My god, I'm not even not even wearing a top. That's so embarrassing. I love when I realize that happen.

5:25:26Not even wearing any clothes. Right.

5:25:35Not going to lie, my practice round of Petty Fresh definitely went better than this one.

5:25:41I pretty much I'm just happy I can close the menu.

5:25:44Thank you for the $50, Kim P. Really appreciate it.

5:25:48I need a top. Little bra top.

5:25:55Okay. Okay. Okay. Don't panic. Okay. All right. 30 seconds left.

5:26:03Oh, my girl needs some earrings.

5:26:04No, I took my shoes off. Oh, no. Don't take your shoes off. Bare feet on the runway. It's gross.

5:26:12Be embarrassing.

5:26:14I feel like this person So nasty. Oh,

5:26:17there's some hoops. Yeah, big old hoop gal, I think.

5:26:23Oh, yeah. Accessories. I'm ready. As ready as I'm going to be.

5:26:32Thank you, Avery. Mine's just too basic.

5:26:37Look at her. I got Ela Klein looking like a total boss. Look at that necklace.

5:26:41Look at that necklace. I need to get Wait, I love it. The teddy necklace.

5:26:46And how? Wait, how did you get the tiny necklace? Get that post 28. You know, just threw down 300 Robux.

5:26:54Go buy. Yes, with the board. Yes. Oh, I love it. I ran for that board fast.

5:27:02Cool, witch. You're cool.

5:27:05Oh, you got like the actual teddy hat. I should put that on. Oh, no.

5:27:12I was I'm still wearing the same hat I wore for the Malai one.

5:27:21I don't know why I have the feather boa. It just felt it just felt correct. I love the print.

5:27:30Post 28. Post 28. Let's go. I love when I walk away doing post 28.

5:27:38It's the best part. We got thenemies color scheme.

5:27:42I did fmomies. I'm actually wearing my friendmies top today. Oh, nice.

5:27:47You have a friendmies top. I'm so jealous. Yes. That's like a piece of history. Oh, is that the one you just bought? I want one of those.

5:27:55Yeah, it was. Oh, nice.

5:28:01All right. I was just feeling myself a little bit with this one. That's all. That's a I like that. That's a one star for me, dog.

5:28:10I love it. That's a one star. A What the hell?

5:28:13I'm going to have to agree. I'm going to have to agree. Explain. I need something. I don't know. You still give you one star.

5:28:26Never mind. It was me. I still gave you one star. It's okay.

5:28:32I promise next time I'll give you five to make up for it so it'll balance out. Thank you. I appreciate that. Mhm.

5:28:43And Captain Quazar coming in here with the bare ears.

5:28:47I I spent the whole time trying to figure out how to do like a color block like in a way, but I just did not at all. Yeah, that would have been real good. Go on the patterns bit.

5:28:56Yeah, the patterns. I haven't played this enough, I guess.

5:28:59When you start using patterns, that's when you really start playing dress and press. That's when [ __ ] gets real.

5:29:04That's the big That's okay. It happens to all of us. Thanks.

5:29:13All right. I did this one with some friends, but I'm really curious to see how you guys handled this theme.

5:29:19Uh, see if I can type it in here. Are you giving us a difficult one? Yes.

5:29:27Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm kidding.

5:29:32I don't need to win. I just need to find I need to get on I need to at least get like third place. That's like I gotta Thank you for $50 at some point. Just make it a little bit, you know.

5:29:42Oh, you're trying to podium. There we go. You'll make it, girl. You got this.

5:29:50Thank you. Thank you.

5:29:52Start using five stars. It's all about the patterns.

5:29:58And accessories, I think. Where's the upside down? For sure.

5:30:07Isn't there like a scary hell part? All right, Julia. Oh my god, I jumped up that. A good day.

5:30:16Scorpion chair,

5:30:22wait, what? Oh my god. Scorpion chair, bro. What do you mean by that?

5:30:28I don't know. Let's see how uh we can kind of get this working here. Oh my god. Okay.

5:30:38I'm thinking thank you so much for the $25 from 69th_gen. Thank you. Thank you.

5:30:56Oh, I just Oh, I saw somebody else just put on what I put on. No, no,

5:31:09we're doing the same thing. Okay, I'll change. I'll go I'll go in a different corner. No, no, no, no. Stop making the same. It's okay. It's okay.

5:31:17I'll I'll just I'll just uh I don't even know. Really even more hard.

5:31:29All right. Very good. Very good. Want some hair.

5:31:33Oh my god. Why does it do that? It like does an angle sometimes. Hair. No, it's not the hair.

5:31:43There we go. I'm going to go early on guard with it. Me too. Rob's media just dropped a case.

5:31:55I like Oh, I like this hair. I don't know.

5:32:10Let's see what kind of other accessories can I use here. What are the changing room stalls for?

5:32:18Whoa, there's like mermaid tails and stuff in here.

5:32:22That feels like cheating. I know it's part of the game, but it feels like you shouldn't be allowed to do that.

5:32:29Oh, that's the perfect accessory right there.

5:32:44camera. Can I hold that, too? I'm really lost now.

5:32:59just making myself laugh of how so stupid mine is. Mine's looking pretty good.

5:33:15I'm sorry if people hear motorcycle noises. There are children riding their motorcycles outside or dirt bikes rather.

5:33:32Feel like I need more accessories. accessories you can put on the better.

5:33:40That's a fact with this game. Proven. You just got to load it on.

5:33:50I guess we just put some jewelry on. Hell yeah. Where are all the men shoes?

5:33:59Do men wear shoes in this game?

5:34:01Oh, I got to change my my toenails. What am I thinking? Can I Can you change the color of your toenails? I didn't think toenails. Oh,

5:34:08never mind. Never mind. How ridiculous of a thought of mine to have that I could do that. Crazy. Absolutely crazy.

5:34:14Oh, that's great. Even better. Where are the boy shoes? This is crazy.

5:34:25M just have to go bare feet in this game. Okay. Yeah, bare feet on the runway.

5:34:42dude. Close up shop. Dude, you guys are so going down this round. Oh, definitely.

5:34:49Mine makes no sense, but also makes complete perfect sense at the same time.

5:34:53It's It's like the worst and best thing I've ever done.

5:35:08Oh my god, you look terrifying. Who you talking to?

5:35:12I love it though. You No, I look I look stylish.

5:35:16Yeah, it's like terrifying in a good way. Murphy with the $25. Thank you so much.

5:35:29I need more screens.

5:35:44Oh, I'm just looking at everybody else who's like actually done something that kind of looks like a scorpion.

5:35:52And that's just not that's just not what I've done.

5:35:56I haven't looked at anyone else. So, I'm so excited to see everyone.

5:35:59Everybody else is like completely heads to block and I'm carrying an ice cream cone.

5:36:05I went off on guard, but I'm still going to come in last place. That's kind of my goal now.

5:36:12Okay. Oh gosh, the pattern. Hey, you stole my wings.

5:36:20You got wings in just Everybody has wings. Jazz. Oh,

5:36:30Oh, that's really good. Check it out.

5:36:32It's a Scorpion chair. I got all the monitors. We really good. That is really good.

5:36:37I feel like I'm going to find it really difficult to give anybody anything less than five stars for this cuz they're all just going to look so cool. I got all the leather going on, too.

5:36:45Check it out. I like the white nails. Oh, that's cool.

5:36:52Wow. One uh fishnets is five stars for me for some fishnetss. I I was pandering.

5:37:00, 37 minutesYou're playing to the audience, I see. Bri, thank you for the $5.

5:37:10Okay. So, mine requires some explaining.

5:37:12Yeah. So, I was in the VIP and then I saw somebody who was doing like the exact same thing as me. So, then I was thinking, scorpion. Okay. Scorpio. Who

5:37:21do I know that's a Scorpio? My friend who dresses like this. I thought you were trying to go. Who's a Scorpio? Amazing.

5:37:28So that's amazing. Yes. Yes.

5:37:38Spooky. Oh, I love it. She's serving.

5:37:41I like I made the screens like the mask and glasses.

5:37:44I like the ears going over the top. It's very scorpion. Very scorpion chair. Thank you.

5:37:54All right. So, I was going to do all black, but somebody got their skin tone before mine, so I didn't want to steal it.

5:38:03Oh, so I just actually This This is your best. I love it. Thank you.

5:38:09That's pretty good. I gave it a four.

5:38:13That's such a backhandard comment compliment.

5:38:16I was going more for the aura. I like the robotic stuff. I love this one. Wow,

5:38:24this one's like creepy and cool. Mhm. I think gargoyle, too. Wow, look at that flip.

5:38:31It's not fair. The stuff you have is crazy, dude.

5:38:35Whoa, Dan got a gift. I wonder what it is. Uhoh. Wow. Wait, this is cool.

5:38:42That is Dan, though. Open it, Dan. That's good. That's good.

5:38:50You got the pos.

5:38:58Yo, I made a bird for I I did it.

5:39:01That's all I needed. I just needed to land on the thing. All the boys on the podium.

5:39:09All right. Let me take all this off.

5:39:14Very good. Very good. Um, let's see if I have enough Robux to pick another theme here. Oops. I do not.

5:39:21I really did it. I really did it. I really landed on there. What would you guys like trophy?

5:39:27Yeah. What would you guys like as an H3 theme?

5:39:29Oh, I can pick a theme. I can write a theme. Go for it. It lets me. What What should I do?

5:39:35What What do we want? Do we want to do an Olivia one or a crew based one? What about um what about like um E the many faces of Ethan?

5:39:45Oh, Ethan Klein.

5:39:47Ethan. All the different outfits he's ever worn. Ethan Klein sounds good to me. Oh, what? It won't let me.

5:39:56Yeah. So, there's going to be a there's going to be a prompt that pops up, but ignore it. We're all doing Ethan Klein. All right,

5:40:02everyone. Everyone in agreeance. I have to specify this cuz I played this game before and someone's going to do the actual theme that says we're all doing.

5:40:11All right. I thought I had enough Roblox to do it, but then it said no. All right. Ethan clan. What about Ethan Clan with the buzz cup?

5:40:26I'm just stuck in a post. I don't know if I am on other people's stream. Are you floating? Yes, a little bit.

5:40:31Oh, I did that. Yeah. Yeah, that happened to me. Yeah, you're stuck that way. That's cool.

5:40:39The face is so important for this.

5:40:47Oh, I know exactly where I'm going with this. Thank you for the $25, Sarah. I really appreciate it.

5:41:03There's not enough watches for this game.

5:41:21Oh, I can't put anything on. What the hell?

5:41:27Yeah, I usually stick to the woman's body cuz I feel like there's put more clothes on. All right.

5:41:38All right. Got to find a good pattern here. That's perfect.

5:41:46Let's get a bandana now.

5:42:03That kind of hat I want's not here.

5:42:16Got to get the glass in at least.

5:42:29All right, let's get a nice Put these boots on. Let's get a nice little face.

5:42:37When you have the dude body, you can't do anything fun. Yeah, I swear. Yeah, the dude body is not very cool.

5:42:45I don't know why they make it like that.

5:42:48How do I get rid of the text box on the top left corner?

5:42:55Um, if you hit the menu button and go Are you on console or Oh, I I figured out. Thank you.

5:43:03Okay, I had that problem, too.

5:43:42What the I can't put a face on. What the hell? Is that a rooster?

5:43:48Yeah, I have roosters. That's cool lore. Yeah,

5:44:15What? Okay, my guy is looking absolutely terrible.

5:44:30I got to give him his his poopy brown eyes.

5:44:39Oh, there's only one minute and a bit left.

5:44:41Oh, nope. I guess those eyes are going to be blue.

5:45:12No, that's stupid.

5:45:20What will this character wear as an accessory here?

5:45:33I was looking the camera. No, that's what Ela would do. Damn, that's not that's not Ethan at all.

5:45:49Yeah, I am struggling with this one.

5:45:58None of the fit over the massive.

5:46:09I just picked up a sparkler back and

5:46:14All right. That was terrible. Oh no.

5:46:16I wish there was a pizza slice accessory.

5:46:22What's up, y'all? It's my attempt at vape nation. I got the hairline. I got the uh the weed here. Look at me.

5:46:31I'm inclined. That's not a buzz cut.

5:46:38We got $100 from Habanero Sriracha. Thank you so much. Yo, habanero Sriracha. Wow.

5:46:46All right. So, this is Ethan on his way to give Trisha her trophy from when they worked out their incred.

5:46:53Love it. That's so specific. Five stars.

5:46:56The only thing I can so specific

5:47:06when Ethan dressed up as Uncle Sylvester cuz that was like my favorite ever. Very cool. Very cool. Um, amazing. So, yeah.

5:47:15I knew immediately when I saw the white skin, I was like, I know what she's doing. Perfect.

5:47:22I have the little knife. Also, does Uncle have the knife? I can't remember. He does now. The Eston.

5:47:31Oh, that is I ran out of time. That's like modern Ethan right here.

5:47:37With no shoes on.

5:47:41I couldn't find sandals or flip-flops anywhere.

5:47:46All right. So, this is uh him as uh when he was wearing a diaper in his mirror in his uh mirror photo. Oh my gosh.

5:47:53Oh, the diaper photo.

5:47:56Never Oh, you got the perfect care for that. That's great. You captured his likeness. Well,

5:48:06like the poses, too.

5:48:08This is I thought of the subathon and a hint of spilling his drink on his computer, too. I thought that was a fun touch. Yeah, that's that's pretty good touch.

5:48:17Good job. That was so good. Yeah, I get it. Mhm.

5:48:27So, mine is the H3 podcast uniform. Whoa.

5:48:31Those number. And then Ethan always said that he he would look good with highlights. So, I decided to give him some highlights.

5:48:37You gave it to him.

5:48:41You should try it out. It's done wonders for me.

5:48:49You really said Frosted Tips, but I like Good job. Very well done. Yeah, that one is amazing. Awesome.

5:48:57Thank you. My gosh.

5:48:59All right. I think that does it for uh H3 dressed to impress. What do you guys think?

5:49:03Amazing. Yeah, it was so much fun.

5:49:06We're going to want to get ready for the next segment here. Up next, we have coming up worst teacher stories. And yeah, that Fa Troopa video is actually ready. So,

5:49:14all right. Very good. All right, let's see. Um, and who's my next co-host? Is it I drink H3 for the next one?

5:49:22I think it's me. All right. Very good. For worst teacher story. Yes, sir.

5:49:26All right. Captain Quiz, please. And Beanie, while you're still in here,

5:49:30please entertain the chat. I'm going to put Captain Quazer on screen.

5:49:32For sure. For sure. for sure. How did I do? How did I do, chat? I saw It was perfect.

5:49:38I saw I did okay. Everybody else did amazing.

5:49:42I love this game, but I love it as a spectator if I'm being honest. I Oh, we have a Jeff Barry.

5:49:50Where is Jeff Barry?

5:49:56Jeffrey Barry. Yes. Shout out to the Welsh community. Thanks so much to my participants.

5:50:02There he is. for joining us for just to impress. Shout out Eevee, shout out HP Primeman. Shout out Wish, shout out Rame and Raisin, shout out Beanie, and of course, Captain Quazar. Thank you so much.

5:50:12This has been splendid. Thank you for having us. Thank you. It was so much fun. You're very much welcome to stay on.

5:50:17I had fun playing with you guys to share some uh worst teacher or actually it's worst things we did as kids. Worst things we did as kids.

5:50:25I thought this one was the teacher one. What?

5:50:27Oh [ __ ] Sorry. Sorry. Yes. Worst worst teacher stories. Yes. Yes. Yes. My bad.

5:50:32M was Alex dulling my sparkle? I don't think Alex was dulling my sparkle. Alex just shines so bright.

5:50:40I don't have any terrible teacher stories. But I am coming back later to do Pictionary and Jackbox,

5:50:46which I'm probably going to be like so delirious for because that's going to be like 3:00 a.m. for me. So

5:50:54yeah, I might be like completely off my mind by that point. That'll make Yeah. Bye. I will be back later.

5:51:02Yeah. For for uh this segment, I think I uh will go ahead and head off for a bit and uh maybe I will swing back around.

5:51:13How does that sound?

5:51:14That sounds fantastic, Mr. Beanie. Thank you so much for joining us. You also look amazing in your outfit, by the way. Oh, we have $20.

5:51:22I still have dress to impress music. Thank you so much.

5:51:25Turn that off. But I could still apparently if you'd like.

5:51:30Yes sir. Take it away cabin quiz. I'm use the restroom and then we're going to see where we are in incentives.

5:51:35I can uh I'll be right back.

5:51:37I can stick around till you get back from the potty.

5:51:40Yeah. You can listen to my story real quick. Yes, please.

5:51:44So I have I I've had a lot of weird teachers throughout my time in school. I

5:51:51um had teachers that uh were perves and you know eventually got kicked out of

5:51:58the school. I've got um you know got fired. I've had uh teachers that were too aggressive um teachers that were

5:52:06overly emotional. And so I think the best one that I have spans many years because it started when I was a young

5:52:14child in about second grade. I was in second grade and my sister was in kindergarten. And when I was in second grade, there was a girl that was in my

5:52:22class that other people would make fun of and say that she looks like Fiona from Shrek. People Kids are terrible people.

5:52:32And I I was honestly, I'll be honest, I was a bully to certain kids, but I never engaged in that. I was a bad kid, but it I gota I gotta be honest, you know,

5:52:42nobody's perfect.

5:52:44Um, I wasn't a bully. That's a bad way to put it. But, you know, everybody picks on people here and there, but I was not a part of this. And that's honestly too far. I don't think I ever picked on girls.

5:52:54It's going below the belt. But um what basically happened was it had gotten to um you know she was probably talking

5:53:03about it at school or at home and her little sister had heard it and there was basically a the teacher of the

5:53:11kindergarter that was the younger sister of this older sister that was getting picked on.

5:53:18And the teacher one day picks me out and tells me to like separate from my siblings and come over to him.

5:53:28Cabin Quaer out here doing an impression of the neighbor from the from home improvement. Okay, perfect. But um the teacher called me over and was basically

5:53:36uh started like really pressing me being like you can't bully little kids. And I was like what are you talking about? I

5:53:44didn't I've never bullied I've never bullied little kids in my life. What are you talking about? I don't talk to any kindergarteners. And then he really just was getting in my face, pointing at me

5:53:51going like, "No, you can't. You think a little kindergartener would lie about that? They're telling me it was you and

5:53:59you need to like just telling me all this stuff about how I need to not pick on little kids and you know, uh, a whole lot of fooy that I didn't need to hear.

5:54:08But then years later, he actually became my teacher in the sixth grade. And when he was my teacher in the sixth grade, he

5:54:16kind of showed that these were his, you know, natural interactions with people.

5:54:21He was very overly emotional and would um get aggressive with certain students if he felt like uh it was necessary.

5:54:29And uh at one point he was kind of ranting and raving and

5:54:37kind of going going crazy in class and he somehow slipped on a kid's backpack and then slammed his head

5:54:46against his own desk. and he didn't like get knocked out or anything, but he he gets up and then he starts going even

5:54:54more like aggressively about how people need to make sure their stuff's picked up and that or that wouldn't have happened and all that type of stuff. Um, that's awesome.

5:55:02He was probably the worst like acting teacher that I've had, but honestly, as an actual teacher, he wasn't that bad.

5:55:10Like, you know what I mean? He actually taught us the material as opposed to other teachers that try and be your friend the whole period and then you don't know anything. So, um, you know,

5:55:19it is what it is.

5:55:22Um, but now that Alex is back, who else is, uh, has got a story? Oh, damn, I missed it.

5:55:30I'll I'll toss this one out there before I dip. Uh, I had a teacher that threatened He was, uh, this poor guy. He was he was uh he was older and he was

5:55:39teaching math and everybody it was so easy for everybody in the class to like dunk on him like all the time cuz he was

5:55:46just inherently just kind of was a like a kind of a sucky guy but like the he had the most just unfortunate set of

5:55:56kids in his class and he lost it one day and he threatened to kill everybody. Oh,

5:56:02he threatened to he he was like he was a he was a like a veteran and he just he snapped and he was like I'm going to [ __ ] kill you.

5:56:14What? That's way over the line, bro. Oh my god.

5:56:18Yeah, but he was so goofy that he was saying it and nobody like he was getting laughed at at the same time. So, it was really painful. Like you feel bad and

5:56:26empathetic for him on one hand, but also he's threatening to kill everybody. But he was he was like, "I'm gonna kill you." Like that kind I like that kind of.

5:56:35Was he kidding or was he serious? No, he was he was a very upset old man.

5:56:40He he had been tormented in this class for like the entirety.

5:56:45Damn. That dude, kids are [ __ ] vicious to the teachers.

5:56:51I It was rough. I 100% believe that um based on those how the teachers I saw got treated at my my high school.

5:57:00, 57 minutesHe snapped. He we the kids took it too far. I didn't I didn't dunk on him. But yeah, I it's hard to it's hard to hard

5:57:08to stand up for the guy that like is constantly like just doing the the easiest. He's just constantly putting himself in the position to be made fun of by these kids.

5:57:17Katy Rask asked if someone reported him. No.

5:57:22No, they had just laughed at Nobody took it seriously. Nobody took this man seriously. It was really sad. I hope he's doing well.

5:57:30Very good. Very good. Thank you so much for sharing that. I blew my mind for sure.

5:57:33Of course. Thank you for having me. I'm going to dip now.

5:57:37Thanks for joining us, Beanie. I really appreciate you having here. Appreciate all the hard work you do. Uh stick around like um I have a very special power. I haven't told anyone this, but I

5:57:44made a presentation for Oh my god. Ethan and Ela $1,000. Holy crap. I'm so glad I haven't left yet.

5:57:53You came here for like the perfect moment. Shout out Ethan. Shout out Ela. I have to update the goal now. Oh my god.

5:57:58Thank you guys for donating to That's it. I mean, you made it. Ethan, thank you. You're a good man, Ela.

5:58:06You're a good woman. Uh, hope you guys like this.

5:58:12Ethan, that's so generous. Thank you so much, man. I really appreciate everything you do for us. I have to update our donation goals. I have to

5:58:19reveal the final hidden donation in.

5:58:22You've crushed both of the donation goals and we still have 6 hours left.

5:58:26Uh there's no way we're going to hit the last. I guarantee the last ones are so insane.

5:58:30No, they're so far ahead. Amazing people.

5:58:33We have some time and then there's still the time after the stream's over. So,

5:58:38I'm going to go find some beans and some mayonnaise and I'm going to make an atrocity of a mix.

5:58:44Thank you, sir. I look forward to seeing the mix. So, I I I'm like kind of stunned right now because I have to go back to the the spreadsheet where my

5:58:51donation goals are. So, now I have to type I have to put in what I'm most most dreading.

5:58:58Um, so 10 I got to shave my eyebrows now. We reached $10,000.

5:59:07It's all gone. Should I do that?

5:59:09Can I Can I at least wait till after the makeup to do that? No, cuz you can just draw them back on. Yeah.

5:59:17All righty. I guess we'll just take care of that now while we're here, right?

5:59:21Um, so anyways, the final secret donation goals. At 15,000, I will talk in a falsetto for at least 15 minutes.

5:59:29At 25,000, I revealed the first song I ever made. I put it that high cuz I couldn't get through the first 30 seconds of it. It's honestly so [ __ ]

5:59:37bad. Like, I just I really don't want that out in the world. And at 35,000, I cut off all my hair.

5:59:47All righty. All righty.

5:59:48I don't want you to do that, but I want to hit that.

5:59:50Yeah. So, let's shave my eyebrows. I have my buzzer ready. Let's do it. Let's do it.

5:59:57Um, do we have anyone lined up for more cringe stories, though, before we get into it?

6:00:04Anyone else? I I mean, not cringe stories, teacher stories. Oh, I have a principal story.

6:00:10Okay. Um, let's let you hear it. that please tell your story while I sit up what's about to happen to my eyebrows.

6:00:18All right. So, when I was at the tail end of elementary school,

6:00:25um I had a girl who um decided that she was going to go to the principal and say that I threatened to kill her on AIM.

6:00:38This dates me obviously. Um, I never did that. So, my mother printed out all of my chat logs and um,

6:00:49she made me read them to her so that I like we could prove my innocence, right?

6:00:56So, nothing was in there and uh, we took it to have like a meeting with the principal like after everything was all

6:01:04said and done. And I was like I was so ready to like prove my innocence and um like get justified that I was in the right.

6:01:14Um but it turns out that the principal um that was very very mean to me whenever

6:01:22she was telling me that I did this thing. um could not meet with us because she uh got fired for hooking up with the

6:01:32uh with the football coach and they were both married and did it on school property.

6:01:40Um so yeah, she got fired. I still got suspended for something I didn't do. And that's my story to learn that not

6:01:48everything is fair. Um but bad things happen to bad people sometimes.

6:01:55So, so it was like they just um because there was no one like that the principal that oversaw the actual punishment, they

6:02:04were just like, "Well, we can't we can't prove anything now." That's Yeah, that's great.

6:02:10Yeah. Like um like we had a meeting set up and scheduled because my my parents wanted to appeal the um the punishment since I didn't didn't do anything wrong.

6:02:22Um, and turns out the principal uh did that. So, she got in more trouble

6:02:29than I ever got in. And I got to have like a fun inschool suspension day and eat ice cream uh with the guidance counselor. So, that was fun.

6:02:43Sorry, I'm just sending a message. Oh, you're fine.

6:02:49But yeah, that's um I think we also had like a recurring theme of teachers and students aloping. I think

6:02:57that happened like two different times through my high school career, but I think that happens everywhere, unfortunately. Yeah, that happened at my school.

6:03:06How was the story? I missed all of it.

6:03:09You missed all of them? I sure did. All right, let's do it. I'm going zoom into my eyebrows. Sorry, my camera's glitchy because it's been on for so long. Before you do that, do you

6:03:18want to show Fa Troopa's video or do you want to do that after? Which would be better, you think?

6:03:24I honestly don't know because it's kind of an emotion. Like, you know what I mean? It's Would me shaving my eyebrows lift up the mood?

6:03:34I just don't know if it's almost like disrespectful to the video to have your eyes like your eyebrows shaved. I feel like it almost might draw attention more.

6:03:42Let's watch the video now then. Right.

6:03:54Or should we just save it for later? What do you think? Um,

6:04:02we could save it until just after the segment completely. I just don't want to because we were going to do it before the segment, but you walked but you went away, so we had we started it. So, uh,

6:04:10so we could we could do it after the after the hour or whatever at 5. Okay. At 5.

6:04:16After the next time it's supposed to lap over. Okay. So, uh, watch the video now.

6:04:23Well, I'm saying you can do the if you want to do your eyebrows and stuff now,

6:04:26we could save it till 5 when the next segment's supposed to lap over.

6:04:32I'm really apologize. So, when should I watch the video? Now or at five? I was at five. At five. So, shave now.

6:04:41Yeah. Shave now. All right. Shave now. Let's do it.

6:04:43Because I I don't think it'll draw too much attention away, honestly. It's fine. You don't have that thick of eyebrows to begin with. So,

6:04:51Oh, that's good to hear. I feel like they're I feel like they're pretty thick. Oh, I can't see nothing. All right, there we go. All right, eyebrows time. I can't I can't see without my

6:05:00, 5 minutesglasses. So, let's see how good we can get it. I'm just using the uh Oh, it's get I'm gonna get hair all over

6:05:08my drink and all over my keyboard, too, which is fine. Free Palestine.

6:05:20How's that? That look crazy yet? It was there and then it was gone.

6:05:29Whoa, that looks insane.

6:05:35All right. How are we looking? Can you You guys can see it better than me. How's that look? Oh my god. This feels very intimate.

6:05:43Is it a little bit?

6:05:47I think you're looking great. I can't I honestly can't see. I'm going to put my glasses on for a second. See how that looks.

6:05:58With the glasses, you can't you can't really tell, right? No. It kind of blocks it. Yeah.

6:06:05How does it look all asymmetrical like that?

6:06:10I'm not hearing any reactions. You guys got You guys got to give me some feedback here.

6:06:14It looks great. I don't know what else to tell you. I mean, honestly, I think that, like I said, your eyebrows aren't that thick. Like, I feel like if I did

6:06:21one, it would look much more like apparent in the moment, but I feel like give it 15 minutes and we're we're we're

6:06:29going to forget about it. Like we're completely going to forget about it and you're going to look normal to us.

6:06:32Yeah. I mean, I don't have my glasses on, too. Okay, there goes the second one.

6:06:37It might be the lighting that's making it. You guys can't really sell tell.

6:06:44I can tell. It's just What were you going to say about Jeffree Star? Eevee,

6:06:52do you know who used to shave his eyebrows before and all his makeup tutorials started with him looking like Alex,

6:07:07like I said, it's so blurry it like without my glasses. I really can't tell how bad this is going to look at all if if at all, you know.

6:07:18I've never shaved I've never cut the hair off my eyebrows before. They don't look bad. Like I look the same with my glasses on.

6:07:27I guys I gotta give you some feedback. I don't I'm in a room with like four other people here. I I don't know what else to tell you.

6:07:35You keep asking you want me to tell you that it looks bad, Alex? I can't. I don't want to hear that. I don't think that.

6:07:41I think it looks I genuinely don't think it looks that bad.

6:07:44All right. Very good. All right. There's the I've known a lot of people with shaped eyebrows, though, to be honest.

6:07:48The eyebrows are gone. Hey, I kind of pull it off. Oh, I got an AB stick on my neck, though.

6:07:54All right. Can you write hell yeah on your eyebrows?

6:07:57Can I write I don't have anything to write. I have uh Oh, I have eyeliner. We can do that later. Write hell yeah. Sure.

6:08:05No. Yeah. When after you do the makeup and you take your makeup off, just take off everything except for the eyebrows and just leave them until they grow back.

6:08:13Got you. Just keep touching it up every day. Jenna Marbles arc.

6:08:17All righty. Let's check out what we have left. I got to wax my chest still. You guys want me to do that now? Sure.

6:08:26Let's actually chest. Oh, yeah. We can do that. Don't you have to do chest and legs? I do actually. Yes. Sorry, I got to keep you honest.

6:08:35Got to do them all right now. Sorry, the camera's froze. Discord

6:08:42on. Why is Gquaz? Your camera's frozen on mine for whatever reason.

6:08:47My camera's frozen. Yeah. Do you want me to restart? It looks good on the on the call, but for whatever reason it's um on OBS it's frozen.

6:08:56Oh, damn. That is weird.

6:08:58Let me go to a different scene here. Let me go back.

6:09:02Okay, let me fix that up here. And OBS is actually the worst software ever.

6:09:13I guess another teacher story that I could tell really quick is I actually had a teacher that um would cry multiple

6:09:20times a week. Um we were in the seventh grade and she would cry and like you know yell at us and be like you're

6:09:28horrible children. How can you act like this? Don't you see the way that it makes me feel? And honestly, I think that's probably the worst way to handle

6:09:34it with seventh graders because like I'm not trying to rile her up, but there are definitely those kids that feel like

6:09:41poking the buttons. Um, but I will I will also say that she um definitely would take it to too far of an extent

6:09:51sometimes where she was just she would be hysterical about the most random stuff where one time uh someone that I

6:09:58knew went and like tossed a book onto the bookshelf. like he didn't there was like desks in the way so instead of going around he just reached over and

6:10:05like threw it onto the bookshelf and she like started like screaming and saying that he's throwing books across the room

6:10:12and um how he doesn't care about anything and how he could have hit somebody even though there was nobody in the way of like where he tossed the book

6:10:20and um I remember she we we had her for I had her for the full year and then she

6:10:28stopped working at that school but then the Next year it was like our um she only worked there for one year and the next year was like a 10-year anniversary

6:10:37for the school or something or like a 15 year like you know the how long how long the school's been around and her and her husband both came for some

6:10:45reason and were like going up to like people that were definitely not in her class. um and just like trying to start conversations with people even though

6:10:53she had been there for a singular year coming back to like the full thing uh as a as like a an alumni of sorts.

6:11:03But that's just another um crazy teacher. Sorry, I missed that one, too.

6:11:13It was a good one.

6:11:15I can't wait to show share my story with you guys. Uh but we have some things to take care of first. I got to wax my chest and my legs.

6:11:24Are we doing a pattern or are you just um going straight up?

6:11:30Just kind of just try to get rid of all the hair as as efficiently as possible.

6:11:33I'd say you do it half and half. Step one, I kind of like that.

6:11:38Warm the wax paper by ringing it in between your hands for at least 3 seconds . Alternatively, I have a blow dryer. We get it nice and hot.

6:11:46Uh, step two. Carefully separate the wax paper onto into two strips. Cut them into suitable size if needed. We're

6:11:54going to use the whole size of the strip here. Come on.

6:11:58The strips are pretty big. And there's a good amount of them. So, I think we'll be able to make have a lot of fun with these.

6:12:04So, what say you? Should I do what the instructions say and rub them with my hands to get nice and warm?

6:12:10I mean, give it a shot. If it doesn't work,

6:12:13I've never used one. You've used it before. I've never you I mean I've I've used the um the hot wax you have to like heat up in the microwave.

6:12:27Eie, let me get your camera on here,

6:12:29too. It' be more fun have both you and Captain Quazar on the screen.

6:12:35I I just stayed cuz I wanted to watch this. Feel free to kick me out. Oh, thank you so much for being here.

6:12:42Like more the marrier in this in this case. It keep keeps me up, keeps me awake, keeps me active, keeps me alert.

6:12:47Eevee, you're going to be front and center here. And you need it right now.

6:12:51I sure do. I need all all the support I can get. Eie, we're here for you.

6:12:56Thank you so much. All right, so uh I've only read the first two steps. Step three, apply the strip in the direction of the growth of hair.

6:13:04Um press and firmly rub four three to four times in the same direction. Okay.

6:13:11Step four. Hold your skin taut. and quickly pull the strip off of the opposite direction of the hair growth.

6:13:17Please keep your hand close to the skin while pulling. What the [ __ ] Uh, step five, use postwax com.

6:13:24I just want to make sure you understand what that means, right?

6:13:27No. Oh, at least keep this to go.

6:13:30Uh, let me read that again. Oh, I know how to hold my skin taut. Quickly pull the strip off in the opposite direction to the hair growth. Keep your hand close

6:13:38to the skin while pulling. I don't get that far. Keep it close. I guess I'll just do that. Why not? Um,

6:13:44it's saying not to pull out, but to pull it up like kind of against your skin, not to go up like away from your body. Okay.

6:13:52To go like along the strip as you're pulling it.

6:13:54Gotcha. Gotcha. Uh, step five, use postwax calming Ola wipes to remove any leftover. That's not going to happen. We don't have that. Step six, apply

6:14:02repairing solution not included in package, but optimal care. That's not Okay, we're going to skip skip steps five and six. All right. Step one, let's

6:14:10repeat it again. Warm the wax paper by rubbing it in between your hands for at least at least three seconds . So,

6:14:18you want it quite warm. [ __ ] Where you use blow dryer?

6:14:31No. In the same way that me and my friends smoked one of the hot chips, we also I wasn't a part of this one, but they did hot wax roulette where they

6:14:39pulled from a hat different body parts and then wax different parts of their body. And waxing is not fun.

6:14:48Well, I have I honestly have no idea what I'm in for. Only experience I've seen is like um the 40-year-old version where they did that. They improvised that.

6:14:55Are you a Are you hairy? Are you like a hairy person? I'm not that hairy. You'll probably be fine then. Yeah. I'm not that hair.

6:15:01It's It's only that bad. Like It's only really bad if you're like extremely hairy. Your leg will probably be worse just because they're Yeah, my legs are more hairier. I say,

6:15:09but the hairs on my chest are longer,

6:15:11but the hairs on my legs are like more abundant. Yeah. All right. It's It's pretty warm. So, carefully separate the two wax papers.

6:15:20So, there's two wax papers. Oh, it's like a double. It's like a twofer. Cool. Yeah.

6:15:25All right. And do not put it on your nipples.

6:15:28Okay. Uh apply. No, do put it on your direction of hair growth. Definitely don't put it on your neck. And it goes up and down.

6:15:35Yeah, that that makes sense, right? Up and down. Oh, you guys can't even see it.

6:15:38Rub it. It says rub it uh three to four times. Three times.

6:15:44Just make sure all the parts of glue are like stuck down. Okay, I see it.

6:15:51All right. Very good. Very good. And step four, hold your skin taut and quickly pull the strip off uh in the

6:15:59opposite direction. So if it Well, I mean it's all the same direction, right? I guess I'll just pull it down. Your hair grows down, so pull it up.

6:16:06Okay, pull up. Oh, [ __ ] That hurts so much.

6:16:14Put pressure on it.

6:16:15Did it make a good noise? Oh, that was cool. You guys want to see there? Oh.

6:16:23Holy [ __ ] That was awesome. Oh, I got a hair pull. Bloody. Ouch. It's bloody. Put pressure on it.

6:16:32How's that look? That's pretty funny.

6:16:37I mean, that was the hairiest part of the chest. I don't think it'll be as exciting. Are you going to raffle that off? No. That's disgusting.

6:16:45I'll put it in a jar.

6:16:46That was cool. Let's do it again. Let's do it on my legs now.

6:16:55Created a wax out of He did not hold it taut, says Melissa. I tried.

6:17:00, 17 minutesIt was pretty taut already. My ch my my chest is fairly flat.

6:17:04All right. Um like like I said, the leg hair it's it's not as long.

6:17:12You guys can't see it, but they can at home. Do you have a green leg?

6:17:18Let me let me turn off the background for the call.

6:17:22Uh background did not work. Background background setting. No back. Wait,

6:17:33here's my leg.

6:17:36Good amount here on it, but not particularly long. Should I reheat the wax strip or is it good? Uh is it still super sticky?

6:17:45Uh it's still sticky. Let me heat it up a little more. All right, that's good enough.

6:17:55All right, wax some time.

6:17:58Place it on the hairest part of my leg here. Give it a few rubs. So, you're really enjoying this.

6:18:06At the opposite direction of where it grows, right? I pull it. Yes. All right. Skin nice and taut.

6:18:19I like that you did it like you were trying to like catch yourself off guard. Like you did it as you were talking. I just had to go for it. Look at that.

6:18:26That looks kind of cool.

6:18:28Yeah. You got a nice perfect little strip right there. A nice little rectangle. Does it feel nice and smooth? Such a Yeah, it feels good.

6:18:38Um let's do one more armpit. the armpit. Holy crap.

6:18:46Armpit. Is that going to be really bad?

6:18:50I've It says use the remaining wax strips. How many do you have left? [ __ ] I'm not going to use all of them. That's ridiculous. There's like 40 left.

6:18:56No. Yeah, they come in a Yeah, they come in a big pack. Armpit. Armpit could work. That's a good one. Okay,

6:19:03that's going to be the worst because it grows like out. There isn't any like direction that you can really pull it from. All right, you got to yank.

6:19:12These are huge. I did not think these strips and you dude, you get so many for like 10 bucks. Incredible. All right, we're heating it up.

6:19:22Oh, Mr. Bean, you can barely do your whole legs there.

6:19:26Mr. Beanie, welcome back in. You caught me with my shirt on.

6:19:28Just wanted to come back in to let everybody know that we are raffling off this uh this wax Alex's hair. You donate

6:19:36today. Every five donations is a raffle ticket.

6:19:42Are you going to stay or do are you going to leave because you [ __ ] up the cameras? I Oh. Oh, no, no, no. I I came to stay.

6:19:48I came to stay uh because I prepared I prepared the concoction. All right. Since you're here to stay,

6:19:53I'll fix the cameras second. I want to get I want to get this done as fast as possible so I can put my shirt back on.

6:20:02Take your time. Yeah, take Yeah, exactly. A little pee feeling here. All right,

6:20:08the strip is nice and warm. We'll separate the two pieces of paper here and we shall apply it on my armpit.

6:20:17All right. I don't know if it's going to stick. I'm a little sweaty. I should pat it dry, right? Little bit. You nervous?

6:20:25No. It gave you that impression. All right. Now, we apply apply it to the armpit. This one's going to hurt.

6:20:33This one is going to hurt. Is it?

6:20:35Try and get it as close to the skin as possible.

6:20:37All right. You're going to try and hold it as taut as possible. I don't know how well that's going to work on the armpit.

6:20:42And then what's the opposite direction here? Uh downwards or up?

6:20:45That's what I said is it downward? Down, I guess. Down. Yeah.

6:20:50Ow. Oh, that hurt a lot. And it didn't get rid of all the hair either, I think.

6:20:56But you're getting used to it, though. That was like your least reaction.

6:20:58Yeah, that wasn't that one wasn't too bad. Not too bad. Hey, that's the that's the wax that's the wax papers for you guys. I'm putting my shirt back on.

6:21:07That was the armpit. I didn't armpit off that easy.

6:21:10Yeah. Well, to be fair, like I said, I'm a little sweaty, but I feel like it just didn't stick as good as the other ones did.

6:21:17Anyways, hope you guys enjoyed that.

6:21:20This is going to be bad. No, it wasn't too bad. Hab habanero Sriracha.

6:21:24Not bad at all. All right, Beanie, do you have a worst teacher story while I get my my mind back into gear here? I I

6:21:32I feel like I only had that one where with the uh the the death threats. Yes.

6:21:39Um I have uh let me see. Let me go back into the archives. Let me see if Let me

6:21:47see if I can remember any good Well, I did have I I I can't I I can't really Okay.

6:21:59She's uh since passed away, so I I can't be too crazy here, but uh rest in peace.

6:22:06I had a theater teacher um that basically ran a full-blown cult

6:22:13in our school. And when I say full-blown cult, I mean like like totally she

6:22:19subscribed to every bit of like um the uh like uh I don't know. There's like a

6:22:26culture. You have you have schools that have thespian um like membership and then you have schools that have the thespian

6:22:34membership that fully subscribe to this like dark dark [ __ ] So if you know then you know

6:22:41if you don't then you don't know. But uh we we went through some of the most

6:22:48insane this lady um she's uh okay let me let me let me

6:22:57reframe this. Okay. So, if you just go to her class, she's just a normal teacher. But if you join uh Thespian uh the Thespian Society,

6:23:09uh you get indoctrinated into you get a family and you have to go over to their houses. you uh you have to go over to

6:23:16their houses and they have like these ceremonies where they blindfold you and they like feed

6:23:26you food. I'm I'm really exposing myself here, but um we we w I went over and we

6:23:35were all blindfolded and the those who came before fed us random food that they had made and everybody had to say, "Mel,

6:23:46more please." And then they would feed Yeah. They would feed more of this food to you and you would just keep saying,

6:23:54"Yes, more please. Thank you." Um, we had to make uh boxes. Did I go? I sure

6:24:03sure as hell did. I was there. I went through I went through the process. I was in too deep at that point. Um,

6:24:10uh, there were times that we had to show up to random un like we would get notice that we had to show up to a location

6:24:19maybe like 30 minutes before and then it Yeah, it was gross and terrible vibes.

6:24:24She's totally like I I I feel like as far as teachers go, this is bad.

6:24:30Um she did all of this without the school's consent.

6:24:34And uh I don't see how you could get the school's consent for something like that.

6:24:38Yeah, she did a lot of Yeah, she did a lot of very like And then actually the day that you show up to be like put into

6:24:46this, I [ __ ] you not. You go in the theater and she's had she set up [ __ ]

6:24:52thematic lighting.

6:24:56She set up the thematic lighting and had ominous music playing to to begin the indoctrination process. So anyways,

6:25:05anyways, she's uh she's she's gone. Rest in peace. Uh and anybody who understands

6:25:12that story, yes, this was a teacher. She did have uh she did teach drama class.

6:25:20You keep saying this if other people know if you know I feel like this was only your school. I

6:25:28promise you part of the lesbian society dude dude that's just it you you can be part of it but if you there are certain schools I

6:25:37found I found a handful of other people so there were other schools that yes like I'm asking involved in your but

6:25:45involved in your specific like with your teacher or was it was each teacher independently doing these different areas of the different areas

6:25:52of the United of the United States I don't know about the how international this goes but I do know that this was not just localized to my school.

6:26:01Um I feel like if it is if it is spread on a wide scale, it's definitely just some teachers that are into some weird stuff linking up. I Yeah, I don't know how.

6:26:11No, it was some freaky organized.

6:26:13I'm like I'm holding back. I'm holding back because there were some very strange [ __ ] I Dude, you dude, it's a cult. They're going to come get me, man.

6:26:23They're going to come get me.

6:26:24They might. I can't I can't I can't get got. They're going to This might be the last time you see me now.

6:26:31Um I do have I do have if uh I don't know I don't know if this is time or Alex you

6:26:39can but I I have a disgusting uh mixture of reffried beans and mayonnaise. You want to do it now?

6:26:46Uh that I don't have to but I can. Um it's definitely Go for it. It's not pretty.

6:26:55But this is for the 10k.

6:26:58So, I'd rather get it over with so I can stop smelling it. Well, I'm going to keep smelling it, but like it'll it'll lower how long I'm smelling it, I guess.

6:27:08All right, let's turn on camera and let's see what we got to work with here.

6:27:14I am very excited to share my teacher story in a second. Do you need time to set up? I can tell my teacher story.

6:27:20No, no, no, no. Oh, if you want to tell your teacher story before, you can go ahead.

6:27:23Oh, if your thing's ready now, I'd rather see that now. Okay, cool, cool, cool. All right,

6:27:29cameras on. All right.

6:27:37All right. I put it in a red solo cup,

6:27:40but this is this is mana mayonnaise and reffried beans mixed together. It kind of looks like granola and yogurt.

6:27:52It's I I can put it closer. It is not like some colelaw maybe. It's a lot of It's not good.

6:28:00, 28 minutesCat food, dog food. It doesn't look bad.

6:28:03But but this is I uh I didn't know it was going to get this bad.

6:28:09Uh I thought it was just going to be mayonnaise. So, let me go ahead and uh Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait one second. Get the cameras all good. All right,

6:28:17there you go. Go for man. All right, bottoms up.

6:28:24You acting like you're about to drink it.

6:28:26I I know. It feels like I I just It's so nasty. Smells No, it's fine. It's fine.

6:28:32It smells horrible. Oh [ __ ] I just dumped on my [ __ ] head, dude. Oh god.

6:28:40Oh god. That's [ __ ] horrible.

6:28:42Rubbing it into I'm going to need to come back later and take that for a sound bite.

6:28:45Very nice. Very nice. I just dumped on my [ __ ] head,

6:28:49dude. Okay. All right. All right. There we go. This is what podcasting is. This is what podcast. This is what podcasting is. All right.

6:28:57So, this, my friends, is clump of beans and beans. This is for This is for chat.

6:29:03This is for chat. This is for everyone who donated. This is what it's all about.

6:29:09And uh I don't know. Should I just leave it like that? However long you want. For sure, man.

6:29:15How is it? Is that Is that good? I got a little bit. It doesn't look too bad at all. Okay.

6:29:22Looks great, Bean. All right. Very proud of you. Very proud of you.

6:29:25All righty. Official an unofficial uh an unofficial one. Yep. Okay. All right.

6:29:34There we go. Whoever put this idea out, uh you you're a monster.

6:29:41I figured I figured that out. Sounds like something Mooney would say. All righty. I would like to share.

6:29:50Thank you so much. Please do. Really appreciate it. Please do.

6:29:53So, this story is about my English my college English professor. I can't say her name because she's currently an

6:30:01active teacher still, but she is known as the devil at my college and she's bounced around between college to

6:30:08college and she's been doing this to students for decades. I think I had her in 2016 and the most recent reviews I

6:30:18saw from her on Rate My Professor were from this past August. So, I'm going to share on screen. I shared them in chat.

6:30:26I'm going to share on my screen just a few examples of the hundreds and hundreds of reviews she has on Rate My Professor.

6:30:34Quality one out of one out of five. Difficulty five out of five. If you can, if you can, if you can still avoid this,

6:30:41professor, please, for the love of God,

6:30:43do not do this to yourself. This classroom is a genuine madhouse. I've never seen anything like it. If you cannot escape and want an A+, acquire

6:30:53inhuman temperance. Learn to enjoy self-depreciation and seize all critical thinking. I mean, every word, listen to others run. This is one review.

6:31:04And they're all like this. They're all equally as crazy and as terrible and they all reflect my experience in the classroom as well. I have two more

6:31:12examples I want to show you guys. Uh I missed the story.

6:31:16I'm I'm so sorry. No worries. I'm getting into the the the professor rating from Rate My Professors for this particular teacher.

6:31:24So this is another rating here. Difficulty or quality one out of five.

6:31:28Difficulty five out of five. Uh passing Dr. Gil's class is worthy of being the plot of an I survived book. very much

6:31:35relates to my experience as well. I have another example here. I'm just setting the stage for what I'm about to tell you. Here's another rating. Uh quality

6:31:45one out of five, difficulty five out of five. In preparation for the upcoming semester, I would like to give advice. I wish someone would have told me drop this class.

6:31:56And the last one I have for you guys,

6:31:59quality one out of five, difficulty five out of five. Click on that. I don't think my mental health could get any

6:32:06worse until I took this class. She rants about politics, Donald Trump, and how her students are not competent enough to pass her class instead of teaching. Her

6:32:15assignments are unclear and diabolically long, not to mention overbearingly difficult. Needless to say, this

6:32:22professor made me get a therapist. So again, all of all of these are 100%

6:32:27accurate to my experience. So let me tell you a little bit about her class.

6:32:30So at the start of the semester, first class there's about 30 students. The first activity we do is we learn what is called a tribunal greeting or we have to

6:32:38state uh a whole like a paragraph which is about six sentences worth of mumbo jumbo before anyone can start speaking in any given situation for any topic.

6:32:47And um you can't use the you can't refer to yourself as I at any point in the class or else you get docked from your

6:32:54grade. You have to refer to yourself as yours truly. So whenever you want to say the word I, you have to use the words yours truly. Um so by the second class,

6:33:04half the students have dropped out.

6:33:06There's about 15 out of 30 students remaining at this point. Second class.

6:33:11Um in addition to that, we had weekly essays. We had class on Tuesdays and Thursdays. She would assign the essays Tuesday and they would be due Thursday.

6:33:20So two-day turnarounds pretty pretty hardcore, right? that uh uh but on top of that we had to get the essays

6:33:27peer-reviewed by one of her four TAs. So we had to actually finish the day. We had to finish the whole essay within one day and work around the TA schedules to get the essays peer-reviewed.

6:33:38And it's pretty crazy to have four TAs,

6:33:40right? That's already insane. I think I've never seen more than one TA at a time. And even the TAS at my college were pretty rare. And all the TAs, you can tell

6:33:48they [ __ ] hated working for her. when you say Eevee.

6:33:52Um, how many was in the class at this point? Um, it was 30 signups at the start of the class. We're we're at

6:34:00, 34 minutesday two. Half the students have dropped and um four TAs.

6:34:07Yeah, there's four TAs. Four teachers assistants for T for 15 students.

6:34:13Uh, but I'm sure she had more than one one class to deal with, right? But anyways, uh, let me get into my notes.

6:34:18There's so much I have to tell you guys about this about this teacher. Um,

6:34:23I mean, by the way you described it, I don't know if she had many other classes. Everyone else probably dropped out, too.

6:34:28I think she taught two sections at that college at least. Um, what else? What else? Oh, there are also weekly

6:34:35discussion boards using like the school uh website to participate in like stupid ass like book related topics. and we had

6:34:44to call her on the phone to let her know that we posted on the online uh discussion board. We had to wait in a waiting room and we'd have to talk to

6:34:51her and it'd be super awkward the whole time and like she'd want to have like a conversation and it would just drag on and it would just be super inconvenient

6:34:59for everyone. Um I told you about the weekly essays.

6:35:05Oh, and also we had to develop a website for the class. We had to upload every essay we ever did. We had to upload every discussion we ever did. and we had her write a journal for every classroom

6:35:14we ever did. I guarantee she did not read any of that because after like week two or three, I started copying and pasting weeks one through three over and

6:35:22over again and she didn't she didn't notice at all and I got an A in the class. Um, nice.

6:35:28And yeah, that's my story of of my English uh my college English teacher. And by the end of the class, there was about

6:35:36eight students left. like and the key to winning in your class or getting an A.

6:35:40You had a kiss ass like crazy. So, need to say I got an A+. That's my That's my college story.

6:35:48That's incredible. That's incredible.

6:35:50Especially with all these reviews. These reviews are horrid. That's I know, bro. There used to be a website called Kofers. It had like 300 views

6:36:00, 36 minutesback in 2016, but that website is no longer It does sound kind of weird, doesn't it?

6:36:05I wish I could show you guys. Like someone described her class as Dante's Inferno. It was like this amazing amazing beautifully written story about what her classroom is like. I wish I

6:36:14could find it, but I just it does not exist anymore.

6:36:19I'm sorry. I did miss what what class was this for? This is for English. For English? Yeah.

6:36:25I feel like it's always an English teacher. Yeah. Yeah. They they are the worst, aren't they? They're either the best or the worst.

6:36:34This isn't a bad teacher story, but your reviews remind me of a time I was uh given a massage as a gift. I think it

6:36:44was for Christmas and it was it was like a uh they were they were like, "Here you go." It was my friends and they're

6:36:51really nice people, but they used a group and they got this for me and I was like,

6:36:57"Yeah, that'll be nice." And I decided I said, "Let me check the place out before I go." And I can probably find the

6:37:03screenshots somewhere uh like this, but the reviews may have been the worst

6:37:10reviews I've ever seen on Google. Um it it was like uh there was a somebody put

6:37:17their review that that they were beaten and assaulted and then they ran out to the car crying and called the police.

6:37:29Um, then there was another one that was talking about it was the same situation like this. It was it was just it was

6:37:38like 30 of these reviews of them like getting actually beaten inside of this place and just crying.

6:37:46Yeah. Like I was like so I returned back the I was like hey guys I was like thank you so much. Like I really I'm not

6:37:54kidding. I was like go please return this. police return. Call Groupon.

6:38:00, 38 minutesWhatever you have to do, I can't go to this. They were like, "Dude, I'm so sorry."

6:38:07They were like, "We didn't know."

6:38:12Not a teacher story, but bad reviews nonetheless. Yeah. Yeah.

6:38:17Very very unhappy ending. Yes. Yes. Bri Captain, do you have any uh does anyone else have any teacher stories? If not,

6:38:24Captain, I'd leave it up to you if anyone had messaged you on Discord or on on Reddit maybe that might want to participate.

6:38:32Messaged me on Reddit. Yes,

6:38:38Alex is telling people to um message the co-host, by the way.

6:38:43I haven't got I haven't got No one else seems to know.

6:38:45Very good. Very good. Sorry to not make that more clear for the co-host.

6:38:48Well, sorry. I was very confused. Um, I I can I mean I can always come up with another teacher story if you'd like.

6:38:54All good. We still have plenty of other things to do. Uh, now would be an appropriate time to watch Fooper Troopers video.

6:38:59We could do that now. It's like 11 minutes. So, this is probably a good time. Yeah. Right. Between segments. So, coming up, ladies and gentlemen, uh,

6:39:06dude, make Olivia's makeup tutorials next. Mhm. Exciting.

6:39:11Can't wait to do that. Uh, before we get into that, Poopa Trooper, one of our lovely H3 Galaxy members, provided us a lovely video for us to watch. Uh, where can I access his video?

6:39:22Did uh do you want me to link it to you?

6:39:28Yes, please. I don't know. Like, he sent me a version, but I don't know if he did any edits to it or not.

6:39:33He He said he deleted the original one and should have sent you the new one, but I can send you it just in case. Yeah.

6:39:41Can you give me a rundown of what this video is about?

6:39:47Sorry, I'm I'm also making sure it's the right one. Okay, there we go.

6:39:50Um uh copy link I'm sorry. You say you want a rundown of what the video is?

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6:41:12influenced by Egyptian, Roman, Byzantine, and Islamic civilizations,

6:41:17making it an incredibly historically and culturally rich region, and a crossroads of civilizations for thousands of years.

6:41:25Roughly 70% of the population of Gaza are refugees or descendants of families displaced during earlier conflicts.

6:41:32Despite decades of economic and political challenges, the people of Gaza built a thriving society.

6:41:38Gaza city became densely urbanized with modern apartment blocks, shopping centers, and bustling streets. The seafront was a hub of daily life with

6:41:46cafes, restaurants, and markets. Gaza had 80 public libraries and 76 registered cultural centers such as the

6:41:54Rashad Al-Sha Cultural Center, Shabbabek for contemporary art, and the Alcarara Museum. Around 220,000 people

6:42:02participated in cultural activities. The Edward said National Conservatory of Music trained young musicians. Street

6:42:10murals and graffiti turned the walls of Gaza into canvases expressing both struggle and pride. Parks, playgrounds,

6:42:17and cafes were filled with families.

6:42:19Weddings were huge social events celebrated with traditional music,

6:42:23dabke, and feasts. Soccer was wildly popular with leagues, youth training programs, and even women

6:42:30women's teams forming. Gaza developed strong educational systems which included a total of 28 higher education institutions such as the Islamic University of Gaza, Alazar and Al Axa.

6:42:42The region boasted one of the highest literacy rates in the world, reaching an astounding 95%. Its agriculture cultivated olives,

6:42:50strawberries, citrus, and flowers. Small ports supported fishermen who brought in daily catches from the Mediterranean.

6:42:57Traditional souks, markets, sold spices,

6:43:00, 43 minutesclothing, and handmade crafts, mixing old traditions with modern goods. Thanks to its people's resilience and ingenuity, Gaza's infrastructure allowed daily life to function, and culture,

6:43:11education, and industry flourished even under incredible hardships.

6:43:57It's me. It's me. It's me.

6:45:11Give me my beautiful.

6:47:05Since October 7th, 2023, Gaza has faced one of the worst humanitarian crises in modern history. Over 65,000 people have

6:47:12been killed and approximately 90% of Gaza's population has been displaced.

6:47:17Homes, schools, hospitals, markets, and cultural centers have been destroyed or severely damaged.

6:47:24Power infrastructure has largely collapsed, leaving more than 2 million people without reliable electricity.

6:47:30About 98% of crop land is reported damaged or inaccessible in Gaza. In August 2025, famine was confirmed in

6:47:38Gaza. According to the integrated food security phase classification, half a million people in Gaza are facing catastrophic hunger and 96% of the population faces acute food insecurity.

6:47:50Over 80% of healthc care facilities are damaged or nonfunctional, leaving routine vaccinations, emergency

6:47:58surgeries, and treatment for chronic conditions nearly impossible. In many hospitals, occupancy is far above

6:48:05capacity, some at 150 to 200%, with certain facilities reporting full saturation at 300% capacity.

6:48:13Twothirds of Gaza's water and sanitation infrastructure is non-functional,

6:48:17increasing the risk of disease outbreaks and leaving over 1.5 million without access to safe drinking water. More than

6:48:2497% of the water pumped from the coastal aquifer does not meet the water quality standards of the World Health Organization. Fuel shortages are

6:48:32threatening the operation of critical infrastructure. Dr. Dr. Marwan Al Hams,

6:48:37director of Gaza Hospitals, stated that nearly 50% of kidney failure patients have died since October 2023 due to low

6:48:45reserves. The trauma, fear, and loss affect every aspect of daily life.

6:48:52Families live under constant fear, and tens of thousands are displaced into overcrowded shelters with an average of 8 to 10 people per small room.

6:49:01The impact on children is particularly devastating. The majority of the population in Gaza is under 18. Infants and toddlers face life-threatening

6:49:09conditions, lacking sufficient milk or formula, and many live separated from caregivers in overcrowded shelters.

6:49:16Children grow up surrounded by destruction. More than 2,500 schools have been damaged or completely

6:49:22destroyed, depriving over 645,000 children of education. Safe play is impossible, and daily life is dominated

6:49:31by fear and trauma. Many have witnessed the destruction of homes or the loss of family members. Psychological trauma is widespread.

6:49:40UNICEF estimates that over 75% of children in Gaza now show signs of severe stress, anxiety, or depression.

6:49:48As of June 2025, at least 17,000 children were estimated to be unaccompanied or separated from their families. Over 63,000 children have been

6:49:58killed or injured with many facing life-threatening conditions due to malnutrition and lack of medical care.

6:50:04Malnutrition rates have surged with over 66,000 children suffering from severe malnutrition.

6:50:10Amid this crisis, the Palestine Children's Relief Fund or PCRF has become a lifeline for countless children

6:50:17and families in Gaza. Their work spans medical care, nutrition, water, and mental health support, reaching those

6:50:24who are most vulnerable. On the medical front, PCRF has restored operating rooms at Al Axa Hospital, enabling life-saving

6:50:32surgeries and treatments for children injured in the conflict. For children who require specialized care unavailable locally, PCRF has coordinated transfers

6:50:41to hospitals abroad, giving them access to treatments that could mean the difference between life and death.

6:50:47Nutrition is another critical area where PCRF has made a tangible impact. They have distributed over 10,000 emergency

6:50:56food parcels to displaced families across Gaza. Infants are supported through emergency formula distributions.

6:51:034,450 cans of infant formula reached 2,200 newborns who otherwise would have gone hungry.

6:51:11Orphans, particularly those who have lost one or both parents, have continued to receive targeted support, helping them survive and maintain some stability amid chaos.

6:51:21Recognizing the collapse of infrastructure, PCRF has also delivered clean drinking water directly to families who have no other access,

6:51:29preventing disease and helping preserve life. Equally important, PCRF provides psychological support for children,

6:51:36actively providing individual and group therapy, recreational activities,

6:51:40awareness sessions, and family counseling to help children cope, heal, and rebuild their sense of security. Despite the extreme dangers, shortages,

6:51:49and logistical challenges, PCRF's local teams remain committed on the ground.

6:51:54Every parcel, every surgery, and every intervention reaches children who have lost almost everything. Even a small contribution can make a real difference.

6:52:03$10 can provide hygiene essentials for a displaced family. $50 can supply a family with enough food to sustain them

6:52:10for several days. $100 can provide a mattress and warm clothing to someone who has lost everything. $500 can help

6:52:17fund critical medical aid for ill and injured children. $1,000 or more can support large-scale relief efforts such

6:52:25as preparing hot meals for entire shelters.

6:52:35God, I'm sorry, guys. This is so powerful.

6:52:40Thank you so much to all the people at PCRF. They're doing incredible work.

6:52:43They're literally out there saving lives.

6:52:47And thank you to everybody that's donated. And remember that donating does a lot, but there are other things that you can do too. Like um Kate, girl with

6:52:55a microphone was saying earlier, write your to your senators and representatives, talk to politicians in your country and in your in your states.

6:53:02Um and try and advocate in whatever ways that you can to really try and make a change when it feels so desolate at times.

6:53:10Thank you so much to Fuba for making that amazing video.

6:53:14Like we all know it was so powerful to see what it was like before October 7th.

6:53:20So beautiful. I honestly did not know what it looked like much before the before the genocide started to be honest with you guys. It was very good to see all that.

6:53:31Oh man, how do we how do you move on for that, you know?

6:53:36Yeah, that's why I was like it needed to be done. We needed to make sure that we talk about it because we are having some fun here, having kind of a light-hearted

6:53:43time and we need to remember the the reason that we're um we're doing this at all. Um and you know again a big thanks to

6:53:52everybody that's donated and that is uh you know just willing to hear out and want for a better future.

6:53:59Thank you so much everyone and thank you everyone for being here with me. I don't know I could not do this alone you guys.

6:54:04This is so incredible that so many people in the Asian community came together to make uh at least as small of an impact as possible in the face of such atrocities.

6:54:15All right, let's start getting ready for the next segment. I was gonna Oh, go ahead, please, Mr.

6:54:22Yeah. Um, uh, I was going to say there are, uh, uh, three people in the waiting

6:54:29room right now, and I don't know if they are here for the, uh, here for the makeup.

6:54:33Bad teacher. Oh, they're here for the makeup. Okay. All right. Just wanted to make sure. Yes, indeed. Um, let's see our lineup.

6:54:40We have some fantastic guests coming to join us in just a second here. We're going to be doing Olivia's makeup tutorial is something I've wanted to do for quite a while. Girl with the

6:54:47microphone definitely beat me to the punch. I got to be more on top of my video ideas here, but shout out to girl with the microphone. She did a really good job with the makeup tutorial. Um,

6:54:55coming up we have Haley's Comet,

6:54:58uh, Pocket Petite, also known as Ray or Addie. We have Eterna and Cararissa, who are all gonna be doing the makeup

6:55:05tutorial with me. Y'all are welcome to stay and watch us. Um,

6:55:09I'm gonna hop out for a little bit. I'll be back in just a bit to start up again with more story times in just a few hours. Thank you so much.

6:55:17Actually, we're doing Pictionary first.

6:55:18We're doing H3 Pictionary and then more story time. So, that'll be a lot of fun.

6:55:22Well, uh I will see you all in a little bit. But uh yes,

6:55:26we're doing great things. Proud of everybody. Um and thank you all everybody that's uh watching back in

6:55:34just a short time and co-hosting. Really appreciate it.

6:55:36Stick around um at the end. I know you're going to come back, but I have a PowerPoint I set up especially for the the planning committee right before we get into Eel Pit.

6:55:44Cool, cool, cool. Thank you so much. Oh, yeah. The Eel Pit's coming up. The Eel Pit's coming up.

6:55:47Uh I did want to say that that video was I It's crazy because you see all of that. So, I mean, thank God we see it

6:55:55pretty often, but uh it never stops hitting. But that video was so well done.

6:56:04Uh especially it great. They did a good job of summarizing like what the current state is,

6:56:10how terrible things are, and on the flip side, what PCRF is doing to support the support. Yes. Yes.

6:56:18Also, of course, the backstory, which is the part I wanted to hear the most about for Fufu Trooper, which you did an amazing job on.

6:56:24Yeah. Very well done. And uh and it's so nice to see that we've doubled the goal.

6:56:33Yes, we we uh smashed our initial goal.

6:56:36I did not think we'd even get this this far this early into the stream. So,

6:56:39thank you so much to everyone for sticking around, for participating with us, having a good time, having a good laugh here in the chat while watching us do silly crazy stuff. So, we're going to

6:56:47start Olivia's makeup tutorial in just a second here. Let's bring in our participants. Uh, I'm bringing you guys into the live now. Thank you so much.

6:56:55Thank you so much. Welcome in Eterna Haley's comment, Ray. And who else did I bring in here?

6:57:04And did I say Carissa already? Oh, Etern is still in there. Hello, ladies. Hello.

6:57:12How's everyone doing? You are currently muted. For whatever reason, it mutes you automatically. Oh, Haley, get back in here.

6:57:18Haley, can you hear us?

6:57:22Test, test, test. Hello, audio. Audio audio. I'm I'm here. Hello, Eterna. Hello. Hello, Ray.

6:57:32Oh, I got a donation from Alex. Alex,

6:57:33$10. Thank you so much. Feel free to turn on your cameras. We're about to get started for our makeup tutorial. Are you guys excited?

6:57:43Hello. I think Haley's Haley uh Haley's testing her camera in the waiting room for some reason, but Oh, there she is.

6:57:51Haley's comment. Welcome in. I have to put your cameras on screen. I hear Alex the fiction.

6:58:00, 58 minutesHello, Haley. Hello. Hello.

6:58:05All right, camera's ready, please. So, I can make sure that it doesn't go crazy as I move stuff around here. I got

6:58:13Cararissa on deck. Oh, I have some makeup music to play, too, I believe. So, I'll be playing that. Yay.

6:58:20I don't think I don't think you guys are going to be able to hear it, but the people at home will. Okay. One second here.

6:58:28Oh, my video is not on. Hello.

6:58:32Oh, look at your hair. It looks beautiful, Haley. I can't wait to show the audience. One second. Um, I don't have a co-host with me for this weekend.

6:58:39So, ladies, please talk amongst yourselves. I need about 2, three minutes uh of air time before I can get everything up and running. So, please talk amongst yourselves.

6:58:47No, no worries. Yay.

6:58:49Um, so I want to say hi. Hi, I'm um my best friend runs the H3 family uh

6:58:57server, Milky. Um, so I'm really excited to come in here. I was going to put the background as Olivia's current thing,

6:59:05but my boyfriend's asleep in the background. He's like, "You should just put a picture of me sleeping." So, he's sleeping.

6:59:14That's awesome.

6:59:19I'm Ray or Addie. You can call me either one. And I'm just here and a fan.

6:59:27Oh, you will be able to hear the music.

6:59:29I have to share the makeup tutorial with you guys. One second here. We're going to be doing step by step everything Olivia's doing.

6:59:36Okay, Olivia makeup.

6:59:40I already have makeup on and I wasn't supposed to join in. Cheater.

6:59:47You could just do blush. Yeah, like a lot of blush. All right.

6:59:56Still need a few more minutes to get everything set up here. Are you guys enjoying the show so far?

7:00:02Those of you haven't who haven't watching, those of you in the chat, amazing, Alex, this is so impactful.

7:00:10Thank you for doing this and it's been just been really funny and uh emotional and just fabulous. Thank you so much for what you're doing.

7:00:19I am so shocked that AB and Ethan donated a huge sums uh for I saw that.

7:00:26I saw that nice and of course I'm still in shock maybe just hanging out with us. That was so crazy.

7:00:34Yeah, Galia left a donation.

7:00:36Oh, I'm so sorry for not shouting out earlier. Oh, Galia.

7:00:41I love when our our community comes together. Creepy. Creepy. Oh, she's so creepy. Got to return that donation. Disgusting.

7:00:50We've had Avery as well.

7:00:52We don't want your money. We don't want your creepy money, Dalia. Also,

7:01:02doesn't really matter what kind of makeup we should be using. Um,

7:01:10as long as you can follow along with the tutorial. I think that's all that matters.

7:01:16So, maybe it depends. I'm not I don't know nothing about makeup. This is the question for the ladies. I'm just I just saw what you bought. Let's just get glam. Okay. No rules.

7:01:24Yes. similar product.

7:01:26The only rule for me is to follow it as as closely as possible.

7:01:29Um, and to turn I got to get turn this camera in there.

7:01:39All right, we're almost set up here.

7:01:41Dude, we are so on track of our schedule. It's crazy. We're like following it to a tea here.

7:01:48I've only missed two incentives. I have to call two people from my past. I'm really worried about that. I have no idea how I'm going to do that. Or if they they're probably not Let's be

7:01:55[ __ ] real. They're not going to [ __ ] pick up my phone. Okay. They're No one answers phone calls and no one's No, I think you don't want to call them, Alex.

7:02:03I think you don't want to call me. Honestly, like excuses. There's not going to be like Alex, dude.

7:02:07Alex, he's crazy. You know, I think we'll be fine.

7:02:13All right, let's get glam. Let me get my bag uh from glam. I learned what Ulta was a few days ago,

7:02:20so let me get my bag from that. You just learned what Ulta works, man. We love Ulta.

7:02:29I mean, Ulta's awkward. They like know my name when I walk in. Like,

7:02:37all righty. Uh, let me put the chat,

7:02:39too. I'll probably be able to chat with you guys a little bit here. Okay.

7:02:42I've been having a difficult times kind of following on with the chat just because there's been so many moving parts. So, that's why I really appreciate having the co-hosts with me,

7:02:49you know. Let me refresh that. How many people we got in here right now? Oh, we got an Idubbbz and a 30% 131 people are still watching us. Incredible.

7:02:59We have four hours and 45 minutes.

7:03:01omeone said makeup bag Liz with the $100. Thank you so much. Makeup bag.

7:03:09All right. Can you guys see the Olivia?

7:03:11I have my bag of random crap that I got from Ulta. Extremely expensive.

7:03:20It's what it seems like to me. I don't know nothing about this universe, you guys. Wait, how much how much did you pay, Alex?

7:03:25I I put it in the I don't want to say on stream. It's a very embarrassing amount. Oh my god, I saw it.

7:03:31It's bad. Makeup's expensive.

7:03:34Alex, where are you going to put all this makeup when you're done? Are are you going to send it to me?

7:03:38Do you want the makeup off? I already offered it to my sister. His eyebrows. My sister lives. That's so nice of you.

7:03:47So excited. Oh, yeah. I mean, that's very nice.

7:03:48Like, Alex, I I don't even buy this stuff for myself. This is all incredible. I would love if you gave give me this stuff, but I'm like, yeah. Oh.

7:03:55Then I asked her, "Could I keep the foundation?" And she said, "Alex, with your acne scarring, like the foundation might make things look worse." I'm like, "Really?" Oh my god. That's not cool.

7:04:02You could just stay a good All right, let's watch the video. Crank up the volume for Olivia here.

7:04:11You might need to turn up your mic as well, Alex.

7:04:15You got to turn up my microphone. I heard notes from someone.

7:04:23Is everything good? All right, we're going to keep going forward.

7:04:29Hello everybody. Welcome to my makeup tutorial. I'm excited to be here. I think I've always loved makeup just

7:04:37because it makes me feel beautiful. I just know that when I put this paint on my face, I feel like a doll. That's what

7:04:44I know. It's fair for us to want to look like a doll. And I don't think it's because I'm looking for someone to fall in love with me. I think it's because I'm looking to look beautiful.

7:04:55You know what I'm saying? You do. I know that you do. I've been wearing makeup for a long time. I started sneaking it every day in middle school. I think

7:05:04sixth grade. Every day I went with a little makeup wipe in my training bra.

7:05:10And I had a mascara tube in my locker that I would take every morning, put on,

7:05:16and then right before I would get picked up,

7:05:19out of the training world, onto the eyes, into the garbage, into heaven, in my mother's eyes. But yeah, until that

7:05:26came to a head and one day I had to sit my mother down and tell her I was sneaking mascara and a little bit of waterline.

7:05:35I didn't get in trouble. She totally understood. My mom is probably why I love makeup so much. She's a business woman and every day she would wake up,

7:05:43put on her foundation, put on her black,

7:05:46tight line, her mascara, heavy bottom mascara. And I think that just like that informed what I think is beautiful. So

7:05:53that's what I do kind of. Uh let me just like start because I have so much to say. Um I recently started streaming

7:06:00, 6 minutesjust trying something new and I've really enjoyed it. Someone just said four times the amount of viewers as Tay. Shut up. Is that for real?

7:06:08But I also know that like I just love YouTube and I want to be doing something. So I was like, why don't I

7:06:16film myself getting ready to stream so that I can have these two different mediums and then see which one I like better. But I think that I'm liking

7:06:23both. So maybe I'll just continue with both. So I'm going to start with I've already put this on my face.

7:06:29Okay. So I have put moisturizer on my face uh when I woke up and I washed my face. Is my face sufficiently moist for makeup?

7:06:38You just need It really depends on. Um, yes.

7:06:41Yes, it is. All right. Fantastic. Thank you, Haley's comment. We're moving forward. The Charlotte Tilbury Oh gosh.

7:06:46You just needed one, right? This is the Charlotte Tilbury magic cream. I like it. Just before I put So, mine I don't have this fancy glowing

7:06:55thing Olivia has, but I'm using Cetaphil moisturizing uh lotion. Hell yeah. That's what I'm talking about. No,

7:07:02that's for normal to dry skin. Light lotion hydrates for 40. 48 [ __ ] hours. This is like the most extreme moisturizer of all time. 40 hours.

7:07:12They all say that. They all say that. I'm going to use Glow. What are you using?

7:07:17My foundation. And I use the Lan Water Bank moisturizer.

7:07:25Ooh. All right.

7:07:27I already put that on before. a little um I don't know if you guys have ever seen Bio Oil, but Bio Oil is amazing. It's

7:07:38just like at the store just like at the drugstore. Um it's kind of hiding a little bit, but it's just like the classic skin care oil. Super good for

7:07:47acne scar in case anyone's looking. It's only $12. Talking [ __ ] Haley. That's awesome.

7:07:53I'm talking about my own. Look, I've got like these spots right here, like on my jaw. I have a few acne scars. Okay, you don't got to call me out in front of 13.

7:08:01I'm not talking about you, Alex.

7:08:03It sure seems that way. It sure seems that way. All right. Uh, hey. Uh,

7:08:07no. I'm using it for my own acne scars down here. Olivia. Olivia, please take it away. For my foundation.

7:08:15My sister Selena Gomez. This is the reveal. Okay. It's foundation time. I got to find I don't remember which one

7:08:22of these this was. Starting with some foundation here. I wish the freaking box would just say this is the foundation.

7:08:29They have to have all these fancy words on them all over it. Silly Alex. It does say that. I'm like foundation.

7:08:36I know. Okay, I have the foundation brush. Why the [ __ ] are the so expensive? Oh. Um,

7:08:42the brushes are so expensive. It's awful.

7:08:45Uh, I got Yeah, I have a beauty blender and a brush. One sec. It's got to be here somewhere.

7:08:55Yeah, take notes, Alex. Get a beauty blender next time instead of paying all pressure. It's hot as hell in my room, too.

7:09:02Where the [ __ ] I bought all the wrong things, Alex.

7:09:04All right, give me a second. I got to turn on the air conditioner. It is so hot in here.

7:09:10Is it still smell like butthole candle in your room? Oh, he lit that.

7:09:15Yeah. Is the candle still on? That's probably contributed.

7:09:20The fumes are getting to his brain. He's like poisoning. What the heck?

7:09:27Literally music is so fun.

7:09:34Wow. My brother's like, "That's my little sister. Turn her thide. Also, she is stinky."

7:09:45Thank you. Oh, there he is.

7:09:50All right. So, I have the hydrating camo concealer. This is what the lady at Ulta recommended for me.

7:09:59Oh, that's the right one. Let's see how she applies it. I got to learn from the master. 190 warm. Got to shake it up.

7:10:06I've always been pretty crazy with my makeup. I think that's why I haven't done like a makeup video.

7:10:12Okay, so she puts dots all around all her face. Okay, I could do Oh, she's like putting it. You know how like some people do like the thing where they like Yeah,

7:10:20that like stresses me out. Like I have like a shirt right here. It could get on, you know?

7:10:26I need So I have this I have this makeup palette that comes with a mirror. So I'm going to bust that out cuz my little uh view view from the

7:10:34uh the camera is just not going to cut it. It's just not going to cut it. So true.

7:10:38Yeah, slow down. Everyone's Everyone's like way ahead of me already. Okay, catch up, Alex.

7:10:46Where's the mirror? This one didn't come with a mirror. Oh, man.

7:10:50I got to move my mirror. This is like in the worst spot possible. Okay, here we go. Anyways, I'm in my washroom for a reason.

7:10:57Like in a shadow. I got to get I got to get my sister.

7:11:13Oh, I love this song. You know, if you really think about it, beauty blenders are really [ __ ]

7:11:21disgusting, but they really do the job. It's got a million of them.

7:11:31You have to get the value pack of beauty blenders.

7:11:35I know, but it's like so annoying how expensive they are. But they're worth it. I feel that.

7:11:42They're so worth it. They change lives. All right.

7:11:57Alex, have you started applying it yet or did you already finish? I just went to grab a mirror. Oh,

7:12:03according to Olivia, just put brand just put dots on all all corners of the face. Concealer time. Let's go. Concealer. Concealer.

7:12:12uh, concealer and foundation are not the same thing. Yeah, I was going to say, right, just so you know.

7:12:19Educate yourself, Alex. Wait, is that what she said? Concealer. Foundation. Concealer. She's putting it in very specific spots.

7:12:27I think this is right. What's this thing I have right here? Open this bottle. Wait, is she using concealer already?

7:12:34I think she does a preconcealer.

7:12:36No, it's just a foundation with like a thing in it. Oh, is it like a foundation with like a um with like a wand inside so she can put it on her face.

7:12:44Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly that's like I have. Okay, I think I'm chilling. What the heck is this thing? Okay,

7:12:53this is foundation.

7:12:56Yeah, that's the foundation. I was going to say I think my sister Selena,

7:12:59she's putting on foundation, but it's the Rare Beauty foundation.

7:13:02It's different than the one you have be because the applicator is different. Okay. Okay, I'll put the foundation on. Yeah, you caught that.

7:13:10Is it okay that I I already [ __ ] I put two things on my face. [ __ ] it. We'll just We'll just put the rest. I mean, it should it should.

7:13:15We'll just We'll [ __ ] blend it. All right. Any any issues having blender? Literally. Okay.

7:13:21I've always been with my makeup. I think that's why I haven't done like a makeup video because I'm Okay. So, so I'm just going to use my

7:13:29finger, I guess. Right. So, I don't This thing is just like a little squirt bottle. You can use your finger. Just put it on the back of your hand.

7:13:36put it on the back of your hand to warm it up and that way it'll warm it'll like um stay on longer and sit better on your skin.

7:13:43So true, girl. Should I use just put paint it with a brush or or apply it with my finger onto my skin?

7:13:48Two two pumps. Put two pumps on your hand and let it kind of like melt into your hand. All it's melted.

7:13:54And then really lightly like take your brush and kind of dab like the very tip of it into there. And then put the dots on your face and then start to blend.

7:14:02But don't blend down, blend up. Okay. Always blend up.

7:14:08I can't get the freaking package open here.

7:14:12Yeah, we're going to do it, Alex. We're going to do it right.

7:14:15All right. So, all right. I did I put the two squirts on my hand, dab dab it with the brush, and then just start painting upwards on my face.

7:14:24Correct. Yes. Yes. All right. All right. There we go.

7:14:26Yeah. Foundation time. Very good. Very good.

7:14:31And go upwards. I got to take off my freaking glasses for this one, I think. Oh, look at that.

7:14:42Loving this music. I don't know where you got this, but yeah, I just went to Epidemic Sound and I just typed in naked music.

7:14:49So, while foundation on, what kind of foundation are you all using?

7:14:56Um, um, I'm using Fenty Beauty. I love Fenty. I'm using NYX.

7:15:03I don't really NYX is Oh, yeah. I like the NYX one. Check out the goat.

7:15:11NYX is always pretty awesome. How's this looking? Um,

7:15:19gorgeous. Thank you. Thank you. It's definitely your shade. Thank you.

7:15:27Covering all the blemishes.

7:15:30Oh, there's a lot. I don't know. It's a little, you know, heavy on the application, but it's okay.

7:15:35I don't know if I have enough to cover all the You could tap in with your fingers.

7:15:38Keep blend blend down your neck a little bit if you need to kind of, you know, get the excess down there. Excess here.

7:15:46Yeah, it's okay to brush a little down there. All right. Very good. And around your nose. Try not to pull, but push into the sides.

7:15:56All right. The sides have been pushed. I dropped it.

7:16:06Did you shave your eyebrows? I did. Yes. Oh my god. I'm just now noticing that.

7:16:14That was Dan. This must make for a really smooth application, Alex. Perfect timing.

7:16:19Oh yeah. I don't want that hair on my eyebrows at all. It looks good. Now you can have any eyebrows you want.

7:16:25No eyebrows is kind of a slay. It looks kind of cool or not.

7:16:30It's kind of cool. And you know, I'm just now noticing. So that's kind of saying something as well. I'm like, is that saying something about me?

7:16:36Am I not very observant?

7:16:39No, I mean it's over it's over. I'm sure in person you'd be probably be able to tell obviously, but you know,

7:16:44I just kept seeing deep set eyes, you know, and I was like, did he shave his eyebrow?

7:16:51All right, I think I have blended as much as I can here.

7:16:55Let's say the ladies. How are we Let me put on my my glasses. How we doing here? Oh, very nice.

7:17:01That didn't look bad at all. Doesn't look bad at all. Gorgeous.

7:17:05All right, we are nice and pretty good.

7:17:06Foundation's up. Let's move on to the next step here.

7:17:08Should I figure out where to put my mirror?

7:17:14Can I just say that we are about $43 away from 11,000?

7:17:22Oh, very good. Very good. At $15,000,

7:17:25ladies and gentlemen, I will talk in a falsetto voice for as long as I can. At least 15 minutes. Beg's mode. All right, next part of the video.

7:17:32So hyper specific that it's like, who is this going to benefit? But like maybe it's so hyper specific that it'll just be like enough to help somebody. I don't

7:17:41know. That'd be that'd be nice. Like I must have I picked these up somewhere.

7:17:45Yeah. So in middle school I told my mom I started wearing makeup and then I guess I started wearing foundation in like seventh grade. And then from there,

7:17:52I've always been like a makeup girl. And I think that that kind of put me in a box where like I'm expected to look a certain way.

7:18:01It's a way that I've constructed for myself. It's kind of complicated and it shouldn't be. It shouldn't matter, but it's just like it's part of my archetype

7:18:09now. And like if I ever want to shift that, like am I allowed? Of course. But does it feel like it? No. But that's my

7:18:16fault and that's something I have to work through. Something I really love about this foundation is that um it's by Selena Gomez. Oh, me too.

7:18:24But also, it's very thin and very like liquidy, but not oily.

7:18:31So important. So, my skin's kind of all over the place all the time. It gets very dry, but it also accum like this is

7:18:38disgusting, but like it accumulates oil throughout the day. So, like if I want to sound beautiful about that, I go Olivia, stop. Ain't nothing disgusting about that at all. No.

7:18:47You're clean. Oh, if I want to sound truthful about that, I get very oily.

7:18:53So, I have to balance it. I have to find the like perfect balance. This is the hypersp specific like Olivia isms. I don't think anybody else probably deals with this, but if you do, then this is

7:19:02the foundation for you. Yeah, I think I started doing like a winged eyeliner in like 9th grade. I remember exactly.

7:19:07Actually, it was spring break 9th grade is when I like fully took the wing liner and I was like, "Oh, this makes me feel beautiful." And it still does, which is

7:19:15why I still do it. How long does it take me to get ready every day?

7:19:20Next question. Moving on. Eye bags are for some reason kind of in right now. I don't know. I haven't been able to feel like it fully looks right, but it's

7:19:28meant that I've put on a little bit less than I used to. So, let's see. No one really ever talks about the feeling of having a hair on your face when you were

7:19:37doing your foundation. Oh, this is concealer. That's the concealer. Oh, there you go. E.L.F. Camo.

7:19:45There we go. That's the one I have. Okay. So, what did she do? I like the hydrating one. Just put little dots on there.

7:19:50Rare Beauty. I think another reason why and she skipped. All right. So, all right. So, she did two things here.

7:19:56She used the camo concealer, which I have right there. Looks like she just put some dots in cir.

7:20:04That's what I will do.

7:20:05It's like kind of where you get bags under your eyes. It's meant to hide it.

7:20:09I put it under in my bags. Where else would you put it? Let me go back really quick. Oh, and she's got bronzer on, too.

7:20:16On her eyes. Yes, I will. I I have bronzer as well. So, I imagine she Did she blend it with her fingers? You think this part?

7:20:26That's the best way to do it, I think. Yeah, I'm like I do. All right.

7:20:31I don't exactly know what you did with this, but just I'm just kind of guessing here. Keep it to the inner corner if possible,

7:20:41but if not, then also good.

7:20:47Go like a inverted raccoon.

7:20:53Use my fingers to blend like the inner corners of my eye and like right here,

7:20:57but like not really anywhere else. Then I'll get the beauty blender back out. I think that's fine. All right.

7:21:03Wait, I need the bronzer. I don't I didn't even see where she put it. Okay.

7:21:06Uh, we'll move on to the bronzer next here.

7:21:08I like the hydrating one. The hydrating one, Rare Beauty. I think another reason why I never did like a makeup video is because not only am I hyp.

7:21:17Okay, so she put it on her forehead and on her nose.

7:21:20Very specific when it comes to my like face in particular, it takes forever. Oh, and and the size of her face. Okay.

7:21:27Okay. So, this is Okay. Yo, my setup is such a mess. I got to find the bronzer first. Uh,

7:21:36contour for the lashes lash glue.

7:21:43Where the bronzer at? I don't like this bronzer.

7:21:48I don't think I don't have a bronzing stick like that, but I've got some powder. That'll do.

7:21:55See, I would have everything that I didn't have.

7:22:00, 22 minutesThe issue is I have so many things. cuz I don't even know where what these things are to be honest with you.

7:22:06I definitely have this cuz my forehead's gigantic and I have to make it look smaller.

7:22:09Okay, that's mascara. We don't need that. Use this. It's a sponge brush.

7:22:19Clear sculpting. I should put it here, too.

7:22:22Don't think we need that yet. That's for my lips. Uh this Oh, there it is.

7:22:29Oh my god. whole thing contour. Is it really bronze? Say bronzer on one of your freaking labels. Uh high impact

7:22:37shadow play. No, that doesn't sound right. The glue.

7:22:42I mean, the closest thing to bronzer is pom pom. Glam's in chat. Hi, Glam. Hello, Guam.

7:22:51We love Glam.

7:22:56So much love to Glam. There's the lip oil and the blush.

7:23:01Where's my freaking bronzer? I know. I freaking bought one.

7:23:13Might be this thing. It doesn't say bronzer. It's just It says chubby sticks. A chubby stick.

7:23:18Is it a darker shade than your foundation?

7:23:20It's a pink box. Let me Let me open it up.

7:23:22It's a It's a pink color. That's probably blush, right?

7:23:26Yeah. No, the blush is like a like a brown or little stick.

7:23:38All righty. Here.

7:23:40What is this? What is this? Oh, there you go. This is brown.

7:23:45Uh, chubby stick sculpting contour, it says. Yes. Oh, it's the bronzer stick. Oh, there you go.

7:23:50Why does it say bronzer stick? All right. Stupid ass. So [ __ ] annoying. All right.

7:23:58What type of bronzer is everyone using?

7:24:01I'm using um this Sephora and the Milk one. Oh, you can't see. Put it on your face.

7:24:09I got this E.L.F. Halo Glow beauty wand thing. Oh, I've never heard of that.

7:24:17I literally got like the essence little miniature thing that like no one but me would do. Okay.

7:24:22And blend. Do it. Oh, she used the same brush as the foundation looks like. Right.

7:24:29She uses the bronzer with the foundation brush. It looks like I could do that. Right. Is it? It probably has like 30 brushes.

7:24:38Content alone is weird, but I use the same brush. I use the same brush. Okay.

7:24:48All right. She's just blending it into the blending downwards it looks like with the contour. I could get behind that.

7:24:57Once it's blended in, it doesn't really do anything. What's the point of this thing? Didn't do much at all. I don't think it all comes together in the end, Alex.

7:25:07You have to trust going to look a little crazy for a while.

7:25:11Let me put a little more on. Put some on her nose. You're looking snatched. Thank you. Thank you. Mhm.

7:25:19Uh put some more bronzer on. Like I want to see something happen with this damn thing. Bronzer.

7:25:27Yeah. Perfect. Got to look snatched.

7:25:37All right. Nice and bronzed up here. Let's see what the next step.

7:25:43Doesn't look Doesn't look any different to me. All right.

7:25:46I love it. And I'm going to learn to be better at it. I'm improving every day. I kind of You know what I mean?

7:25:55Oh, absolutely. Olivia, can we do that, too? Oh, yeah. I just did that, too.

7:26:02No, she just she knows exactly about it,

7:26:04you know. She just knows she just knows everything about this. So perfect.

7:26:14Wow. That Yeah, that that really put it all together for me. All right, let's continue.

7:26:21Are you feeling snatched, Alex?

7:26:23Oh, yeah. I think that this little bit right here, I think really is going to fix the whole thing. This is when it all comes together.

7:26:30You know what I mean? See, this is what I need to talk about. Like, makeup is so pretty. Look. So true, girl.

7:26:38You're so real for that. She is real.

7:26:42Look at what I just did. Look at what I did to myself. Anytime I look at myself in the viewfinder, I just think about that Demi Lovado video where she goes,

7:26:50"Say hi to Fatty."

7:26:52Hi, Fatty. I love liking um people's stories on Instagram. If I don't like your stories on Instagram, you're weird.

7:27:01I feel so hurt if um she followed me and she wasn't liking my [ __ ] Like, damn, I'm a monster.

7:27:09Oh, with $25. Lana Julie, thank you so much.

7:27:12And there's probably a reason cuz I like everybody's. Okay, probably pocket blush time. You know the drill. Rare Beauty.

7:27:20Oh, pocket blush. I have that. I think I got something similar. At least I'll have that. All I have is liquid blush. But we're going to make it work.

7:27:29Those little boxes. Where did it go?

7:27:37Oh, that's the powder. That's the bronzer. Where's my Where my blush at?

7:27:46I want to know where she puts the blush.

7:27:48Sorry. I'll play it in just a second here. Just trying to find true. Got to find where my blushes. Yeah, keep doing the shade nearly berry.

7:27:56I've kind of been into more like mauve shades. But if I'm going to do like a mini makeup look, I've got to go with berry. Something about me is I love

7:28:04blush. I have and my sister said I could apply the blush with my fingers. That'd be totally cool. according to her. Liquid blush.

7:28:10There we go. All right. And looks like she just puts it on the side of on the sides of her face.

7:28:15Blush blindness. That's another thing about me. I also look beautiful in blood. Oh, me too, girly. Let's find out.

7:28:25All right, the package is being opened. I'm going to tap it for good luck here.

7:28:32Tap tap tap. Okay.

7:28:36All right. And uh looks like she just puts it on the sides of her face. I'll start light. Looks very like potent. Whatever this is.

7:28:44If it's liquid blush, it definitely is.

7:28:47Oh [ __ ] It is so It'll blend in. It is. It will blend in. Just keep blending it. That was blend until the cows come.

7:28:56It looks like I'm bleeding out of my sides.

7:29:02Keep blending. Keep blending. Spray. Okay, that's not too bad on this side.

7:29:21Okay, that's not looking.

7:29:23I can't see any of my Oh, sorry, Olivia. That's not a good That's not a very flattering moment to pause on your face.

7:29:29So, like those are all three things that Sorry, Olivia.

7:29:39Hey, the blush is the blush actually did something. Check it out.

7:29:43I see your face and you look like such a doll. Blush is everything.

7:29:47The blush changed the whole thing. It was like, dude, this thing's so strong.

7:29:52I put four dots and it covered my whole face like three times more than it was supposed to, I think.

7:30:00, 30 minutesGot to put them on the apples of your cheeks. No, don't send this to my dad.

7:30:11What's your dad's phone number? Okay. Okay. I'm like, what? What's his AOL address? All right.

7:30:19Right. What's his email?

7:30:21Social security number on their own with that given information. Oh, she put a little bit on her nose, too. Oh my god. Yeah, she puts it pretty much everywhere.

7:30:32like on the imagine, Alex, imagine you're getting sunburnt in the face. That's what you want to look like. Whoa, that's a great tip. Yes,

7:30:40definitely the nose.

7:30:40Like if the sun were hitting you from the side,

7:30:43that means on the in the middle of the forehead, too, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's like this. Yeah.

7:30:52Well, not like right there, but like like And not just up here either.

7:30:57bring it down to like setve the middle of my forehead. Thanks.

7:31:03Well, I'm sabotaging you, so that wouldn't be uh that wouldn't be really smart of me. Okay. All right.

7:31:11Uh next part. Proceed. You know what I mean? Also, like pink is the prettiest color ever.

7:31:16Oh, so true. Queen, you so real with that. So true. So, something I do with my blush, it's some sort of Chris, thank you for the $10

7:31:25I learned in college in stage makeup class, and it's that you put blush on the high points of your face, and it makes you look

7:31:32Bill W, thank you for another $25. I really appreciate you.

7:31:35Cold and beautiful. So, here I put it like in the pocket under my eye. I like to look like I got punched.

7:31:42Oh, that's more blush. Damn, she's blushing up like crazy. I'll make it look like I got Yeah, like her.

7:31:47He loves her blush. I make it look like I got punched. We are over 11,000. Yo. Oh my god.

7:31:54Thank you, Eevee. Yay. Look like I got punched. All right, two dogs.

7:32:03Hell yeah. My face does not need to look more red.

7:32:14Like it it is like already always red. Low key, I put more on. You know that.

7:32:23Uh, let's put a little more. It doesn't look like I got punched yet.

7:32:27Olivia already put her eyebrows on, so while you're doing No, she didn't. She draws them fills them in later. Oh my gosh.

7:32:35I have this video pretty much memorized.

7:32:39Your brows look perfect already. And I'm like, dang, I didn't put any I'm browless right now. Literally.

7:32:49Girly, it's okay. We love a balless girly. You and Alex are twinning. Mhm. So true.

7:32:58Yeah. I had to take it off for the the the wax earlier.

7:33:04Oh, I did not see that part yet, but um I'm definitely going to go screen record that. You're going to enjoy that part.

7:33:09It's It's good. It's good. And then send it to your dad. All right.

7:33:15How's that looking, ladies? How is the blush? Is it blushing? It's definitely blushing.

7:33:21Gorgeous. I can see it. I definitely see it. Not very good. Face card is not declining. That's too much [ __ ] blush.

7:33:32never enough. There's never There's no such thing, Alec. Blush is so beautiful. I'm ready to move forward now.

7:33:36And that's in right now where it's like really like red. Mhm.

7:33:40Don't forget that one of your donation goals is to dump all of it on your face. True.

7:33:46Right here. And it kind of acts as an eye shadow as well. The tip of the nose,

7:33:50the chin, and kind of so everywhere my eye. I like to look like I got punched.

7:33:55And then right. And it kind of acts as an eye shadow as well.

7:33:59Oh, a little bit on the eyes. Jesus Christ, she's going crazy with the blush. All right, I got to take my glasses. Kind of like eye shadow. And where else?

7:34:07Tip of the nose. Tip of the nose. I think I got that. Yeah, I got that. The chin. And the chin. Um, I have an issue here.

7:34:14I have hair on my chin. So, I think we're just going to skip the chin part. Do it anyway.

7:34:21Okay, Haley. Okay. Commit. Commit to the bed.

7:34:29And now my chin's going to look like the top of my head. Red highlights. Beautiful. All right. And uh some eye shadow.

7:34:37I love when things match. Okay,

7:34:50I still feel like I don't have enough blush on.

7:34:54It's okay. She adds more about like 15 minutes into the video. She just doesn't have stop adding blush.

7:34:59All right, that looks that's looking good. You have to keep layering. Yes, I'm layering.

7:35:06All right, let's continue. and kind of up here. So, everywhere.

7:35:11Yeah. And then we'll add more. And then we'll blend it. And then we'll The better question, Olivia, is where aren't you going to put blush on? Cuz I think that's what I needed to know earlier.

7:35:18We'll add more. I feel beautiful. I feel cold. I feel tiny.

7:35:22And maybe just for now, cuz I want to look more beautiful. My favorite on my lip.

7:35:28You know whose makeup videos I love and always have? Antonio Garza.

7:35:34I love Antonio Garza. Shouts out. Big fan. Volt just told Bad Baby that she's going to smack the [ __ ] out of her. You

7:35:42guys, this is this is big. That's sad. I like them both. So now I look an oily mess or a beautiful mess. So I need powder and I don't have any right here.

7:35:55I have powder. I have it right on the ready. What kind of powder do you have? Let's see. Uh can you read that?

7:36:04Infallible. Oh, nice. Me, too. What, dude? Oh my god.

7:36:11Twinsies as [ __ ] Okay, we're fabulous. I know. All right. Untouchable.

7:36:20The Airspun Cody powder from the drugstore. It smells like a grandma, but it's nice. I tried to concentrate under

7:36:27my eyes at first under the eyes and on the middle of the nose, which she looks like she's doing.

7:36:34That's the first place to crease. But I will say then what I do is it is I will take powder on one step at a time. Olivia chill. Okay.

7:36:46So we're going to put the powder under our eyes. If I can open the goddamn case.

7:36:50Jesus Christ. I need a knife or something. Like the strongest tape of all time.

7:37:01Haley, were you here for the the California Dreaming cover? Okay.

7:37:07Um, no. But I did see one I saw I saw your um your first um song which was

7:37:16great for karaoke. The remix.

7:37:19Yeah, the karaoke. That's what I was talking about. Very talented. Cool. Thank you. Thank you.

7:37:23Oh, that Okay. Okay. Okay. I just didn't know the title. But um yes, unironically better than the original.

7:37:27Oh, yeah. That's that's what the goal was.

7:37:29All right. So, hey, this thing comes with a cute little sponge. So, I don't got to use my for this one. So, we're going to put powder under our eyes.

7:37:46oh, my uh my makeup music playlist stopped. It's only 25 minutes long. Let's get back into it.

7:37:53Thank you for the $10 guarantee. I really appreciate it. All right, let's get back to the music. Make

7:38:13Shout out to all the Atlanta girls out there.

7:38:19All right, Olivia, I'm officially powdered.

7:38:24It doesn't look like it did anything, honestly. No, you're set now. But it will help your makeup stay.

7:38:32So true. You're so real for that, Haley.

7:38:35Oh, I didn't powder my forehead. What the? And I'll go like where my blemishes are. All right. Um, now powder the blemishes,

7:38:44says Queen Olivia. Blemishes, huh? So, my gaping pores.

7:38:52So, that's literally every part of my face.

7:38:56I'll just where she's putting it precisely.

7:39:05A grim is shaking Fortnite. Shaking Fortnite.

7:39:14All righty. What's I think I'm done with the powder.

7:39:18To make sure that it like sets that first and then I'll go in and blend everything out. So, like I target my problem areas with powder. So,

7:39:27girl, I don't even know where to begin with my problem areas. Uh, let's hit you with the uh I don't have any. Alex, you're perfect.

7:39:38We're all perfect.

7:39:45The sponge feels nice against my skin. Fortnite.

7:39:59We're done with Well, I like no texture, which is why I have to do powder. But Oh, me too, Olivia. Me, too.

7:40:04I love shine. So, like, you'll see I just dulled down my beautiful forehead a little bit, but it's because I have like a zit there, so I need to powder it.

7:40:13Physicians Formula bronzer. Butter.

7:40:16Uh, more bronzer. I'm just going to use the bronzer stick again.

7:40:18Bronzer smells delicious. feels great. I don't know. It's not like that pigmented, so I don't know how great it is, but but it feels nice and beautiful

7:40:26and it smells really good. And it lays on the skin really nicely, too. So, I think I do like it like a lot. I've been using it for years. And I take it down

7:40:34to like the pocket of my cheeks because I want to look.

7:40:38Okay, now we're going to contour our nose.

7:40:40Oh, contour time. How does she do this again? She has a little brush and I think she uses like a makeup palette,

7:40:46right? Is she using bronzer to cont or contour? All right. I have a little brush.

7:40:53I can't tell. I use eye shadow.

7:40:57Yeah, I'm going to use like an All right. Also, I think I have an eye shadow around here somewhere. You disappear.

7:41:09I saw her put on Can't see that. So, I'm going to go in with a brown eyeshadow instead. This I bought one. These are eyehadows.

7:41:16I was going through a really bad breakup a few I'd like to show you guys my makeup palette for this. Yes. Oh, yay.

7:41:24What brand is it?

7:41:25It's called The Coffee Shop by Huia's Place. Oh, Juvia.

7:41:33I only the best for Alice Fiction years ago. That's how I remember it.

7:41:39Help me look beautiful selfies to post when he wasn't answering me. Why does it look crooked? Probably because my nose

7:41:46is crooked. I just want it to look All right. What is she doing here? She's contouring.

7:41:52What does that mean? Just like uh she's like making her nose. She's making her nose nice and thin.

7:42:00, 42 minutesThank you for the $50, my man.

7:42:06All right, let's All right, we're getting contour.

7:42:08Can you explain the contour process for me again? two lines,

7:42:15but they have to blend into your eyebrows like popping out that blends into your eyehadow.

7:42:26Um, okay. I know exactly.

7:42:29There's like a little bit of like a darker pocket like right here.

7:42:33It's like two brown lines that connect to your eyebrows. Okay. All right. I can do that.

7:42:39To make your to make your nose very very slim. Ah, okay. I know exactly. You don't want it to be too strong, though. Mhm.

7:42:47Okay. Yeah. Oo, that's perfect.

7:42:54Lindsay, thank you for the $10. Make my nose look so thin,

7:43:05Cheyenne. Thank you for the $25. All right. Every time someone donates, I'm going to go like this.

7:43:13All right. What if skinny?

7:43:18It still looks crooked. What the hell is happening? Okay, that's the best we're going to. Ladies, how's my contour?

7:43:28Looks awesome. Very nice. Really? Oh my god. Oh, it's so supportive. Did you get surgery?

7:43:34That's the best we're going to get, I guess. Now, I use this rare beauty sponge because it has sharp edges on it. Yeah. Then I do.

7:43:41What is she doing with the sponge? She's taking off the makeup. Oh, yeah. Okay. On your face. I'm putting highlighter on.

7:43:51Oh, highlighter.

7:43:52I think so. Just good based on how light it is, but I'm not sure cuz she doesn't say.

7:44:01Damn. I don't go. Okay. All right. Where's my sponge at, y'all?

7:44:06I can sponge highlighter.

7:44:08I don't have a highlighter crayon.

7:44:15Oh, there's my sponge. Okay. And did you put powder on it? Apparently. Powder on the sponge.

7:44:23Oh my god. There's still like 11 minutes on the sharp side.

7:44:27Okay. I got my powder here. Going to dip powder into the sponge.

7:44:33All right. And then she just goes right under the contour. All right, let's do that.

7:44:48All right, very good.

7:44:52Do this thing and this thing. And then I kind of just drag it because I don't want it to be a stark white line. I kind

7:45:00, 45 minutesof want it to blend pretty. For eyebrows, I always just take like some sort of gray eyes shadow and this brush

7:45:08that's lived Oh, I get to redraw my eyebrows, you guys. This is big. Okay. Oh, yay.

7:45:14So, let's get one of the Can you do them big and bushy? Yes.

7:45:19Um, this kind of look like my more natural kind of eyebrow color with me for a long time.

7:45:26That's everybody's first experience with makeup. I'm kind of curious like when everybody started wearing makeup. Don't yell at me.

7:45:33I wore eyeliner. That was the first thing I ever wore.

7:45:38And I only did it in my water my underwater line cuz I thought I was cool and my I thought my lashes were huge and big.

7:45:49I started doing a winged eyeliner almost every day of my life since seventh grade. Damn.

7:45:57Wing. and I never stopped.

7:46:03Is that a millennial thing? Like I don't know.

7:46:07I don't know. I just am like guys tried so many types.

7:46:10He texted me out of nowhere. It's been like 8 years and he was like, "Hey." And I was like,

7:46:18"Hi." And then he waited a week and was like, "How are you?"

7:46:24All right, Olivia. This person sounds like a terrible texter. What is happening there?

7:46:31Oh [ __ ] I accidentally muted you. I'm so sorry, Olivia.

7:46:35And then he was like, "Can I have some girl advice?" And I was like, "What?" It's like he lives in a time capsule.

7:46:42Like that was a conversation that could have made sense at a certain time in our lives 8 years ago. But I was just like,

7:46:49"Tell me more." Like, and then he sends me this long thing. I hope he never sees this. If if you do, like, hi. I I love

7:46:58you. to like care about you. This was just kind of weird. This like long paragraph about how he like met someone in college and and he feels like he can

7:47:06be there for her but can't all at the same time. And I just was like,

7:47:10yo, my eyebrows are like totally back now. Look at that. Wow. Oh my god.

7:47:18Wait, are we fully drawing them on right now? Did we already get to that point? I am.

7:47:22I just behind Oh, okay.

7:47:27Like I don't know this girl. I don't know you anymore also. Like I don't know. Are you ready? Like I should answer. Okay. I'm going in with my bronzer. I have like really round eye.

7:47:38Okay. Put the bronzer between the eye and the eyebrow. Okay. Okay. We can do that. I got my bronzer stick somewhere

7:47:45around here. Still theoretically. Where is she putting?

7:47:52She's putting bronzer right above her eyelid. really look like. Okay. Okay,

7:47:58there it is. All right, bronzer time. I like the bronzer stick. It's fun.

7:48:11Very cool. Very cool.

7:48:13What you do with that after? I'm guess you're just going to blend it eyes, which has made things difficult for me in beauty standards because people like this. They don't like this.

7:48:24I kind of have downward turned, which is I think mine are downward turned. I think sign

7:48:34literally never something I ever would notice in someone honestly.

7:48:41Why I started doing the wing, but now I just really like the wing. But I'm sure there will be days soon where where I

7:48:48don't do a wing. Not today. And I take some like reddish eye shadow.

7:48:56I take some like reddish brown eyeshadow and I put it under and then

7:49:02Okay, reddish brown eyeshadow I could find that. I'm sure my arsenal.

7:49:10I think I'm just going to use red. That's all I got.

7:49:15My little brushy brush. Here's my palette.

7:49:20Reish brown. Oh, I got the perfect color just for that. Fantastic. Dip dip dip. Puts it right under her eye.

7:49:31Reddish brow.

7:49:48Um, not really doing much for me. But heck, we're moving. I'm in the zone, y'all. I'm so focused.

7:49:55So relaxed and smooth out a little bit.

7:50:06Close your mouth.

7:50:09If I'm just going to go, if I'm going to like give myself ample time to do everything that I think makes me look hottest, I'm going to take concealer and

7:50:16I'm going to 2016ify myself. Sorry, it makes me feel hot. I'm adding a cut crease. Something about adding

7:50:24brightness to my inner corner makes me look hot.

7:50:27Wait, why is she doing that? We just put I do that. We just put bronzer there. I do that. What is she doing? Brightening the inner corner.

7:50:34Feel hot. I'm adding a cut crease.

7:50:36Something about adding brightness to my inner corner. I can't do that. What is that? Is that concealer?

7:50:45Yeah. There. Yeah. which is the first thing we use.

7:50:50I'm going to use highlighter to brighten my inner corner.

7:51:06This segment might run a little long just cuz I'm so incompetent with whatever heck is happening here. So, please bear with me. Watchers at home.

7:51:16No, no, Alex. True art takes time. You know, don't rush. It's so true.

7:51:23Okay, we're going to use the concealer apparently. Put a little bit on my fingy.

7:51:27Make it melted a little bit. We're going to put it on the eyelid.

7:51:43Please don't get in my eye.

7:51:45Actually never done this trick before like putting concealer on kind of like as a little bit of like eyeshadow look.

7:51:51Never done that.

7:52:03I have this eye thing where I'm really sensitive and scared about my eyes.

7:52:12Oh, don't worry. Poked my eye with a mascara wand like at least four times a week since seventh grade. And Joel hanging in there. So

7:52:21so painful and then it ruins your eye shadow cuz you cry.

7:52:28Yeah. And your contact too for the rest of the day.

7:52:34A me thing. And I also put like highlight under the brow. And you're gonna kill me, but I want to put shimmer. Sorry.

7:52:42All right. Which one of these things is shimmer? I was like, say less.

7:52:49Oh, it's just a sparkly eyeshadow.

7:52:53I have that. Hell yeah. I I also It looks like highlighter.

7:52:57All right, I'll put a little sparkly eyeshadow somewhere.

7:53:00, 53 minutesHighlight under the brow. And you're going to kill me, but I want to put shimmer. Sorry. I'm going to tell you why I do this. SA in the Hunger Games.

7:53:09Oh, SA rocks. Shout out SA.

7:53:11I wore this metallic gold liner in the book as well. I read the book as well and I remember just being like, it looks

7:53:18so good on Lenny Kravitz. I need to buy some metallic gold eyeliner from Sephora. So, I did and I began putting

7:53:25it on the top and then also a little bit in my tear duct as I'm pretty positive SA did. And I just love the way it made me look and I never stopped doing it. So

7:53:33like today I will be I am putting like a shimmer on my inner corner because of SA Lenny Kravitz like thank you so much and that's just like the legacy people

7:53:42have personal legacies and to me that's Lenny Kravitz is like thank you so much for my All right she put in the inner corner.

7:53:48All right so I'm going to get the sparkliest most funnest eyeshadow here. Put it on the inner corner. We love that. Have that. Oh here we go.

7:53:57Sparkle it up. Sparkle it up. All right. Oh, this is too sparkly. Oh, well.

7:54:06Hey, that's fun. No such thing. It's like,

7:54:11wait, should I do like a like a light sparkle or should I do like a colored sparkle?

7:54:16You color inner corner. The Oscars are this weekend. By the time this is edited and up, it probably would have already happened. Did Carla Gasone go?

7:54:27She didn't win, right? Did Selena pull out a look? There she is.

7:54:36Everything about this is perfect.

7:54:38Everything. Every choice made here tonight was in the best interest of Selena Gomez. And I appreciate that.

7:54:45This is another crazy thing that I do.

7:54:47Before actually going in and doing my wing, I like carve it out and like trace it because it has to be the right shape.

7:54:55So, I take some like red brown. Okay.

7:54:57And I've been trying to make it more sideways as opposed to just check out. What is this?

7:55:03This is another crazy thing that I do before actually going in and doing my wing. I like carve it out and like trace it because it has to be the right shape.

7:55:13So I take some like red brown. Okay. And I've been trying to make it more sideways as opposed to upcape.

7:55:22It's like as opposed to you know what I'm saying? Okay. We're gonna attempt to together. All right, let's try.

7:55:30I'm gonna try that. I'm gonna try that, too. I'm gonna carve it out. I'm gonna carve it out. As Olivia says,

7:55:37carve it out.

7:55:40Use a new brush for this one. A little tiny baby brush for very accurate brushing.

7:55:47If you put a light brown. Yes. I'll do the same thing. Olivia,

7:55:54we're going to trace the wing.

7:56:01I feel like I'm going to add some of this. My lips are actually kind of dry.

7:56:15Like my light is so bright. Turn it down. All right.

7:56:28Very good. Very good. All right. All right. Fantastic.

7:56:35All right. Who's Who's team next? Yes.

7:56:41No, it's Wet N Wild. I think it's an eyelash. Super.

7:56:44I thought it was eyelash. Wet n Wild is really good though. When you do a an exaggerated wing. Yeah.

7:56:50Mandy, thank you for the $25. It's a risky game because one eye could be like and one could be like and then you look like you have a lazy eye.

7:57:00, 57 minutesY which there's nothing wrong with it's March. Happy birthday Justin Bieber.

7:57:10Okay, I did that. Yes, I did that. Now comes black on my waterline. I have found on my rock around the sun that

7:57:18black shadow sticks like eyeshadow sticks are black eyeshadow.

7:57:29I don't really put much on my waterline because I always get it into my damn contact. So,

7:57:35I'm going to go on that one.

7:57:41Um, I'll skip this part, too. are way better for your waterline than like a cold pencil. They last way longer. So, I

7:57:48just coat because it makes me look hot on the entire bottom waterline and the top, but you'll have to go again. I would normally curl my lashes right now,

7:57:59I cannot put black eyeliner on my waterline. My crazy will look like I don't crazy Olivia makeup time. So,

7:58:08yeah, me too. Since I have the regular carve of the line with my reddish smoky

7:58:15color, I'm going to now take black on an angled brush. I'm going to put it on the outmost edge. And don't worry, I also

7:58:24hate All right. So, she's really carving out that wing with just the uh the brushes here. Am I supposed to do that, too? Or isn't there like Or is this all

7:58:32eyeshadow, isn't it? Okay. Get that wing going on.

7:58:37All right, we're doing the wang. It's happening. The wang. Look how far. Here we go.

7:58:44Oh god. Oh lord.

7:58:55Bringing it up here.

7:59:06feel like I've mastered my brow, too.

7:59:31All right, nice and carved out. It's looking good. How I got it a little bit too much in,

7:59:37but I'll blend it. I'll fix it. Don't worry. It'll end up looking good. I'm getting there.

7:59:42Okay, so now I take more of this reddish brown. I smoke it. Is that even like No, I got to smoke it.

7:59:54Take this reddish brown and we'll smoke it. Oh, she does use reddish, huh?

8:00:03Put that. Look at that. Nice and smooth.

8:00:11This is like every um like Bob Ross paint night. Like I always look, mine is always the worst looking painting at the paint night.

8:00:28It's all up to interpretation. You know, art is in the eye of the viewer.

8:00:38It's time for me to get closer to the monitor. Oh my god.

8:00:44Oh, right. Okay. And I'm going to blend it a little more because I hate it. I need color in my face. Stat pronto.

8:00:51Okay. Blush. Blush. We are going to add a cream blush, but because I'm crazy,

8:00:55this is my favorite. I've been using this forever. This is Maybelline Fit Me Blush in berry. I want lips again.

8:01:02Just go crazy with the blush instead. All righty. Okay, Olivia.

8:01:09Okay. She literally All right. One eye down. Definitely stressing right now.

8:01:18I'm going add more blush.

8:01:38Good. Nice blush up here.

8:01:56Switch mirrors for this smoke again. Me too, Tiffany. We chat.

8:02:02Oh, I need to go to the freaking vape store. Oh, we chat. That's good. Oh yeah, girl.

8:02:10Let's freaking go. What happened? I told Oh, never mind. I will not stop mocking. All right, let's continue.

8:02:18So, Gone Grege Maybelline. I do have mine. Gone Grege by Maybelline. Vape, you put like a dark liner on her lips.

8:02:26This makeup tutorial is sponsored by Mood. Just kidding.

8:02:35All right, continue.

8:02:38other day on stream I did a Twitter draft Olympics which is like content

8:02:45catered specifically just to me. So I'm grateful that anybody would be willing to watch that. And at the end because

8:02:52what I did is I had everybody vote like bracketswise and the one that won is diabolical. It didn't get me as canceled

8:03:01as I was like scared it would. But rightfully people were quick to call it out. But I will stand by. There were no victims of that joke. The joke being I

8:03:10shouldn't call it a joke right before I say it's just a statement that is true and it's I'm so grateful that Rhett and Link didn't become like the Coline boys

8:03:19because I am because I didn't know that Rhett and Link met in detention in high school. So what do you think of when you think of troubled boys in high school?

8:03:27You think of Coline. Thank god they turned into Rhett and Link. That was all I was saying.

8:03:31I mean she's not wrong. I guess she's okay. What's next? Some more

8:03:38black. Now I take brow gel. This is literally from me. Oh, black. Now, what is that?

8:03:46Now I take brow gel. This is literally from just uh eyebrow gel. I have eyebrow gel. Clear cell.

8:03:54No, I have I think I have some too, but I just don't know where I am. We don't have eyebrows.

8:03:59Have eyebrows. NYX the prettiest eyeshadow palette of all time. Charlotte Tilbury, the beauty verse, I take the gold.

8:04:08Oh my god. Check 282 with a $100 donation. Thank you so much. Uh let's play some uh we haven't played some chill sound bites in a while. Palestine.

8:04:16Free Palestine. Thank you for donating. You're donating. Free Palestine.

8:04:20Thank you so much for All right.

8:04:24Gold glitter shadow. This is the prettiest palette ever. I put it in my inner corner. Thank you, SA. And I kind of take it toward the middle to like open my eye.

8:04:33All righty. Inner corner. Once again,

8:04:35I'm going to get you a different shade of the sparkly. Actually, no. This I'll get this most sparkly one again. Inner corner.

8:04:42What shade is like pink? Is it like a pink?

8:04:46Um, no. Hers is more like an orangey or gold. Oh, okay. I have those. Okay,

8:04:54once again in the inner.

8:04:56Wait, I'm not going to use my finger top to 2016 ifify myself. You don't have to tell me. I already know I hate change.

8:05:05Pretty. I think I'm going to do liquid liner. What did you put on there? Oh my god.

8:05:09All right, guys. So, put a little more around my eyes. All right. Very good. Very good.

8:05:17Erno, this NYX epic.

8:05:20There we go. The eyeliner. This is the part I'm most excited about cuz I think eyeliner is pretty cool and I probably would wear that if I were to

8:05:28go out again with uh that's literally what I'm using. I think what she's using or something similar. Oh yeah. No, I

8:05:37didn't have the NYX first thing that came comes up on Amazon. Yeah, I think I have the same thing.

8:05:44Maybe they just have a monopoly over the eyeliner. Oh yeah, liner. I just follow the black line.

8:05:51A good um shadow little like felt pens out there nowadays.

8:05:55Cat eye and then they used to be hard to find. Same thing on the other side.

8:05:58Okay, so this is where the actual wing gets winged, right? This is the part I used in my video.

8:06:15Think so. Cool.

8:06:21I don't know. Every part of me wants to make the wing bigger, but I'm not sure.

8:06:26Yeah. I'll start with the wings like as small as I possibly can because I know I'm going to mess up one and then need to keep like making each one bigger like at the right to make them right.

8:06:37Yeah. To make them the same. So hard. I don't know. Chat. Is it even?

8:06:43How's my wing? So, it's bold.

8:06:51Thank you. Bold.

8:07:12All right, we're all winged up there. Alex, your wing looks so full.

8:07:23We've redeemed ourselves with wings. Gorgeous.

8:07:30We ready to go clubbing, ladies.

8:07:33Oh, I have a funny story about the makeup uh store I went to. So, I had a band shirt on for the band Ghost,

8:07:39and um Oh, we love Ghost. So there it was a very flamboyant gay man at the cash register and we were we were chatting it up. I'm like, "Oh my god, your hair is

8:07:46so cool." I tells him and and he starts talking to me about about um like the band I was wearing and then um so a few minutes uh as he's checking out my stuff

8:07:55goes by and he says, "So have have you ever been to any shows?" I for whatever reason I think he's talking about like drag shows. I'm like, "No, I haven't been to any." He's he was referring to

8:08:03my band shirt, like the like the band shirt I was going. I said, "No." And he says, "Oh, I heard they they do pretty good uh performances live." like, "Oh

8:08:10[ __ ] he's talking about the [ __ ]

8:08:11ghost band." Why did I think he was talking about drag shows? Anyways, I don't know.

8:08:18This is a fun little anecdote from the Alta. Ulta.

8:08:24The Alta. All right. The Ulta.

8:08:32I discovered the Ulta today. Ulta.

8:08:35The Ulta. I got um I've heard of the Sephora but yes.

8:08:49Thanks chat. How's the wings looking? Yeah. Hey.

8:08:58Oh, Vivian asked if I've been to any ghost. Yes, Vivian. I've been to three rituals. The last one I went to was in San Diego and I went to two in like 2017

8:09:06I got to say after they released Square Hammer. I saw them back toback. I saw them open for Iron Maiden and I saw them uh at the Wilturn. They were headlining.

8:09:14So I've seen them at least three times, maybe four.

8:09:17Yeah, they're top two top two band of all time. You didn't go to the LA show?

8:09:25Um no, the one where you went with some some people, right? Yeah.

8:09:29Yeah. I I did not I was not close with you guys uh back then, unfortunately.

8:09:34We just we just ran into a lot of people, which I thought was interesting. What else is there?

8:09:40All right. Now, we would be cool if we ran into you.

8:09:42I know. I did not go to the LA one with the red brown. I'm sure to get it like the shadow in the pocket of my eye,

8:09:50like where the crease meets the wing.

8:09:52The thing that happens with me is I'll be putting on makeup and I'll be like beautiful, stunning, and then I'll be like ugly. I made like one little tweak

8:09:59and it like ruins everything or fixes everything. But now I'm feeling fixed, but we'll see.

8:10:06Okay, lashes. I normally use Kiss 11s. These are my fave. The little doll eyes. This is the second for my lashes.

8:10:14Part I'm most scared about. I need to get lashes. Alex, are you doing falsies today? I am. Um, my lashes are downstairs.

8:10:21I showed them I showed them to my sister and she laughed. Like, right. Yeah.

8:10:24She's like, "These are the kinds like a super goth girl would wear." I'm like, "Fuck yeah." So, these are my falsies.

8:10:32They look like me in front of the camera here. I could do some cute one. Oh, I heard a chicken.

8:10:38Yeah. My Sorry, my roosters. It's [ __ ] 6 o'clock. Go to bed. Goddamn roosters. Okay, guys. I forgot.

8:10:46I have two different kinds. I don't know which ones to use. I don't know.

8:10:52These are the the wispies or the Iani

8:11:00, 11 minutesfaux mink lashes. Mink Ardell wispies.

8:11:04I'm going to look at Olivia put the eyelashes in. Olivia, please help. I don't have any. Sorry, guys.

8:11:10And then I kind of shape them with mascara cuz I like pissy. I like a pissy spider lash. A lot of people don't. A lot of people think that it's it looks

8:11:17clumpy. It does. That's the point. Makes me look beautiful. Makes me look hot. A lot of the choices I make comes back to does it make me look hot. The answer is

8:11:25yes. I look so cute. The kiss is the best glue at the drugstore in my opinion. The Ardell one. Oh, that's the exact same thing I have.

8:11:34Oh my god. All right. Wait, where's my glue? Oh, here it is.

8:11:41That makeup's hard to open.

8:11:45I need some tweezers cuz I got some nail.

8:11:55Okay, my room's a [ __ ] mess now. Okay, got the glue. Let's peel it off. Smells like [ __ ] too.

8:12:03I just like coat it. Then I just like I She just coats it. I'm going to coat it, too.

8:12:09Uh, you want kind of a thin layer. You don't want too much cuz it's going to take forever to dry.

8:12:14Okay. A thin layer on my leg while it dries. And I get the other one prepared. Take the band and go

8:12:22like this to make it as separated as I can. Still coding. Sorry. Me when I'm a computer engineer. Still coding. Sorry.

8:12:30Me when I put on people's coats. Coding.

8:12:32Sorry. I'm going to add a little bit more blush in the middle just cuz it looks pale. Look at the eyelashes I have in my blush. Blend. And now my Damn, more blood.

8:12:42Hopefully dry enough. More blood. I got to glue up the uh the eyelash. Uh we'll do one at a time here.

8:12:51Come on. One at a time.

8:12:53Yeah. Talk us through it, Alex. Tell us how you're feeling.

8:12:55Okay. So, I'm putting the glue on. I don't know which direction it's supposed to go on my eye, but I'm sure we'll figure it out. The glue is being applied. A thin layer of glue, of course, for Chris's instructions.

8:13:06Although, it's already a little sticky, right? Yeah, it gets sticky. Okay.

8:13:12Yeah. You want it to get like kind of tacky. Yeah. All right. You can tell it's drying.

8:13:19They have to be perfect or else they make me feel ugly. I don't know about you, but I know about me.

8:13:24I'm just going to play along with this thing here. I think I'm putting in the right direction. Okay.

8:13:31Wish me well for you.

8:13:38Oh, eyelashes scare me, bro. Whoa, that rocks. I get so stressed I start sweating.

8:13:49Hey, that's not too bad. Check it out. I gave up my lashes. Are you okay? Yeah, I'm good. Is that cool? You got them on? I think so.

8:13:57Let me see. Okay. Cute. Okay. He's batting his eyelashes. It's so itchy.

8:14:05Oh [ __ ] It's not very glued on though. Beauty's uh HD is Alex. Beauty is pain. Yeah, beauty is pain. Alex,

8:14:17it comes off a little bit at the end there, but I think for the most part, I think I could deal with that. Um, let's do the next one.

8:14:26Eyelash time. All right.

8:14:30I don't know. I don't feel like it made a difference for me.

8:14:33Let's see what we got here. $25 from a Haba habanero Sriracha. Dude, you've been donating all day. Thank you so much, man.

8:14:42Hey, habanero Sriracha.

8:14:44Thank you. Habanero Sriracha. All right.

8:14:48So, do you like mix mix them both? Make it extra spicy.

8:14:54Sounds interesting. I would like to see what that tastes like. Me, too.

8:15:00, 15 minutesSo, um I don't want to eat something gross. I know one of the donations incentives was to get chat to vote for something extremely spicy or extremely gross. I'm going to order like the

8:15:08spiciest thing like maybe like Dave's hot chicken. You could do like spicy ramen.

8:15:17That's true. You should get Denny's.

8:15:21That hot chip's going to do some diabolical things to you. Oh [ __ ] Don't think about that.

8:15:31Or nothing could happen.

8:15:33Or it could be great and you could feel like a million dollars and clear out your entire system. I don't know.

8:15:41Oh, the lashes. The lashes kind of saved this whole thing. I think how it looking.

8:15:48Let me see. Let me check you out, Alex. You're so beautiful. Look at those beautiful lashes.

8:15:56He's looking absolutely ready to step on the stage.

8:16:00, 16 minutesDude, the lashes changed everything. It looks great. It looks really good on camera.

8:16:09Dude, I look so different. You look beautiful. This is my new look.

8:16:15All right, let's see. Let's finish off this tutorial. You look bad if they aren't pushed up.

8:16:18Like, look at that. She's a doll. She's beautiful. I'm so grateful I get to do things that make me feel beautiful every

8:16:26day. What a blessing to have tangible things to help me feel beautiful. Even if it's a corrupt corporation, at least I can use it to my benefit, you know?

8:16:35So, I just like make sure to sticky it on to make sure it's like pasted and then I push up. The amount of makeup that is on this is really a tragedy.

8:16:45Call me crazy, but as it dries, I make sure to push up cuz they fall and you don't want droopy lashes. Those are ugly

8:16:52lashes for me. A droopy lash equals an ugly lash for me. Then I'm going to come in with mascara for me.

8:17:00, 17 minutesBut like instead of like like pushing up, I always like take my finger and like look down is adorable.

8:17:08Where if I slow I like to add uh I'm going to skip this part. Yeah. Okay. I do that way. I feel like.

8:17:15And then I'm kind of going to take a little on my lip just cuz.

8:17:20Shout out to all the add a little bit more black in the waterline. And then I'm going to do mascara on the bottom and the top. And then I think we're good. I'm going to

8:17:28take this Rare Beauty oil. I have two colors. Okay. The lip oil. Right. The lip oil. Got to do that part, too.

8:17:36Lip oil. Yes. Lip oil. Cheek oil. All right. Let's go. Right. That's going to make a huge difference.

8:17:42I think more of a pinky. So, I'm going to do the sake of Olivia and then she put it on already. I didn't see her put it on.

8:17:51Oh, yeah. Um, all right. Lip oil just just to to make sure I'm following

8:17:59Olivia. I'm just going to put more blush on to make sure. You know,

8:18:10Allison Hall with the $50. Thank you so much for your donation.

8:18:18Y'all, I put on so much blush already that my thing is getting like my pan is like emptying out.

8:18:27The my my lips are already pretty naturally pink, so I don't think it did too much for me personally. Someone turn off their camera. I feel like cuz

8:18:35everything's kind of [ __ ] in the in the Discord. Turn off the camera. Carissa, everything's [ __ ]

8:18:46All right, it's all flip.

8:18:47Carissa, please turn on your camera when you get a chance cuz all the names are crazy. Ray is Haley's comment. Carissarissa is a turna.

8:18:54Oh my god. Yes. Wanted to be her. Haley's comments disappeared. I'm Cararissa.

8:19:02Okay. [ __ ] being is me.

8:19:04Push them in the direction I want them to go. I mean, my eyelashes are insane.

8:19:08I don't think I need to do anything bottom lashes like doll.com, you know? Oh, I didn't do the bottom.

8:19:12I think I'm almost done. So, what I would do now is my hair is kind of like curly. I will blow dry it and then I'll get dressed stream.

8:19:22Yo, that's the tutorial. We did it. Wait, wait. I'm not done. We did it.

8:19:27I think we did. That's the end of the video. Yeah. I need like some final touches.

8:19:32Yeah, let's do some final touches and then make a pose and have chat take a picture. All righty. Yes.

8:19:39Uh, in the meantime, I'm going to get ready for the next segment while we're here. We're a little over schedule, but that's okay. That's what the story time segments are kind of for anyways.

8:19:49Let's take a look at what we have left for rest of the festivities. We only have 3 hours and 30 minutes left with the stream tonight, y'all. Like, I feel completely energetic still.

8:19:59yeah. Same. I got my prostate milk by eating.

8:20:02And now that you're beautified and ready to go out. We're full of energy already right now.

8:20:08Um, let me actually I don't have Door Dash installed on this, so I have to install Door Dash.

8:20:14Let's get I'm I'm going to try Buffalo Wild Wings first. I want to eat the um the atomic wings or whatever they call them. And if that doesn't work, I'll get the second hottest level of spice from Dave's Hot Chicken.

8:20:27All righty. Uh let me play some music in the meantime. Let me get uh Carissa, you got to stop. You guys got to stop turning off your cameras, okay? It ruins everything.

8:20:42Yeah. Let me play some lovely makeup music for everyone still.

8:20:47Sorry, I got to get my hair out of my headphones.

8:20:51What does everybody normally do while they're putting their makeup on? Like,

8:20:55Alex, what do you normally do when you're putting your makeup on? Oh, you know, good morning.

8:20:59Probably just um watching uh some Hassan [ __ ] or um the white Hassan.

8:21:07So true. One of those two. They just, you know, film. Definitely the white Hassan. Yeah, the white Hassan. He's the goat.

8:21:15All right, got to download door. Let's give it up for Dan.

8:21:18Dude, they kept playing that song by in the studio. I [ __ ] died every time.

8:21:22I love that song. I dude I'm so excited to watch today's episode cuz apparently people can hear my laugh.

8:21:30It was funny because like um AB and Dan were like really nervous to laugh for a little bit but they broke eventually.

8:21:37Um next is Door Dash.

8:21:43Yeah. So everybody's looking so beautiful.

8:21:52But everybody was beautiful before we started.

8:21:55As terrible as mine is, it honestly looks better than how it looked before. Crazy.

8:22:00, 22 minutesAlex, look into the camera. I have to see. Yeah. Give us a closeup.

8:22:09And your hair's so shiny cuz of the mayonnaise. You are just so glamorous. It's so moisturized. My hair. Your eyes really pop.

8:22:17Your eyes really pop.

8:22:18Yeah, the eyes. The eyes look cool. The eyes look cool as [ __ ] Your lip your lip gloss is popping as well.

8:22:24Are y'all Are you all ready for a photo yet or do you guys need some finishing touches? All right, photo time. I'm chill.

8:22:32All right. Um All right. So, I got to get the cameras fixed. Is Carissa back? I'm back.

8:22:41Um Oh, Chris is not even on the call anymore.

8:22:44All righty. So, um e I mean I mean sorry, you want to be included in the photo?

8:22:51Wait, what? Yeah. Yeah.

8:22:53Oh, sorry. I meant Eevee. Do you want to be included in the photo? Yeah, why not?

8:22:58Very good. Okay, let me just fix the names. The labels labels are crazy. Ray turn uh properties.

8:23:19and Eevee. Last but not least properties, Eevee. All right, someone screenshot this.

8:23:28All right. I guess I can take a Windows. This is the final look, you guys.

8:23:37All right. Very good, everyone. Thank you so much. All right, I think we got it. Fantastic. Yay.

Chapter 25: intermission 6 and calling people from my past

8:23:45Next up on the docket, let's take a look at our rest of our activities for this evening. We're now entering the final stages of the 12-hour live stream. Worst

8:23:53thing we did as kids coming up. And after that, H3 Pictionary. Then what I'm looking forward to the most, ghost stories. And we're going to top it all

8:24:00, 24 minutesoff with a very special once in a lifetime opportunity, the eel pit at the very end of the live stream.

8:24:09Oh my god. So, if someone could keep me company and keep the uh talk to the chat while I um line up everything, please.

8:24:16I'd really appreciate it. What is happening, you guys? Yeah. Sending love to chat.

8:24:24Everybody drop a little purple heart again if you donated today. Purple hearts in chat, please. If you've donated,

8:24:31we want to see you.

8:24:35And um also shout out Alex if you can again because Alex, how many hours has it been? How how many hours have you been um putting yourself through some very um interesting interesting times?

8:24:48Oh, so we have 9 minutes left. It's 8 hours and 30 minutes I believe. Wow. At all. It went by so fast.

8:24:56Hanging in there.

8:24:58Um all right. So we're going to get We're not going to get the Reaper spicy for the sliders. I'm just going to get extra hot on both. cuz Reaper will kill me.

8:25:08And oh, at least the fries I could eat afterwards cuz I I have not. It's going to smell like your candle. I am not eating anything anything today.

8:25:15So Dave's hot chicken. Um get a drink, too. Why not?

8:25:20I go Dr. Pepper. Oh my god, they had such good soda at the office. I had uh like this Dr. Pepper uh like wilder wild berry. It was so good.

8:25:31Was it blackberry? Yeah, blackberry.

8:25:34Yeah, I heard him talking about that one and I want to try it.

8:25:39Dude, I'm going to scare the heck out of my dasher once he gets here. You should be.

8:25:46No, you're going to stun him. Just be like, "Do I look glamorous?" All right. Do you take face card?

8:25:53Chicken's on the way. That's to satisfy the Oh, I got to call people in the meantime. Would you like to be on the line for that?

8:26:02Yeah, I'll stay on the Thank you. Um, is it funny with By the way, thanks for everyone that's still in chat watching,

8:26:11you know, we appreciate you guys watching, too. For those and sharing, share the link, too. Okay.

8:26:19I I shared I shared a crazy story on stream a few nights ago. I used to be a mentor.

8:26:28Well, I signed up for a mentorship program to be a mentor for incoming freshmen for the civil engineering program at my college. One of the mentees I had uh I took him to Carlos

8:26:37Jr. for lunch and we were talking about our interests and hobbies and whatnot and he tells me he likes watching

8:26:44beheading videos like ISIS beheading videos and he and he goes into the detail of like how

8:26:51like um how how better their production is compared to the cartels. and then you know I I didn't know what to say and I

8:26:59never spoke to him after that. So we're going to call him. I've not spoken to him. Hope for the best.

8:27:03I've not spoken to him since that conversation. So let's see how he's doing. If he even answers

8:27:11calling him right now. Uh let's put him on speaker. Oh dear. So let him know that I'm live streaming.

8:27:19I think um probably right. No. Yes. No. Yes. So you're on speaker phone maybe. Yeah.

8:27:26Whatever you feels best, Alex. Yeah.

8:27:32Be so crazy to get a call from someone from like 10 years from your past.

8:27:39You know, for him it's like more like eight years. Hello.

8:27:49He did not answer. All right. I have some other options here. Here, I have some other options. Um, let's call up.

8:28:01Let's see here.

8:28:03So many [ __ ] random people from my past. Who's turning off their cameras? Jesus Christ, you guys. Um,

8:28:10oh, my um old super cuts hair stylist from I saw her like 2016 probably. Let's call her up.

8:28:22I wonder if it's going to go to Super Cuts or if this is her personal

8:28:40how it's going to go for all of them.

8:28:42I'm dedicated to at least try four more times.

8:28:45You should call somebody from one of our past and just cut them out. That's a [ __ ] super cuss. All right, that one wasn't going to work anyway.

8:28:52All right, we'll try four more. Um,

8:28:59oh my Oh, this person is very related to um my English story that I told my English

8:29:07uh college story. Let's see if he answers. He was in the class with me.

8:29:22He's going to answer for sure. Come on, Stephen.

8:29:33Ain't no one going to answer my phone call. How embarrassing.

8:29:38Do they even know how pretty I look right now? I know it's going to waste. Hello.

8:29:46Oh, don't want to do your last name.

8:29:49Um, all right. That's three calls. I have satisfied one one of the of the sets and we'll wait for anyone to call back.

8:29:56Like you're calling them. You feel your most beautiful. Like they're missing out. Literally,

8:30:04they don't know what they're missing.

8:30:06Another good one here. Oh, this was a a girl in my major who I thought was really cute, but I never got the chance to tell her. Let's tell her today.

8:30:15I've not seen her. You look cute, too.

8:30:17I've not seen her in since like 2018 or 2019. Is this how I met your mother?

8:30:35Then we got some crazy text like, "Yo,

8:30:36why the [ __ ] you call me on a Sunday night?" They're like hanging

8:30:44out with their family members. They're like, "Why the [ __ ] is Alex calling me right now?"

8:30:50It's still early. All right, I have two more two more people to have to call.

8:30:58Let's see here. Let's see here.

8:31:02If that doesn't work, could you FaceTime someone who you know would answer? I don't know about that. Maybe your mom.

8:31:10What if you FaceTime your mom with my mom? Here. Who should I call next?

8:31:20There's someone I met recently who I want to talk to. I've only like I met them at a karaoke bar and I'd love to hang out with them cuz I could do some more IRL relationships.

8:31:31Let's see who else is in here. Oh,

8:31:35should I call my one of my rivals from college? Just talk [ __ ] to him. Oh, send him a picture of yourself, too. All right, we're calling.

8:31:43Yeah. Be like, "I'm hot now."

8:31:44Yeah. Just send him a selfie and see if he says anything.

8:31:46Yeah. Just be like, "I'm part of the hot girl club now." Yeah. Yeah. I'm part of the girlies.

8:31:51See if he answers. Oh, call ended. Let's try. Um,

8:31:55no, no, no. Just send a selfie like this, like from above, and just say you've m you've made me into the bad [ __ ] I am. Did not work.

8:32:03What's I don't There's a person named Jason. I don't know who this is. We're going to call him.

8:32:10Might be the same dude just with a different number.

8:32:14It's Jason from Massachusetts, it says. What the [ __ ]

8:32:26Oh, Alex, someone in chat says to call your sister. My sister? Okay.

8:32:33All right. Well, I don't want to have to tell tell her. What am I going to tell my sister?

8:32:39I don't know. Ask her if you look beautiful. Um,

8:32:46nah, it's all good. I want to call someone from my past. I want to try one more time.

8:32:52One more time. Um, let's see who who the heck can I call? Oh, let's call an old friend from high school. He's probably going to [ __ ] answer. Oh, his phone number doesn't work anymore. [ __ ]

8:33:05If in chat says, um, get Ian's number from AB.

8:33:09Ian's number. Oh, Idubbbz. He's going to tell me to kick rocks. Yeah,

8:33:16he doesn't deserve our time when you look that beautiful. Alec,

8:33:20I have a contact called Sarah, geology major. I don't know who this is. I don't know why I saved this number, but let's call it Sam.

8:33:28This is the last one. This isn't working. We're going to be Sarah.

8:33:54Your call has y'all y'all just got scammed. Ain't no one picking up my phone calls.

8:33:59I've satisfied the two incentives. I'll let I'll keep you guys updated if anyone calls back. If they call back, I will answer it.

8:34:06So stay tuned. We have about 3 hours 50 minutes for them to call back. So we'll see what happens. We're going to move on to the next segment, the worst thing we

8:34:13did as kids. So, do would you all like to stay on for that? If so, you're more than welcome to stay. I'm bringing back I drink H3.

8:34:22I'd love to stick around. Thank you so much, Haley. Why not?

8:34:25I'll stick around for Thank you guys.

8:34:28All righty. Um, I drink H3, are you my co-host this evening? I drink H3. Hello.

8:34:36Hey. Yes, I'm here. Fantastic. Thank you so much, good sir. Yes.

8:34:41I want to keep as many of your beautiful faces on screen as I can. So, let's get Oh, Captain Quazar, welcome back, good sir.

8:34:51Hello, everybody. You guys are looking fabulous. Thank you so much.

8:34:54Who looks the most fabulous? And there's only one right answer. Thank you. I think it's got to be Alex. Thank you so much. You didn't have to,

8:35:02but thank you.

8:35:03The eyelashes are just The eyelashes really did everything. I think the eyelashes saved his whole look. Yeah.

8:35:11All right, let me change up the music.

8:35:12We are doing um worst things we did as kids. Who wants to kick off story time?

8:35:24I don't know where to begin with my life, so I'll have to get out my scroll. Someone else go first.

8:35:33Um I signed up for this segment because I was a little fit as a kid.

8:35:37Wait, let me wait one second. A lot of bad things.

8:35:40I got to increase your volume and I got to switch up the music.

8:35:44Sorry. Sorry. One moment. One moment. I got so many tabs. I got tabs on tabs on tabs. I do some like rock music or something.

8:35:52Some like rebellious rock.

8:35:54I'm going to use the the same music as the story as the teacher ones. The teacher ones I think will be good.

8:36:00, 36 minutesMaybe one of Zach's guitar shreddings or something. Then we're just going to play some chill like school time music.

8:36:08You're probably lucky that nobody answered because um I'm pretty sure you live in a two-party consent.

8:36:13Well, I would I would give them a heads up. I was going to give them a heads up.

8:36:18But I agree. I kind of was lucky that no one no one called. I could do it. Captain, your hair looks so [ __ ]

8:36:25great. I love it. Looks great.

8:36:30Hell yeah. That's so punk rock. We're not supposed to talk about the hair, Haley.

8:36:38Why not? Could How How do you not talk about it? All right, I drink H3. Way too long this morning.

8:36:46My [ __ ] My butt's up.

8:36:51All righty. I think we're all set up here. I just got to change the name of the co-host to I drink H3. I drink H3. Thank you for having me,

8:37:00, 37 minutesOf course, man. It's always been a good time. hanging out with you.

8:37:04I appreciate it. I'm honored that you even wanted me to, you know, go.

8:37:08I wanted to work with as many fan channels as possible. Yeah,

8:37:14I'm I'm honored to be in the presence of Haley's comment and quazar as well. And um are there any other fan channels here?

8:37:22Talking Beanie does does work has an editor for AB. Okay. Yeah.

8:37:30Yeah. Good to meet you guys. Eie, good to good to meet you. I can't see who else is in here, but nice to meet you, too.

8:37:36Oh, Sarah, geology major is calling me back. One second. No way. Oh, hey.

8:37:43Hi. Is this Sarah?

8:37:46Do you mind? Uh, so I'm doing a fundraiser for Palestine and I'm currently streaming in front of 130 people. Would you mind if I put you on speaker phone?

8:37:57Oh, so I this was a donation incentive.

8:37:59Once I had a certain amount of money, I was going to call someone from my past.

8:38:09Oh, it's all good.

8:38:12Goofy thing kind of make fun of me and make me like we're raising money for Palestine, so they're kind of torturing me and kind of like making me do like

8:38:19silly goofy stuff. I saw your contact and I'm like, who is Sarah geology major? I thought it'd be really funny to put you on speaker and just kind of

8:38:26chitchat with you in front of a live audience.

8:38:31Okay, no worries. Didn't think so. All right, have a great rest of your day. Bye. All right. Is that Was that worth it?

8:38:40Oh, man. I'm getting another call. Yeah, it was worth it. Stephen, how you doing, man?

8:38:45Everyone's getting back to him. It was painful and I loved it. I know, dude. Another call. Oh, no worries at all. called him.

8:38:52So, let me give you a breakdown of what's going on. So, I'm currently streaming to raise money for Palestine.

8:38:58Sorry, one of my friends laughing his ass off. So, one of my go my incentives was to when I hit a certain donation

8:39:06goal, I was going to call people from my past and you were one of the people who I have not talked to in a hot minute. So, I thought it'd be fun to call you.

8:39:12Would you be cool if I put you on speaker?

8:39:17Um, no. Your dinner will still be hot by the time we're done. It'll be like like two minutes. All right, cool. All right.

8:39:26Uh Stephen, you're currently on speaker. Say hello to everyone. Hey, what's up, guys? What's up, Stephen? YouTube. This is for YouTube.

8:39:34Stephen, this is Stephen. Hey, Stephen.

8:39:36Stephen, we've currently raised what is it? $11,000. $11,341 for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund.

8:39:46Thank you, Stephen.

8:39:47We start This is a 12 hour stream. We started at 10:00 a.m. Okay. So, you got three more hours left.

8:39:54We got three more hours. Yes, that's right.

8:39:56Yeah. You guys already surpassed We did. We had two like small goals, but now I made it like an insane goal of $35,000.

8:40:06But, uh, our main goal was to hit the 10K, which we did. So, we're just we're just having a good time now.

8:40:11And congratulations. I mean, all that money is going to a good cause. You know, we got to stop genocide. We got to feed the culture. Exactly.

8:40:20That's what I'm talking about. What do you think about Ethan Klein and A3 Productions? I'm not too familiar. I'm sorry.

8:40:28Okay, just checking. We're very pro We're very pro Ethan Klein and A3 here.

8:40:32Just wanted to just wanted to gauge the temperature green transition.

8:40:38Okay. So, by the way, could you can you dig deep into your memory and talk about the horrors of English 105?

8:40:47Okay, you can't hear Stephen. You can't hear Stephen.

8:40:56Okay. Um, I got you cranked up. Um, try talking, Stephen.

8:41:05You know what, Stephen? I've taken too much of your time already, my dude. It's all right. It's okay. It's okay.

8:41:10But I'll leave you with those famous last words. All right, chat. What were the famous last words?

8:41:18Yeah. Ask him about the Holocaust real quick.

8:41:20Ask him how he feels about the Holocaust.

8:41:23Ask him about the Holocaust. What do you think about the Holocaust?

8:41:29It's happening again. He says that's not a bad answer.

8:41:32I mean, how many I don't even want to say that. I'm not Ethan. I'm not Jewish.

8:41:37So, we're going to we're going to leave you here, Stephen. Thank you so much for calling in.

8:41:42Oh my god. Have a good one, man. See you. See you. That went really well.

8:41:47You have to be Jewish to be You have to be Jewish to be honest about uh history.

8:41:51No, like I didn't want to It just feels uncomfortable asking him how many Jews died in the Holocaust. I don't want I don't No, I get you. I get you.

8:42:00, 42 minutesOh gosh.

8:42:01All right. Where were we? Oh yeah. Id about to tell a story. You want me to go first?

8:42:10Do I sound okay by the way? You guys can hear me?

8:42:12Yeah, I think you sound good. Is this ambient music like a part of the stream or is that coming from somewhere else on my computer? Oh, the music is part of the stream. Yes.

8:42:20Okay. Just making sure. I was like,

8:42:24now the music's in my head. The music never stops, Alex. The music never stops. Checking all my tabs. You're like, "How'd you get my playlist,

8:42:34So, I'm very worried about how everybody will perceive me when I just, you know,

8:42:40expose all my worst moments of my life. Um,

8:42:45we're going to do it. You know, Alex can suffer, so I can suffer a little bit as well. Thank you.

8:42:49Um, I kind of have a lot of stuff. I don't know. I know we have some time. I could like rapid fire some things or I could just do like a one story.

8:42:58Give me the worst. Give me the worst ones. Oh, rapid fire. Yeah. No, I rapid fire some things. Um,

8:43:08there's kind of one gross one and one more uh mean one. Um,

8:43:16okay. I guess the gross one I'll just do one. Um, it's kind of simple. Uh it was like I was like 12 years old, sixth

8:43:23grade, middle school, and for some reason uh I thought it would be a good idea to just do something crazy on my last day

8:43:32of of being in sixth grade, which is stupid because I wasn't graduating. Like I wasn't like moving schools. Like it

8:43:40was just like the end of sixth grade. So um I went into the bathroom and I just

8:43:48dropped a deuce on the floor. Um, I just thought that was I just like,

8:43:55you know, as time goes on, I realize Zach very Zach coded, you know,

8:44:01I Zach's kind of my spirit animal in that way. But, um, and then my friend kind of came in and I was like, dude,

8:44:08like you're not going to believe what I just did. He's like, no, you're lying.

8:44:12And I was like walking out and I just hear like, dude, that's gross. Ew. you know, as I'm walking away.

8:44:20I don't know. That's just something stupid I did as a kid.

8:44:22That's not That's honestly not as bad as as I thought it would be. Like kids do kids do [ __ ] like that all the time. No pun intended.

8:44:29Yeah. Yeah. So, that's just one thing. I I kind of have one other kind of bad thing. Not gross, but just like really just mean,

8:44:38dumb, I guess. Let's hear it. Um I'll just I'll just share that quick.

8:44:42Uh uh me and my so I had a neighbor who's getting a hot tub installed in their backyard.

8:44:53Um and I guess the first one of the first steps to that is you got to just lay down a uh like a just a um just a

8:45:02cement slab kind of the first of the process. And so this guy, I don't think it was my neighbor, they hired some guy to lay down a cement slab in their

8:45:11backyard. And my friend and I thought it would be funny to hide behind the fence and just start throwing pebbles and

8:45:18rocks into the cement and just see like how long we could keep that going before he would notice. And um I don't know if

8:45:27it was like I don't know few minutes. I don't know if it was 10 minutes, but we were there just throwing rocks and pebbles for a while. And then

8:45:36eventually, I don't know if he saw a rock in the cement. And looking back, I'm like, "Oh my gosh, this is so epic."

8:45:41Because like I don't know, like think of how long that took to do that. And like I don't know what he has to do like fix it. And as he get in there to get the

8:45:49rocks as a kid, you don't think about that. You're just Was it fresh poured cement you said?

8:45:55Yeah, like fresh fresh wet cement. And we're just like throwing little rocks into crazy.

8:46:01And we're just doing that for like minutes. I don't know how long. I know.

8:46:06Something similar but much much worse. Okay, cool. I can't wait to hear it. So, just to wrap this up. Yeah.

8:46:13He uh the guy noticed and just turned and just screamed at us. Like he saw us and we just ducked and booked it. Like

8:46:21we were out of there. And I never heard from the guy. I never heard from my neighbors. They never told my parents.

8:46:26like I never heard about it. We just like we just booked it out of there. So that's my other kind of bad story of just doing something stupid as a kid.

8:46:35But I got more though if we need time later on after you guys. I got I got more that came from.

8:46:40We are running a little low on time so I'd hear Captain Quazar's story next.

8:46:45Um, I think I've told this on stream before, but basically uh me and my friends were a bunch of delinquent degenerates and we lived in a very undeveloped uh town where there weren't,

8:46:55you know, it was a lot of neighborhoods surrounded by farmland where they were starting to build new like neighborhood developments. And we would go into the

8:47:03neighborhood developments and find houses that are still like um that are being built but are relatively built. So

8:47:10they have like, you know, plaster and walls put up and everything. And we would basically go inside of them and

8:47:17just uh wreck them. Uh pretty bad. We did a couple uh pretty good videos like some Kool-Aid Man stuff of going through

8:47:26some walls. Um my friend did one and got a concussion because he hit a beam like a cross beam and just straight into his neck.

8:47:37Um, so we I did that in my teenage years and as soon as I hit 18, I basically realized that um I could get in big boy

8:47:46trouble if I keep doing this. So I stopped. Very good, Captain. Very good. Yeah. Glad you changed your ways.

8:47:55I told this story in Captain Quazar's live stream and we were doing a similar uh topic discussion on this channel, but uh I'd like to share it with the rest of you guys who have not heard this before,

8:48:05but it's for whatever reason I I was think in fifth grade, elementary school,

8:48:10I just had this urge that I just wanted to flood the restroom. So, I got I grabbed all the paper towels, I stuffed them in the toilet, I stuffed them in

8:48:19the sink, and I stuffed them in the floor drain. So like any water that leaked out of the toilet and the sink would end up on the floor and would just collect and just fill the bathroom.

8:48:27And I did this like two days back to back. And I and uh someone asked me,

8:48:31"Hey, do you know who did this?" I just said a random ass student in my classroom and I think he got in trouble for it.

8:48:40You were shout out alone wet banded. Yeah, definitely wet banded coded.

8:48:49knew Haley was going to like that for some reason. Haley, do you have any Did you do anything crazy? Any any bad things you did when you were a kid?

8:48:58Of course not.

8:49:00, 49 minutesAnd they'll tell they'll tell me your DUI story again. Oh, no. Yeah. Well, there's that one,

8:49:08but there's another one that's a little funnier and a little bit more silly. Um,

8:49:19I'm like doing that thing where I'm like, "Yeah, like just like you guys."

8:49:21I'm like, "How do I make it sound where like I'm not like a total dickhead." Uh, okay. So,

8:49:28we had some friends and they used to like have us like fill up water balloons. Um, we'd have like five, six

8:49:38huge buckets of water balloons and like not like big crazy one like the little ones like super thin. They they pop really easy. Anyway,

8:49:49so we used to get in the back of the truck and we used to ride around town and um

8:49:58we would throw the water balloons at cars that were passing us.

8:50:03Um and we got in really big trouble one time.

8:50:08Um and we didn't do that anymore. Um, at one time we did get our school principal, so that was pretty epic. But,

8:50:18um, what else? Like, we used to do a lot of bad things. Um,

8:50:25like which ones do I want to tell? I guess I'll tell the quick DUI story. I mean, I was 20. I was like less than 8

8:50:33weeks from turning 21 and I went to Dave and Busters. Shout out. Um they do have

8:50:40pretty decent drinks and games um for a pretty decent price. And so uh yeah, I went to Dave and Busters for one of my

8:50:48friends 21st birthday and I used my fake ID. My name was Desiree. Um and she looked a lot like me. Um I had long hair

8:50:56then and it really did work for a very long time and it worked that night too.

8:51:01And so we ended up um having the probably the worst mixture you've ever heard. Irish car bombs and margaritas.

8:51:08Ew. And so, uh, me being 20 and, um,

8:51:12stupid and not really drinking a lot, I was getting a little buzzed. And then this douchebag that I did not want to

8:51:20see comes walking in and like, I did not like this guy. He gives me like the worst vibes ever. And I was like, I'm out. Even if I have to go sit in my car

8:51:28in silence just to get away from this [ __ ] I'm I'm in. So, like, I try to leave and he's like, you should stay.

8:51:36And tries to like smoo me and I'm like,

8:51:38e. So, I got to my car. And then like 10 minutes later, I see him kind of like walking towards my car and I was like, I

8:51:44want to like wait, but then I made the bad decision to just like go anyway and just leave. Um, and I was not I was like buzzed. I don't like to be like drunk.

8:51:55I'm not I don't like that feeling. And so I had like a little buzz and I left.

8:52:00, 52 minutesAnd there was a random traffic stop. out of all days, I've never had another one besides like one other time. Um, but

8:52:09yeah, it was a random traffic stop and they pulled me over and they were like, "Hello." Um,

8:52:18he asked me, "Are you okay?" And I was like, "No,

8:52:22I'm actually very pissed." And he was like, "Why?" And I was like, "Because I know what you're about to ask me."

8:52:28And so I was very honest because I don't like to lie about anything. It's impossible. And so, um, yeah, they took

8:52:35me into the jail and there was actually you guys, there were the nicest girlies in there. I'm telling you, there was like three girlies in this very small

8:52:43room and they taught me how to use the phone and one of them gave me their jacket as a pillow and she left it there for me to have. So, I'm not saying thank

8:52:52you bad things because like jail's not fun, but um, my experience was pretty okay. The end.

8:52:59That's fine. And then I got lowered for reckless driving by. Damn, you've been to jail. That's badass.

8:53:06That's pretty cool. Honestly,

8:53:08I've been a good be my mug shot. I was I look so mad. Funny. Yeah,

8:53:15I I have a uh a bathroom a school bathroom story. Uh a group of my Wait up, Beanie. Really quick, your audio is super low.

8:53:25Oh, shoot. Sorry. I keep I cranked it all the way down. Is that back to normal? That is perfect.

8:53:30Awesome. Okay. Uh yeah, I've got a school bathroom uh story. Uh it's not very long.

8:53:37We were in the school uh for a uh show in theater and we were I don't know what

8:53:46the hell we were doing, but we were just like we were just like let's go [ __ ] light a fire in the bathroom. What?

8:53:53And so we went in the bathroom. I I don't know. Uh, we went we went in the bathroom while the school was closed.

8:54:01It was like five of us in a circle and we pulled out a bunch of paper towels and newspaper and [ __ ] and we just put

8:54:08it on the floor and just lit it on fire and there's just this roaring fire and smoke is pouring out of the bathroom and it it was it was like it was so bad.

8:54:20It was so stupid like for no [ __ ]

8:54:23you guys in arson. Like what is happening?

8:54:26We love our It was It was so beautiful. It was dark.

8:54:29We had the lights off and it was just just flames. It was It was uh fire. I'll be right back,

8:54:37guys. I'll be right back.

8:54:39I think my door is here. I'll be right back.

8:54:43We can carry. We'll carry for you. Thank you guys.

8:54:46The aftermath like the school bathroom is that's what the school bathroom's for.

8:54:56Did Felix have one? Yeah, I've got a bathroom related one. Uh mine's was when I was like young,

8:55:02elementary age. And uh I remember we used to have parties a lot with my with my parents' friends coming over. And I

8:55:10don't know, I was young and dumb and I don't know, didn't think everything through. And uh my parents had just cleaned the toilet. So it was like the

8:55:17blue liquid inside the toilet. And they were like, "Under no circumstances do you use this toilet." And I was like,

8:55:23"Oh [ __ ] okay." And then I had to go really bad. And I was like, "Well, I can't use the toilet. What the [ __ ] do I do?" So I took a [ __ ] in the waist bin next to the toilet because I was like,

8:55:34"What else am I going to do?"

8:55:37And then I didn't say anything and I just left there. The party the party came and my my friends or my parents'

8:55:44friends came over and then at the end of the party they were like, "Dude, what the [ __ ] Someone took a [ __ ] in the waistbin and they didn't say anything.

8:55:52They just left it there and then they stopped having parties after that and I was like they stopped having parties.

8:55:59Yeah, they stopped inviting people over the whole operation.

8:56:02They're taking they could not trust anyone. They're like we're not having them over again.

8:56:08And Yeah, my bad.

8:56:11That's so valid. I would stop, too. I'd be like, "No,

8:56:15I mean like between five and eight."

8:56:19You did the noble thing cuz we're that's the best place to do not under any circumstances use the toilet. So, I was like, I'm not use toilet.

8:56:31You're like, I didn't break any rules.

8:56:32That's good. I I do like they were they went to the restroom and they were just like, "The toilet's clean, but it smells terrible in here."

8:56:41They're like, "What happened?" All right, everyone. How's everyone? He's back. He's back.

8:56:49That's kind of a finishing move, by the way.

8:56:52All right, here we have Dave's extra hot chicken. Um, and then I'm one step below the Reaper. A Reaper would have killed

8:56:59me, but I think this is still going to be plenty hot for me personally.

8:57:03Let's give it a go. Let you guys know how it goes.

8:57:14Not at all. I think after the spicy chip like I think I can handle anything now. No, I missed the spicy chip.

8:57:22Y'all in your cap. Have you eaten this much spice?

8:57:28Have you eaten this much spice on like a one one sitting? Well,

8:57:34the spicy chip was like more spiciness than I've eaten in like the past five years combined. Ch was really spicy. Oh god.

8:57:41So, how long? Come on, Alex. Shut up, Felix. I shouldn't have [ __ ] brought you on. That's [ __ ] dude.

8:57:49Hey, man. I told you we both ran off stream. It was just too much for the both of us. Whatever you Your [ __ ] Your [ __ ] is going to feel like your mouth, by the way. Like later.

8:58:00, 58 minutesYou should You know what, Alex? You should make your own butt.

8:58:02Yeah, but Oh, no. I'm good. I've already went to the facility since then.

8:58:08Typically in the next 24 hours, collect the You got to make your own your own butthole candle to to remember this moment, you know.

8:58:19Alrighty, ladies and gentlemen, we're about to get into our next activity.

8:58:22We're going to do H3 Pictionary. Um, if those of you want to stay on, please stay on and participate with us. It's going to be a fun, easy time.

8:58:31very low stakes kill game. I might join in later. Thank you guys. Thank you so much. So,

8:58:36and after Pictionary, we have Ghost Stories and Quiplash. I have a PowerPoint and then we're going to uh end everything off with the eel pit. Oh, yeah.

8:58:44I'm so excited for the eel pit. Everyone, who is my co-host for this segment? I think it's me.

8:58:51That all righty or no? Oh, yeah. Yeah, me. Captain Quizzer, please take it away.

8:58:56I'm going to eat a little bit and gonna set up spreadsheets. Um, get to eating.

8:59:00, 59 minutesThank you so much. Oops. Sorry, I have to start.

8:59:03Um, I do want to I do kind of want to ask you a question, Alex. Why do you have two um

8:59:10uh shortcuts on your desktop to H3 Ball Rider? You have two of them. Oh,

8:59:16you for a second you for a second shared your your screen, your uh your desktop,

8:59:20and it just showed two H3 Ball Rider shortcuts. So, I tried downloading every version of that game to see if there

8:59:27could be one for whatever reason that would work still, but and know that's just the remnants of um you just have them still.

8:59:34Yeah, I just have the shortcuts on there.

8:59:36Did they even link to anything or they just empty?

8:59:38They they link to a loading screen and you could hear some music, but then it just at the loading screen it just stops.

8:59:45I'll try to find that for you. I'll try to find that. Make it work.

8:59:49I've done extensive research. I've talked to uh many uh coders and they say the reason the game doesn't work is

8:59:56because the servers are down. And if the servers are down, you can't do anything. Yeah.

9:00:01I'm going to I'm going to see what I can do. I'm going to see what I can do.

9:00:04I thought it'd be a really fun video idea just to experience that game one more time, you know.

9:00:12So, yeah. Take it away, Captain.

9:00:15Um we're doing Pictionary.

9:00:18Yeah, we're doing Pictionary. I'm setting up. We're doing some H3 Pictionary. Yes. Time for some fun.

9:00:26Quickly, Alex, do you want me with Do you want me with green screen to key me out or not?

9:00:32Uh, that's cool. Green screen would be good. Okay,

9:00:38I'm going to pop back in a little bit later for ghost story time. So, how about I'll be in the chat.

9:00:44And Quazar, what what are we doing in in H3 uh Pictionary? Um,

9:00:51Alex is gonna have to answer that question. Okay, never mind.

9:00:54Oh, no, no, no. I was I was I was trying to give you the Since you were doing the announcer voice, you said H3 Pictionary.

9:01:01No, yeah, you're definitely We're going to draw lots of our favorites. Yeah,

9:01:06but um It's okay.

9:01:07I kind of flopped. It's okay. Yeah, it's fine. Ah, yes. I love it.

9:01:13The link to the room is in the chat. It's in the on air chat. In the chat. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Got it.

9:01:21Okay. sketchful.io. My name Captain Quazar. What is yours?

9:01:31Um, what do I look like? H I've never actually played this um

9:01:41version. I think I've only ever played like a Pictionary at home.

9:01:48You too. I've only played this like once. Are those um instructions for flood fill,

9:01:54brush, erase, clear, etc. Are they on screen while we're playing or is that going to disappear? Never mind. I'll take a quick screen.

9:02:18Oh, that was so good. All right,

9:02:19everyone start filtering in here. I'm going be setting up the cameras.

9:02:28Michael, welcome in. Syanide. Hello. Hello.

9:02:35So, the words for sketchful that we're going to be doing all include members of the Asian community, H3 memes, H3 sound

9:02:42bites. We have tons and tons of words to choose from. So, I've I've hosted this with some friends a few times before and it's always a lot of fun.

9:02:53Let's get everyone in here. I'm going to scoot, but I'll be in chat.

9:02:58Oh, good. Eevee, I'll keep an eye out for your chat. I'm going to do the same.

9:03:04Is it cool if I stick around for a little bit? Absolutely. Okay.

9:03:12All righty. Alrighty.

9:03:20So, I'm just going to try to get as many people as I can in. It's such a pain to like move around all the uh all the cameras.

9:03:28So, we'll just do our best here cuz I want to get into the game.

9:03:36And we'll add Captain Quazar. Oh, what was that?

9:03:50Mouse. Thank you for the $50.

9:03:53Here's a question for you, Deej. Do um why does everybody that does like South Park characters always use the kid

9:04:01version? Why don't you use a Why don't you make an adult avatar?

9:04:05Um it was basically the only option I had. Um, I had to try and make a an

9:04:12avatar with like four options to use this whole PNG tuber thing.

9:04:19Um, and the only other website I could find was this whole Japanese thing and I couldn't

9:04:27quite unders sure what the hell I was understand what the hell I was doing.

9:04:30Um, if I'd got more money, I could have bought a character pack and customized me, but yeah, I hadn't got it. So, I

9:04:40just used the South Park character Creator and this was the only real option is just customize it with hats and expressions and clothing.

9:04:50So, this is what it looks pretty good.

9:04:53It's uh this this crazy little bit of software called uh Vo Tube.

9:05:00, 5 minutesAnd you have um you have four pictures essentially. Um eyes open, mouth closed, eyes open,

9:05:12mouth open. Eyes closed, mouth open,

9:05:16eyes closed, mouth closed. the the eyes close and open ones. It uses itself to

9:05:22simulate the blinking and the mouth open stuff. It just it uses that to for when

9:05:30it detects me talking and jiggles the character around. But I I did about I did three different mouth um mouth open

9:05:39versions as a gif so it looks more animated when I talk.

9:05:45Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, I've always wondered how those were done. Uh, they're pretty interesting. Cool stuff.

9:05:51So, Captain Quazar and drop me a DM at some point. I'll talk you through it. No problem.

9:05:56I'm not going to No, there's um I'm just putting the raw like this. Need the green screen. Let's go for Yeah. Don't need the green screen. Okay.

9:06:04Up to you though.

9:06:05We're going to be starting though. I am sufficiently full. So, let's start up um custom HD Pictionary.

9:06:15Let me make sure this is a private room. Your profanity is allowed. Absolutely. Streamer mode. Yes. Oh. Oh, yeah.

9:06:22Ah, [ __ ] it. We'll just Yo, I love I love the graphic here. The with the pencils floating.

9:06:27Yeah, that was all um Don't No one look at my screen. Looking away.

9:06:34Oh, there's like a bunch of nonry words here, too. [ __ ] Um,

9:06:41okay. How do I draw this young man here?

9:06:43Wait, so this is Type your guess in chat. Yeah, type your guess in chat. They're not all H3.

9:06:48They're supposed to be, but I I picked an H3 one, but for whatever reason, I got some non-H3 words. So, if that happens,

9:06:57let me know, you guys. Oh my goodness.

9:07:08I did not get it from the picture, by the way. Just for the record, I did not. Yeah, I already know it.

9:07:17be so bad at this. Oh, I I see what you're doing. I'm a terrible terrible drawer,

9:07:26but that makes for a great time.

9:07:28I'm a terrible guesser, so that's that's awesome. See, this is also inaccurate,

9:07:34Alex. This is in inaccurate. This is not This is fantasy. Oh, got it. Let's go.

9:07:44That that's what you fantasize about. Then how do you guess?

9:07:48You should have told him when he was here earlier.

9:07:51You type it on the guess. There's a little chat on the right. So make sure to pick an A3 word.

9:07:56I'm sure there's going to be at least one option, right? D. Okay, we got to start over then. [ __ ]

9:08:03up. All right, get out of there. Get out of this room. We're starting over. Yeah, we're starting over. Okay. Uh, leave.

9:08:10All right. Um, yeah, use like Why does it even like leave that option? Use customers only, you crazy bastard. All right, let me uh copy this link and let

9:08:18me send it to you guys once again. New room. New room. This This first part never happened. Who is this? Different different one.

9:08:26What never happened?

9:08:27We buttoned it. We buttoned it. It's over. Okay, let me get the list of words back.

9:08:42Starting up once again before I have a chance to actually got people from the the uh peace and love Facebook group check me out in chat.

9:08:54I'm so not used to this.

9:08:56Shout out to the H3 peace and love. Oh jeez. Why won't it let me exit this?

9:09:03Best group on Facebook.

9:09:09All right. I think we're just missing unreligion. Everything okay, girly?

9:09:14I just got an advertisement for 30 seconds . No. No. Yeah, I got that, too. All right, we'll wait patiently. Except it wasn't.

9:09:21Hope you guys can't hear it.

9:09:24Oh, hang on. I think me and on relligion are both still in the previous one.

9:09:32Um, joining the new links. Thank you. Thank you.

9:09:36Save up to $300 on select AMD powered gaming devices. I hear the ad now. Okay, it's gone.

9:09:44Okay, perfect. What the hell is this?

9:09:54It [ __ ] up again. Really? Yeah.

9:10:02Okay. Sorry, guys. Let's try one more time. Okay. So, we're leaving this one again. Yeah. One more time.

9:10:10Copy. Paste. One more time. One more time. More time.

9:10:17Around the world. Oh, yeah. It's time for dancing.

9:10:26Shout out to Punk. Did you see them live on Twitch? All right, it's going to work this time,

9:10:33bro. I don't want to disre.

9:10:46How do you keep it so clean?

9:10:48It's It's so old. Like, look how old it is. so old.

9:10:57Couldn't find the room. Everyone else is uh filtering in. Let me try again. There we go.

9:11:06All right. Very good. Very good. Come one. Come all. Those first two attempts did not happen. Excuse me.

9:11:13Oh, there's a Are you dropping like a a list of words? Because it says only use custom words. Yes, I I hit that.

9:11:22What the hell?

9:11:22Well, I think last two times I think it [ __ ] up and I I think I know why, but it's going to work this time for sure. Okay, for sure.

9:11:31It better, Alex. It will. It will. I promise. We got all night. I'm just kidding. If it don't work, we're going to riot.

9:11:39I'm just kidding. Select AMD powered gaming devices. All right.

9:11:52There we go. Good. Good.

9:11:57You guys are going to guess this one right away. That's a long one. 21.

9:12:04That's what shitty said. Oh, what?

9:12:12I got it. I got it. Uh, I got it.

9:12:23Wait, wait. What the?

9:12:38This is so funny.

9:12:43I'm I'm having to hold back from doing uh quotes.

9:12:48Can you make it a little bit more detailed? Oh god, no. How are you guys not getting this?

9:12:53I know I know what it is, but I What do we got?

9:12:59If you haven't seen at the top of the screen, it'll show you how many letters like each thing is. It'll give you a word. Okay,

9:13:07now I did not do this. Bear with me.

9:13:15Quick though doing this on a track ball and I can't draw. Oh [ __ ]

9:13:28Oh god, that's awful.

9:13:36I know what this is. I wrote these, so I'll let someone else answer first. I was going to say you kind of have an edge.

9:13:42Well, I wrote these um I wrote a few extra ones a few hours ago, but the bulk of these came

9:13:51out from a video I made like four months ago.

9:14:00, 14 minutes[Music]

9:14:02Thank you so much for the time. the same. Ah, no. I know what I'll do.

9:14:10Uh, brush size there. I have no idea.

9:14:22Bab, you're good at this. I'm failing so bad right now. Holy. I was trying to do I said the blue [ __ ]

9:14:31uniform. I was trying to draw. Yeah,

9:14:36it's either going to be really easy or Oh god. Um,

9:14:43you guys get this pretty easily.

9:14:56This might be This might not be good. Little ghosty.

9:15:06Ah. Uh. All right. This is such a bad drawing,

9:15:11but No, I 100% know what it is. I know what the second word is.

9:15:18Wait, no, I don't. If my drawing was better, then maybe. No. Okay. No, I don't.

9:15:27No one's got got this.

9:15:31Something else I can do. Maybe draw the person that made it.

9:15:48That That's got to help. That's a huge hint right there.

9:15:53Glad you got it, Alex. I'm like, this is so bad. Ah, I know.

9:16:00, 16 minutesIf I could just draw the item that the gray is supposed to be, then like it would be my coin.

9:16:07Oh, dang it. That paper clip was not good. Yeah,

9:16:13I knew it was like It was spring. Yeah, I thought it was clippy. Yeah, it was clippy.

9:16:20Yeah, it did look like clippy at first to me, too.

9:16:32Oh Jesus. No.

9:16:44yeah. That's what we're That's what we're thinking. What?

9:16:47It's a Looks like a flag with some paint spilled on it.

9:16:53Uh oh. Wow, I am so confused.

9:17:02Let's see here. Let me let him cook. He's still cooking here.

9:17:08Thank you so much for the $25. Really appreciate it.

9:17:15Um, so looks like a box on the top left.

9:17:19That's Michael crying in the bottom right.

9:17:24And I'm not sure. Tuckled.

9:17:33I was off a letter. It's a good guess. That was so good.

9:17:39It's the University of California, Los Angeles. UCLA. Lunchley.

9:17:47Lunchley. Oh, why is there mold in the lunch?

9:17:53Was the mold probably All right, beating.

9:18:01I tried at least. Now, these are hard.

9:18:08Oh, that's the prolapse again. So, I think I know the first word.

9:18:16Okay. Uh oh, hang on. No, no.

9:18:22Okay. I don't know how to spell his [ __ ] name. Um.

9:18:32Oh [ __ ] There we go. I went too far. Oh well. No, that was good.

9:18:50Good job to use. Oh, the is definitely the the giveaway. Yeah,

9:18:59that's all of it.

9:19:01I got it, but I don't Oh. Oh. I just got I was confused.

9:19:09I mean, there's there's KY connections there. Really? Crap. Oh, man.

9:19:16Wait, what's the I and then Oh, yeah. Right. This is going to be a super easy one.

9:19:38Come on. That's it. What are these two things? That's it. Oh, you can guess it literally. Oh, yeah.

9:19:49I don't know. Oh,

9:20:02you can do it, Viv. You can do it.

9:20:05Hey, I think it's pretty good, right? Yeah, it's great.

9:20:17Is that one of the people you called earlier?

9:20:20It's a very literal

9:20:32legacy. Okay. Oh, I'm so sad that I didn't as well. Okay.

9:20:40I still have zero [ __ ] points, bro. picked a crazy word. Head.

9:20:47Okay, this is just going to be all purple. Okay, sorry. I don't know how to fill it in.

9:20:52And then let's go uh F to flood fill, I think. What's the Uhhuh.

9:20:58And go like this. This. Okay.

9:21:04And then this is supposed to be like I should have put that white.

9:21:12This is all purple. Okay. All this is purple. This whole inside is I can see that.

9:21:18And then um Oh, be got it. What?

9:21:27Oh. Oh, okay. I got it. Oh, I know what to do.

9:21:37Yes. Yeah, that was good. Good move. Oh.

9:21:47I feel like I'm going to spell it wrong. I did.

9:21:54I guess there's something to do with Yay. I got a point. I think I did it last second, too.

9:22:02God damn it. Oh, damn. You almost got it, bro. Round two.

9:22:08put my drawing skills to the test once more. Oh, this one's this one's so fun. I love this one.

9:22:42All right, look at this masterpiece right here. Boom.

9:22:50And fill it up with painting here. Uh, yeah. Oh, that's really good.

9:22:59Yes, really good. And I hit hit you with one of these.

9:23:20I don't know why I'm so bad at this.

9:23:22The first thing that came to my think that came to my head when you did the hair was broccoli assassin.

9:23:29I thought it was like um bingo.

9:23:34It was a man pulling his pants down like from behind.

9:23:37Yeah, me too. Exactly. That's what I thought it was too. I can remember his actual name.

9:23:43I see what they want to draw. Um that one

9:24:10It's a stick. D, don't do it. Don't do it. De, no.

9:24:18No, it's it's not that. Oh, I got it. Oh.

9:24:25Okay. So, there's one less than there should be, but um I imagine the rest of it called in colored in the same as well.

9:24:36So funny. You're taking Now, now I've just ruined it with that.

9:24:39Um so it's a foot. I'm not sure what it is though. So funny. It's a leg. Oh my goodness.

9:24:47Oh, she got this [ __ ] Um,

9:24:51You totally got this. 10.

9:24:56Oh, yeah. That's a good one. That's good.

9:24:59[ __ ] I don't know you guys. I got lost on this one. Oh, there's no way you don't know. I just barely missed that.

9:25:07Who want to get 10 out of 10 rating on Wiki Fate? Oh gosh, that was so close.

9:25:16I tried. Who's a turd burglar? I don't know. They getting kicked up. Witch in chat. Burger King foot lettuce.

9:25:24Who the crap is tur burglar? I don't know. I don't want to find out.

9:25:28I want them to draw like a Who let Turburg burglar in? Burgling the turds.

9:25:37Wait, we got a nice little hat. Okay. Okay. I think I'm gonna I'm gonna do this.

9:25:46What? Oh, I know that beard. Yeah, me too. That's amazing.

9:25:54That's really good.

9:25:55If you started with the beard, I think we would have figured it out right away. Oh, yeah. You guys all got it.

9:26:10Oh, getting more people joining in. It's the snarkers. They found us. They They left though.

9:26:20They left on their own valition. Oh, they'll get in there.

9:26:26What is this? Smoking a stogy one.

9:26:39What could it be? What could it be?

9:26:52Oh, he's bloody in the eyes. One only. Let's go.

9:27:02Know the middleware's got to be smoke. I don't know how I got that. Got to smoke. Smoking.

9:27:09What? Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. It was close.

9:27:18I don't want to get this. Wait, I've almost got it.

9:27:22Oh my god. Papa got with $200. Thanks so much, man. Ah, shout out Papa.

9:27:31Like a different uh tense. Got it. Something smoking some Ethan.

9:27:39One own course. One only.

9:27:41I said Ethan one time only. Smoked, too. I tried. I tried.

9:27:50No, it should have been smoked. I'm going to [ __ ] this one up. Hold on. Uh, let's see.

9:28:00, 28 minutesI believe in you, Beanie. Oh.

9:28:12Let's see. Who could this um handsome figure be? You got some nice strong looking arms.

9:28:20Very chised jawline. I got a This will do it right here.

9:28:25Oh, red bloody vampire eyes. Oh, um got

9:28:33I always get this one wrong, too. I'm so lost. Evil eyes.

9:28:46Who could this be?

9:28:53How do I do this part? Hold on.

9:29:07It's evil Keemstar. Ian Slater. A That's not Ian. That's a Ian. Dang it. I know. Yeah, I was doing AI.

9:29:15I couldn't think of anything else that would bring it that would say Ian. You know what I mean? Like Right. Right. Right. No, that was good. That was good.

9:29:25I know. That's a bad start. You're going to think it's somebody else.

9:29:38Oh, that's good. What's up, Papa Gut?

9:29:42Oh, that's like um Ethan doing like a double chin. You're right. That is bad.

9:30:07It's very Tom Wardesque looking individual, right? Oh, jacked Tom Ward.

9:30:17This is coming out terribly.

9:30:20I'm liking it. He's It's giving a liver king without hair kind of. Yeah. I mean, that's right.

9:30:28That's right in there. That's literally right there. Oh, okay. There we go. Oh, it cut it. Yes.

9:30:38I like that. That gave it away. Right.

9:30:43I would have given him like a real smaller head. Like a really Yeah, the head's way too generous. Way too much brain space up there. Ah,

9:30:52dang. He's just got a weird shaped head. Okay, it's a girl.

9:31:04I got three messages from the architect to see what he has to say. It be worth [ __ ] up the cameras. Still need any mod help. I'm good, bro. Keep an eye out.

9:31:17Thanks, bro. All righty.

9:31:23Oh, look at this hair. This hair is amazing.

9:31:27That's a Swedish looking man if I've ever seen one. No, no, no, no, no.

9:31:32I was thinking we going for Donald Trump. Got some boxing gloves.

9:31:38It's not hunger. It's not Oh. Oh, we Okay. I was going to say, yeah,

9:31:45thank you for the $25 anonymous.

9:31:48That was way better than mine. You didn't have to do me like that, Viv.

9:31:55I stole your whole I stole your whole idea.

9:31:57You didn't steal my idea. You stole the whole prompt, therefore making me look like a bad drawer. Oh, this one's fun. Okay.

9:32:23What is going on?

9:32:32Wow, you guys. Um, that's a crazy way.

9:32:40Oh, wow. It worked. But that's crazy. No, you don't got it. the cows.

9:32:48Nice. The cows.

9:32:52It was It was in the curls. It was As soon as a few letters started hard. That was a hard word.

9:33:00, 33 minutesAnd we all got it. Letters help a lot.

9:33:04That was one of the newer ones I put in here.

9:33:10Oh, that's [ __ ] My green screen is all crazy, bro.

9:33:18I'm kidding. It's a a waste bin. What I see here.

9:33:30Or it's a tub of ice cream. Oh. Um. Um. Um. What was the F? No, that's not working. It's a bucket.

9:33:37Press F to flood fill. It's a bucket of burned popcorn. That's all completely full of rail.

9:33:46Oh, it's a it's a soda. Oh. Oh, okay. Okay.

9:33:58Oh, what the heck? You could even drink it black, dude. What the heck?

9:34:02I misspelled it twice. I misspelled the whole thing like over and over. It says it's close. Keep guessing. I was like,

9:34:09it's even good on your stomach.

9:34:12I gave it to you guys and I can't even freaking get it. I'm big.

9:34:17Bab, it's Rudy. It's Rudy. It's Rudy coffee.

9:34:20I know, but I don't know. What are you doing?

9:34:25Oh my gosh, I spelled it right. What the heck? [ __ ] it. Dang,

9:34:33they freaking scammed me. I spelled it right. coffee. Rudy coffee.

9:34:38Oh, no. I say that every day. Oh, god darn it. I say Rudy coffee every day of my life.

9:34:51Okay, let's see. Forgot how to do this.

9:35:04Okay. I see a H pool with fire. It's an oil fire.

9:35:15You said SNP 500.

9:35:24Uh, are you a licensed financial advisor? Spiky poop.

9:35:33Uh oh, he's he's scared. I need to come word.

9:35:36A classic A3 meme. The oil fire. Who could forget? What a classic.

9:35:45This is so bad. Oh my gosh. I don't know why I even attempted this.

9:35:50The fire. Okay. Emphasis on the fire part. This is so bad. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I do remember there being a fire.

9:35:59Let's see here. What could this be? I don't know what else to do. Oh, nuke. God damn it.

9:36:07What? That was so bad.

9:36:10I guess I thought it was like the Kanye burning the shoes thing.

9:36:28All right, we have this individual with some uh silly tongue, little yellow hair bit.

9:36:36Oh, okay. We got this. We got this, you guys.

9:36:44That's how I would draw him, honestly. What the heck?

9:36:53Um, it's not him.

9:37:00, 37 minutesI swear to God, I thought it was Jake Paul. Oh,

9:37:04it's clearly Oh, I don't know how to how did I'm sorry. I don't know what I don't know what that was about. I don't

9:37:14with the the on the end. I was thinking Joe Mo something there as well.

9:37:17Oh, really? I can't I can't All right. Okay. That's crazy.

9:37:24That's pretty good. That wasn't that bad, actually. I was so stuck on Jake Paul. I don't know why that came to me.

9:37:32So perfect. And that yellow. Yeah. Oh,

9:37:44we got a forehead. Or it might be a toe.

9:38:08someone giggling. Oh, wait.

9:38:12No, it's I didn't I don't think I put this person in here. I did. Oh, [ __ ] Forgetting their name.

9:38:21I'm surprised it's even in here. My goodness. This is really good drawing.

9:38:31It was the hands that did it. Oh, although it should. It's all in the hands. All in the hands.

9:38:38That's it. On religion, but you misspelled it.

9:38:41Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got it. I got it. I was like, what's her name?

9:38:45Oh, yes. Who could forget? stole it after you on religion.

9:38:49I almost stole it, but I wasn't quick enough. Okay, we're going to try this.

9:38:56That's not chains. All right, we got a railroad track. Oh,

9:39:05all righty. That was giving it away. That's some fast drawing right there,

9:39:20Oh [ __ ] That's good. Stupid. That's good. That's good. That is really good. Bro's floating right now.

9:39:28Oh, nice. Nice. Nice. All right. A G H3. You could do it.

9:39:36I don't know why I'm out right now. There we go.

9:39:46Oh my gosh, I just had that. Oh yeah.

9:39:48Nice with Whoa. Oh, okay.

9:40:06Yo, good job, Captain.

9:40:13I tried to draw white. Um,

9:40:21are those nuts? Let me add another Oh, thank you.

9:40:32Oh, wait. Is there green in it? Um,

9:40:40I'm This is good. You could honestly just leave. Yeah, I was going to say Oh, pride minute.

9:40:50Oh, that was great. Good job, Beanie. We got time for one more round, actually, if you guys would like to do another.

9:40:56Good job. I might not be good. I might not be good at dress to impress,

9:41:01but I I I like I'm good at the sketching. I'm good at this. Let's do one more. I like this.

9:41:10I'm [ __ ] terrible at the drawing.

9:41:11Only reason I'm good at the guessing is cuz I wrote these prompts.

9:41:18Dude, this is my favorite one to get every time. There are literal weights in fish, guys. Oh my.

9:41:31Literal bucket hat.

9:41:38Oh god, I misspelled this so many times last time.

9:41:47Oh, that's the wrong way to spell it.

9:41:56Yes. I don't even I just Wow. I'm spelling it. Oh god. Oh my god.

9:42:02Oh, I [ __ ] it up.

9:42:06Yeah, dude. I don't even know how to spell.

9:42:15What the heck? I don't

9:42:28I've lost the ability to type now after so many hours here yapping away in the chat room. Oh my god.

9:42:38Holy [ __ ] That was an A. That was an A. Oh. Um.

9:42:46Oh, one of them is so easy, but it feels like I'd be pretty racist drawing it the way I'm thinking. So, no.

9:42:59It would just feel wrong um to draw.

9:43:21It looks like uh those old hammy furnaces.

9:43:26Now it looks like Jake Dittle on the side. I don't know how to spell this. The proportions.

9:43:33I'm getting it. I'm guessing far way off.

9:43:36Oh. Oh, that's not the scorp. Oh yeah, you practically said it out. I I kind of spoiled it, didn't I?

9:43:44Yes. I'm sorry.

9:43:47That was a good drawing. That was I got to keep the commentary up.

9:43:50Otherwise, why are we I just kept guessing the same spelling over and over and over again like it was going to change.

9:44:00, 44 minutesI could continue to try and draw it out a bit, I suppose. Oh, god damn it. This is 20 seconds . [ __ ] dumb.

9:44:15That's a very good drawing. I think Cap Quaazar, you idiot. It gets it gets it across.

9:44:23I got it right. What are you talking about? I got it.

9:44:30You run the AC wave room, man. You should have got that [ __ ] right away, bro. Embarrassing.

9:44:39Damn. What is it? What is it?

9:44:49We really are getting up close to 12k now. That's true. We're almost at 12k, guys.

9:44:59Thank you so much. the dono.

9:45:06I can't wait to look back and read all these donation messages because the messages don't pop up on screen. I have to go in the back end.

9:45:13Oh [ __ ] I was not paying attention.

9:45:26XD. Hello, Papa Bones. I'm doing terrible on these ones.

9:45:32Trundle bum. Yes, these will all be sold as NFTs. That's why we're here.

9:45:40I know. Those proceeds are not going to charity if you're keeping those

9:45:44That's right.

9:45:46All All this money is going to fund my lawsuits against uh Dan, AB, and Tamara.

9:45:52I still can't believe you really went and served them.

9:45:54I know, right? Pretty crazy. That was crazy. Have you guys seen the VOD from today?

9:46:04I haven't seen I've been here all day. Yeah, me too. I watched it. Hey, it's me.

9:46:09I can definitely hear your uh laughing Alex in it.

9:46:12[ __ ] yeah. I think AB left it on the mic on on purpose.

9:46:17Yeah, I know. It's so funny hearing you laugh. Hell yeah. It's Alex the fiction.

9:46:25It's uh my asexual times. It's my son Bartholomew.

9:46:34Oh, Bartholomew.

9:46:37Smiling leech. Get out of here. Get the heck out of here.

9:46:45Please don't be mean. Oh.

9:46:51Oh. Okay. Okay. Someone's actively in the hospital.

9:47:05Oh god. Spelled his name wrong. Alex the function.

9:47:11Was that the 12th, 13th, 14th, or 15th time he had his legs operated on? Uh, somewhere between 14, I reckon.

9:47:20I think it's Schrodinger's operation at this point. Nobody can know.

9:47:29JP George thought that last one was Fat Love. I got that one so quick. Fat love.

9:47:37All right, that one's Yeah,

9:47:38I love how much he he's leaned in on that. Babe, babe, you're pretty good at this.

9:47:46I found something I'm good at in this world. Yay.

9:47:50Hey, don't sell yourself short. You're really good at pottery, too. A thanks.

9:47:56I met Donna and she talked to me about butterflies and it was one of the best moments of my whole life. Nice. Still,

9:48:03I don't really know what they look like to be honest, so I'm just gonna This is a good drawing, honestly.

9:48:09Captain Quazar, you idiot. [ __ ]

9:48:16I was just thinking of the butterfly and I was like, "Donna, what is it supposed to mean?" Oh. Um, okay.

9:48:24Donna Donark's rise. It picked for you. Oh. Um, it's a coffee cup.

9:48:34Oh, okay. Easy peasy, baby. Easy peasy. Okay.

9:48:44Hey, I have a love bot of my own. It's just It's just a pain to clean. I got a love bot.

9:48:54That's a That's a Papa Gut joke. I saw that from him. Okay, that was worth stealing. That was good. Is he still in chat?

9:49:02No, I think he's he said he's sick, so he's probably probably off resting. That's where he gets Alex the friction.

9:49:14Oh, Jerel missed the beans on your head.

9:49:18Oh, it's on here later on. If you want to see beans on my head, uh, you can scroll back.

9:49:29Uh, I Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, I know exactly.

9:49:36I know what most of the first word is.

9:49:38[ __ ] I totally just gave it out. I'm so sorry.

9:49:41It's slightly long. Yeah, it's it's that. But Oh, [ __ ] I I Wait. Oh,

9:49:48is it stupid?

9:49:51Cuz of how it's spelled cuz it's If I don't get this. I think I might have misspelled it. Yeah,

9:49:57I kind of guessed that, but I hadn't thought of the fine. gonna give this little thing back earlier thinking that you might have.

9:50:08Come on, give me the right spelling. There we go.

9:50:10The spelling of the first half of the first word. That's how it should be spelled. Nothing.

9:50:15Yeah, of course. It's Oh, yes. Yes.

9:50:18You got to think of it as like porn. Yeah. Dubris's Pizza. I know how he spells it.

9:50:27Oh, with the S. Whatever. Yeah. Round two. his actual name.

9:50:33Alex, the friction was good there. I liked that. Um,

9:50:36I didn't put the S. I put dough brick pizza.

9:50:56Tiny little cute guy. Give him a little shine here. Give a little shine.

9:51:03He's so shiny and wet.

9:51:13Did anybody ever see that? Um the edit video of her going absolutely hambridge

9:51:20um edited over the top of the the metal core song where showing disrespect your surrounding. Disrespect your super chuggy cars coming.

9:51:35Try a different vowel. Uh unrel

9:51:53is the E. Dang. Mang.

9:52:05That almost sounded like a rich clutch sound. Mudang.

9:52:08No, Trundle bum. It's not someone shooting mudangs. It's them spraying them with water. That's what my drawing was.

9:52:20All right, we have a lovely little um sweatshirt. is known for their sweatshirts.

9:52:33That's 2017, baby. Got a shout out. Yes.

9:52:41That's all that color. We got a Mexico jersey going out.

9:52:49Come on, Alex.

9:52:51Oh [ __ ] Everyone me. Oh. Oh. Oh. It's the color black. All right. Windows, dude.

9:52:58That's the That's a Mexican jersey. Representation.

9:53:04Oh, no. Okay. Hey, Viv.

9:53:13I'm so stoked right now. I'm like,

9:53:16but hey, don't let me Don't let me jinx it. Let me knock on wood. Let me humble myself.

9:53:26No, that's a that's that's a blonde Tom Ward.

9:53:34Well, it's Bart Simpson. Ah,

9:53:40Dude, that that drawing is [ __ ] hilarious. The whole Disney trip.

9:53:50Oh, of course. I don't I don't know how to spell I don't know the bean is the house the house beanie the house.

9:53:57No, I know how to Oh, it's just it's just that it's just it's I I was like trying to do is it E or X? Okay. XE.

9:54:07Uh we're good. Oh god. [ __ ]

9:54:12Oh [ __ ] This is actually going to be a hard one.

9:54:20Little egg witch jack blond.

9:54:27Hey, thank you so much Destiny said Richard luxury. Destiny.

9:54:34Hey Destiny, thank you for wait donated earlier. Great moves. Keep it up. You're the best.

9:54:43All right, Destiny. You got Rob Zombie. It's the Destiny. Yeah, it's the Destiny. No.

9:54:50What? Cookie princess, it says. Oh. Oh, wait.

9:54:59Huh? It's Rob Zombie. He's playing a guitar.

9:55:08No. Oh, I know who it is. Dang it, I spelled it wrong.

9:55:19Dang it again. No, I don't think that's right. Oh, wait. Oh, frick. It's just Wait.

9:55:28Oh. Oh, okay.

9:55:33I'm thinking the same religion, but it's there's too many. Yeah. Too many letters.

9:55:39No, you're you're right. It's just spelling spelling is weird. I know why.

9:55:46That's how he spells it. That's [ __ ] up.

9:55:49Yeah. Yeah. You should put moist and fish.

9:55:58Moist critical here. This pictionary is better than Bel's tits on the chocolate cover Sunday.

9:56:09Alex, you're gonna kill me. Oh, it's cool to be a sound, I suppose.

9:56:20I [ __ ] that up. Whatever. I [ __ ] it up. Ah. Oh, that's something else.

9:56:29That's literally when I first started watching God everything.

9:56:45I'm literally sat here with this stupidly large four battery vape mod in my hand.

9:56:57Just give me a sec. Give me a sec. It all makes sense. That's a cat paw.

9:57:02Uh that is my hand. My hands don't look that good. I'm not good at drawing hands.

9:57:14Oh, I know this one. Oh,

9:57:19this is such a good drawing, dude. I'm not going to guess it. Oh, good job, Viv.

9:57:23Oh, yeah. Yeah, I got it. I got it. Got it. Good night, Joe. Wait. Oh, I didn't.

9:57:32He was trying to figure out the first two words that I was stuck on.

9:57:36Why? It's not letting me guess. Or did I guess? There's a word. There's a word. No, it won't let me guess.

9:57:45Oh, no. Maybe try refreshing the page, maybe.

9:57:50Oh, what? Oh, wait. I just Wait, you can erase it. Yeah, it won't let me. I'm going to refresh then.

9:57:57They're stealing it. They're stealing it.

9:57:59They're stealing. They're literally stealing it right now. It It won't let me type. Stealing it.

9:58:05Shouldn't it be your whole house on my wrist? Uh, I think there was a character limit. Ah, okay. Fair.

9:58:14But yes, you're right. It should be that.

9:58:18No, that's fair. There's a character limit.

9:58:22All right. That's uh that's Viv dancing in her room.

9:58:27That's uh Viv. Yes. And she is dancing in her room. Yeah,

9:58:31she is celebrating the frenemies 5%. Oh [ __ ] I said it. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

9:58:37And I I the percent sign doesn't work I believe. So yeah, you know what I mean. What?

9:58:45You know what I mean?

9:58:49Yeah. For whatever reason, I can't copy paste percent signs into difference is astronomical.

9:58:58That's a good drawing, Viv.

9:59:02Michael, the answer. He He takes that five. Oh my god, I'm so bad. He takes that five.

9:59:08He's taking it. He's running away with it. He takes that five. There you go. There you go. There we go.

9:59:16All right, last round.

9:59:19This is going to I rode the slow the small bus in high school, by the way, just so you know. Gotcha. Gotcha.

9:59:26Okay. And guess it. Guess it now.

9:59:33Oh, just from the cola. Nice.

9:59:54I like I like which way round you've done the faces. Yeah.

10:00:09One more time. One more time. One more time, bro. What are you doing?

10:00:18The freaking spelling. Oh my goodness.

10:00:22It's of the classic series Fry. Fry my Fernamis.

10:00:33Fernando. Are cool to find in tide. They're sick.

10:00:50All right, we got um Okay, we got a very lovely hand.

10:00:56How does the I don't know how the fill brush thing works, but yeah, imagine that's all filled in pink.

10:01:03Okay, that's uh nice pink hand. Bey got it somehow. That's all.

10:01:11Uh that's it. He said that's all. No, don't do another hand.

10:01:20Oh, I see. I see. I see.

10:01:23Let's see here. Who who in the H podcast universe has two hands? H beanie is botting for sure.

10:01:33I'm botting.

10:01:35I'm actually I actually have this whole thing. I have uh mods all fil again. What the [ __ ]

10:01:44Open hand. Open hand. Close end. Oh, I see. I'm actually playing with cheats.

10:01:49Wait, how how do you do that? That's crazy. Uh frick. What do I do?

10:01:56360 nocoped. Yeah. 360 360 nocope sketchful IO.

10:02:03All right. This is going to look familiar. Oh, okay.

10:02:14I'll let someone else answer first. There you go. And copycat. Hey, that's the wrong face.

10:02:26Oh, is that Oh, it does fit.

10:02:33Oh, Dr. Pepper is delicious. Yum.

10:02:37Oh, don't Alex. I ordered Chinese food and I ordered a sod with it and it should have been Dr. Pepper, but they brought me Fanta instead.

10:02:45Cararissa, thank you so much for the donation. I want to cry.

10:02:52barbecue. Like I ordered from a barbecue restaurant. They didn't give me any barbecue sauce.

10:02:58I said it in chat. I'm like, "How? It's in the [ __ ] name. How can you not include the barbecue sauce?"

10:03:05My diet, Dr. Kelp.

10:03:10Oh, Alex hates Yeah. One more Spongebob reference and you're [ __ ] out of here, man. Okay. [ __ ] you're done in this community.

10:03:19But a tripod.

10:03:35Uh, who could this bloke be? He's singing up a storm.

10:03:55No, it's pushing a button. No,

10:04:02it looks like Casey's Tron's like original um like GoFundMe picture.

10:04:11Post 42 bungalows to the dome.

10:04:19Oh challenge.

10:04:26Oh nope. Oh gosh. Yes.

10:04:34No. Oh. Oh. I'm trying to come back. a chip.

10:04:51All right, this is going to look familiar. Stop it.

10:04:56It better not be [ __ ] Trisha Pis again. All right, good.

10:05:07Um, what do we got? Let's go. I was thinking this the whole time.

10:05:16I was thinking this the whole time for some reason when enemies related words.

10:05:21We got that. Is that That's the potato dish. It's the lotka. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh,

10:05:29just today actually because of the I don't want to say more, but I thought about this today earlier.

10:05:37That looks very delicious.

10:05:41Okay, I'll just say because of the VOD.

10:05:44I'm like so into this you guys because of the VOD they posted. I thought

10:05:56I guess this is what I need to do. Okay,

10:06:02guys, we have 1 hour and 43 minutes left of the stream. That's crazy.

10:06:07How are we supposed to fit the Are we going to have time for the Yes, we have time for everything. I believe we still have an eel pit.

10:06:18Well, are you sure we'll have to put I have to put the ill pit off to the next charity? I made certain promises.

10:06:25No, please. Yeah. No. No.

10:06:28The outfit is happening. I'm diving in with both feet. You will see.

10:06:33So, is is calling on the next charity stream then? Yes. I want to join for the eel pit. Okay. Yeah, the pit's going to be fine.

10:06:42If I can. You're more than welcome.

10:06:44I think it's getting worse the more I just see I just see Dan. I don't know. That's Dan.

10:06:53So, it's just Dan.

10:07:00, 7 minutesIt's tan dance soul.

10:07:04I already guessed though. I already guessed it. But that added touch to the picture is amazing.

10:07:10Oh, it's it's um it really pulled it together. Yes. I don't know why it's hot.

10:07:19That was crazy. Girl with the microphone. Thank you for moving it. Actually, I have no idea what this Like I know,

10:07:30that's his [ __ ] [ __ ] Is that what that's supposed to be? That was Yeah,

10:07:34Alex, if you're not saying that was really good. That was good.

10:07:43That line is um shout out Guam in chat.

10:07:55Who could this be? It looks like hungry again. Oh.

10:08:10I got it in first, but spelled the one word wrong. Good job. I got it in second. So, there we go. Unreligion. Can't do nothing wrong.

10:08:18Who Who is the the the champion? Beanie first place. D. Second place. religion. Congratulations. Top three.

10:08:26Wow. You guys put in I got to give it to you. That was You guys earned that first and second spot.

10:08:33What can I say? But I'll take the third place crown.

10:08:36Thank you. Everybody did amazing. That Let's Let's be for real. You guys Who did the prolapse? Who did Who did Hunger? That was crazy.

10:08:46That was so good. So good.

10:08:50All right, y'all. We are going to enter Ghost Stories. Um, who is co-host?

10:08:55Who's co-hosting Ghost Stories? Captain Quiz, shout out you Julia.

10:08:59Thank you so much, Captain Quas. Captain C, please take it away. I'm going to use take a little restroom break and Okay, when you come back, I'm going to take a restroom break. Cool, cool, cool.

10:09:06I'm gonna I'm gonna bounce everybody. That was fun. Have a good one.

10:09:10I don't really have any tell. However,

10:09:16I am up for the H3 Jackbox. Do you want me to just loiter in the background?

10:09:20Yeah, you could chill in the background in the meantime. Yeah. All right. All righty. I have you guys on camera,

10:09:25on screen. Take it away. Please entertain our viewers. I'll be right back.

10:09:30Okay. I I I'll start it off just because mine isn't really a ghost story. And um on the last H3Y podcast by Alex the

10:09:38Fiction, he had um why am I forgetting his name now? Uh Felix the Law Man tell a story and he

10:09:46told a UFO story. So, I would like to share my encounters with UFOs. And um I think I have one that's probably the

10:09:54most interesting, but I'll start with a preface of kind of my my life of seeing

10:10:00, 10 minutesUFOs because I um my family's always been like interested in this stuff. And like I said earlier,

10:10:08my um we lived in kind of an undeveloped uh area. So, a lot of uh stars you can see in the sky, a lot of stuff you can watch. And we would always go out back

10:10:18and like look and see what's moving around. See things like, you know, what appear, you know, different stars that appear to be stars moving around in

10:10:25certain uh sometimes they look like maneuvers and stuff. Very odd. And one that I can say um very uh

10:10:34like vividly as well as I have multiple people that saw the same thing at the same time. And one thing was we were out front coming back for my sister's birthday party when she was a young kid.

10:10:45And we got back and we're all talking out front before my grandma and my uncle leave. And we're we're talking for a second and my dad goes, "You see that

10:10:54right there?" And points up and there are three stars that are like hovering one above each one above each other but they're like they look like stars but

10:11:02they're slightly brighter than the rest of the stuff around. So, we're looking at them for a second. We're like, "Yeah,

10:11:08we see that." Like, you know what? What do you think? And we're looking at it for a minute. And as we're looking at it, after probably a minute, one of them just goes, the one that's at the very

10:11:16top of the three shoots up and is gone out of the atmosphere. And then we s sit there for a second like, "Whoa, what was that?" Wait a couple seconds and then

10:11:25the next one, voom, is gone. And then the third one hovered there for a bit and stayed there for a while longer. We were watching it and my my my brother

10:11:33had already gone inside. So my my dad was telling my sister to like go in and get my brother so he could see it too.

10:11:38Um and we stood out there for a minute waiting for him to come out, but by the time he came out it had the third one had already gone. But that isn't even my

10:11:45most um crazy one cuz my craziest ghost stoing an alien story because I was saying that

10:11:53uh Felix the law man told one on your last H3Y. That's right. So, um, the other one that's a pretty,

10:12:01uh, interesting story is I was with my friend and it was 3:00 a.m. and we were,

10:12:06uh, deciding to walk from our neighborhood to the closest skate park,

10:12:10which was like miles away. So, we thought if we take go at 3:00 a.m., by the time it hits 6:00 when the skatepark opens, we'll be able to make it out.

10:12:18Like, we'll be able to make it there.

10:12:20So, we start going at 3:00 a.m. and we're walking through this neighborhood. in this neighborhood we're going in,

10:12:24we're going through has a um it's called a stargazing community. So, they don't have any street lights, anything. It's like pitch black. And we're walking

10:12:32through so we can see all the stars, see everything that's moving around. And all of a sudden, we see what looks like a drone flying around. And this drone is

10:12:40flying around overhead. And it's kind of like in the distance. And we're watching it for a second. And all of a sudden,

10:12:46out of one side emits like a green blob of energy it looks like. And then all of a sudden the lights are all gone. It

10:12:53emits this blob. And then after it dissipates, all of the light is gone. So we don't see this what looks like a drone anymore. We're kind of like, "Oh,

10:13:00, 13 minuteswhat was that?" We didn't hear any noises. There was nothing like it was close enough to where if like something crashed or if like we probably would have heard it or we would have heard some guy going like, "Oh, what the

10:13:08hell?" But we were very freaked out by that. And we um we start walking again.

10:13:14We're like, "Okay, whatever. We'll we'll just keep going. We want to get out of this neighborhood." So we keep going heading towards the skate park. And at one point we're walking and something

10:13:22compelled us both in the exact same moment to spin around super fast. We all just flipped around and when we flip

10:13:30around we're looking up at the singular star that's sitting in the sky brighter than the rest. And we're like I asked

10:13:37him I go do you see that? And he tells me yeah what is that? And I was like I I don't know. It looks like a star but it's just brighter than everything else.

10:13:46And for some reason, we were both transfixed on it after like walking in the opposite direction. We flip around and look at it and we're like, "Okay,

10:13:52whatever. We really want to get out of this neighborhood." So, we get out of the neighborhood finally back to like some lighted area. We're like, "Okay,

10:13:57whatever." We keep skating. Sun starts coming up. We kind of like don't worry about it as much because we're thinking,

10:14:03"Okay, whatever." But by the time we get to the skate park, the sun has started to rise enough to where the rest of the stars are out of the sky. So, the rest

10:14:11of the stars are gone and this singular star is still sitting there. And we're thinking, "Oh, that's crazy." And you know, you think, um, it could be a burn,

10:14:22a dying star. Sometimes dying stars burn, like burn during the day. You can see them. Um, but then I'm watching it cuz we're still waiting for the

10:14:30skatepark to open. We probably got there like 30 minutes before it opened. So,

10:14:32we're waiting for the skatepark to open and I'm watching this star and all of a sudden I have a video of this, a video where I show that there are no other stars around and there's this one star.

10:14:41And then I take a second video a few minutes later of this. what looked like a star moving across the sky and I have

10:14:48a like a light post as like a point of reference and you can see it moving across over the top of this light post

10:14:55and like the star that I had seen before what I thought was a star was completely gone. So that's my story.

10:15:04Dude, I I like that so much. I I don't have any like UFO stories. I have ghost stories, but I love

10:15:11UFO ghost story. Michael, you got a good one. Yeah, let's get into it.

10:15:16Mine uh mine aren't so cool. One is one that happened to my dad and then one that happened to me. Um the last time I

10:15:25shared the one that happened to me, I just got laughed at cuz people were like, "You're silly." So, I guess like to preface, I'm not like a very religious person. I've read the Bible.

10:15:36I've read the Quran. Um, I've tried to dabble in everything since I was like a teenager. But pretty much the way I

10:15:44describe myself is like a theistic agnostic, I guess, is the way I would put it. Like I'm not an atheist, but

10:15:52like I'm more an agnostic that's like kind of believes in like a theist power that created the universe or something,

10:16:01but not religious on any scale. But anyway, um,

10:16:04you believe there's something there. You just don't subscribe to one particular pretty much like I I feel like there's a

10:16:11possibility some being farted us out in a galaxy a million years ago and that's where we're at. Like I don't think

10:16:19there's a god that watches us. Like that's the way I kind of feel like like that's just my personal experience.

10:16:26But anyway, like um the one that is the better story is my dad's story. Um, and

10:16:33it happened when I was super super young. I was only like two or three at the time and we were living in a in an

10:16:40apartment and um there's this big like brick staircase that goes down like we're like second

10:16:48floor on this apartment and there's this big brick staircase that goes down and one of these days my dad was going down it and I was like 2 years old. He was

10:16:56like carrying a bunch of groceries or some [ __ ] to like carry to a car or no he was carrying like washing stuff I

10:17:03guess to go to the car. But anyway, like uh he tripped like halfway through the stairs and

10:17:12pretty much like he was he went to his knees and then um he he had his hands like holding [ __ ] So he was just about

10:17:19to just [ __ ] eat [ __ ] on the staircase and then he he like got just pushed back like violently like against

10:17:28the staircase and it was he like he's not a [ __ ]

10:17:33superstitious person at all. But he still like to this day is like I got [ __ ] pushed back by something I cannot explain that happened. And that

10:17:43day his cousin who I knew his aunt Chuchy from Philadelphia had just died.

10:17:50And like he to this day still sees it as like this thing where Chuchy was like trying to save his ass one more time.

10:17:58Like they they went through a bunch of like hood rat [ __ ] back in Philly. But yeah, that that story I don't know. My dad's like not a guy that [ __ ] with

10:18:07that [ __ ] at all. So when he tells me like, "Yeah, I got [ __ ] stopped halfway through that staircase." And I can't explain it. I believe him. And

10:18:16like I honestly kind of do believe him for that.

10:18:18Mhm. Yeah. I've I've heard similar stories happen some people where they just they face like an invisible wall that they literally just can't go through.

10:18:27Yeah. Like he was like I was fallen straight forward and I just got [ __ ]

10:18:31pushed back. Like he couldn't explain it any other way. Very spooky. Very spooky.

10:18:38And then I have I have one of my own, but it's not quite as good, but I I think it's kind of touching at least.

10:18:46Um the one for me is um about 13 or 14 years ago now. Um

10:18:54I was completely alone, which is I love it when I'm completely alone. I don't have anybody like roommates or anything to run around. So, I was just playing

10:19:02games and stuff and my light bulb not just broke, but it it like it caught

10:19:09on fire inside, which I'd never seen before.

10:19:13Like, it it literally just like burst into flames. And I I noticed it and then I it still was burning. So, I just unplugged [ __ ] everything on that side. And I was just like, "Oh [ __ ]

10:19:24that's [ __ ] up." And then when uh my parents next messaged me like an hour

10:19:31after that, I learned that my grandma had died who I was super close with. And like I don't know just to me like that

10:19:39that was something that was like it coincided together. Like it was almost the exact same time that she passed away

10:19:47like officially in the hospital where um that light bulb [ __ ] just caught on fire and I had to unplug it. I

10:19:56don't know. Just to me I see that as like something that was linked together.

10:20:01Right. I see. I think it's at least um I don't know if if it's a company story to you or not but um at least that has a

10:20:10logical explanation. It's totally possible. Like light bulbs just burn out sometimes, you know? Sometimes they could cause little fires like that. But the story about your dad, that's kind of

10:20:18hard to uh think of a logical reason why any of that happened. Yeah, that is true.

10:20:26Um I have a ghost story I don't think I've shared with anyone here yet, but correct me if I'm wrong, Captain. Um, so this takes place when I am am like 7 or

10:20:358 years old and I I wake up in like the middle of night, so around 1 or two, and I see a shadow that I think is my mom

10:20:43that's kind of peeking out through the doorway, like kind of like I can see her like the top half of her body, but I can't see her arm. She just looks like a

10:20:50black silhouette. Uh, I notic it was weird cuz she looks it looked the silhouette looked a lot skinnier than what my mom actually looked like, but for whatever reason, I felt compelled to ask this black figure, "Hey, uh, mom,

10:21:00, 21 minutescould could you make me some soup?" I was super into soup at the time. So, the silhouette um doesn't say a word, but it goes away for a few minutes, and he

10:21:08comes back with like a bowl of ramen noodle soup, my favorite. And um he gives me the soup. It it just uh slowly

10:21:16drifts towards me with the with soup, a bowl in hand. Um, then it goes back to the the doorway where it's peeking out

10:21:23and looking at me as I eat the soup and I finish the soup and then it comes back to pick up the bowl and I tell it good

10:21:31night. But the this whole time this black shadowy figure doesn't say a word to me. Um, so I go to sleep thinking,

10:21:37"Okay, my mom do. My mom made some soup for me. I had some good soup. Time to go back to bed." And when I wake up I asked I told my mom, "Hey mom, thanks again for making me the soup last night."

10:21:45She's all like, "I didn't make you anything. I don't know what you're talking about. Like, holy [ __ ] What the heck was that last night then?

10:21:53And that's Well, was there like empty soup bowls by your bed? No, the the the figure took it.

10:21:59The figure took you've had you've had this story and you keep telling the one about your wallet.

10:22:06Well, this the the soup ghost story is too [ __ ] crazy. Honestly, I don't want to like freak out my guest.

10:22:12I mean, that's kind of That is crazy. But you got fed. You got fed and they cleaned up after you. That it was a benevolent spirit.

10:22:23that ghost is It was very scary. Like in in retrospect, thinking back on it, it's really [ __ ] scary. And it's a very

10:22:30common ghost. Like a lots of other people have seen a doorway with a light behind it and a black shadowy figure peeking out through the corner of it.

10:22:38Very common ghost.

10:22:39Many people have have stumbled upon this figure. My ghost story sucks now.

10:22:44Oh [ __ ] I'm sorry, Viv, but but feel free to say it. It's all about the delivery. It's all about the delivery, I think.

10:22:49Cuz I was clowning around on our boy Alex and saying I didn't have a ghost story. This whole time I forgot I actually do have a ghost story, but it's

10:22:58not that it's not that riveting, but I thought it was pretty cool. So, I stayed at a hotel in Colorado and it inspired The Shining. I

10:23:07I think it's called the Stanley Hotel and there's a suite there that's like it's like a it's like an apartment like

10:23:14there's rooms and stuff and it's really like old and it has like this swirly

10:23:20stairwell up to the um it's like a castle kind of building like a big castle building and you get like your own little private

10:23:29um balcony right on a little castle. So that's really cool little room or whatever but it's old and there's like spooky basements. We actually um went

10:23:37and snuck down to the basements underneath the hotel and it's like spooky and I I I wish I could show you pictures,

10:23:45but I'm not gonna do that. Either way, I tell you all that because that makes it sound more interesting. But really, we go to bed. We're laying in bed and 20

10:23:54minutes we're sitting there. We're laying there. We're We're not making a peep. We're not on our phones. Nothing.

10:23:59Boom. What happens? My alarm clock falls off the freaking table.

10:24:06That's it. Okay. Did you pick it up?

10:24:11Oh, no. You've told me the story already.

10:24:15But you you asked me if I could tell it to you on here.

10:24:18Oh, I did. Oh, yeah. That's right. I I told I spoiled myself and I I'm like,

10:24:23yeah, but I kept telling I kept telling you,

10:24:26but yeah, it just limits. But the thing was like it's a haunted hotel. Like it's known for being a haunted hotel. So,

10:24:32it's like if this would have just fell up in any random hotel, you might think,

10:24:35"Oh, I don't know." But because it was a haunted hotel and we were sitting there in dead silence for 20 minutes and then boom, the alarm clock just falls off the table. It was kind of like it was a little spooky.

10:24:44Yeah. What do you think the ghost was trying to tell you? It was time.

10:24:51It was time to get out of my house. Quite literally. Quite literally. So,

10:24:57I really like uh I didn't realize I had these me all these stories, so I appreciate you putting like putting this

10:25:04as part of the stream cuz I completely didn't even remember a lot of this stuff. But, uh I don't really believe in

10:25:13ghosts if I'm being totally if I'm just But there was one instance that that that uh made me think for a second and

10:25:23it was when I was a kid. I shared a room. I shared a room with my brother.

10:25:27We shared a loft and it was a top. It was just one gigantic uh almost as big as the house loft and hardwood floors.

10:25:39And I w I woke up one night and I thought like my brother was like

10:25:49I thought I was waking up to something I didn't really want to wake up to. Um,

10:25:54and but his bed cuz he he's he had a a metal framed bed. His bre his bed was

10:26:01clicking and it was like it was like I thought like I thought I was like okay

10:26:08I was like I was like hey right I was like hey I was like hey brother chill and it kept going and I was like I was like dude

10:26:17what the [ __ ] So I got up and I was like dude what are you doing? And he was dead asleep.

10:26:23Completely asleep. Just just like snoring. And but the bed was still

10:26:29And I was like, "What the [ __ ] is the ghost is going to?" Right. Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

10:26:36So, but I'm like, cuz it but it's hardwood floors. It's a metal bed and it's just making the loudest click, but

10:26:43he's dead asleep. And I'm like, "What the fuck?" So, I'm like, "All right, whatever.

10:26:50It happens again another night. Um, and I'm like I'm like getting up this time and this time I'm banging on the bed.

10:26:58I'm like, "Dude, like stop." And it's not stopping. It just won't stop. So,

10:27:04uh, eventually I wake up one night, it's clicking, and then it stops. And my brother played baseball

10:27:12and all of a sudden a baseball falls from the closet. falls and just boom,

10:27:19just on the floor. And I'm like, "All right, I'm gonna go back to bed." No,

10:27:24I'm gonna go back to bed. I'm gonna go back to bed. I'm not doing that, right?

10:27:27Like, I'm not I'm not going to go grab the ball. I'm not going to go investigate any further. I'm done. So, I go back to bed. Uh,

10:27:36it stops for like a very long time. Like a ridiculously long time. And then, uh,

10:27:42actually, if I'm being honest, it stopped forever. But uh I I I'm laying I'm asleep one night and all of a sudden I wake up and this is after all of this.

10:27:52I wake up to the most violent banging I've ever heard in my house and it's just like boom boom boom and the light

10:28:00, 28 minutesis on and everything and I'm like what the [ __ ] is going on? I'm thinking like I'm like thinking paranormal like there's some crazy [ __ ] going on cuz it

10:28:10was like 2:00 in the 2:00 in the morning and I peek into this room. We had a uh like a utility room upstairs, like the

10:28:17hot water heater in the in the loft area. And I open I I go in, the lights on, and I peek around the corner and my dad is like standing there with a broom.

10:28:28And I'm like, "What the [ __ ] is happening?" And he's like, "It's rats."

10:28:33And I was like, "Oh god." Okay. All right. All right. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good.

10:28:40Good. All right. Apparently, there was a rat that was up there and but he was he was like trying to beat a rat, I guess,

10:28:46cuz down he he slept downstairs, but the the the lineup of events was not helping this whole occasion. I was like, there's a demon that lives in this house.

10:28:59So much self-restraint there. Not to scream out, that's what she said when that was it.

10:29:04The most violent banging I've ever heard. Oh, wow.

10:29:08It was the most violent banging. It was a was a very interesting choice of words there for sure.

10:29:17I great story though.

10:29:20I was like, you walked in on your dad doing what?

10:29:24The bang was I said take it to your room, guys. [ __ ] out of my room.

10:29:32Get a room and not this one.

10:29:35Sarah, thank you for the $25. We are a few hundred. We are like less than $200 away from 12,000. Thank you so much, you guys.

10:29:43All right, you guys. I've been away for guys. Keep them up.

10:29:46I've probably been away for like 30 hours or something. Wow.

10:29:50So, I will see y'all later. That This was a great stream, right guys? Thank you so much for joining us. Thank you so much.

10:29:56Oh my god. Thank you for having me. I'm honored. It's always a pleasure to work with you. I'm so freaking honored so much. Literally, thank you so much.

10:30:03Enjoy enjoy your sleeps with work. Take care.

10:30:06Bye. I have fun with you guys. See you later. That's crazy. All righty. Um,

10:30:14I have a I have a pretty long Please attorney share with us.

10:30:18Um, so I mean I guess this falls under supernatural and maybe paranormal. I'm

10:30:25not really sure. Um, but when I was little,

10:30:30and this is very long. I always tell people this story because there's multiple events that happen. Um, I'm sure plenty of you have had sleep paralysis. You know what that's like.

10:30:40You fall asleep, you wake up, and you can't move, you can't do anything until,

10:30:45you know, you wake up, right? Um, I've had sleep paralysis for years, and I I think I still have

10:30:52it, but when I was younger, I would have sleep paralysis.

10:30:58Um, and I actually have kind of a little fear of digital clocks, you know, where you it's usually that little red set of numbers.

10:31:08And when I was younger, uh, I would get sleep paralysis and I would see the clock freeze. So, I don't know if this was a dream or not, but I would see the

10:31:17clock freeze and then it would switch to all zeros.

10:31:21And every time that would happen, a hooded figure would appear like either

10:31:28at the edge of my bed or in the door frame or, you know, in the corner and nothing would ever happen. Nothing ever

10:31:37happened. Um, when I see that hooded figure and sometimes its eyes was were red,

10:31:44sometimes they were blue, and sometimes they were yellow. So, I'm not really sure if it was a different hooded figure every time, but um every time I would

10:31:52get sleep paralysis, I would look at the clock and I would tell myself if I move if I move like my pinky or my toe, the

10:32:02clock will go back to normal and I will wake up. And this happened a bunch a bunch up until I was like 15

10:32:12or 16. Um, I moved in with my mom to a house and it my brother had just gotten

10:32:19his uh appendix taken out. So, he was sleeping in the living room adjacent from my room and I had the door open

10:32:26just in case I needed anything and I was getting sick.

10:32:31So, in this instance, I got sleep paralysis.

10:32:34And again, I looked at the clock. It was all zeros. And you could see the hooded figure, but this time the hooded figure

10:32:42was right at the front of my bed. And all I could think about was wanting to move, but I wasn't scared. And I could

10:32:50hear my brother in the other room kind of rolling around cuz he was sleeping.

10:32:57Um, and the next morning, like nothing happened, you know. The next morning I woke up and I was actually, you know,

10:33:04this was the first time I'd ever seen that hooded figure up close. And um I was having dinner with my mom and you

10:33:12know, I never really took sleep paralysis as anything really cuz I I just think it's like a dream or something. But I sat down and I had

10:33:20dinner with my mom and I was like, "So I've been having these dreams, you know,

10:33:24forever, you know, and I draw them, you know, cuz they're always consistent."

10:33:28But, you know, I always think it's just sleep paralysis. And then I told her like, "I always see a hooded figure.

10:33:33It's got, you know, blue, red, or uh yellow eyes. I I can never tell." And she stops dead. And she's like, she's

10:33:41like, "I've never wanted to tell you this, but when I was pregnant with you,"

10:33:46she's like, "I would get sleep paralysis all the time, especially when I was pregnant with you." And she was like,

10:33:53"And I would fall asleep and I would see the clock." And she didn't say it turned into zeros, but she she told me the same

10:34:00, 34 minutesthing I always do is like if I move my finger or my toes or something, I'll wake up and I'll be fine. But she told

10:34:08me that she would see three figures. She would see one with blue eyes, one with red eyes, and one with yellow eyes.

10:34:15[ __ ] no [ __ ] way.

10:34:18So she was like, I would see all three of them and she was like and I would start to hear this like buzzing and she was like and it would get heavier and

10:34:25heavier and she was like in me within me I knew that if I didn't do something they were going to take you away from me

10:34:34and she was like obviously it's not what happened but she was like eventually one day she was like I was so angry she was

10:34:42like I didn't feel fear from them but I had a feeling they wanted to take you from me and So, she's like, "One day I went to" She actually dabbled into um

10:34:52what is it when you go to sleep and like you you like take a step into lucid dream lucid dreaming. There you go.

10:34:59That's lucid dreaming.

10:35:01Yeah. Yeah. She she studied that for like a bit. She had a lucid dreaming teacher and everything just to get her to stop dreaming those things. And

10:35:08finally, she did practice enough to tell those hooded

10:35:16figures that they are strictly not allowed to touch me or take me. And she said after that, they never appeared

10:35:24again. And so she was like, "So it's kind of scary to me that you're telling me that you've had all these dreams, but they never do anything to you. They just always watch you, you know." So,

10:35:36all of this happened, I think, up until I was like 17 or 18. Um, and my dreams

10:35:45started turning less into sleep paralysis and more into dreams. But I don't know how to lucid dream. Like,

10:35:51I've tried lucid dreaming and I just kind of suck at it. Like, I, you know, I think everything's fake. I start to jump

10:35:58around in my dreams. You know, you when you jump really high or whatever. Yeah. Um,

10:36:03and this one time I had a dream in particular at the time. I was living at my ex- fiance's house and we lived in his basement, but his bed was right next

10:36:12to a microwave with lo and behold a damn digital clock. Um, and so one day I was

10:36:20so like I don't know, I guess I was angry and I remember um falling asleep and then waking up to sleep paralysis. I look over and the clock is at zero,

10:36:32which ironically a lot of people will tell me that it reminds them of Inception, you know, like that's like the totem or whatever when you're

10:36:40dreaming. But, um, this time uh, I just remember looking over and

10:36:46seeing my ex fiance asleep. He was snoring where I could see him. I I really couldn't move. And then I started

10:36:54to hear like the buzzing and then I just remember something taking me and then slamming me against the wall. Like I

10:37:02didn't feel anything but that's kind of what I would assume that that's what my spirit was doing. Like it just I slammed

10:37:10against the wall. And so like at that point in time I was like I need to wake up. I need to wake up. How do I wake up?

10:37:16How do I wake up? And I just keep looking over at the clock and it's not turning into anything. It's still at zeros.

10:37:24And eventually like I did I don't know I mustered enough courage to just like

10:37:31move a part of my body where I wake up and I'm like sweaty and I'm freaking out and my ex fiance's like, "What happened?

10:37:38Are you okay?" And I was like, I just had the worst experience ever. I've had these dreams forever. And like at that

10:37:47point in time, I think I started googling about, you know, lucid dreaming and trying to I guess get these things

10:37:55to like get away from me. But um then I I tried to lucid dream and then I like

10:38:02forced myself to dream to tell these things to leave me alone. Like just don't go near me. Don't interact with me. You're not allowed to be near me.

10:38:13And it never happened again, like ever again. And I was telling my aunt this

10:38:21story um not that long ago, maybe like 3 or 4 years ago. Um we were just kind of sharing paranormal stories or whatever.

10:38:30And I like started to tell her, me and my mom were there. She was like I started to tell her about these like hooded figures or whatever. and she stops dead in her dress and she's like,

10:38:41"Me and my cous, by the way, me and my cousin are one week apart. We were born one week apart, so we're the same age."

10:38:48And she's like, "Oh, your cousin used to have dreams about hooded figures." Like,

10:38:54she's like, "But that one only always had blue eyes." She's like, "I never nothing ever became of it." But she was

10:39:01like, "But it's kind of crazy that you're also having those dreams." And like we just all kind of sat there in like disbelief

10:39:08that we all had dreams about these hooded figures. And what we've come down

10:39:14to the conclusion is that they're not demonic or

10:39:21spiritual. We actually like all feel like they're not from here. We think they're like aliens or maybe like something from another planet.

10:39:33But that has always followed me in my life. You know, I don't have those dreams anymore. I still get sleep paralysis, but I actually don't like

10:39:41being around digital clocks. Um, and me as a flight attendant, I stay in hotels.

10:39:47And obviously, most hotels have digital clocks. So, my intuition is just to like pull the plug or turn the clock down.

10:39:56Or cover it. Like, I am actually genuinely afraid.

10:40:00, 40 minutesYeah, I would be too. digital clocks because I feel like it's gonna happen again. But yeah, this is a constant

10:40:08thing that has happened in my life again. I don't know what it is. It's paranormal or like extraterrestrial.

10:40:14When was the the last time you had sleep paralysis where you saw the hooded figure and the clock was stuck?

10:40:22Um, the last time I saw a hooded figure was that last time with my ex fiance when I was 21.

10:40:32Ironically, 21 is when I stopped officially seeing it. Like, I did see hooded figures in my dreams, but nothing

10:40:41they're never It's just a dream, you know? Like, I'm not not Yeah, not sleep paralysis. And I do get sleep paralysis, but there's no hooded figures in it.

10:40:49That's very No clock. But yeah, that is my creepy story.

10:40:56Um, I hope maybe maybe somebody here has seen a hooded figure in their dreams or during sleep paralysis. So, um, I would

10:41:05like to hear your experiences, chat, you know, I want I want to know if I'm not the only one.

10:41:11That's crazy. Thank you so much for sharing. That was quite the roller coaster with lots of surprises throughout. Yeah. So, thought it'd be interesting to share.

10:41:20No, it was really good. I really appreciate that. What did you guys think? Who else is in here? Yeah, I like that. That was a good one.

10:41:28Yeah, that was that was a tripeller.

10:41:32It's a tricking the whole way through.

10:41:38Go ahead. I feel like I've sometimes had uh sleep paralysis, but it's like been very like minimum and like I can't really remember what happens afterwards,

10:41:45but yeah, you just get that locked in place feeling and then all of a sudden you have to snap out of it and you wake up sweat.

10:41:52It's terrifying. I don't know what the [ __ ] I'd feel if I saw hooded figures during all that. It would be pretty terrifying.

10:41:58Yeah, it's crazy. Um and you know, to be honest, like most of the time I didn't feel like they were there to hurt me or

10:42:06anything. Like in particular, there had been moments where I had had dreams and I'm sick and they're just there. Like I always feel like they're oh taking care

10:42:14of me or something. I don't ever really felt I didn't ever really feel fear until I had that last dream where

10:42:21something slam me against the wall. And I've talked to friends about this. Like I've even I've even had friends who have

10:42:28drawn the figure like I explain it to them how it looks and they've drawn it. And I've had multiple dreams, you know,

10:42:36with them. I I can literally draw them out. Maybe one day I can draw them out and share them with you guys. Um,

10:42:44but a lot of people think that they were not there to harm me, that they were trying to protect me from something that was trying to harm me in my dreams,

10:42:53which I don't know.

10:42:55I don't like I don't want to say I particularly believe in the supernatural,

10:43:01but I do believe in some for form of like unexplainable science, you know,

10:43:09and I do know that there's not just us in this world. It's just,

10:43:15you know, we're a very very tiny lucky planet to share life. And I'm sure there's other tiny planets that share

10:43:23life out there. So, ma mathematics and there's absolutely got to be more than just us,

10:43:30right? And so I'd like I'd like to believe they're protecting me, you know, but who knows?

10:43:36Now, partway through you mentioned about you tried um uh a few different things to try and get beyond the sleep

10:43:44paralysis and stuff. And I nearly chimed in. I thought, no, I'll I'll let you carry on with your story first. Have you tried um hypnosis uh type things at all?

10:43:55Because I've I've had like kind of the self-help type CD ones before where you listen to them and they put you into

10:44:03advance. I've done those and I have got the best sleep ever from those. They have been fantastic.

10:44:10Um to be fair, I only have had hypnosis happen to me once. Um and that was like sometime in high school. I was in an AP

10:44:19psychology class and our teacher put on uh like a tape to put us under hypnosis

10:44:25and I just I guess I kind of fell asleep and by the time I knew it he snapped his fingers and we all woke up.

10:44:32So I mean that would be something I would be down to try like cuz I don't I know it doesn't always work for everyone. Maybe definitely if you look up online you

10:44:40will find like CDs and recordings and stuff that you can listen to and it will kind of feel like you've just fallen

10:44:47asleep through it and don't remember it at all. I mean, I've actually been to a professional hypnotherapist in the past

10:44:55uh with regards to my depression, and I I thought I fell asleep, but the mood I came out of it so Yeah.

10:45:04bright and alert, and it had me on Cloud9 for days after that.

10:45:10Yeah. Um, like the sleep I've had on on some of the sleeping ones that I've done, I have for once actually slept

10:45:18through a full eight hours, woke up feeling properly rested. Good.

10:45:23There it I find it a fascinating thing personally.

10:45:27Right. And like to be truth be told like I did have trouble sleeping when I was like a teenager a lot. like I would not

10:45:35sleep, you know, but also, you know, I also had a computer and the internet was a new thing. YouTube had no ad, so

10:45:44I would never sleep. And now as an adult, like ever since I stopped getting those, like I I mean, I still get sleep

10:45:52paralysis, but I it's not like it it disturbs my sleep. Um, but I wouldn't be I I actually wouldn't be opposed to

10:46:01trying hypnosis because like I said, I did I know my teacher tried it on all of us and like I just remember him snapping

10:46:09and we all just kind of like woke up and I I thought I had fallen asleep, but it didn't really feel like I fell asleep.

10:46:15It just felt like I wasn't paying attention or I was beginning to fall asleep and then something woke me up, you know? Mhm.

10:46:22So that's kind of how that's kind of how it would be on a shorter session. I think yeah, it's worth looking into. Um yeah,

10:46:30I I know there's debate on how real it is and whether it is a trans, etc., etc.

10:46:36All I know is is that there is something that happens from it. And right, I find it amazing. I really do.

10:46:44All right, y'all. Thank you so much for the discussion. Um, I want to jump in a little early into Quiplash just so we have time for at least one or two

10:46:52rounds. So, if you want to stay on for Quiplash, please stay on the line. Yep. That's why I stuck around. Um, fantastic.

10:47:00, 47 minutesJust to remind um, from previous backstage discussions, the 12-hour limit.

10:47:07That's right. I'm keeping my eye on that. So, that's why I want to get at least at least one round of equipment for Thank you for sharing your story.

10:47:15Yeah, that was fantastic. I had a lot of Christ. Thank you very much. I got to turn off the spooky music now.

10:47:24You guys can't hear it, but Yeah. Let me Let me Oh, that is impressive. The spooky music helped. I liked it. Thank you.

10:47:32Um uh I didn't hear it. I didn't hear it in the call. Yeah, someone in chat is

10:47:39saying that it's uh it's weird that our teacher did that, but a lot of us um

10:47:46agreed to do it and like he didn't really like do or say anything in that

10:47:53in that instance. It was just like a tape playing and we were all prepared for it. Like it really wasn't even like

10:48:01a long time. It was just like a 15minute thing and then he went straight back into like teaching. Um yeah,

10:48:09one of the other things,

10:48:11one of the other things people say about hypnosis as well, um and I've heard this from people who've done stage hypnosis

10:48:18as well. One of my old school friends way way way back. Um they're marketed stage hypnosis. Um,

10:48:28you can't under hypn, you know, the that's the kind of stage hypnosis shows you see. You can't actually get people

10:48:36to do stuff that is not within them anyway. If if something's against their

10:48:42their moral beliefs, etc. You can't even with hypnosis and suggestion and stuff like that, you can't get them to do it.

10:48:51Yeah, I agree. That's what that's what I've been told. I'm no far from an expert. Yeah.

10:48:58Yeah. I just didn't want to scare chat like it it wasn't like it was like against my will, you know.

10:49:06Yeah. They've said uh thank you for clarifying. So dog I'm sharing my screen. I have turned off the screen for a moment so I can get everyone into the groom.

10:49:15So whoever wants to play Jackbox, join in now and then we'll get the room code available to all the viewers at home to join us as well. We are doing custom H3 themed prompts.

10:49:28well, I'm going to be a spectator for now, but I just wanted to share my story. It was great having you guys. Thanks so much. I love your story.

10:49:35Thanks for joining, Eterna. Your story was great. Yeah, it was great. Thank you.

10:49:44Oh, man. Quiplash.

10:49:46Tiffany, you don't have to download Quiplash. Quiplash is a web- based game.

10:49:50you join us, I share the screen and uh everyone can play. Uh the only person who has to download it is me. So if you join us, you can play for free.

10:50:00, 50 minutesYou can log on via a browser on your phone or on your computer, phone, computer, whatever.

10:50:05The only person who needs the actual game itself is one person showing it. Um all the people who play along do it by browsing.

10:50:16Long long long long time ago, I used to help run a Facebook group for um vaping

10:50:24people. Um we used to do weekly stream vaping as in vape this y. Yeah. Vapor.

10:50:32Yeah. Yeah. We uh we used to do a a weekly stream trying and reviewing juices and and doing playalong games and

10:50:40Jackbox was one of the things we used to do on there. It used to get quite riotous at times.

10:50:48Damn it. Hug me in.

10:50:56All right. Right here. Not quite. Not quite.

10:51:08Hear me? Yes.

10:51:10Yeah, we got

10:51:25Alrighty, everyone come in. Um, I'm not sharing the screen with the viewers just yet. Uh, Tiffany, would you like to play with us? Chris is in here.

10:51:34I I said Eevee said in chat Tiff can't make it.

10:51:36Oh, Tiff's in chat right now. T. Did she make it? Oh, she is here. Okay, Eevee live.

10:51:41Tip, I'm sharing my screen. Make sure to go to Jackbox web browser and we'll get started.

10:51:47Yeah. Follow

10:52:00, 52 minutespeople. Other people I'm watching the stream probably can't hear, but the music's funny.

10:52:08Tiffany, are you ready?

10:52:10Oh, the the YouTube stream have got completely muted. Otherwise, the delay would just throw me off so much.

10:52:20They're going to probably need a little bit more guidance. Oh my god. Listen, guys. Popping around.

10:52:30Oh, this music is nice. I didn't mean to make you a four. Okay,

10:52:38I may I may tap in a cool.

10:52:45I don't I just don't know where to find this code. I'm feeling like an old code. I'm sharing my screen. If you click on my screen,

10:52:51oh yeah, I'm beyond uh just don't say the code out loud.

10:52:57I I'll type it in the chat, too, if that helps. Um,

10:53:05Tiff, you got to join fast cuz I accidentally leaked it for a second and I don't want to restart this.

10:53:10Please, kill me. Oh, we got the easier tip. Okay. Okay. I see. I see.

10:53:23I swear to God if I'm rattle joins before you do, I'm going to lose my goddamn mind. There we go.

10:53:31All right. Now I can turn everyone. Oops.

10:53:37Capture. There we go. We're playing quick.

10:53:41Hey there. This is a game we call Quiplash 3. Dead men quip. No quips.

10:53:48All right, audience. Feel free to go to jackpots.tv and vote for your best answer here. Let's go.

10:53:53Code is wp. You can still vote as an audience member. Type in the room code to join.

10:54:02This is round one. Two prompts will show up on your device. Answer them however the mood strikes. You'll go headtohead against someone else's clever answer,

10:54:11and everybody else will decide which one they like better. You're going to get points based on the percentage of votes you get. So, don't hold back.

10:54:30just because it's uh getting late uh on both sides of the states. Just going to

10:54:37say uh and of Canada and of many other places in this time time in these time zones.

10:54:46Um uh everybody who showed up if you fall asleep, thanks for being here.

10:54:51Thanks for uh donating if you did and thanks for supporting in general. And good night if you fall asleep.

10:55:00, 55 minutesWho falls asleep on stream? That's I didn't.

10:55:07It's like almost 5 a.m.

10:55:11This is from 5 a.m.

10:55:23I'm so nervous. I do not know what I'm doing. What if I said something stupid? It might be funny. That's what you want to do.

10:55:31It might be funny. Okay, perfect.

10:55:33So the like it's like Have you ever played semi dumb? It's been so long. So long.

10:55:40The point is like if you have a question like don't answer honestly. Make it funny.

10:55:45Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'm good at that anyway. Honest answer is the funniest one. Okay. Hey, here's where the fun start. I thought my answers were pretty.

10:55:52I had to do a little serious song on the first one.

10:55:55Up to bat, we have the most unhan has ever done off camera.

10:56:03Okay, show some love.

10:56:05I mean, that's the actual answer. These are these are actual answers, you guys.

10:56:12I answered it a bit too honestly, but it is also hilarious.

10:56:22the man nut on the supermarket floor. Thank you. Let's keep it going.

10:56:31The re reason AB loves Michael Jackson so much is because here's the fun part. Pick your favorite quip.

10:56:40Whoever did that one make the sound.

10:56:45That's ignorant. No, please. That's ignorant. Let's go.

10:56:49Oh my god. I even got the audience vote for that one, too.

10:56:57And now the next thing that would make Jordan Pearson cry on camera.

10:57:04Now it gets real. Pick your favorite.

10:57:08Oh, that first one. That's a good one right there. I'm just imagining rats saying, "Nah,

10:57:19keep your money, Jordan. We don't want it."

10:57:26Nice job, Chris.

10:57:29And next is the real reason Ryan Kavanaaugh won't stop Ethan.

10:57:36All right, people. It's voting time.

10:57:41I should have I I I don't know how to edit the uh the prompts. I would have taken this one out if so if I could. Oh man.

10:57:50You ready for the litigation? I am ready. Yeah, you're causing problems. Yeah.

10:58:04Thank you, Meg. Next up, Mr. 's next crazy challenge involved.

10:58:11All right, vote for the one you like best.

10:58:18Just put up the silliness. I've got to go.

10:58:36killing a man and getting away with it sounds too much like agitate to name his next course.

10:58:43Okay, everybody, pick your favorite quip.

10:58:49how can I pick

10:59:02Oh, it's going to be close. Yeah.

10:59:07Yeah. Jimmy, Alex, just by Let's see the next one.

10:59:11If Jason Nash had to get a real job, he would. No, he wouldn't. Anonymous $10. Choose your favorite.

10:59:20I think that first one's funny.

10:59:31Okay, we got less than $90 to go to 12K. $90 to go. Holy crap. Can we do it, guys? Got $9,

10:59:40I think. So, come on, guys. Get donated. Get it shared on your socials.

10:59:47Sorry, Dave. So, where are you?

10:59:51Jason. Jason Nash soundbite. Let's go. Let's go. Get it. Get it. Get it. Go. Come on, guys. Just one more rose,

10:59:59please. I hope so because it's ready for you.

11:00:02Some of the prompts are a bit I hate the way these numbers look on my screen. Yeah, they're not very pretty, are they? No.

11:00:13A very strange number of 11 911 91 on the donation.

11:00:34Oh, I can't I can't put

11:00:45I think I'm too good at this game. Okay, I've gone a little goblin.

11:01:20Okay, that's good.

11:01:26You're running out of time. Don't be afraid to use a safety quip.

11:01:33A bunch of water in the floor. Not the wava. Okay, let's see what you've rocked.

11:01:43Prompt number one is a new HG podcast catchphrase that would instantly flop.

11:01:53Yo, 76 flop.

11:01:59Semitism is a problem. Oh, I wonder who wrote the first one.

11:02:0876. Whoa, dude. The audience love that one. It's It's honest. It's the truth.

11:02:17All right. That would be a terrible thing for them to say. Of course it would.

11:02:24And now it's time to vote for your favorite.

11:02:26Be an awful thing for them to start sinking. Um uh

11:02:44Oh, good job.

11:02:55the real reason Frenemies ended was actually because And now pick your favorite.

11:03:03Wow, that first one's crazy.

11:03:09They're both water related. That's I like the imagery of the second one. Moses is water.

11:03:16Split the relationship like the Red Sea. Oh,

11:03:19yeah. Felix, I love like yours is somewhat sexual. Be a guy. Okay, what's next?

11:03:26The worst possible makeup palette James Charles could release will be called. Oh my god. I forgot.

11:03:34Oh yes. Amazing. That's amazing.

11:03:47I would have voted against myself though. It was too. Someone didn't vote. Someone in vote.

11:03:56I voted. It was me. I voted. Shaming here. Yet, my man. Thank you for the $15.

11:04:03If his next ridiculous loss, it will be about All right. Choose your favorite.

11:04:10Man should have filed. Man should have filed against Wiki back in the day. They did my boy dirty.

11:04:22He'll make Ethan buy him a new guitar.

11:04:32Next on the docket.

11:04:35That's kind of worse before RA putting the podcast for good would be.

11:04:39Okay, choose your favorite. This is one sentence. I am not your dad, Ethan. I am Dan the hater.

11:04:51I could hear the rage a lot more. And I'm not your daddy. Yo, let's go.

11:04:59Apparently, so did everyone else.

11:05:08Moving right along.

11:05:10The worst person Jojo Sea could collab with is No, I can kind of almost see a Trump Jojo collab happening.

11:05:22Not bad. She's grabbed wife now. Yeah, I hate both these realities.

11:05:30I feel like Trump is way more likely than log.

11:05:37But it says the worst. is it would also be the worst. I don't know. I don't know.

11:05:43Round two is through. Let's see how things shook out. I dropped a dropped.

11:05:53No, we're good. Come inside and behold,

11:06:00, 6 minuteswhere points flow like honey. On your device, you'll see a prompt that requires three separate responses.

11:06:09Remember, big points mean big pressure. Hey, we have an odd number of players,

11:06:14so you'll be going against little old me.

11:06:32Oh my god, I just thought of the worst answer possible. Holy [ __ ]

11:06:48Too dark for me to play.

11:06:50I can't, Dude. I can't stop writing dark answers.

11:06:55Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's why I'm I'm I'm stunned. I'm going for it, bro. Liam, thank you for the $10, man.

11:07:04We're like uh how far are we from 12,000?

11:07:16This is completely new to me. This structure had this in before. Ah,

11:07:23mine are all following a certain theme here. We are like 60 bucks away from $12,000,

11:07:29you guys. And we've only got one hour left.

11:07:40Tick tock. Time's almost up.

11:07:46Alex, I hope you rank a lot. I expect a lot from you. I uh it could go either way. Honestly,

11:07:55I only got two in that.

11:07:57The first three new career pass James Charles would consider.

11:08:04Oh yeah, that's the equip. Okay.

11:08:26Good job, sir.

11:08:33All I guess we got just over $63. The next three things Bookie298 will sell to get rid get out of its debt.

11:08:40Murphy with the $25. Thank you so much.

11:08:43All right, vote for the one you like best.

11:08:48Yeah, that's he would obviously sell Desi first, I think. Winning the $10 so much.

11:08:56We are $29 away from 12,000. Thank you, Mercy.

11:09:07Quazar. Incredible.

11:09:09Let's split the According to Sneo, the three most masculine things a man can do is

11:09:22decisions. Decision is Well, that did that. He got two.

11:09:30Just a single ball. That's not even like worth going out for. Kafi with the $10,

11:09:35guys. We're $19 away from 12,000 bill balls.

11:09:48That is so annoying. Yo, good job.

11:09:54Oh, was completely three terrible names for the next A3 gamer sucks.

11:10:02Now it's time to vote for your Christ. Second one. Oh my god.

11:10:11Oh, the second one. The second option is brutal. Oh my god. Oh [ __ ]

11:10:19Oh Christ, dude. Those flavors would go so [ __ ]

11:10:31Dude, that was you, Alex. Oh, Alex, you are dark and brutal, man. You get my eternal respect for those.

11:10:41So close. Nope, I'm not.

11:10:48Damn, Michael in the end right there.

11:10:54Me and Captain I think we have time for one more quip left. What do you guys say?

11:11:02Yeah. All right. I have to reset it.

11:11:05We [ __ ] tied. I'm sorry that that's has to do with Well, we have enough time for the eel petit though.

11:11:10Yes. We'll fit in one quick round of quiplash. Actually, that's good.

11:11:16Dang. I don't know. Actually, I think I should do my PowerPoint. If you feel any type of way,

11:11:23I feel like you need to change your name from Alex the Fiction to Alex the Legend. Thanks, man.

11:11:28Hey, I got to add that. I think Ela called me that. That's [ __ ] crazy. Sucks flavors were Oh my god.

11:11:35You know what? Yeah, I think um before we do ill pit, I think I want to give a little presentation just to give everyone kudos to help pull this event

11:11:43together. Oh, I think we got another donation. Guys, we're $9 away. 12,000. Let's go.

11:11:50$89. $9.99. Thank you, Eevee. Squiggle.

11:11:56Thank you so much, everybody. Thank Eevee for the $10. I really appreciate it.

11:12:00, 12 minutesSorry. I activated Siri when I said 999.

11:12:04I'm I'm too afraid to go to the restroom because we're going to hit the goal, I think, while I'm out.

11:12:08So, I guess we'll just we'll just hang out for a little bit. Let's just run out the clock until we hit the 12,000. Pinch it off.

11:12:13I have a very special PowerPoint I'm going to pull up here. Let me let me get through that really quick. Say bye. Love you guys. Bye. Thank you for joining us.

11:12:21Later. See you later. Bye. Need to mute this.

11:12:30And we got it, guys. We [ __ ] hit it. Peter, with the $25, we have crossed the $12,000 threshold.

11:12:38Thank you guys so much for supporting Palestine uh through the Palestine Children's Relief Fund. It means the world to me, the Asian community,

11:12:45and of course the the Palestinians who definitely need the help. So, let me pull up.

11:12:53I'll be right back, guys. I got to use the restroom. One moment. Captain, keep the audience entertained if you're still on.

11:13:00, 13 minutesSee, he cut our he cut our storytelling short. Um, I think the only person who who the only people who didn't tell ghost stories were Carissa and Felix.

11:13:09Did either of you have a story that you wanted to tell? I had one. Chris didn't. Um,

11:13:15yeah. I was just here for the spooky vibes.

11:13:17You were showing up for sure. Just showing up, showing out. That's all that matters.

11:13:21Yeah, I I was just loitering between games as well. I don't have any ghost stories, unfortunately.

11:13:27I will be Well, never mind. Go ahead.

11:13:30Oh, I was just going to say I'll be back. I'll be back. Yeah,

11:13:34I feel like ghosts. I definitely think there's something I definitely think they exist or they're kind of goddy. You

11:13:41know what I mean? It's there's more than it's like the alien uh discussion that there's more than just

11:13:48us um in this world, but it's not anything I've ever experienced myself.

11:13:57I certainly am not a believer of ghosts nowadays. Uh but in childhood I feel like there was a lot more um opportunities or like some people say

11:14:05that like younger children have more spirit like more connection to the undead or spiritual side. Uh and at my

11:14:13aunt's house out in the country uh like she was there's always like stuff going on there that like like you kind of

11:14:20couldn't deny it like like right now I'm all like you know maybe I'm too grown and out of touch with it. But uh back then we used uh they had built a brand

11:14:28new house and it was like the closest thing to a mansion that my family has experienced. Uh we used to go around playing 13th Ghost in it as it was being

11:14:35built because like even next door uh they would like talk about seeing like things in the night and like hearing like little girls giggling and running

11:14:44and then when they'd go to check it there'd be nothing there. Uh but my cousin, my younger cousin Leah, uh when

11:14:53we moved into that mansion, she would like we would wake up in the middle of the night and she'd be like under the table talking to somebody and we'll be like, "Who you talking to?" She's like,

11:15:01"Oh, you know, I'm just talking to my friend." And then like they would like doors would be locked all of a sudden and then you'd go into a room and things

11:15:10would be thrown all over the place and like there'd be like no real way to like explain any of it. Um, and then at some

11:15:17point, uh, hopefully she never sees this. I shouldn't be outing her, but,

11:15:21uh, she pushed my aunt down the stairs and when they questioned her about it, uh, they were like, she was like, "Oh,

11:15:27yeah, my friend told me to." And then one time they caught her on the roof and then they were like, "What the [ __ ] are you doing here?" And she thought like,

11:15:33"Oh, my friend said I should do it so we could be together forever." And so like all kinds of spooky [ __ ] like that

11:15:40happened to us in that house. And I think the worst thing that ever happened to me personally while being in that house was um we're up late doing prank

11:15:50calls on random people and my aunts like yelling my name and so I walk out into like the main living area and I'm like,

11:15:57"Hey, what's up? I was in the room with uh with Stephanie and my sister and she was like, "Wait, what?" And I was like,

11:16:04"Yeah, we've been in here like for the last couple hours." She's like, I could have swore some boy just ran up into the attic and

11:16:12I could have swore it was you. I was like, no, it wasn't me.

11:16:15And then like we had to go short sleep shortly after that. And so I and I was in charge of or I was not in charge, but I had to go sleep up there

11:16:24and I was scared of my out of my mind. I like slept with the restroom light on. I had like brass knuckles on cuz yeah, they were going to do something to like a spiritual figure, right?

11:16:33Um, but yeah, that house always gave us the creeps and we moved away from it and everything's been found since, but I

11:16:39feel like some places are more naturally spiritual than others. And I think that was like that place.

11:16:48Here's my like principle about like ghosts and why I'm no longer scared of ghosts. If a ghost kills me, then I'm a ghost. We're on the same playing field

11:16:57now. It's like you can't attack, you know, if you're going to attack me, I can attack you back. So that's why I have no fear of ghosts because they don't want to have that battle.

11:17:06Drag them down to hell. Exactly.

11:17:08But they would have experience as a ghost than you. They have But I have more spiritual energy.

11:17:18No, I have one like levels of ghosts. I don't know.

11:17:22I do have one ghost story that I shared on Alex's podcast that I can share here um because it's kind of a quick one that's kind of interesting.

11:17:30because I do have more uh UFO stories as opposed to ghost stories, but the one ghost story I have I do think is very interesting because like my UFO stories,

11:17:40they kind of have people that can corroborate them. Um, and basically what had happened was uh when I was young, I

11:17:48had uh everybody has those dreams where you jolt yourself awake from falling or something like that, you know, like you fall in your dream and you jolt yourself awake and it felt felt like you fell

11:17:56into your bed. I had this happen one night, but when my eyes opened as I woke up, it looked like I was staring at the

11:18:04um like closet door AC like away like on this, you know, in front of my bed. So,

11:18:08I was either floating or had like stood completely up or something and I was staring at was what was my um closet

11:18:16door. And as I fell into my bed, it was a full fall. So, it wasn't just like that jolt awake. I felt myself fall in.

11:18:22And as I fell into my bed, I popped up just out of pure like just adrenaline like whoa, what's happening? And I and I sat up. And as I sat up, I just see this

11:18:30what appears to be the apparition of a little girl in a white dress. And as she's like, you know, standing there, I sit up and as I focus on her, she all of

11:18:38a sudden just into the ground and disappears. And then I kind of forget about it. I go to sleep. I'm like,

11:18:45"Okay, that was creepy. I need to go to bed." And then I go to bed and then years pass and don't really have anything else. I have sleep paralysis

11:18:53once or twice and I don't see anything during those instances and really just kind of try and go back to sleep. But years pass and I'm eventually just

11:19:01itting in the living room playing a video game and my dad's making dinner and my dad's making dinner and my sister walks in. And as my sister walks in, my

11:19:08dad goes, "Didn't you just walk into the laundry room?" Cuz he can see it from his peripheral. And she goes, "No, I didn't." And my dad goes, "Oh, it looked

11:19:16like I just saw like a white skirt, you know, like a white skirt walk into the laundry room." And I stop him and I go,

11:19:23"Wait, what did you just say?" And we talk about it for a second. I explain what had happened so many years ago. And

11:19:30that uh in that moment, my dad was just kind of like, "Oh, yeah. I don't know."

11:19:33He kind of didn't care. But me and my sister both went, "Whoa, what what's happening?" And we went and checked the laundry room, and the laundry room's connected to the garage, and the garage

11:19:41door was completely unlocked. Both of the locks were undone and we opened the door and the garage door was closed. My mom had gone to work that day so she

11:19:49could have left the door unlocked but all of those things like added up were was very like um weird to me. But that's

11:19:58basically like my only real ghost stories. I do have a lot more UFO stories. I have I have one quick UFO story my dad once saw like like I'm saying we would go outside out back and

11:20:06you know they could be satellites, they could be testing uh aircrafts, they could be whatever. We live kind of out in, you know, like I was saying, the middle of nowhere kind of area,

11:20:14developing um area. And my dad sees this light flying across the sky. And after a few seconds of it flying across the sky,

11:20:22he's taking my dog out to go pee. And he's watching this light fly across the sky when all of a sudden it goes and zips across the sky and leaves like a a

11:20:31beam of light like light travel in Star Trek or something. And he said that it left a beam of light and it scared him.

11:20:37He got like terrified and grabbed my dog and ran inside. Um, and that that was probably one of the most intense like uh

11:20:45UFO stories that I uh apart from the other ones I told her earlier obviously,

11:20:49but that was one that's like a secondhand story. My dad has a lot of crazy UFO stories and weird uh happenings like um Post Malone once told

11:20:56a story on the H3 podcast actually that he was driving down the road and then all of a sudden it flashed to day and it was night time and all of a sudden it

11:21:04flashed to day for a half second and turned back to night. My dad told me this exact same story. Wow.

11:21:10Um without ever having heard the Post Malone story on the H3 podcast, he told me he saw this exact same thing. He was a truck driver, so he would drive long

11:21:18nights through um the desert. And he said he was just driving through the desert one night and all of a sudden he's driving, it's pitch black and then

11:21:25boom, it's not like a light shines from a direction or anything. It's like it became day. If you've ever seen the um Malcolm in the Middle, the episode where

11:21:32they light giant firework and it just turns day for a second. And my dad said it happens like that and then boom, back to night. and he had to like pull over cuz he was like, "What

11:21:40just happened?" and had to like, you know, recollect himself.

11:21:44But um but yeah, there's there's definitely weird stuff that happens in the world that we cannot be aware, you know, we're not fully aware of, whether it be the government, the um you know,

11:21:53something outside of this world or something from within. Well, well, we may never know or we may. Who knows?

11:22:01Ah, he's back. Welcome back, Mr. Beanie.

11:22:04Welcome back, Beanie. Any final stories before we jump into this kudos PowerPoint?

11:22:13I think we're all good.

11:22:14Gentlemen, we have reached the end of the 12-hour stream. Right before we jump into the eel pit, I wanted to give some kudos to some of the people that helped put this amazing event together. Guys,

11:22:24we raised over $12,000 for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund. That is far beyond what I was expecting we'd actually donate. So, thank you to everyone for participating and donating.

11:22:33And I'm going to give a big thanks to everyone who participated in uh making this all happen.

11:22:39So at the very top, I want to thank you that big thank you to the H3 Galaxy live streamers, girl with a microphone and Captain Quazar, hosts of the A3

11:22:47afterparty and A3 waiting room respectfully. Um you guys promoted the heck out of me. You co-hosted this event and I don't know what I do how I could have run this event without you guys.

11:22:56Thank you so much. Um, next up we have the graphics and animation less. Haley's comment, wooden Joe, and talking beanie.

11:23:03You guys blessed your ass making this uh making the 12-hour stream look as amazing as it does. So, I really appreciate all your help in that regard.

11:23:12Thank you so much.

11:23:14Thank you. Also, thank you to the today's co-host. You guys kept the stream fun and entertaining while I was uh bumbling around in OBS using the

11:23:22restroom or ordering lunch. I really appreciate you guys filling in some of the empty dead air, keeping keeping the vibes fun and light. And Cava, man, you

11:23:30really helped me during the the the Fuba Trooper pres video, dude. I was like I was losing it, but you kept the calm demeanor and I I tried to follow your energy.

11:23:39Of course. Always.

11:23:41And look at all these appreciate all that you've done.

11:23:43Look at all these white men. All these participants. Nothing. Asian audience is only white men. Look at this.

11:23:47I'm orange as hell. What are you talking about?

11:23:49Disgusting. So um here are some of the participants that joined us today uh for the various activities throughout the presentation. Uh Cararissa Unreligion,

11:23:57Witch from PA, Roman and Raisin, Tiffany Tutril, Eevee uh Ray, Eterna, Felix, and Salad Cyanide.

11:24:05And big shout out to all the people moderating. I'm really excited to see what kind of stuff happened in the chat because throughout I guess 80% I was not looking at the chat. So I'm really excited to hear some stories afterwards.

11:24:16Uh, thank you to Alexandra De Eevee,

11:24:18Fuba Troopa, Silent Cyanide, Roman Ra Raisin, Carissa, Tiffany Tutril, and the Architect.

11:24:23Uh, next slide here. Uh, big thank you to H3 Pride Minute. My favorite H3 Tik Tok really has been fighting all the

11:24:32snark on her own before Ethan joined Tik Tok again. So, big shout outs to her keeping it uh down on the front line and for promoting this event. Uh, a whole

11:24:40new audience was a part of this live stream uh because of her. Uh, huge thanks to my headmod. Sorry,

11:24:49Amun. You're so so amazing. I'm getting a little emotional talking about you.

11:24:53You really keep me so motivated to continue to make H3 content and you work so hard for me. I really appreciate you,

11:25:01dude. Emoon is the [ __ ] best.

11:25:03And of course, D, man. You're the Dan of the H3 galaxy, which is ironic because your name is also Dan, which [ __ ]

11:25:09rocks, you know. Dude, thanks so much for setting up the Discords. Um, making sure everything runs as as smoothly as possible, man. You're the [ __ ] best.

11:25:18Yeah, man. It's been an honor to take part.

11:25:21Yeah, man. You You really put so much on your plate for us and it really means a lot.

11:25:26Um, big shout out to the unofficial ASU family. God, get emotional. These were the first people that started watching my videos.

11:25:34You guys are the [ __ ] best. And Milky owns the uh the silver that she let me promote all my [ __ ] on there. It just means so much to me.

11:25:46Dude, feel the way you have to feel, Alex. Dude, it's so [ __ ] valid.

11:25:50Believe me, dude. You got to feel the way you feel. Thank you. Thank you. 100%, man.

11:25:55Big shout out to the people of the uh the H3 H3 Reddit,

11:25:59the moderators, Ray, Wolfy, and Avery. I promote the [ __ ] out of my [ __ ] on there and you guys have only removed one post

11:26:06out of all the [ __ ] that I posted. So guys, you guys are incredible. Thank you so much.

11:26:12Uh big thank you to Oh, and also not just the mods, but also the whole Reddit community has always been supportive of the stuff that I posted on there.

11:26:19Uh big thank you to Papa Nicholas Dioro.

11:26:21They've been watching a lot of my videos and it really means a lot to have that extra bit of promotion within the the commentary community. So that that helps

11:26:29a lot for sure. Thank you guys. Of course. How could I do this without thanking the H3 crew? Uh Morgan, AB,

11:26:39Zach, Lena, Ethan, Ela, Love, Dan,

11:26:43Olivia, Nate, and Tamara. Uh Ethan, if you're watching this, feel free to take as little or as much credit as you want

11:26:50for this event, man. Rub it rub it in people's faces as much as you want. We're only here because of you, dog.

11:26:56Like, literally, we would not have an audience without the H3 podcast. So,

11:26:59thank you so much. Of course. God. AB man. Dude, thank you so much for standing up for yourself and

11:27:07fighting all this [ __ ] You deal with so [ __ ] much. You're a huge inspiration for why this stream happened in the first place.

11:27:14Thank you so much, AB. H3 is our home.

11:27:27It is. So, I got to thank Olivia.

11:27:32When I heard that she was taking a mental health break,

11:27:36I I feel like I had to do something to help combat the [ __ ] online against the H3 community because it's so [ __ ] obvious everyone

11:27:44in our community really wants a free Palestine. And it [ __ ] sucks that the narrative is suggests otherwise.

11:27:55So, I've been planning this event for a long time and Olivia quitting or taking mental health break really motivated me to put this thing

11:28:04together finally. So, I really appreciate that. Thank you, Olivia, for inspiring me.

11:28:13I'm so mad at Peter making me laugh over this. Peter making you laugh.

11:28:18Peter said, "Alex crying because Olivia is too woke.

11:28:24Uh, and a big thank you to my family for being cool with me doing YouTube stuff.

11:28:29Uh, it's it's so cool having that level of support and not feeling judged by your family. So, thank you so much to them.

11:28:37And without further ado, we have a little bit of time left. Let's jump into the eel pit.

11:28:41I have a We just have a little bit of time. You have built an amazing community.

11:28:49Thank you so much, man. The effort,

11:28:50Alex. Thank you so much planning and arranging and and how much you have punished yourself in the

11:28:58background putting it all together getting all all the build out in your OBS. You deserve so many applauders for this man. Honestly, shout out to you.

11:29:09Thanks, man. I really appreciate it. So,

11:29:11ladies and gentlemen, sit back and enjoy this lovely stinger talking bey.

11:29:17So, let's just jump right into it and then soon as the stinger ends, we're going to jump into it. Thank you so much.

11:29:24And everybody drop Alex the legend in chat. The eel pit. So Friday we'll do a eel pit report.

11:29:30We'll have to save the eel pit for later, guys.

11:29:33Eel pit. I don't know if they're going to have time to get to it.

11:29:35I don't think we'll have to do the eel pits another episode. Gosh darn it.

11:29:38We just don't have time. I guess we'll save the eel pit. Eel pit. We'll get to the eel pit right now. I want to talk about the boba.

11:29:44I don't think we'll have time to get to the eel pit. Nope. I wanted to do the heel pit segment. Oh,

11:29:50we're not listening. We see you putting off the eel. No, the eel pit's going to We're doing that now. We've got the eel pit.

11:29:59How about the eel pit? Eel pit will have. I mean, we do have the eel pit.

11:30:05People are saying eel pit. That would be interesting to do the eel pit. All right, let's do eel pit. Do we have time for eel pit?

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